SCP-682 VS SCP-3008 (SCP Animation) 

The bottom jaw just gone so it has to bite by repeatedly hitting its top jaw at someone

@@Addix0 r/woooosh And no i don't have reddit

extra pieces* lmao

Why do you think his ribs are exposed

Pretty sure its pride is missing after having trouble putting itself back together

Completely underrated comment

@@mustafacassanova5190 thanks 😄

This is gold

They disassembled him to find the receipt

@@auserofyt8295 lol

"The store is'nt closed. Please exit the building"

"Sir. PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. IM CALLING THE POLICE. I HAVE YOU ON CAMERA." 🤣

The employees after I take a dump in the display toilet

​@@harrisonleon577bro I'm dead 💀

​@@harrisonleon577wtf

Bad dog moment 🤣

SCP-682​@@Davie03q

SCP-3008

682

3008 682

300th like

@@jensthemagicjester347 no one gives a shit

Wait could he have regenerate because if he couldn't why not just take the body parts and put them in different foundations

They turned him into a lego

Well I would try to use some mental scp and make retail unable to do anything just this would be enough for it x if u were to erase/freez his mind and do not do anything to his body to stimulate his instincts it would be easy to contain it

They don't, they just dont wanna deal with the croc

Yea, the Swedes is funny

You kinda have to if yer gonna have to work retail.

Mess with the crocco and you get the glocko

Or intelligence

😂lol

"I stole it hehehe" -said 05-11

Lol😂😂😂😂...

You know what noticed that your post is from year ago, but a year later I guess the Cycle repeated because I got that impression as well. Huh great minds think alike. 😅

Lol same, top and repie

Scp death killed him

Capture and defeat are vastly different things.

"humans" use multiple scp and his containment is literally acid so it cant fully regenerate

@@carbon-basedlifeform2562 Okay but adaptations?

he can escape whenever he wants but he chooses not too

It’s not hard to damage 682, what’s hard is killing it, or keeping it from becoming stronger thanks to the damage

And, there being an infinite number of staff, and the dead staff attracting more, it's basically a hydra just creating 2 threats from one dead, it would have to be damaged eventually, or 682 would have to drastically change it's physiology to constantly fend off increasing hoards of staff, though it is capable of doing so, it makes sense that the staff would just give up on destroying it and send it out.

He’s like Deadpool. Cant die because he’s protected by infinite regeneration plot armor. I still think he’s one of the most amusing creatures because his plot armor is powered by his hatred for the living

It also could be because not just the infinite staff but also the amount of force they can punch with.

@@protalghulnist4126 Well it is hard to damage it, the employees are just really strong

Perhaps but depending on the lore you may have just duplicated 682

scp-3008 WIN❤

IKEA SCP

096

AHEM When day breaks

They do take anomalies if you have a receipt

Hes looking through all the boxes for 7 hours trying to find its left toe

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@PillowFilledWithSpiders i think i saw it in the sewers wait i ate that i'm pretty sure i spit it out guess i better go return it thankfully i'm pretty sure they haven't watch the movie so that means i'm able to do it without any problems They have watch the movie i was able to return it back but they are coming after me help They have watched the minecraft movie they're going to spoil it for me HELP ME They're Also going to capture me but mostly spoil it

"Bakben? The hell is that part?"

682:wait...I'm missing a kneecap....

Welcome to Ikea, yeet

Relatable

Not enough cursing on 682’s part.

F*CK WHERE DID THEY PUT THOES TOES

@@foxeon6496 I can say something cursed to that but naw

Heh

Where's the screw for my tail

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Well his regen prevents him from being killed, not from being hurt

@balloon barney No it would; it’s like deadpool

The staff challenged SCP 682 to reassemble instead of regenerating

They could put all his parts in acid before it reassembled itself, and they will get parts of 682 that will be easier to destroy

@@aderoner2735 The problem is 682 has been vaporized and even left in a space that's supposed to make anything cease to exist. It somehow managed to come back.

SCP 3008-j *

@@serowisd its not j, its 1 and 2

@@Carb0nD1ox1de what? It's j lol

@@serowisd watch 3008 explained it’s 3008-2

@@serowisd no its definitley 1 and 2 the building is SCP-3008-1 and the staff are SCP-3008-2

Right. That was just silly and so correct. "Here you hold this L and have this back"

Why can i imagine they were just like we ain't no trash can for your unkillable creature here take it back

First of all the staff are hostile and secondly everyone in the store is not from the same universe/dimention.

@@tauceti8060 Not during the day

Hostiles when the store is "closed" only if I remember well. The different dimensions are a problem, for sure. But that's still a way to save many people trapped.

@@tauceti8060 The staff are only hostile during the day, and the survivors can simply follow them and hide until after the staff have dropped off 682 and gone back into the store. People exiting the store will likely go back to their own universe and even if they don't, being in a different universe is better than being in the store, in which case the foundation can help them.

@@Auron1Roxas2 not really doubtful the foundation will let these people go, they’ll most likely be kept within the foundation bases … (maybe given a little freedom but thats about it)

More like where is my kneecap

@@dapstermoon2200 "Where do I put the fcking tail, the manual is sht"

scp-682: WHERE THE F### IS MY LOWER JAW?!?!??

Low key facts

That’s not where the finger goes

Scp-3008

Didn't realised 682 struggling to reconstruct its body again was a reference to confusing instructions untill now lol

@@Kyumifun it literally said that in the video lol

682 would probably get better at repairing itself though

@@Ubdedman IKEA would probably mix up the way it takes 682 apart. So while it won’t work indefinitely, it’ll probably last a few centuries.

I’m pretty sure when there’s a cross test it a bet between researchers if he’s getting bodied or not

He is really hard to kill, not indestructible, even human weapons and traps can cause great harm to him, the only thing that makes him op is his adaptability

Destroy usually means it stays like that.

The ending was really interesting

Killing or maiming it is actually somewhat easy compared to some SCPs. The issue isn't getting the upper hand on it but keeping it dead or wounded.

Same

I mean kind of did lol

Probably millions of IKEA staff

All the poor people trying to survive lost in the endless IKEA

Even scp 999 caused scp 682 to kill alot of people

I mean I’m sure some ‘Staff’ did, but then again, they aren’t *people*😂

Everyone is saying 682 probably killed a lot of the staff but considering they carried it out in pieces inside boxes i like to think the employees kicked the lizard's ass

The funny part is it took a whole day for 3008 staff to disassemble him in way he can't regen, and into less then 20 boxes. HOW!! Nevermind too busy laughing.

@@Kingmegadon They thrown a bunch of "IKEA Building Manuals" at 682, and while trying to to understand what these scribbles say, 682 already pulled off all its limbs (like you always feel after putting together another Billy Shelf). The rest is just everyday work for the staff XD

yeah im laughing my ass off, who even made this shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

the screaming might also be 682 being exposed to the horror that is surströmming

Yo dude i thought you got killed by the grey knights after seeing de *gets shot*

Bruh, you're not Finland, you don't scare anybody.

Same

Cuz SCP 682 wasn’t in the 99.99999th percentile of human intelligence.

Well it’s not like there’s one author, the line between canon and fanon is more blurred than normal for this fandom because *all* the content is fanmade.

It's Ikea man.

tbh probably gonna back fire when every separate piece of 682 transforms into whole separate 682s lol

@@thoughtbomb6490 then take all parts of 682 to the gurdian

Sounds like a good termination plan for scp3008-1 tbh

Sanic hegehog

Are you a Roblox SCP-3008 Player.

682 is way above some concrete wall + there's no way of knowing how the staff would react

yeah, but 682 is cut down to 100 pieces by staff, and, i mean, yes there is infinite staff members and infinite amount of time but can they really destroy a concrete door? or metal maybe.

@@ahmetkarl1229 concrete, even the strongest metals are nothing to 682, even 2935. It's like the constant flow of water on rocks, slowly eroded to notching.

@@spiritwolf3103 ok but scp 682 is gonna be chopped up in a 100 peices. A little bit harder to break the concrete

thats the thing, in the video the staff dismembered 682, the real question is is it strong enouıgh to keep staff in

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