"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back 

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My sister watched The Empire Strikes Back for the first time with me a few weeks ago. When she saw Yoda's hut, she got super excited and asked, "OH IS THIS THE PART WHERE YODA SINGS?!" She was disappointed when I explained that it wasn't actually in the movie.

“That log had a child” that is the best thing yoda has ever said

The sheer fact that Mark Hamill has seen this and loved it is so pure!

Who’s here in 2024?

That log's child was better than bacon

“What kind of music do you listen to?” It’s complicated...

I bet Yoda forgot he put a fish in his basket while he was walking on the beach, and that’s why the seagulls attacked him. This is now my favorite Star Wars theory

I love how this song is just basically Yoda trauma-dumping onto Luke about seagulls and how they ruined his trek across a beach.

After 4 years, I finally realized: the seagulls weren't after Yoda, but the fish in his basket

The dislikes are women named Brenda, seagulls and seagulls named Brenda.

its been nearly 8 years and this song still haunts my dreams, I love it

A close friend that passed away 7 years ago had shared this link with me on fb. I never saw it till now in 2023 by going through our old messages. Getting a laugh from an old friend no longer on this side is crazy and awesome.😂

This is why the internet was made.

It's ridiculous how catchy this song is.

Let’s just appreciate the fact that this is a legitimately good song

My kids just discovered these songs a few weeks ago (4 and 6). My wife put up with me enjoying them a few years back, and now she is signing along with them. Great stuff.

"That log had a child" is probably the best thing I've ever heard in my life

Play this at my funeral

Shortly after this came out, I, then a young 13 yo teen went on a skiing class trip in the austrian mountains. We where not allowed to bring phones, wich wasn't really bad, the isolated log cabin we stayed in had no connection anyways. There was only one exception , a diabetic kid was allowed to bring his phone to get in to contact with the teachers in case anything happend. The only music he had download though, where the bad lip reading star wars songs. This led to us listening to and singing these songs religiously for the 9 days we where away, so much infact that 6 years later I still know the lyrics to all of these songs. I finnished school last year and I still can't and don't want to accept that I will never again share a day of school with the amazing ppl I went on that trip with. Every now and then I come back and listen to this master piece and every time, nostalgia and a wave of sadness hit me, knowing I won't relive the azmazing time I had when I was a young teen, in a hut on the side of a mountain, surrounded by valleys and summits,deep deep snow and a group of friends and classmates in early puberty, having the time of their life, making memories to last a life time.

This is my roman empire.

I edited this message now so you don't know what I wrote before

If this song isn't playing at my wedding... I'm not going.

This lip sync precision is just insane for a song where the timing has to match the music! This ist such a masterpiece!

"That log had a child" cracks me UP even after watching this a gazillion times! You guys are amazing and the amount of work that goes into your videos is mind-blowing. Forever a fan.

teacher during the exam: "why are you laughing so hard?" my brain: "that log had a child"

Trust me you do not want this song in your head when you have a test

Thanks to Yoda I haven't slept in 7 years.

It’s been years since I last watched this, just came back cuz I was feeling nostalgic. I’m glad to say this is still as good as the first time I heard it.

Writing an exam. My brain: that log had a child

All jokes aside, this song actually has a really catchy beat

It's absolutely absurd how good this is. It's frustratingly annoying how good this is. I could continue, but you get it and you know I'm right.

I still watch this in 2024...

When baby Yoda reaches age 900 he will also hate seagulls

Friend: what's your favorite star wars quote Me: That log had a child

I haul limestone and gravel and decorative stones for a living. That breakdown about running and jumping and being a backpack and lifting rocks with your special gift... I felt that

Despite being a parody with goofy lyrics, this is incredibly catchy.

Things scientists have not found out yet 1. Where did the hacky sack come from? 2. How did the log have a child? 3. How to stop yourself from getting hit by a boulder

When you realize that this is the most viewed Star Wars related video on RU-vid

7 years ago and I just got here because some cute anime mythical deer told me about this

Thanks Fauna, very appreciated

5 years later and we still don't know where the hacky sack came from

the dislikes are from the seagulls that Yoda dissed. Edit: Well, this aged great

A certain Kirin brought me here. Great stuff~

"Hey what's that stank?" "You put a fish in our basket!" "Ha Ha Ha Ha YEAH- I forgot I did that!" I still quote it to this day, my Mom and I laugh our asses off when we do the gesture too lol.

"This log had a child." Could be a quote from Bob Ross...

D O N ' T. F A L L. A S L E E P.

Its been 6 years and this song is still stuck in my head, once a month i must listen to it on repeat, i strongly believe i could survive an apocalypse because this song would keep me motivated.

I'm sorry but Yoda playing a drum solo on R2 is the funniest damn thing ever. 😂

“That log had a child” just ABSOLUTELY kills me

I don't fully understand what I just watched, but I think I love it.

And here I am again. Like seeing an old friend.

Dammit Fauna here I am thanks to you. Lol

"Don't fall asleep" is still the scariest response to "I'm not your friend" I've heard to date that I nearly spat out my drink when I heard it

Did the seagulls ever stop it now...?

I dunno what's more horrifying; the fact that this video is 7 years old, or the fact that 7 years ago was 2017, not 2007 😬😬

Anyone just randomly remember this, and come back? 💀

Complete, my life is. Found my new workout music, I have. Die happily, I can now.

This why Yoda’s species in hiding

Dang it fauna!

I showed my mom this video. It made her belly laugh so hard, and she RARELY does that, she mostly just chuckles, so great job!

Everyone who disliked got poked in the coconuts by seagulls

"That log had a child" The most complex lines in history

"That log had a child" I can't, thats too perfect. Im dying

After 7 years still a masterpiece

I am unashamed to say that this is my 22nd time watching this in the past 6 hours.

I can't stop watching this video.

Things Yoda hates: 1) Fear 2) Anger 3) Hate 4) Suffering 5) The dark side 6) The empire 7) The sacred Jedi texts 8) SEAGULLS

I never wanna see the real scene, because I want this to forever be my reality lmao

Once a wise man said “My stick is better than bacon” and that very person dislikes seagulls.

"that log had a child"

FAUNA SWEEP!!

7 years later and still GOLD

“We can all agree seagulls are the worst” *this is the way*

if disney knows what's good for them, their next prequel will be about yoda's fateful beach-walk

This never gets old. I watch this one then move on to my stick. Its like Bad Lip’s own Star Wars saga.

7 years later and still cracks me up.

Friend: what’s your favourite song Me: it’s complicated

“Let me grab my beater” **Begins to abuse R2-D2**

This song has a permanent spot in my head 8 years strong

My 5th grade teacher used to randomly play this lol. Love you Mr. Stanko

Heard his stick is better than bacon.

“That log had a child” was one of the best jokes I have ever heard. Damn near perfection.

I've known this song for years and it never gets old, it lives rent free in my brain

“That log had a child”. 😂

"listen man, i'm not your friend" "don't fall asleep" hmmmmmm...

Yoda roasts Luke and abuses R2D2 while explaining his hate for seagulls.

After all the great videos made by BLR, this one still stands out. I was playing some indie game recently and came up to a boss fight with a seagull, and the caption on the screen said "Seagull... Stop it now."

These bring me so much joy. I remember when this came out and now I’m here in 2023 listening in 😂

I love the part where Yoda grabs his walking stick and starts wailing on R2😂

Yoda: Execute order 67 Clone: What’s that? Yoda: To kill all seagulls

When Luke calls Yoda a "psycho weiner" 😂 totally cracks me up!

Not a day goes by where I don't think of this video

This is totally sane compared to the real world right now.

'Someday, when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder.' Such rare pearls of Yoda's wisdom are finally revealed to us.

i loved this when it came out, its still great.

I work out to this.

Me: (trying to study for finals) My brain: that log had a child

There is a mission in the skywalker saga that’s called “swing from a hairy vine” when you collect a kyber brick on dagobah, absolute legends.

“MM UH MM UHUH HA HM A A” best singing ever🤣