SCP: Secret Lab Slander 

grooved brainers setting their 173 preference to max because they haven't yet gotten tired of clearing out 25 d-bois every game

the 914 path is just part of my brain now

I love getting 3 colas and bullying the entire SCP team while blaring sabaton over my mic

As a person who doesn't have a mic, in my entire 37.5 hours of playing it for the last week, i have not escaped as a scientist or a D-boi, because when i get to Entrance Zone then the fucking 939 tryhard is there waiting only for me ignoring the 15 thousand MTF/Chaos right next to me.

Chaos trying to tell chaos they can work with the scps 🧱

also a chad: people who don't shoot detained people

Whenever i get killed by a dboi as a scientist, you better bet the next round i will go on a rampage as a guard.

The 2th tells a out g-rod (bumpercrib94)

Hey I'm the guard and scientist who helps d-bois escape I have 0/50 for the expendable achievement

Is it bad I fit all of these

This is literally so true underrated this need 1000000000000000000 views I’m dying 🤣🤣

All of them are literally me (second too)

I fyou look at him you look at him. JUST SHOOT YOUR GUN.

epiklly

bro true

I remember one guy who been handcuffing every d-class on the server when he spawned as guard then he helped them escape, and turn into mtf

Sus

The mtf cowards do piss me off

The last had i 1 time bc the round i joined Was already 40 Minuten so He helped me

All true

Sorry but I already have an "Orange color reflect", if I see that color I immediately shoot out burst of 5 rounds. Norules makes monsters.

When I’m pc I help the scientist or class D who’s struggling the most and I guide them to surface while opening doors for te

CI to MTF and Guards: War crime? MTF and Guards: War crime *Proceeds to shake hand s to commit war crimes on CD, Scientist and SCP*

I was playing as Larry and there was one other scp left the dog we went up to the surface and chaos spawn in and I don't know why but they didn't shot so we "team up" with them and when we got into the elevator I told dog to attack and we kill all of them I like a big ass but it was worth it

All the 914 paths are embedded into my brain

I am the card man.

accurate

I have a mic but yesterday i destroyed like 2 mtf squads whit 939 easily didnt even get me to 90%hp

I see veed io, cool

Ngl I’m almost part of the 914 thing

I’m the no mic god to be honest.

Claim your help d bois escape as a guard here. 👇

Real(real)

The no mic and mtf cowards are fax

What’s the music?

no way did I get your channel recommended to me thats class + very based

I guess im a chad.

Im that Guard don't need to thank me im just doing my objective