This cutest SCP here imo Like, it doesnt hurt you (except for heart attacts), it looks like its trying to hug you and it sometimes does a "shy pose" *how can you not like it*
It's humanoid Not verry tall It has no hands And no facial features at all Not agresive Nor hostile It likes to startle And will stay Active for awhile =IT'S A TELEPORTING EUCLID SCP
It was changed from Safe to Euclid because it somehow teleported to the other side of the facility instead of the nearest person to it, and it show signs of sentience. If you get used to it it well instead manifest sitting in a chair, in order to continue to surprise you.
SCP-XXXX is a Euclid class humanoid SCP with the capability of understanding Safe, Euclid, and Keter SCPs without previous knowledge of their existence. It develops and writes songs about them without the use of musical instruments or recording devices and posts them to a certain websites named “RU-vid” To stop the breach in security a group of programmers have been tasked with the creation of a game about The Foundation using SCPs SCP-XXXX has written songs about and has posted to his media page. This is to make the public believe that The Foundation is all fiction. These songs are designated SCP-XXXX-1 to SCP-XXXX-41, all songs that have pertained sensitive data are to be restricted to Level 4 and above. You have now been marked as a potential breach in security. The deer walks through the doors without any walls The hours of inconsistent horses has a owl as a bat Securing your life cannot contain a wall or ceiling What you have just read is a fatal memetic hazard, your life ends in ten seconds. You took the risk of reading that fucking thing, goodbye. -Dr Brydges of Site-81 *Incident-1-2/3/16* SCP has written a song about covert task force XXX-666. You are to immediately destroy all copies of the SCP-XXXX-42, the of elimination of SCP-XXXX is approved by the O5 Council. -O5-8 Sir, elimination of SCP-XXXX has failed, we have found a new song about MTF Epsilon-11 (“Nine-Tailed Fox”)outside of containment area after elimination of SCP-XXXX. It is theorized that it is now a incorporeal entity and MTF Mu-13 (“Ghostbusters”) have been immediately assigned with the task of locating and containing SCP-XXXX. -Dr Brydges *As of this date SCP-XXXX is yet to be contained* If you have read this far then consider yourself immune to Level 3 memetic hazards, you will be brought to the nearest Site in your area as D-Class personnel. Good luck on your new job. -Sincerely Dr Brydges
true and it could help against scps that cant walk through walls or objects... plus you know it grows on ya it does... it becomes distributing when it aint there
SCP-4440 "Awesome Singer" Object class: Safe Description: SCP-5001 is a male singer presumably located in Belgium, only accounted to be named 'Glenn Leroi'. SCP-5001 is allowed to freely wander the facility, eat in the main canteen and perform assigned tasks. No harm is to be dealt to SCP-5001 at any point. During a containment breach, SCP-5001 is allowed to use standard Mobile Task Force weaponry and armour responsibly and securely. Effects: Upon hearing a song by SCP-5001, one will begin to perceive images of whatever the song was based on. Subject D-3892 was ordered to listen to some songs by the singer, see Addendum 5001-1 ADDENDUM 5001-1 Results: SCP-173 Song: Subject reported the general behaviour of SCP-173, but no harm came of the subject. SCP-096 Song: Subject accidentally viewed the face of SCP-096, who followed their usual 'triggered" process, but D-3892 was still not harmed. Dr. [REDACTED] set SCP-5001 to Safe class after realising that SCP-5001's visions cannot do harm. SCP-330: [REDACTED] "This guy's songs are awesome! I could listen to him all day!! Please prompt him to write some more songs! That's all I have to say! Best singer ever!" - Subject D-3892
Addendum another instance where he was singing about the black statue. the black statue became active and started well startling people at site ### no harm done
Gardenia Reitman the point of my comment was the point out how this is the beginning of the songs for the unity version, and to expect more, not simply to point out the obvious.
deonds. it can kill uf it gives yu a heart attack, and he is correct that object class isn't deffiened by how deadly it is, EG: take only 2 can kill people but it's safe class because it can't move
SCP 3083 "Glenn Leroi" Object class: Keter Description: Scp 3083 consists of what seems to be a regular human, but writes songs about other SCP's without prior knowledge to there existence. 3083 was originally found in [REDACTED], [REDACTED] wandering around, singing these songs. These songs can be found on RU-vid and some date back to 2013. Containment procedure: 3083 is to be contained in a 9x9x9 steel box with his arms far apart do he, by any chance, does not get a instrument. All footage of the SCP must be deleted the day after it is filmed, any longer and the footage of him will some how get out, but only the parts where he is singing.
Item #: SCP-650 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-650 is to be stored in a lockable room at least 4 meters by 4 meters, with comfortable lighting. It must remain under constant surveillance by no less than three (3) personnel. Observers are to position themselves so that the SCP and at least one additional observer are in their line of sight at all times. Observation via remote methods such as security cameras is permissible, so long as concentration is not broken at any time. This method should only be used in case of emergency, however, due to the possibility of accidental loss of sight. Description: SCP-650 is a black statue of a stylized humanoid 167cm tall. The statue does not possess hands or facial features: the limbs taper off into rounded points and the head is a smooth surface all around. The default posture while under observation has the statue reaching upwards, head tilted as if facing the sky. Composition of the statue is currently undetermined; materials testing has yielded inconclusive and contradictory results. If the statue is not being observed, it will relocate itself to a point immediately behind whomever is in the containment site and assume a threatening posture. No noise is made during this relocation process, so the precise method of locomotion is as of yet unknown. The relocation point and posture are typically close enough to induce an automatic fight-or-flight response in the observer once they turn around and see it. However, it should be noted that the SCP has not yet shown any signs of active aggression or hostility. Based on trial responses that varied the amount of time between breaking and re-establishing line-of-sight, its purpose does not seem to be to attack but merely to startle. The reason for this is unknown, and no further research is pending to determine its motives. While the primary method appears to be triggering a startled reaction via close proximity, the SCP has also shown varied other postures in the presence of observers who have become used to its effects. In the cases of these observers, the statue has assumed other postures a comfortable distance away, including reclining on a table, "sitting" on a chair, and in one instance, huddled in a corner as if terrified. Given that the observers who reported these postures also mentioned that they were left feeling uneasy, it is theorized that this may simply be a secondary method of generating reactions. Addendum: ██/██/████ - Object upgraded to Euclid class after statue somehow managed to appear on the other side of Site ███ and manifest directly behind Dr. ███████ in his office. Additional observational measures are to be put in place to prevent future incidents. Researcher's note: I don't give a flying rat about the budget; keep this damn thing contained! Turning around in a dim office to see this thing a half-inch away from your nose is guaranteed to take years from your life. And given what we deal with, we don't have many to spare. -Dr. ███████
That’s actually a good match, so basically: D-Class Boi: **blinks** Scp-650: **teleports behind you** Scp-173: **teleports in front of you** Scp-650 and Scp-173: **holds hands** D-Class Boi: i cant move, oh well, i guess I’ll die because of next blink D-Class Boi: **blinks** Scp-173: **snaps**
D-class realised the noise was from SCP-682 blocking the attack. SCP-682:I knew this was coming... Time to kill this dumb peanut once and for all. My revenge has come >:)
People who say this scp doesn't hurt you don't understand how jumpy this thing can be when youre walking around, checking for scps and you see this behind you anddd.. *BOOM* heart attack
Me: Why scp-650 Scp-650: Scp-173 said I can kill some body if I do this but I can;t do it for some reason Later* Scp-173: Dude stop blocking me Scp-650:But I wanna snap his neck
Iiiiin fact, it depends. SCP-650 is considered safe as it doesn't harm anyone, nor tried for the moment. But it was changed for euclid after it teleported at the opposite side of the base to appear behind one of the scientist in his office, almost making his heart stop. As you can see : ██/██/████ - Object upgraded to Euclid class after statue somehow managed to appear on the other side of Site ███ and manifest directly behind Dr. ███████ in his office. Additional observational measures are to be put in place to prevent future incidents. Researcher's note: I don't give a flying rat about the budget; keep this damn thing contained! Turning around in a dim office to see this thing a half-inch away from your nose is guaranteed to take years from your life. And given what we deal with, we don't have many to spare. -Dr. ███████
SCP-173:ok, now i can kill him SCP-650 gets in the way* SCP-173:oh come on man, dont u see im gonna kill him? SCP-650:why kill him when u can scare him, it wont kill him and its funny SCP-173:u have to be kidding right?
>| Lyrics : |< It's a teleporting euclid SCP Stop following me It will pick someone in this facility Oh, Stop following me It's a black statue, relocating behind you And won't move a bit when observing it It reminds of SCP-173 Oh, stop following me It's humanoid not very tall It has no hands and no facial features at all not agressive nor hostile it likes to startle and will stay active for awhile It's a teleporting euclid SCP Stop following me It will pick someone in this facility Oh, Stop following me It's a black statue, relocating behind you And won't move a bit when observing it It reminds of SCP-173 Oh, stop following me It's a black statue, relocating behind you And won't move a bit when observing it It reminds of SCP-173 Oh, stop following me....
Brian Farrell alright, let me explain this for the filth time. RU-vid only counts the amounts of views on a video if people have already watched the video to a certain point. So people could just Like the video the second they get on the page but their views wouldn’t count until they watch through something like half the video. Make sense? RU-vid did this for the sole purpose of fixing click bait videos. People would click on the vid and they found out it wasn’t what they were promised. So they would click off and search for another, while the video gets even more popular and shows up in more people’s recommend because of the split second of watch time that added to the view counter. Trust me. It’s better this way
Also Safe also means it can be kept in a box and it won't do crap, though SCP 650 can't be kept in a box so he would be safe, but he can also teleport on certen things that can activate stuff teleport on somthing like glass floor and etc and that would add wieght ya know.
SCP-650 is a black statue of a stylized humanoid 167cm tall. The statue does not possess hands or facial features: the limbs taper off into rounded points and the head is a smooth surface all around. The default posture while under observation has the statue reaching upwards, head tilted as if facing the sky. Composition of the statue is currently undetermined; materials testing has yielded inconclusive and contradictory results. If the statue is not being observed, it will relocate itself to a point immediately behind whomever is in the containment site and assume a threatening posture. No noise is made during this relocation process, so the precise method of locomotion is as of yet unknown. The relocation point and posture are typically close enough to induce an automatic fight-or-flight response in the observer once they turn around and see it.
173: Who Are You?! 650: Im You But Shittier And unpopular. 173: Press F To Pay Respects. Edit: It Was Supposed To Be Dr. Bright's Wife Dildo But Accidentally Becomes An SCP.
