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#SebastianManiscalco on classic Italian delis, how using Craigslist is asking for trouble, and why parents need to be tougher on their kids.
#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec, in 2011.
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@bettebruce2277 6 лет назад

Hilarious and great physical comedy. I love that his material comes from everyday life and average people. He keeps out the political and celebrity insults. This makes his comedy timeless.

@DrunkenSlob 2 года назад

@Carlo Cocciolo you probably have a problem with that topic because it reminds you of what you aren’t able to do

@danf8047 6 лет назад

He's got one of the best deliveries in stand up. Love his work!

@JJWildMusic 6 лет назад

David Y yeah I always loved Andrew Dice Clay

@MustangRed1967 6 лет назад

It's Dice

@acex3075 6 лет назад

he is awful

@deeds517 6 лет назад

He's the best

@maryanncummings6247 6 лет назад

👒👜

@daytradeatl3167 5 лет назад

Senastian's been underrated for years, one of the best in the game.

@brodyharris7631 5 лет назад

Not so underrated anymore thankfully. Sold 73k tickets over 4 days at MSG

@curiousgangsta 6 лет назад

"run it through the garden" amazing

@justicekeyes 6 лет назад

I'm sure he started a new trend at subways.....

@Sig721Tau 6 лет назад

Justice Keyes Oh, I'm gonna use this next time at Subway. Lol

@anthonyzullo 6 лет назад

Fucking right!

@randy13boston 6 лет назад

hollaname I think he borrowed that from “Airplane”

@BettyWhite2171 6 лет назад

Okie Rider Just remember they charge you for every ingredient so if you order "The whole garden" it'll be more expensive.

@lizzfrmhon 6 лет назад

He is so Italian it hurts.

@lizzfrmhon 6 лет назад

Well American Italian anyways.

@helpmenow7 6 лет назад

Cement shoes

@josephnicolino8529 6 лет назад

My kind of people

@gfine2000 6 лет назад

Yeah, he got his character personality from Vinny Barbarino on Welcome Back Kotter. In other words, John Travolta! Google it.

@stephaniesealy9375 6 лет назад

So true lol. I have an italian friend who is the female equivalent. She's hilarious and I love her to bits!

@dabig25 6 лет назад

Uncle Luigi took off work to see what you just did.... LOL

@kellym3810 6 лет назад

dabig 25 lol so true

@livingnorthofatlanta 6 лет назад

Dying! 🤣🤣

@KidbuuGODMODE 5 лет назад

LMFAO fucking love this guy

@Lil_mar00 5 лет назад

get in the trunk lmao!

@Platerpus7 5 лет назад

dabig 25 I lost it when he said that

@graceselkow3927 3 года назад

I'm Sicilian and Italian, and you hit the nail on the head with the food being available 24/7. Mom had to feed everyone!

@DonTheMoron716 Год назад

Nay. You're just Italian. Sicily and Italy are the same country.

@jennifera777 6 лет назад

He makes me proud to be an Italian.

@cybersub4693 6 лет назад

otherwise you wouldn't be. i see what you did there.

@shitstain7137 5 лет назад

dont be proud, pride comes before the fall you shxtstained pissant.

@victordasilva5255 5 лет назад

Shave that bush...I’ve dated Italians

@francesvansiclen3245 5 лет назад

I love Italian men !

@DekkarJr 5 лет назад

ITSSSSSS GONNNNNAAAA BEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

@robynb5434 6 лет назад

The teddy bear comment killed me 😂😆

@NineballChris 6 лет назад

Put the head in the trash on Monday and the rest on Friday lmao.

@crzytasha 5 лет назад

Me too! Gouge the eyes out, decapitate the head.

@annegachanja3468 5 лет назад

Hahahahahahaha

@Rusty.Shackhouse 6 лет назад

Idk how this popped up on my feed but, I don’t regret clicking on it. He’s one funny guy lol

@mrrobot6350 5 лет назад

Bruce Wayne, my thoughts exactly!

@cincodogg5 6 лет назад

Head out on Monday. ..body out on Friday lol

@a.k.4085 5 лет назад

That was great

@Aven-Sharma1991 4 года назад

Bit of Mob mentality there in that joke. 😂

@sarahpursley719 3 года назад

Sounds like his dad may had done it before. Lol.

@FabulousKilljoy917 4 года назад

“TAKE A SHOT NUNZIO” 🤣🤣🤣

@wolandmargarita 6 лет назад

He's got clean witty humor unlike most these days.

@DreamBelief 6 лет назад

Seth Hammock people who have been to his performances have said that he does include vulgar jokes and a lot of swearing just FYI.

@barnabydodd8956 5 лет назад

He's not a "clean" comic since he does curse some. But he's not one of these vulgar comics who curse every other word and talk about really vulgar topics.

@ihs51 4 года назад

Exactly. Profanity and vulgarities is no humor.

@DanaC-ne7bc 4 года назад

His early material is dirty, both are good.

@CarcPazu 3 года назад

@@ihs51 That's just a blanket statement. Profanity and vulgarities can absolutely be funny when done right.

@user-pv7nf3gu8u 6 лет назад

Intelligent humor, awesome delivery, how have I not heard of this guy??

@shitstain7137 5 лет назад

cuz yer a dumb fxxck.

@pinstripejohnny 5 лет назад

Aren’t you embarrassed?

@alexegoavil7590 5 лет назад

Cause you've been dead for years Tesla!

@Aven.Baspholith94 4 года назад

It’s caus good comedy nowadays is being drowned out by wannabe comedians unfortunately

@Michaelmyersbae 5 лет назад

"Get in the trunk" 🤣🤣🤣

@dexterg90 4 года назад

It makes me smile how old school Chicago he is. Alot of the older Chicagoans still have this accent and it's fun to listen to

@emilyxo3872 6 лет назад

"saw the couch in half!" LOL

@normajeanhiguera-trask9668 4 года назад

During this Coronavirus, I turn to Maniscalco

@bullseye7995 4 года назад

Me too Norma!!

@Anca820 4 года назад

Yep me too.

@christined2495 4 года назад

I do too, everyday

@tylerbean542 4 года назад

That’s how I discovered him! 🤣

@birdieth 4 года назад

Me too?!

@ph3r109 3 года назад

Im addicted to his comedy, he made me want to be Italian

@TheNesbittExperience 5 лет назад

“I got behind the woman, who looked like it was her first time out ever!” F’n brilliant! “Run it through the garden!”

@yyz125 5 лет назад

Your uncle Luigi took off work to watch what you just did😂😂😂😂😂

@jpotts1097 3 года назад

"Get in the trunk" 😂😂😂

@yyz125 3 года назад

@@jpotts1097 🤣 stuff is spot on

@WitsEndProductions 6 лет назад

This guy finally needs to break out ... consistently funny, strong material for 20 years now

@metalphobos3632 6 лет назад

Wit's End Entertainment hes already there. Hes made millions. 3 specials plus the wild west comedy tour. Hes been selling out shows like mad this tour. He sold out the ACC last night and it was the best standup ive been to. 20,000 people crying they were laughing so hard. Hes been one of my faves for years and if you get a chance to see him, please go.

@justinthomas2334 6 лет назад

hes actually one of the biggest comedians right now but still underrated in my opinion

@paulachj 6 лет назад

Love him! He's hit the bigtime for sure! Sold out 5 nights here in Boston and 2 shows. So happy for him!

@damienholland8103 6 лет назад

Agreed, I knew nothing about him until Netflix randomly suggested him. This guy is the real deal. Makes most other comics look like amateurs.

@gj9933 6 лет назад

Well maybe he’s made millions but would not like to be a big kind of live in anonymity off stage I think I would prefer that too. He is very funny 😄 tho!

@summerteeth99 6 лет назад

died at "run it through the garden"

@yostugotz5619 5 лет назад

“Run it through the garden!” Italians are complex but very simple. Lol.

@robmartinez7782 5 лет назад

Run it through the garden is a term used for a Chicago style hot dog. The best dog on the planet.

@svetcovladich9996 3 года назад

Got it, thanks. Now it makes sense he would use that!

@misfitbrit1989 3 года назад

Literally means load with veggies

@KevanKChannel Год назад

Sitting in the first row in on of his shows is now of the items in my bucket list. This guy never fails to make my ads laugh 😂

@krisztinaenzsol6579 5 лет назад

'Throw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday..Lmaoooo dead!!

@RustySpoons6490 4 года назад

I ALWAYS want to tell confused people, _”Step one: pick bread!”_ 😂

@shannonarthur7332 4 года назад

Lolol absolutely salad fingers🤣

@bricktothehead 6 лет назад

I love Italian comedy and comics. So very funny!

@vegabonzo73 5 лет назад

“IT’S GONNA BE GOOOOD!!” 😂😂😂 pissed myself.

@gerritcole4seamer536 3 года назад

Dude I died

@pauleyestone7739 Год назад

I hadn't heard him until 2021. Hilarious...he always cracks me up. Love the physicality and the facial expressions.

@zaghir8351 6 лет назад

29th place here’s your trophy....I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@annegachanja3468 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dangeroussneeze66 4 года назад

Zaghir he said it right when i read this

@zulkiflijamil4033 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marykissel9273 3 года назад

He is consistently hilarious.....the Subway skit tore me up because I've seen it happen. Some people take 20 minutes to "decide" every little thing and it's maddening. My mom had hard sales and dad would walk around complaining and muttering to himself. When mom wasn't around he'd throw stuff out.....it was funny!

@IvanYavits 6 лет назад

What a unique delivery. Absolutely fantastic artist.

@strategy 6 лет назад

In that case you should check out the rest of his work.

@jerrycabarloc3728 6 лет назад

Van609 his physical comedy just adds to the whole delivery.

@DekkarJr 6 лет назад

He's hilarious. I bet he has to limber up backstage before he goes out there.

@damienholland8103 6 лет назад

He's actually so good that if he stopped the physical aspect his comedy would still be strong. I notice that he never falls back on gross jokes, or jokes about genitals, or uses too much foul language, he actually digs into his personal experiences and sense of creativity.

@Reactiontime1118 6 лет назад

The Chipotle one is gold check that one out

@ABandApart01 5 лет назад

As a former of employee of subway, I’ve dealt with that woman PLENTY OF TIMES!!!! 😩😭😡🤬

@stellampetersen7341 5 лет назад

ABandApart01 maybe she was me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@freeziboi3249 5 лет назад

@@stellampetersen7341 Stella this isn't difficult they have the step by step procedure up there! Stella!

@sanctusignis9746 5 лет назад

I'm a current employee at Jimmy John's...humans are just wow

@indigoranch 5 лет назад

@abandapart01 People like to shit on restaurant workers but if they ever had to spend a shift taking orders, they'd probably shoot themselves in the face. Humans can be so stupid and if they're not stupid, they're rude or mannerless.

@kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@matthewmorelli85 6 лет назад

Run it Through the Garden. LMAO, The Best

@sharonkathryn5565 6 лет назад

Nice and clean comedy. Love it!

@charlestaylor5511 6 лет назад

Yes it's clean but it sure didn't make me laugh

@pinstripejohnny 5 лет назад

Charles Taylor you must be fun to hang out with

@francesvansiclen3245 5 лет назад

@@charlestaylor5511 - guess he is too clean for your taste- you must be a lowlife !

@charlestaylor5511 5 лет назад

@@francesvansiclen3245 I just received your text I'm sorry I missed it...this guy is probably a very moral upright person I have no idea but that's my guess... but just like music we all have taste in humor... So why you come after me so strongly I have no idea but look I hope your happy healthy and prosperous God bless

@charlestaylor5511 5 лет назад

@I do it all Nate what rock groups don't you like and you better not say any one of them because if you do someone might say that filthy thing you said to me of course I don't use that kind of language you must be da man!!!

@bradgro2921 6 лет назад

This guy is the best doing it right now!

@DekkarJr 6 лет назад

He is in my top 5 for sure.

@bricktothehead 6 лет назад

Im in tears ova here!...Very Funny!

@naseemiqbal6265 4 года назад

Seen this numerous times and still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AntonioKowatsch 6 лет назад

I love this guy. He's one of the very few comedians that I actually like. I'm very picky.

@crw31399 5 лет назад

Sebastian and Jim gaffigan are great.

@Roogs 3 года назад

"Take a shot Nunzio!" I nearly died.

@chandajohnson7202 4 года назад

This man is HILARIOUS! I've never seen a bad show!

@TheSuzstory 6 лет назад

Looks like a very tan Ben Stiller.

@amethyst0285 6 лет назад

suzanne story Very tan. You’re funny.

@trollgeneral6624 6 лет назад

amethyst0285 well he is very tanned.

@gmcnewlook 6 лет назад

An Italian Ben stiller :)

@SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 лет назад

Tanned and NOT tan!😉

@vistaestrada 6 лет назад

suzanne story , lol at first I thought it was Ben Stiller!!

@lorenamares1427 6 лет назад

It's guys like Maniscalco that make great teachers so kids can learn real life lessons.

@carolyngwright 6 лет назад

He is so hilarious and not raunchy... love it!!!

@bruce9897 5 лет назад

Can’t get enough “when did this start? 29th place. Here’s your trophy” 😂😂😂

@adilenesadiq1219 5 лет назад

Hahahaha!!! Love freakin love Sebastian Maniscalco! Never finish his specials without tearing up in laughs 😂😂

@dj_6ix20two6 5 лет назад

“Saw da couch in half” 😂😂

@reganwolf4405 4 года назад

🤣🤭

@scootover7 4 года назад

The doorbell skit is my absolute favorite of his . This is funny too ,

@darrylb.roberts7181 6 лет назад

"...Take the shot Nunzio!" 😂 I love this guy! 😂

@nottobe2916 6 лет назад

This guy is my new favorite comic

@susanboniel474 4 года назад

He jokes are universally relatable, with perfect story telling voice and actions, watch out for him he is gonno be a holywood A lister actor soon..

@Reneismad 6 лет назад

i almost shit my pants at the throwing out the vegetables out the car window bit

@stellampetersen7341 5 лет назад

I don’t get tired watching and laughing with this guy! Thank you 🙏

@festusakinyemi8091 Год назад

"Saw the couch in half" 😂😂

@johnboy5632 6 лет назад

LOL!!!!!!! This dude is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!

@MrsLockenload 4 года назад

"ITSA GONNABE GOOOD!"

@rockingrolling3503 4 года назад

Sandra 😂😂😂

@mytube6538 6 лет назад

Omg i almost choked on my food this guy is hilarious!!

@RoseThistleArtworks 6 лет назад

I love him! Just when I think I can't laugh about anything, I try to find Sebastian Maniscalco and he never fails to make me laugh!

@AustinTFM 6 лет назад

Marco Belinelli is an Italian NBA basketball player. Really good shooter too

@caesarfiorini 5 лет назад

Gallinari also good.

@w4tkn 4 года назад

I feel with his style is it's not learned by copying someone else, he feels very comfortable and natural.

@stephent5021 6 лет назад

Underrated

@djordan22 6 лет назад

Saw the couch in half. I can't breathe. My sides..

@iris2922 6 лет назад

love the italian accent :)

@sublimebri 6 лет назад

new york accent

@Courtesyflush52 6 лет назад

That's a NY accent. Italians don't sound like that

@calisongbird 6 лет назад

sublimebri Nope. Sebastian’s from Chicago.

@percussionjamz6704 6 лет назад

yeah thats a midwestern italian american.

@signoresantinoburnett1169 6 лет назад

He's Italian-American from Chicago. That's a Chicago accent.

@LK-bz9sk 2 года назад

There are many greats in comedy and Sebastian is most definitely one of them.

@agibson236 6 лет назад

I remember years ago i wanted to sell my xbox on craigslist and meet someone at a 7-11 but then right b4 on the news 2 people got shot selling something on Craigslist..i said fuuuuuuuck that..LOL

@pratamawirya3736 5 лет назад

lmfao

@drmariopepper4354 4 года назад

Breaking the items before putting out for the garbage is genius🤣🤣🤣

@brianreese6968 4 года назад

Now I want to get a sub from subway and tell them run it through the garden

@lemancemossjr3935 4 года назад

I Love his style of comedy so much. He just talks to you but the shit he say is so true, and the way he says it, this man so funny. Def one of my favorites of all-time

@yuridickson5543 6 лет назад

Step 1 Pick bread....

@kameronrichardson2266 6 лет назад

*YOU DON'T SEE DAT*

@maeve7709 6 лет назад

*ITS RIGHT THERE*

@TehDMBfan 6 лет назад

He missed out "how do you make a sandwich a home? It says it there - step one pick bread"

@azurisora9836 4 года назад

"Uncle Luigi took off work for this.. get in the trunk! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😉😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the best!

@urkoolUncle 4 года назад

Old School Italians can relate to this guy; we all had dysfunctional backgrounds.

@dianemorgan2968 4 года назад

got that right! Being Italian I hear ya!!!

@commonsense2680 4 года назад

Just discovered this guy, he is amazingly funny, clever, insightful, etc. Best comic I've seen in years! Where has he been?!

@lauragovernali4332 4 года назад

Freaking genius. I love this man 😂

@angelwild9145 4 года назад

That was simply excellent! He’s my new #1 fave comedian!!

@thomaswiles5710 6 лет назад

This guy is the BEST!!! 😂🤣😅

@michellerjackson5776 6 лет назад

Da_Gr8 1 Do you know Brian Reagan?? Another great

@carolbenson6524 4 года назад

The lady screaming and laughing way in the back is hysterical! Love her too!

@kayakdog121 5 лет назад

The Italian guy cutting the sandwich meat is on meth. "IT'S-A GONNA BE GOOOOOOD!"

@donh1572 4 года назад

But the sandwich was always good!

@anneg8811 5 лет назад

I’ve watched this 10 times now and I’m still dying at the part with the bear! XD

@carolinecoffey2373 4 года назад

Love his husky voice

@howieusmc9214 3 года назад

Im not Italian but his dad is so my dad. Lol. Hard core.

@froztbite15 4 года назад

When he started doing the body movements for the subway lady, I lost it. People like that kill me. I don't get in line until I know what I want. IMO just common courtesy.

@maryerb6062 6 лет назад

I am reading Sebastian's book from the library. I had never heard of him. I can see some of what his talks about in his development. He is rip-roaring funny and he worked his butt off to learn his craft! Keep it coming, Sebastian--you are needed!We need to roar!