Sean and Ethan Read YOUR SUBMISSIONS! | Brain Leak Ep. 59 

I feel like Sean’s humor gets dismissed way too much because him saying “you should’ve woken your mom up and you and the bug should’ve k*lled your mom” off the dome was SO FKN FUNNY

Them consistently misunderstanding the stories is cracking me up 😂😂

most of these submissions: super heavy, deep situations me: scary bug

Receiving unsolicited gifts and romantic gestures from someone you don't have feelings for is monumentally uncomfortable.

Palmetto bugs like to fly at your face which makes them ten times more terrifying than most spiders I've come across.

34:22 "and i was like, damn, thats a powerful shredder"

I've been so excited for you guys to upload. I finally graduated high school so I don't come home from school to your uploads anymore I just wait and home for them. It's a bit weird that I started watching you guys in elementary school and now that I've graduated I'm still here. I can't wait to see what you guys talk about this episode!!!

The worst part about those damn palomino bugs: THEY FLY

Anyone else started when episode 1 was released??

43:26 - Oh heck I didn't think you guys would read mine. Thanks for that, glad you understand. Some people told me I needed to get over it and that this was a shit reason to avoid people. Someone else told me I was socially isolating myself because *everyone* does those things and I shouldn't judge. I've got people who respect my boundaries now.

My own understanding for the Valentine bear story: the girl said she wasn't with the guy, she barely knew him. They just happened to meet once in a bar then he immediately (literally next day) got her a valentines bear. So it's more stalker vibes than a crush misunderstanding a hint. At best he's flirting way too strong way too soon so I get her reaction, especially if he gave her creeper flags.

When my ex cheated on me, I just walked away. Then a month later, he wanted to talk to me. I told him "thank you for cheating on me, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me honestly" and I've never been more grateful since.

26:40 Brother is ABSOLUTELY calling out those folks that were freaking out over him unfollowing Mark on Twitter

Leaking on my first ever doseage of adhd meds! Thank you to Ethan especially who, during Unus Annus helped me realize I did indeed have adhd and it wasnt some random diagnosis i got as a kid that didnt mean anything

To the girl w the build a bear query, and coming from another girl: If the man was truly being a creep and you gave him hints that you weren't interested, then ghosting him was the best option bcuz you don't know what the man could've been capable of. It's better to be safe than sorry and protect yourself when you can 💕

58:24 I get the vibe that something horribly cursed was edited out in this cut 😂

The lady who put mashed potatoes in her ex’s car is a menace bruh ☠️

58:41 putting instant mash potatoes in your muffler sounds like a dirty euphemism 😂

thanks for answering my question!! listen y’all i love my dogs but a girl deserves her free time too!!! no one wants to work a 9-5 then start a 5-9 training / keeping puppies entertained while their fiancé enjoys himself!! be frrrrr glad y’all agreed with me!! i have mentioned my stance and he is working with me to get me free time as well. give and take y’all!!

AITA: Am I the appendix?

bad advice segments ❎️ good advice episode ✅️

The weird thing about Jojo Siwa is that her PR team is so transparently trying to sell this "Miley Cyrus breakdown" era and it's so clear that this is not who she is...

huge fan of how that dolphins shirt has become a part of ethans brain leak uniform😭

HMRC stands for His Majesty's Revenue and Customs.

Four years and Eef is still hooked on phonics

joke's on you i allready take everything personally

HAPPY PRIDE LEAKERS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

33:23 SEAN THEY WEREN’T TOGETHER OMG LISTEN TO ETHAN

im graduating high school soon and ive grown up watching the both of you, especially seán :) ik this probably wont be seen by either of you, but thank you so much for the impact youve made on my lives, and helping me to become the person i am as of now. both of you are heroes to me. :) stay leaky!

The bug assault does indeed work. It’s my dad’s favorite thing ever he also has the revolver. It’s the best out on the deck since you don’t have to clean up the salt. He said and I quote “ wanna see me merk a fly?” And pulled out the bug assault. 💀

11:34 best ad read so far bar none

where is the new episode where are you hiding it

I’m a few hours from being 20, but I just wanted to thank y’all for bringing so much comfort to me over the years. I’ve been watching both of you since 2017, and your videos have gotten me through so much, so yeah- Thank y’all for the fun times for all these years- Y’all are amazing

Good Morning/Night Leakers!

My husband bought a bug a salt gun 2 days ago. It's pretty cool but salt does go everywhere.

i totally get both sides with the build a bear thing. like maybe he actually just wanted to be nice and take his shot, even if it was a bit much, but at the same time i do understand how for the girl it can be very creepy plus in real life its not as simple to just "politely saying no" to a guy. you all know the statistics and how some guys can be. it can go sour very fast and i do not blame any girl who is cautious because of that, even if she accidentally comes off as misleading. it just not that simple in real life, there is no black and white solution for this but as they said, in the end its just a piece of paper, he will probably forget about the whole incident someday too, so who even cares, enjoy your plushie

once again im not able to leak

That girl who trashed the guys car is definitely not cheap property damage Depending on the amount of windows she painted that’s like 2 grand to replace along with like another 500 to 1500 replacing the fuel lines and injectors and cleaning the tank after the mashed potatoes gums it up Cheating is horrible but going to jail for months or a criminal/civil suit for doing 2-4 grand of damage to a car isn’t the wisest thing to do

Where new episode? 😭

Brain leak went from do you have 90 minutes to do you have 60 minutes I like the evolution

Submissions & Eldin Ring 👀 Were off to a great start for the week. Can't wait to hear so some leaky input on the submissions that were sent in. Danke for sharing, Hopefully everyone is doing well, Stay Leaky Bros 🧠 😎 👊

I’m just happy to be here for Ethan’s healthy hair era

i was born 03' and we had typing class 90s style

Awesome job jack and Ethan see you in the next one.

CURRENTLY CRYING.. 😭 I HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! (Sorry Ethan for giving you a hard time reading mine 😅)

It's Brain Leak Day let's go Leakers!!!!!

YES A NEW EPISODE I've been re-watching all the episodes for ages!!!

"Am I the STI" LMAO WHAT 😭

Wooho they’re back! Love this pod. So funny and great content. ☺️

Been catching up on Brain Leak after so long. Amazing for my night shift and drawing sessions! Love you guys ❤

happy to have yall back, I know it was just a week but man I look forward to this podcast every week :D! Love yall :)! ❤

Digging Ethan's brown hair

11:08 instant Architects vibes

I love this episode a lot ❤ Keep the leakage guys

Welcome back! Hope ya enjoyed your week off

Thank the leak gods. I have covid and this is just what I needed. Thank you for the smile guys!

perfect timings folks I was just about to start on my homework!!

Good morning leakers I’ve been waiting for this to happen the best thing I look forward for Wednesday is to watch and listen to a new brain leak episode

Yay! A new episode for my birthday!

Missed you guys! Love you!

This Episodes Intro was AMAZING!

Ethan's starting to resemble Eric Forman from That '70s Show

its 3 am rn this is perfect :)

heyy you guys are back, i know im commenting late ik, but glad to have you back! missed you guys!!

My 2 friends would always get mad at me when we'd go to this one café restaurant, complaining they wanted to go somewhere else. I have celiac disease, and they knew that and that place was the only place I could eat without worry. So when I said ok we can go elsewhere, I'd just drink something and not eat while they ate. They also got mad at me for not wanting to go to parties and hang out with them often, they lived in the same city and i didn't. I had to take the bus & train to get there. I also had and still have depression, anxiety and social anxiety too, and they knew that too. There were also times when they wanted have a sleepover during the weekend, or something and I was working that weekend. So when I said no, they got really mad at me. Then one day, after working for 9 days straight (i know to some of you that isn't much but to me it was plus my work requires a lot of customer service) they asked if I wanted to come over. I said I've been working for 9 days, I'm so tired I just wanna go to sleep and they said almost unanimously "figured". I left the chat and blocked them in all platforms and haven't spoken or seen them since 2019. They made me feel like I was insignificant, like I didn't matter. What I wanted or felt didn't matter. I also have blonde hair, and the amount of times they would call me stupid because of that went from okay haha funny to not funny at all. Glad I cut those toxic people out of my life. What a rant but that one person cutting ties with their smoking & drinking friends reminded me of myself.

That rocket money ad was sick af 🤘🤘🤘

I like how fast this found itself back at Bad Advice with Ethan and Sean

Crisp 1 am post 🎉🎉🎉

ideal time to upload podcasts

I was the instant mash potato girl! I was with the guy for 5 years and we were about to be engaged. I was never caught for the damage and as for the two friends I ended up not doing anything because I didn’t want all of the damaged be pinned on me and I was mainly mad at the guy due to receipts of him saying we were on a break thus leading the throuple to happen (since the two friends thought we weren’t together based on his lies). However, the guy thinks too this day it was one of the girls in the throuple that damaged his car because there were jealousy issues happening leading to a messy break up when I made my move.

Missed you two! Love Wednesdays. 🤎

The pure chaos this episode is 😂

Sean and Ethan explain Assholes into not Assholes through the magic of "I have no context"

Another week skipped🗣️🫨, my suffering is skyrocketing

LEAK LEAK LEAK TIME TIME TIME

Missed you guys! Glad to have you back! Jack, loved seeing you just out and about enjoying yourself in Pewdiepie’s video. Ethan, wish I could join you on your next renaissance visit lol

Third story sounded scarily similar to the one I emailed. Some men have the Audacity

His Majesty's Revenue and Customs

38:12 i love when ethan turns into a dog whistle and blows out my eardrums

11:28 "Chester still with us", Good

born in 2000 and where im from we definitely had informatique/computer classes in primary and highschool

the instant mashed potatoes have me CRYING that's actually hilarious

Just as I was re-listening to the Apple Podcast version of Episode 58!! 🧠 👀 🧠 👀

Lol the impressions at the end reminded me of Muscle Man from the Regular Show

the bug a-salt thing!! my wife got one of those, they work good on those huge flies when they get in the house

my mom actually pulls the "my truth card", or at least my dad does on her behalf lol. anyway, great pod as always.

this is what I need starting my leaving cert 🙏🏻

"it takes 3 to throuple" wise words

The build-a-bear thing really feels like an attempt to love bomb. If I was her I wouldn’t have even had him over and told him to return it. It would be different if it was a birthday or something. Vday is a weird thing to do after just one meeting.

Nice to have both guys (Sean and Ethan) to both have reddish/brownish hair now; it’s great that Ethan went back to his original hair color (wonderful and great)!!!⚙️👨🏻‍🦰🎮😼😺🙀😹

43:26 , if they are ur real friends they would never force u to do anything u don’t want to and would respect ur boundaries, i’m smoke cannabis and some of my friends don’t and i never force them, and go out of my way to make sure i don’t smoke around them. i think it’s so weird when people hate on others who don’t want to do things, and u definitely don’t need to stick around those kind of people who don’t respect u, ur definitely not the asshole

I have a similar bug story. My friends were in my dorm watching shows at night with me. One of my friends insisted that the door remain open even though I don’t have a screen. As I’m lying down in bed soon after they‘ve left, I hear a really loud flapping noise in my ear and turn my head to see a giant mosquito eater right next to my face. I freak out, jump out of my 6 ft lofted bed, and call my friend demanding she help me get the giant bug out of my room cause it was her fault the bug was even there. She came back and helped me get the bug out of my room. We don’t talk anymore but she’s a nice person.

God Sean looks so much like if Charlie had a sick beard

Let's go leakers!!

Lets go leakers!🎉

I still can't get used to Eef being dark haired 😂

I like the term “birth giver.” My mother was a verbal and emotional abusive to me all my life and I finally cut her out of my life 10 years ago. Calling her a mom never sat right, but birth giver, I think is more appropriate a title.

"Reverse Scientology" made me laugh way harder than expected oh my god 😭😭😭😭

"Chester's still with us" 😂😂

clicked off another Leak episode for this one!!