Scream Fortress 2014: Merasmus Voicelines 

The Japanese mafia Quotes(most of them) 20:54 , 21:16 , 21:32 , 22:17 , 22:40 , 23:02 , 23:40 , 27:55

Sounds like Nolan North just had fun saying random things in front of his computer for about forty minutes.

"Merasmus banishes your guns! This isn't a Second Amendment thing, by the way, this is Non-Political Motivated EVIL! MUAHAHA!" "Mersasmus banishes your guns to the Nether Relm...FOREVER!....OR PERHAPS MOMENTARILY! MERASMUS PRINTED THIS SPELL OFF THE INTERNET!!" -My two favorite lines.

"So instead of winning the game honestly, you just killed everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!"

Merasmus is actually a pretty good magician. He can fill people's heads with pickle brine without killing them, handle using the bombinomicon without his eye being haunted, and can access the internet (which, at the time period TF2 took place, was only avaliable to the US Department of Defense)

8:40 How many of you came here just for that?

20:37 I believe i have just found the greatest TF2 voice line ever

"Welcome, mortals, to my magic kingdom! uhhwhich is unaffiliated with any OTHER magic kingdom that may or may not exist..!" 27:18

20:54 ¿Do you know what scarier tan a espectral ghoul iluminated by the moon? The JAPANESE MAFIA! They are not espectral, they are real and its going to break merasmus's legs if i not give them 12, 000 dollars! OOOOH, OOOOH, HELP ME!

I hope we get to fight the Japanese mafia in Scream fortress VII.

4:51 It's interesting, the way Nolan says "lose".

Merasmus is the perfect combo between Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Crocker from Fairly odd parents.

Just marking some of my favorite bits, don't mind me 0:50 2:50 3:19. 5:14. 7:59. 15:26. 17:51. 20:54. 27:19

Favorite Line: "If you see any Japanese people around tell Merasmus because that is the Japanese mafia!"

This is why Merasmus is my favourite tf2 character.

"An ocean of water descends upon you. DROWN MORTALS DROWN IN......... eh Ok all cards on the table that was supposed to be water" I love it

Seems like Nolan North had fun giving voice to Merasmus as he had with the Bombinomicon. :D He's a very talented guy.

22:10 Poor Merasmus ;-;

22:10 poor merasmus :( need a hug?

It's not the headless horseless horsemann. It's the horseless headless horsemann. 14:46 alright.

"These Bumper Cars have no breaks!! A; Because they move relatively slowly. But, B; BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!"

20:02 i love this line lol

3:18-4:05 I couldn't stop laughing at these ones!

"You just got MERASMUSSED!!!" Kind of getting SIIINDRIIIIIED?

"The goal of this game is simple. One of these platforms WON'T PLUMMET YOU TO YOUR DOOM!!!! The others WILL PLUMMET YOU TO YOUR DOOM!!!!"

3:11 for the under jarate spell lines. My favorite lines.

8:39 = Bonus ducks!

18:39 underrated quote

Lol wtf " completely foot generated clopping of the horsemann" xD

I just realized that Nolan North voices both Merasmus AND Edward Richtofen. Now that I know this, it’s really hard to not hear a liiiittle bit of Richtofen whenever Merasmus speaks.

Merasmus cant be in tf2, hes canadian

I assume he just searched the in game files and uploaded faster than women when they see the scout.

All Meras-howls: 4:49 14:55 21:10 22:08 29:52 34:13

4:25 - 4:28 When Netflix cancels the Dark crystal age of resistance season 2

10:40 OH! it's that one! gogogogogo!

I do wonder how Merasmus got out of his trouble with the mafia.

thanks for uploading

Top 10 characters who could defeat thanos in seconds

Could you imagine a professor merasmus at hogwarts?

I love the japanese mafia part at 22:17

Fun fact, this is the same voice actor for Dr.Edward Richtöfen in Black Ops.

Dr.Richtofen as magician :D

Jesus I had no idea there was this much voicing in this update

I love how this guy also voices Deadpool

"BONUS DUCKS!!!!"

Poor Gandalf, he can't make there heads balloons!

Merasmus is starting to sound less like Vincent Price and more like the Joker. Just a little more...unhinged?

The voice of merasmus has my name! :D probably why I enjoyed his first event

The 6 dislikes are from the team that lost

"You just got MERASMUS'D!!!!"

hes becoming richtofen with every update ;n;

I wonder why merasmus can't kill the mafia seeing as it takes thousands of bullets and dozens of rockets to the face

27:29 - 27:39 Although in fairness he is the less evil Ticket Master

22:54 how do you even get into a situation like that?

Merasmus made quite the deal with the Yakuza

The funniest part is bumper cars in the game actually DO have breaks

Can't wait for scream fortress.

This update ran into November 12, 2014.

BONUS DUCKS !

Can't wait for what Merasmus has planned for this year. :)

Favorite line in TF2 "Bonus Ducks" -Merasmus

*_merasmus_*

Merasmus is *such* an underrated character.

lol, First I thought "BONUS DUCKS!" was the bombonomicon... I'm so stupid

It feels like Ultimus Richthofen and Merasmus are the characters where Nolan North will just say insane shit and have so much fun with how insane the characters are

Why did they have Nolan do the voice he did for Keeper of the Light?

30:20 you've just got merasmused bruh

Did Merasmus go Mr. Burns for a second?

Harry Potter and TF2 are in the same universe?!??!!!

8:42 Yes.

Happy Halloween 2014 Silent Hill 2 Manhunt Vengeance The Origin of Evil NC Darkness Returns of The Rarvente Blacksite Area 51 Dead Space Resident Evil 5 Dead Island Resident Evil 6 Alien: Isolation

that was fast how do you do it?

I got a spell: MeM pow painis drunk. Efect: Kills every wizard in 100.km2

My favorite Line probably is: 20:53

...So, anyone else think it sounds like Nolan North is imitating Vincent Price? Because if he is, it really works.

Weird he referenced Harry Potter but the events of tf2 took place 25-30 years before the first book was published

13:20

8:21, 14:58, 21:12, 22:08 Howling in the Night

27:56

ones before 3:00 or 2:10 or one of some looks like an scient teacher or wizard teacher(on movie of course)

(15:40) Anti-Team not getting the tickets

Better than his previous voice which has echoes

Excellent! 4:30

Scream fortress is next month

YES ANCIENT BURIAL GROUND MY MAGICAL ASS

22:16 that's what i'm here for

I like that line about gandalf :D So funny

Oh god, this is hilarious.

21:32 is the best.

Japanese Mafia valve..make it happen

22:10 Merasmus mental breakdown lol XD

That "water", though. xD

SOULJA

He sounds like N. Gin from Crash Bandicoot.

That is so Dr. Richtofen

God dammit merasmus always in debt to some criminal organization

He's funny

Herses with curses

2015 halloween is meh. I love the contracts and find them fun how i have something to work towards in the game, but i can only get a max of 13 hats total. Before this year, i could collect gift boxes every few hours and get around 5 hats and such a day. And 2013 and 2014 were unique and big with map content and such.

BONUS DUCKS