SCP-5094 - Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse (SCP Animation) 

Other d class : pls test me at scp 5094

I think the young girl would like to learn from Ms.J

This is the equivalent of "Now draw her getting an education"

I want ms j as my teacher now

@@I-forgot-how-to-draw. Same

After law school: gets recruited back into SCP and gets denuralized.

Hell jeah

I was expecting more like using him to support theyre ... misdeeds to save the world

Awesome!!😊

I’m honestly proud of him

I agree.

As someone who was once "smart" and is now "exhausted" I agree

Agreed

I was a "Gifted kid" because I loved reading, both in my native language and english and had (And still have) a huge interest in STEM. Now I'm at uni struggling my ass off because I am no longer taking exams I can easily pass with pre-existing knowledge and I have never needed to actually study for any exams, so I never learned how to study, so now I'm at a point where I need to study but don't know how to do that, beyond just forcing myself to read the material over and over again and hoping stuff sticks at least until after the exam. I would have a MUCH better time if instead of getting to uni without having to try even once, the difficulty/level of my education was adjusted to make sure I would always be learning stuff I didn't already know, even if that means teaching a middle-schooler to do basic calculus, because 1) I would have probably already heard a lot of concepts I'm learning about in uni and 2) I would have actually had to study for stuff and TRY and with that I would have to know how to study by now. And while yes, not having to put in any work compared to my peers all the way through highschool was a big confidence-boost, but I think I would have gotten the same, if not an even bigger confidence-boost from learning material that was 2, 3, maybe 4 years ahead of what I was supposed to be taught

@@lucykitsune4619 You just described my childhood, nice to know I'm not alone! I was always that one kid who the teachers never scolded for reading other books in class since I could answer any question posed and was essentially learning nothing from my classes. It's so jarring trying to go from that to actually having to pay attention and still not understanding the lesson. I hadn't learnt how to learn from teachers rather than on my own and at my own pace, so I ended up dropping out of school and studying on my own for my papers x'D

The fact that you are real makes tears go down your parents eyes

@@MAHTONYSTOV Who hurt you?

:’) i want her to teach me how to get away with a mur..i meant how to know everything about life

@@MAHTONYSTOV Don’t be a bully.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who teared up at this lol

ikr..

Ow

And honestly, probably would be able to teach you to be more sociable than your teachers more effectively I see no down sides to this until that one guy starts doing.... how do I put this... weird.... drawings that don’t fit

@@Joshdoingthings1 no, no not again OH BY THE EMPEROR THE HERESY! BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!!!

@@engineer84-w8x agreed, we must all unite to stop the people that make me have the big sad and my child the big brain scar

Man managed to pursue a career in law, how many times do you see _that_ in D class personnel?

Definitely. Went from being scheduled for termination in less than 30 days to working at a law firm. I wish they would’ve kept teaching the kids they did the tests on and recruited them, especially the kid with the learning disabilities.

TRUUUUEEE

It would be sad if he died because SCP-096 ran by him, all that effort for nothing

honestly makes you wonder what the foundation was thinking. it seems way out of character. maybe they wanted to observe him after the fact?

Almost all of the kids are facing the same problem nowadays and not many people notice it, that's literally why a lot of the kids who did really well in elementary school don't do as well in high school. Most of the teachers simply don't focus on the kids who are introverts.

@@Walker_62638 I mean if we all had a Little Miss J in real life we wouldn't be having this problem so much or at least we wouldn't hate school in general thats what makes this scp so sad

Speaks volumes about how much "human" is humanity. It in itself is a major premise in AI- (and ET-) centered scifi literature: can non human sentient beings be "human"...

@@iv5480 There's always that one teacher.😂

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 Well if they weren't created by humans and didn't grow up alongside them then they'd probably be more "human" than us.

Not all teachers start out horrid, its the stress and lack of a good salary that turns them into what you're familiar with

Yes it's a shame that ms j an't in this reality but if not having a super teacher means not having an almost unkillable lizard or a statue that snapps necks in a blink of the eyes or a sadist with portal powers and ect. I think I'm fine with out the horrors

They do exist, it's just that students don't listen to them, just horse around the classroom and ignore homework. I almost became a teacher then took a look at at my classmates and realized I didn't want to deal with that. No wonder why teachers are leaving since parents and students never want to take any responsibility.

the education system these days is a joke. the old "back in my day" is a collection of words i find myself using more and more XD. even basic knowledge like how stainless steel and aluminium don't mix. aluminium motor block with stainless steel bolts to hold the carter. yeah that's not going to work. it will chemicly react. corrode and get stuck together. (so the only way you're ever getting it out is destructively) while back in the day. they used galvanised steel bolts. and these do NOT have that issue. (just forgotten knowledge or something) when i went to school and learned how to use a lathe. they gave me a block of tool steel. pointed me to a grinding wheel and said. go make your tools. (and ofcourse taught you how to do it) . these days they use hardened steel tool bits. (so you basicly replace the teeth with a premade piece wich you cannot make yourself) so nobody knows how to sharpen a drill or any kind of metal working tool. but it doesn't stop there. they aren't even allowed to replace the toolbits themselves. they have to get the teacher and the teacher will undo the torx screw. turn the hardsteel plate around 90 degree's. and then fasten the torx screw again.. the kids aren't even being taught how to do that. no wonder when ever they hire a new kid that they keep breaking the plates and shit. or over tightning them so they strip the torx bit. just useless. why even bother with school?. they have to relearn everything when they begin working. schools these days seem less about teaching, and more about giving them a little bit of everything so they can choose the direction they want. but they have to learn everything on their own. while getting distracted by all the other courses they will never deal with.

I'm trying okay. I will never be ms J, but that won't stop me from striving to be as close to her as humanly possible

I'm late but I'm so sorry to hear that. I have Asperger's syndrome and I didn't learn as much either bc the teachers (as well as the students) are simply unintelligent and unintuitive. I would have honestly wanted to go further but the system is just a joke. I really hope you find peace. You deserve that much ✌🫂

I have Asperger syndrome and I didn’t have a very good time at secondary school. The teachers were supposed to help kids with mental health problems, but they only made it worse. I often speak about problems facing the world and this one teacher would sing Happy by Bruno Mars every time I did because she knew that I couldn’t stand that song! I also have problems listening and whenever I couldn’t do something right, they would tell me to just do what I want, mocking me mercilessly. I honestly despise the school that I went to and I think that in practice, schools like that are meant to segregate mentally troubled kids from so called ‘normal’ kids. But you know what, normal is a lie! Bloody hell, I wish that I had a teacher like Miss J.

true

Yeah.. Compared to the albino enderman who deletes you for looking at it the wrong way, id say this is the much better choice lol

Other D class : 😓 I'm jealous because we littery get test on dangerous thing while this guy became a genius and free from the facility

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Aw! Crusing down on main street relaxing feeling good

today we are on a field trip to scp 682's containment chamber? who wants to say hi to the lizard first?

@@yetiwithinternetaccess869 *[just goes inside scp 682]*

There's a lot

@@Habo1003 I'm aware.

Water Nymph does not deserve to be under the care of the SCP foundation. They treat it like shit

@@sharynkerr8378 Mmhm.

999 and 131?

There is different canon so the Foundation can be both cruel and cold depending on which universe.

Oh no, the Foundation is definetly cruel. This is just one of some exceptions.

I agree with you on that. But at the same time it really depends on the personnel in charge of the SCP in question. Like some researchers are completely monsters while others are like the guy who taught that murder monster how to cook and play music.

Continued from last one: Which in my opinion gives a lot of value to the scp universe since it gives it a degree of realism with all the shifting thoughts and opinions.

@@JoicSeth depends on if the universe has the ethics commitee or not. Universes with ethics commitees are often less cruel than those without.

cool scp 😎

:)

You did a great job

Hmmmm surely

Great job! :)

Without a doubt the luckiest D class ever.

Luckiest D-class member alive!

@@duck508 probably the only one alive

​@@dr.jackbright2559 They all enter alive Dr. Bright, but you see, I am always happy to have new play things, I don't think you realize just how unlucky the D Class Personnel are. Because once you and the foundation have your fun, mine begins, (incoherent crackling laughter) - This transcript was found at the top of SCP 087, written in human blood, on further inspection the anomalous behavior within 087 ceased and has not returned. The origins of this transcript and the author remain unknown.

@@dr.jackbright2559 actually theres another d-class who neutralized an SCP. So the foundation let him go out of respect.

Yes, as only less than 10 D-Class were released from the foundation from the other 1 million. So a 10out of 1000000 chance of release WILLINGLY from the Foundation.

Extremely rare what a happy story this is lol

@@koda_thelastcaveman1521 got a citation for that, comrade?

They most likely use the amnesic on them and just say they were in prison, which they technically are

@@PneumaticFrog I doubt the foundation has only had 1 million d class in the like centuries of activity.

It reminded me of a comedy web show that someone made for Five Nights at Freddy. The robots all saw each other as actual Anthropomorphic Animals and when Freddy got confronted with the truth, he honestly didn’t care. He’s actual line was “for as long as I can remember I only wanted to entertain children and learning that I’m actually a robot built for that express purpose doesn’t change a thing. If anything it gives me more conformation than most people get that I’m doing the right thing.”

@@fist-of-doom487 I actually really like that mindset. My parents once tried on me how my reaction would be to being adopted. I simply asked: „Does it change anything? Then it does not matter.“ It is irrelevant where your origins are, the only thing that counts is who you are and what is important to you.

"I don't know who I am, I don't know where I am. All I know... is I need to teach"

Please don't forget: -an SCP which only wants to serve pizza -an SCP which only demands fair payment for any usually sweet things it produce.

@@Mediados To quote from Kung fu panda 2. "Your story may not have such a happy beginning. But it is the rest of your story. Who you chose to be."

text was poorly write for all people

I love her

Yup

I wish I had a miss J

I rlly need that becouse i am bad at math

Ye

True.

Id say with that, and like the old school learning games, they make the lessons fun, small and bite sized enough to retain it, and with the lessons, lunch and breaks is to break up everything to where you are well rounded in all areas. And just now in these past couple years, education and doctors as well are just now realizing this, you cant just put a kid in front of a teacher and regurgitate whatever is learned, you have to make it practical and fun if you want it to stick, and not just shove it down their throats.

Don't forget 999

@@christiemarie8748 999 existing would cause series of XK-Class End Of The World stuff

Me too. If I had a copy of her game I would find school to be a breeze.

@@ariannaseguin5929 Y E S

@Rozu Waltz y e s s

Petition to make miss j real?

@@samiya1677 I join

I'd be fluent in every language and orchestra ready with every instrument by the end of the year lol

Thaumiel Class is a special kind designed for SCP's that can help to contain other SCP's, that's why, despite Miss J being a very positive and life changer SCP, she's Safe Class, her abilities can't help to contain directly other SCP's, and why Anastashesha, a giant Eel that devours victims by erasing memory, but is responsible for creating the Amnestic drugs the Foundation relies so much on, is a Thaumiel Class, despite being a hostile SCP.

@@Emmix_342 well actually theoretically she can help with containment helping discover and teach new alloys to help with containment or just straight up teaching g new ways of containment teaching new arrivals about all of the scp's they need to worry about or just in general knowledge the may need to know

I wish the infinite pizza box was real. They just keep the thing in a break room.

What would she contain?

sstuff knowledge

True

TRUEEE

Miss J would probably replace the school teachers and there would be so many loss of jobs. No more school bus drivers, Janitors, Principal, etc. But I still want Miss J cause she sounds amazing

Yep

@@DrNinja7 She could help replace these jobs by teaching them new professions

It seems like she is less focused on the specifics of how to make things and more overall expertise in a subject or field. Instead of just giving you all the steps, she'd give you a course of nuclear fusion and physics. You could use such knowledge to create an atom bomb, but there are other applications as well.

I'm 5 parallel universes ahead of you

I'm 6 parallel universes beyond you

@@The_FireExtremeProd I,m 7 parallel universes ahead of you

I'm 8 rotated 90 degrees parrelel universes ahead of you

@@bdray8235 I'm 1000 parallel universes ahead of you

@Olivia Disko surround the word/ phrase with _

Hey, atleast the "Ethics Committee" done something for once

Well, most D-Class are people that wouldn't normally have lives. Homeless and many criminals. Giving someone the chance at a better life, when they no longer need them, seems like a proper send off. D-Class are not killed when they are no longer needed.

“The scp foundation is cold, not cruel”

@@mollypaws The 05 council and Ethics Committee may not see eye to eye all the time. But even they can agree that Ms. J is the perfect teacher, and a way to secure the future if not just the foundation. But the world, and would make for a good send off to quite a few D-class, to insure them a successful future. For that, I propose a toast, to Ms J. The greatest teacher to ever exist.

Yes

Yes.

Of course

The fact that an 8 yo kid achieve the knowledge that i spent 5 bloody years of my life to learn just in 15hrs is quite something.

YES

Looking past the more popular (murdery) SCP's, there are SCP's whose sole purpose is to help others or has positive motives in mind. Like SCP-1230 which gives you entertaining dreams or SCP- 294 which can give anyone whatever drink they want or SCP-1342 which is an ET version of Voyager 1 that sends out not only tech and info they saw as useful for us but also a message similar to our own but with a revision that despite our own barbarity towards ourselves and to them, they see humanity as a whole as no less than beautiful...

Also, let’s not forget SPC-999

@@Silvergirl231 999 is goodness incarnate

ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪

And then one kid said I want to be a murderer and became Freddy Kruger

Nah the education system where I live is pretty good, I’ve had some pretty fun and caring teachers.

@@daystars6479 Mine's the opposite though

I think the real thing that made me tear is that miss J is the teacher that teach you what you want not what you need to know like other schools the D class was taught about law because he wanted out of the jail system the kid who was a big idiot just wanted to know about trains. The fact she go out of her way to make sure her students are having fun and resting is so wholesome its like what you imagined what school is like on yoir frist day of school before it became both a prison and hell with ineffective teaching and bullying.

@@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA same here

I actually felt like crying watching this! I really wish I had a teacher like Ms. J

super true, us in S.E.A. really need changes in student educations and teacher standards.

Me and everybody that ever experienced education in SEA can relate

@@billybobbobbybobby9565 i mean i live in SEA and i have a decent laptop

@KebabToastWaffle I can relate

I literally cry everyday when i go to school, it sucks like hell

**teaches them how to be a foundation staff member**

Everybody gangsta until someone asks to learn how to neutralize scp 682

@@gabrielaturniak8312 why didn’t we do that already

Everybody gangsta until Miss J taught Calvin Lucien how to murder the entire 05 council and become the new head unwillingly.

*asking teacher miss j to teach me how to become a 05 and Make shy dissapear*

Free education

@@unknowunknown9096 Not really since it was a game product mean to be sold

@@unknowunknown9096 I mean education free until college.

want more wholesomeness? she was photographed with the desire camera (scp-978) when teaching a d-class and the only changes noted were that there was a half-eaten bag of peanut butter crackers and a gold star sticker that says "super duper" on the d-class's chest. her only deep desires are for her love and validation to manifest physically on her students and thats so freaking sweet.

same

Well, there is a light side effect... You'll be emotionally attached to her

@@newkey5319 Just from watching this video, I'm already attached.

@@handsomesincebert same here.

@@handsomesincebert I second this

I know, I kept waiting for the plot twist and thankfully it never came

SAME!!!

SAME!

Honestly same. Especially when you have a teacher that's actually invested in you. Girl's going to probably be one of the best veternarians or cat ladies out there, lol

@@katziliaf Maybe you become interested in her only because of some mind control thing the CD does to keep you invested. Most likely not Miss J, but just programed into the anomalous code

I'd want her to tutor me.

@@ariannaseguin5929 we all would

probably just as wholesome as SCP-999 to be honest.

due to the fact that both SCPs want to help people in meaningful ways.

(and that includes The Bear With a Heart of Patchwork too.)

You are right those gems are so rare and few. In my entire life I just know 3 such teachers and I didn't had interaction with even one.

Mrs. Carpenter, 5th grade. The only teacher to go to bat for me against other faculty.

Mrs. Aidt in 11th Grade for Algebra 1 & 2 Never forget. She took the time to explain the most difficult formulas and showed the class how the formulas worked in real life. Opened my eyes to what numbers can really do. Minored in Mathematics because of her. She was my foundation and building blocks to how far I’ve come in Mathematics “Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world” -Albert Einstein #NeverForget

Miss Marshall 4th grade, she helped me not only come out of my protective shell but also helped me unwind from my fight or flight response when dealing with the other problematic kids in my class after I had moved away from a school that I got in fights a lot in.

My man, Mr/Ms. Obvious has cited the wisdom of the week.

it really is

☺️That makes me happy

Yeah, unlike you Bill.

Bill is an XK end of the world scenario.

Wholesomness

Add SCP-1230 to that list...

Yes, this and 999

@@Neptune7246 and the pizza box that creates whatever your favorite pizza is when you open it

@@fakerussian2036 oh yes

Patchwork bear

Was also unique that despite the having his memory wiped after the lesson, he retained all of the knowledge to study law. The only anomalous thing about Mrs. J was how quickly she turned someone of any educational standing into certified geniuses in not even a week. I also believe this is the first safe SCP in a while that actually not only saved humans, but bettered them. Color me impressed.

If you want an evil variation, Goat VR is where you need to look.

@@NiGHTcapD whats goat vr?

@@LUMINA3 another SCP

I thought she would lure kids through the screen judging by the thumbnail but I was WAYYYYYYYYY off.

There are many Safe class SCPs that do nothing but benefit other's. I forget the numbers but there is a Pizza box with the anomalous effect of providing the exact type of pizza you are hungry for. Or a bell that summons a Butler who does what is asked of him. Most Safe class SCPs have things you are not allowed to do, but they still have lax containment and are open to low-level employees. Even D-Class personnel have access to some of them.

Y E S

Most people would probably chuckle at that.

I would install it immediately

imagine if that scene took place in the future where they mass produce a real life ms j that works on modern computers, and the entire human race became geniuses

I want it

Scp- 999/294 are other nice ones

@@Endryt-md4qb and 4999 is nice too

mhmm, world's best teacher

Scp-999 the tickle monster

@@azurcruz7329 did you think I didn't know of this beautiful gelatinous being

Yes

.....test them together. Make her teach 999.

nahhh

@@Merilirem smartass 999 sounds cool

@@dat1pengu1n It does

Scp:999 has breached containment. Be prepared for a hug depressed people

Yes, the wholesome being rare is what makes it hit so hard

Same. I 100% agree with you. It's like the light peeking through the darkness.

Yep, nice to hear a wholesome story from time to time

@Ezra Cohen he is more chillax I guess. Only commits homicide when he decides “hmmm P E S T I L I C E D E T E C T E D”

Ikr, this digital, possibly supernatural entity is effortlessly able to do in 2 days what most teachers can't to in 19-21 years! THAT'S INSANE!

_____mayaya ch_____

You made me think of food

@@gamingdoctor8533 “Cinnamon Roll” is also an Internet nickname to someone who’s a total sweetheart, like Ms. J.

yes

It's just "SC" now

Cruising on that main street cant remember the rest of the words. Ride on the magic cd rom!

Yep, especially since I'm really dumb

Yeah, miss J, especially if her success can be replicated, would be such an improvement to the world.

Well I guess that’s one way to call it success, also SCP 5094 is probably preserved well

Who is Xenia?

@@Starwarrior-pw5st yeah, like while her original disk is probably going to break, theres no way they havent backed up the code of the game onto like, their data base for safe keeping. (Also, did they ever like go after the creators of the scp? Like, if they could create a sentient peice of code in the 1900s, they have to seem form.of usefull now

@@epicgamer-ny4fj also they could have cloned a couple of disks or do what you suggested, couldn’t we just ask Ms J how to clone her disk, or any disk?

@@nonebusiness7723 Did you not watch the video

Oh, that's actually a really good idea.

@@lotuseater2184 it really is

Odds are, it already is

It could teach the new generation if the procedure failed and the survivors had to rebuild on their own

She is a cd they can make copies of her , and put one in scp2000

Damn, that'd be a great battle. But they'd probably do better as a team.

@@user-id1hd4no6o tru

They would probably just team up to help those students who have a harder time learning

@@sansogamer4707now that's what I want to see

I feel like Koro sensei would teach miss J how to assassinate him cause you know, he wanted to be killed and if this is for a different universe where Koro sensei doesn't wanna be killed then yeah they would be a great team, Koro sensei the main teacher and miss J the assistant

Yup

Miss Frizzle says hi XD

Koro-Sensei is an SCP in of itself if it exists in the SCP Universe. A super assassin that is a ticking time bomb...

All might in the back: I AM ALSO HERE!

@@Spoonyearsago Aizawa: "Didn't you have to use a 'Teaching for Dummies' book when you started teaching?"

YEAH haha...

*999*

Who gave scp 173 a electronic?

@@gamingdoctor8533 I broke someone’s neck and stole it

Agreed

what have ya done

Ok

*train hits u*

NEOOOOOOMMMMMMM

...

Miss J: YES. Now pipe down and pay attention, as this lesson could save your and EVERY life someday. :3

@@adamchristopher6917 I’m sure she would be a bit nicer so something like: yes now could you please keep quiet. This could save everyone’s life and your’s too.

The kid to the teacher: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[Proceeds to explain the molecular structure and habitability of each body in the solar system]

Next thing you know that kid teaches about FTL propulsion & gravity generators.

@Vinold Ofoeze-Morrison give him a break maybe hes just slow learner

same dude, same

I have a copy, do you want it for $4999?

Same. I wish I had the IQ of Einstein or even Elon Musk. Sigh...

A teacher like that is extremely needed.