SCP-661 Sold Me a Knuckle Sandwich - Salesman 

I find quite conforting the fact that after what he did he will be used in experiments even more sadistic than what he did

Honestly, the fact that he chose to use his powers to excel at a job and not really anything else is fortunate. Man could easily take over the world, I think.

This guy is worse than the Indoor Salesman. At least 1879 can't physically hurt you unless you let him.

This guy seems really, really slimy. I get that the salesman was grabbing at and manhandling him so forcing him to let go was one thing. but making the man actively harm himself was a step WAY over the line, especially making him hurt himself that badly.

661 could be a valuable asset to the foundation if his power works on other anomalies. The ability to instantly quell a containment breach or maintain containment theoretically indefinitely would make him a hero.

SCP-1879: finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

1:43 The Boss who fires his employees could be a new unknown SCP. SCP-[REDACTED] aka. " *_YOU'RE FIRED!_* " Classification: Uncontained (has never shown a sign of violence so far) Description: SCP-[REDACTED] has no real form. It shapes into any figure that reassembles the boss of someone. Powers: This SCP-object is known for entering companies which are doomed to fail. It's also known for firing every employee of the company in high speed. Researchers think that it's doing it to save the companies from their sealed fates. Interviews: none. It was impossible to interview this SCP-Object.

Dude really had pretty low ambition if beings a salesman is the best he ended up being with that power. Dude could have taken over the world with that power. Would love to see him say "You want to destroy yourself permanently" to 682 to see if that would work.

So the guy stood at his door and watched Jerry punch himself for hours?

This man is the one thing that can convince 682 that it wants to kill itself, and potentially succeed, or convince itbto mot want to kill humanitt. But his shitty personality makes him another wasted potential that the foundation is forced to deal with.

This man made me think that the SCP Foundation might have use for a MTF made up solely of deaf people to deal with auditory and language-based anomalies. Call em MTF Phi-11 "White Noise", equip them with special visors to project written messages and instructions from mission control onto and have them sign-language at their own cameras in response for communication, suddenly this guy is harmless, as well as anything else that has a particularly convincing voice or a brain-frying scream, or even other fun things like, say, a radio broadcasting signal that warps reality, but only for those who hear it, or an old grammophone that can be slowed down, sped up or played reverse and makes its listeners act slowed, sped up or in reverse accordingly. (Edit: I realized too late that MTF Eta-11 "Savage Beasts" is a thing, that is kinda like what I came up with here)

the narrator is scp 661 making me continue to watch more videos every day

If you have to be able to understand what he is saying to be influenced by him, then the easiest thing to do is to surround him with people who don’t understand any language he is able to verbally communicate in. This way is he speaks English to someone who can only understand French, they would not be affected because they can’t understand him. This way, you don’t need to worry about always wearing noise cancelling headphones and potentially having the risk of someone forgetting to wear them or a pair malfunctioning and allowing him to affect them.

imagine if he walks into the bank and then talk to the teller "you want to give me 10,000 dollars"

The knuckle sandwich is ok.. but the "Can O' Woopass" is where it's at! P.s. thanks for always giving me something fun to watch while I'm working on my videos! You guys are awesome!-SLD

I would not be joking if I was asking Jerry "Why are you hitting yourself?"

We're just lucky this guy doesn't go into politics

SCP 001 when DAY breaks (SCP 426 I am the toaster) SCP 001 when DAY breaks (SCP 1919 hotel of duplicates) SCP 001 when DAY breaks (SCP 2019 gelatinous Brain cube) SCP 001 when DAY breaks (SCP 661 sold me a knuckle sandwich)

SCP-661: "You want to--" *POW* 👊 SCP Agent: "What? You wanted me to wait until he said something?"

When I used to work for a solar panel company I had to take a class on how to do door-to-door sales. That's all well and good except for the fact that I didn't even live in the state that the company was in.

Love the early drop on this one 🙏 it’s a rare treat to see the videos before my shift instead of listening to them on the drive home

This makes me glad I'm just young enough to have missed the traveling salesman phenomenon

If one studies NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) the ability to talk anybody into buying anything doesn't have to be an anomalous property, just sociology and psychology 101. The only thing needed is a 30 second elevator pitch to get your foot in the door. Now, having the ability to punch someone and have them pay you for it, THAT'S real talent! 😆

If anyone noticed the perfume bottled labeled "Ambergris," that's the fatty digestive by-product taken from whales that used to be essential in making perfume and cosmetics

kinda wanna see 661 vs 682

Day 51 of asking for a 6113 video

This guy is like Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. It’s terrifying

I love these episodes and animation videos, nice to know im early. Thanks for posting!

They can also get surveillance that doesn't speak the same language, it says in the video "as long as they can understand what they're being told..."

Safe class?! How is this not Euclid class?! Almost every other self aware intelligent SCP has been classified as at least Euclid!

Also all these episodes are awesome keep up the magic

The script writers of this channel are great

you’re amazing and i hope you never leave us! ( from a fan )

Thanks for explain i waited for it!

Jerry might have been better off learning how to get someone to buy something from the in door salesman, at least he wouldn't be tricked as easy.

Imagine if the dude started an mlm. He’d be rich

Always fun to see more videos ❤ if you could I would love to see you do one on SCP-2547 some day also 🙂

Man's really didn't think to just get a millionaire to "donate" to his organization once a year. Crazy.

I would like to see the indoor salesman plus this salesman against each other who would sell the best

Nice vid. Too bad Jerry got so hurt in the process that he was knocked out and unable to sell anymore of his products. Meaning he was hospitalized.

5:03 i love fat guy scp like reluctant dimension hopper, so cuddly

Simple answer: only guard his cell with non-English speaking agents.

*Jerry, these are not the food processors you are looking for*

The addendum's for this SCP were hilarious it's too bad you guys didn't mention them

man, what a great salesman.

Let the salesman sell a Kirby vacuum and accessories to Dr Bright.

"and the man's name was... TYLER DURDEN"

Reminds me of the Indoor Salesman SCP, except this one has zero likability. Day 375 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.

Knuckles: "Somebody called me?"

Why does this feel like the work of a Stand rather than an SCP? Even the confrontation feels like an enemy stand confrontation.

The guy is obviously a disgruntled and misplaced Jedi gone to the dark side.

SCP-661 mastered Jedi mind tricks

This scp in a nutshell: stop hitting yourself!, Stop hitting yourself!!!

Turns on TV: BILLY MAYES HERE SHOWING YOU THE KNUCLE SANDWICH AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED FOOD PROCESSOR! Mr: JESUS CHRIST

This man is using the force from Star wars

Id love to see a Vs short beteen this guy and the Indoor Salesman. A sadist wielding mesmeric commands vs a smarmy reality bender who wont leave without making a sale that comes with a horrible twist

Let that guy try that trick to a different salesman, Keter-class SCP-1879.

That's a salesperson I would like under my employment!!!!

WOAH [[ Spamton G Salesman ]]

Literally Spamton.

If people have to be able to understand his commands in order to be influenced, and the SCP has international divisions, wouldn't it be easier to hold him in another country, or be kept around non-english speaking personnel?

Oh wow. They made an SCP of Billie Mayes. lol.

This would be amazing on Spotify, just to listen to.

This guy should've told the emperor these weren't the droids he was looking for.

I'd love a 684 video, myself.

That has to be one if the most scary things someone has he chose to be a sales man imagine if he was president or prime minister with that we would all be screwed 🤔

Jedi mind trick on steroids

I saw the title and laughed so hard

imagine the cross tests! 682 you want to permanently end your existence! noise canceling headphones do not completely block out sound. htye are like ear plugs. make sound lower not 100% negated.

Hmm... I wonder if this Salesman can do well in Fight Club.

Cool

Narrator: Food Processor Animator: Stand Mixer :)

This is just the calebcity vine lol

So, this is an alternate origin for The Purple Man, the supervillian from Marvel comics.

Now he should say "everybody do the flop"

“Why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself!”

Imagen the prank calls you could make with that power

Awesome and cool! ^_^

Let’s go a new video

Why didn't he look in the mirror and tell himself he wanted to go to the gym 4hours a day regularly to get to a weight that suits his height and makes him look and feel healthier?

Could you make a video on scp 3321? I think that could be pretty interesting :)

He should join pharma sales , they still do door to door sale to doctors. And it can pay 100s of thousands to millions.

Is he a Bene Gesserit or a Jedi? It seems that the Bene Gesserit were stronger as their Voice was impossible for most to resist. While Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded.

So basically the uncle's threat

The purple man is a great marvel character

*SCP-096 versus SCP-661 "The Shy Guy versus The Too Good To Be True Salesman"* Experiment: A D-Class wheels-in a TV and VCR Player to display a scripted classic-style infomercial recording of SCP-661 into the containment chamber of SCP-096, and presses the play button, whereby upon completion their blindfold and ear plugs are removed whereas to determine the efficacy of the exposure. Recording: Do you want to be never seen again, but can't find a way to hide in this world so nobody ever does? Are you tired of simply whimpering in the corner of some dark room, dreading the day a ray of light reveals your face to the world, only to compulsively find yourself in a bout of maddening rage, tearing those unfortunate other faces to shreds for seeing yours? Are you something to look at, and don't want to be looked at anymore? Well, my new best friend, have I got a bit of free self-help advice for you! The reason as to why everyone looks at you, is because of your very actions to NOT want to be looked at; it's as though you're saying to somebody "here I am because I am not", and so there you are, being looked at in acknowledgement of your very being! The key to end this reaction is very simply: "You Don't Want To Want To Do Or Be Anything Anymore!". If somebody looks at you, you don't want to acknowledge it, you don't want to react to it, you don't want to attack anybody who sees your face. Wouldn't it be easier to simply, simply be? "Don't You Want To Just Sit There, Motionless And Emotionless?" You can, and if you do it right now, you can do it forever.... Result: SCP-096 shouldn't want to do any harm nor to be wanting to not be looked at, but also won't reside in a vegetative state, thereby should be a drone of basic neutral activities and emotions. With luck, this should result in baseline free will; we didn't take away its ability to rip somebody to shreds, we gave it a choice to simply not care? We use the first suggestion "You Don't Want To Want To Do Or Be Anything Anymore!" as the eraser, followed by a second suggestion of "Don't You Want To Just Sit There, Motionless And Emotionless?" to contradict the eraser to thereby create motion and emotion in the broadest possible sense.

“The times are a changing” hearing that I have to laugh then sadly sigh continues watching………….

can u make a video about some more suggestions for killing 682 I miss them also I have one. what if you make get a liquid out of the coffee machine (I forgot the number) during a containment breach of 682 called 682 killer the coffee machine will make anything if there is a threat at the time if I can remember correctly

As if that scp does not look exactly like Sam Losco lol!!

My father was a travelling Salesman. I have 70 half siblings as a result.

The salesman looks like doc ock on the cover of the video

Ahh yes kilgrave from Jessica Jones

So.. he is the Purple Man aka Killgrave :P

His containment chamber needs some serious sound proofing!

Purple man really let himself go after Jessica Jones. Ngl

Purple man, just this version is red man.

Jerry is either really strong or really weak, how did he eat full powered punch after punch for HOURS

You think knuckle sandwich is bad? He sold me a can of whoop-ass!

Is this SCP butters from the pandemic special?!

Ah, yes...the old Jedi mind trick