SEC Shorts - Tennessee sues to never play Alabama in football again 

Two years ago it was the “pissing dog” penalty. Last year it was the Florida show throw. This year it’s the mustard bottle & golf balls. And you know what they say; three years in a row makes it a tradition.

As a Florida fan, I say "Oh YEAH!!

Tennessee will crush bame this weekend. Book it baby!

Great reference to the TN hate week interview. 😂

Wonder if they gave him a royalty?

Don't disrespect the Khaki Bowl thank you very much.

Ole Miss still has to play Alabama, Auburn, LSU, TAMU, Arkansas and Mississippi State. Who does the East have that's historically tough? Florida? Georgia? South Carolina? Mizzou...well, those 2 may be a stretch. Playing Vandy every year is..merciful, since the SEC West has the toughest in division, conference schedule in College Football.

@S Ragsdale You're wrong and you're right. The Cross-Division games started during the addition of Arky and USC(east), and were based mostly on one of the two teams that the other ten teams played yearly (ex. LSU usually played Kentucky and Florida). Ole Miss' east rival not named Vanderbilt? Oh shit son, it's Tennessee.

The best so far!

Yes absolutely! Lol I am also a state fan 😂 seriously though, we could so take them every year

@@cornbob976 bruh last time was in 2019 and we beat you 20-10, know your place

@@amazingturtle5075 we are also a much different team then last time. Moorhead was a bad head coach and our program is totally different now. I mean cmon, it’s the air raid. You are correct that y’all beat us last time, but we are different now. And let’s be honest, any team would take anybody over Alabama every year lol

@@amazingturtle5075 oh and at least we don’t throw golf balls and mustard bottles at the other team when we lose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@cornbob976 “I mean c’mon, it’s the air raid.” Your welcome. Enjoy Hal Mumme’s offense from 1998. I hear Tim Couch is available these days. 😆

I missed the garbage truck workers convention reference.

You should incorporate football into one of your vids. Idk how, but I'm sure there's something. You're busy though, awesome work

@@RachieDancer ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Mor3ZBsKINI.html

Ok, but no reference to the Phil Fullmer/Gene Stalling years?

I love seeing Destin in the comments here.

Yep go vols

Update: Tennessee sues to never play Georgia again

@@gaiterat6187 okay yes its true

well took them over 10 years so one win doesn’t define anything lol

Go vols

I'm thinking that had to come from the year that Alabama played Tennessee and Tennessee intercepted the ball and ran all the way to the other side for the touchdown. The dude then flipped them off as he got in the end zone. I think that was like 2017?

Same😆

I saw that but what was it a reference to?

@@Giggity1080 when Tennessee played Alabama at Alabama I think around 2017, the Alabama was leading by a bunch of points. And then there was an interception that Tennessee ran it all the way to the other side and when the guy made the touchdown, he flipped everybody off in the end zone. I'm thinking it's probably that...

Omg I didn’t even notice

TAMU says we'll show you our NC Trophy case

Or Florida

I had to pause it because I as laughing so hard. 😂

*Yea bet they wouldn't play them again* cause we all know Bama would wax dat ass...

@@Kylek899 wasn't that said the first time they played them in the SEC Championship last season? So since they played them and won again, what's mentioning Florida supposed to do?

YES! It was perfect. It caught me off guard because I just wasn't expecting that.

And incorrect

I slowly lost it when he did that chuckle 😂😂😂😂

Yeah it was like every baliff in court tv shows.

@@andyheaton9196 Incorrect? How? UT sucks.

Its actually referencing an older video - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Mor3ZBsKINI.html

A Fulmer reference , right?

Reference to the goofy Bama fan that did a whole interview I couldn't believe was real.

@@b0rn1king yes. I just had looked it up. These fellas are hilarious

8-2 against them. Dominated them too

Nah, them too. The Cult of College Station just has a problem with reality.

11-3 bama all time

11-3 All Time, Delusions of Grandeur in College Station

The last time the Aggies beat Bama, Bama won the national championship despite the loss. I don't expect history to repeat itself but, it would be a nice bit of deja vu.

2 wins in 10 seasons isn't exactly a close rivalry either!

❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤❤🖤

That was perfect comedic timing

@@whodat4lyfekris Yep bailiff timed it perfectly

Me too. That was the funniest part of the sketch. 😂😂😂

Yup, me too! I spit tea all over my computer! I was already in full-grin mode over the Aggie cameo, and then the mustard scene blew the top off! These SEC Shorts guys are good… real good (in my best Lynne Thigpen voice as the DJ on THE WARRIORS 😏).

@@cottonclarksa upvote for Warriors reference! Tennessee does not want to come out and play-yay anymore. :D

SEC shorts owes me a new keyboard for the "Not Everybody!" lol

😅😅😅😅

*AMEN*

Yeah luckily Saban doesn’t coach his players to fake injuries like low down Kiffin does

agreed

I have long thought it should be recited by everyone in the stadium before the Tennessee game like it’s the national anthem.

I mean, just look at the way they smiled and laughed. My favorite 0:30 of any clips [including the not everybody]!

Didn’t notice that. Nice catch!

Lol. That is so true. I had to watch it again to realize that she wasn’t looking at her nails. Good catch!

Broken finger too

And we all know that ring is not a national championship ring, nor is it an SEC championship ring. 😁

Agreed. Their writing is brilliant.

Not a bama fan, but thats not true, bama owns the SEC

*Enough from the Peanut Gallery*

Alabama is ranked #3 in the country and will still make the playoffs and the Aggies are ranked #14 So, Alabama will still get the last laugh.

@@antonio706ga no one denies that. We are happy we beat the #1 team (in fact dominated until Q4) when we were unranked and had two bad games before that. Thanks and gig ‘em. Also this year the bama team is just not it. Y’all struggled against Florida, barely winning by 2 points. A team that has lost to the likes of Kentucky and LSU…

"nah that's cap" -- the bailiff, probably

*You mean Peanut Gallery*

A team beats Bama once every decade and they start believing that they have done something 🤣😂😅.

@@drc5378 ...It may not be much, but at least it's honest work. And more than the other SEC teams lately.

@@brandonmason3311 - well, first off, tamu beat bama in 2012 and now in 2021. So, one time in the 2010s decade and one time in the 2020s decade. A decade is an established time period. You don’t just cherry-pick whichever ten year period and call it a decade. But, even if you look at the two wins, there’s nine years between them! So, f you’re going to get excited about beating Bama every nine years, then, okay … fine with me. Put that on a banner 😉.

@@drc5378 That is a hilariously dumb point. A decade is a 10 year span, but not a specific one with specific start and end dates. If I started a new job in 2016, by 2026 I'll still have worked there a decade. Like... It's a really simple concept.

yessirrr

From further in the future I say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good comeback from a Bama fan... but didnt work out so well this year (2023). ROOOOLLL TIDE!!!

Umm..more like 3 2/5ths quarters lol...TN hang in that game til basically the end. Tn just simply ran out of gas on both sides of the ball

But the game is played for 4

Good ole rocky flop wooo rocky flop Tennessee

While true they did, unfortunately for Tennessee, football is a 4 quarter game and Alabama’s score was doubled in the 4th quarter 😆 ROLL TIDE

Evan, yes the score, which obviously is the only thing that matters, says that tn hung around for three quarters, let’s get real. Bama completely dominated the game. Tn was 2-11 on third downs and 0-1 on fourth down. Tn had possession of the ball for 19 minutes out of 60 minutes. Tn was held to 64 yards in rushing yards. Bama had 33 first downs to tn’s 10. Bama converted 75% of its third downs. Bama had 574 total yards, more than 200 yards over tn. Other than three plays, tn was toast the entire game. The end score isn’t even reflective of how badly tn was beaten.

As a UGA fan, I’m not totally against it just yet. If they beat us one more time I will be though.

😁😁😁 ya know as a Bama fan I'ld Plead Guilty #RollTide or or or we move to the notion or having just an SEC Schedule like last season... 👀👀👀

TAMU: " not everybody "

Nope. Auburn wants that shot every year.

@@whodat4lyfekris the Ivy League does that every year, and honestly, I consider it cowardly. Just once, I'd love to see Harvard line up against Alabama. Hell, I can be merciful. Let the Ivy Leaguers play Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Mississippi State. No need to go for the jugular with Bama...but Bama would be fun. Just for the sheer brutality of watching Harvard get thrashed by Nick Saban's herd of gridiron pachyderms. I'm an Ole Miss fan, and THAT would have me hollering "Roll Tide".

Then after that Ole Miss jumps in and says: Hey you can’t do that! Only we’re allowed!

@@WolVOLrine that would be an objection

Don't forget the garbage truck worker convention.

Best part of the whole segment. Absolutely hysterical.

I keep watching the three of them enjoy that set of lines - and keep laughing!!!

It's called Voodoo

Lol, you got spammed in an SEC shorts comment section. This is epic

My guess is that they brainstorm a lot of vague scenarios ahead of time, then tailor one to whatever current event they're making fun of. Like "Team X sues Team Y for emotional distress" or "Team Z upsets Team Q" or "Team R does well for a few games, then gets brought back down to earth when they encounter Team P" or "Team G is looking for a date but fails because...whatever is happening currently." They're very good at filling in the blanks, such as the mustard joke, which didn't really have to have this exact skit to be used as a reference. They could have fit it into any number of scenarios.

But its a tradition...ya snitch

Go Vols

@@whodat4lyfekris To be honest, I still don't even know the details of what happened, nor when it happened. I just know it was shortly before Saban got there, but that is about it.

It's like you're an honorary SEC West team,... who wouldn't want that????

As a Tennessee fan, I think the mustard is hilarious too

😒...your too smart, we must take you out.

Or maybe their out of conference games every year should be allowed to be against community colleges or D2 schools.... oh wait I forgot that would probably be a bad idea because out of all D1 conferences the SEC has the worst out of conference win percentage in the last 20yrs when it's teams are forced to play out of conference games against opponents actually worth a crap

Just have them play the Chiefs

@@shanebailey6341 we’ll just bring up every other game in the last decade instead lol

@@shanebailey6341 maybe not I sure as hell won’t remember them

True dat. A&M got us this year. They get bragging rights for 12 months.

As a Aggie, I will enjoy it til they beat us (good chance it will last 1 year).

@@shanebailey6341 Wasn't it 2007?

Haha… I was screaming!! Too funny

I am

@@shanebailey6341: This one is just slightly better - and the best, period!!!

Yea I thought the same. These big games they’ve played and loss, they were leading in the 1st half and then late in the 2nd half they gas out. Tennessee just don’t have the horses to compete with bama and Georgia right now . The Pitt and Florida game would’ve been different if hooker would’ve layer those whole games. When hooker was in the 1st half of the Florida game they were winning at half time. Then 2nd half he gets hurt and Milton comes in and couldn’t do anything. And the Pitt game they played Milton the whole time until the end. When hooker got comfortable with their offense m, things started clicking I think

As a Tennessee fan I concur with this statement and no disrespect was taken. 😂

Whenever your at a talent deficit like Tennessee what they need to do is out pace Bama in the first half so there gassed players in the second half only need to try and keep a score above Bama rather than trying to catch up. I though Tennessee was going to do it with the first quarter they had.

While I agree with your assessment of Tennessee, let's not forget that Alabama shot themselves in the foot quite a bit in the first half of that game as well. Alabama got their crap together in the second half and it really wasn't even close from that point forward. With that said, Tennessee did a really good job of capitalizing off of those mistakes and putting themselves in the driver's seat for the first half.

@@JSchaffer214 same could be said about the Vols and penalties. Tennessee doesn't take advantage of a blocked punt and only gets 3. Both teams blew chances. Bama had drops that could of blew the game open early. Tennessee had 2 or 3 drives start with one or more false starts. With the situation UT is in I think any realistic fan just wants to see progress and they are showing that. How many times in the last 15 years has this game been over in the first quarter. Bama is in a position to where if the game is close heading into the 4th quarter then fans should be upset, its how great their program has become.

In defense of Bama and this coming from an A&M fan. It's usually Bama and Georgia every year in the SEC title game and Bama owns their ass

@@brianlangley4792 thank you A&M fan.

What is Bama's record against Georgia again ?

Dude, Bama has owned y'all for the past 4-6 meetings 😑. We just want Tennessee more cause we hate them more.

@@rydfree I'm pretty sure Bama salivates every time they see they are playing Georgia in the SEC title game. It's the same thing every year Georgia is playing great owning the SEC East and bam get their ass handed to them by Alabama in the SEC title game.

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To be fair .... you lost by 28

Georgia has had a habit of doing that as well. When they just keep coming back to beat you that lead just makes you more 😠 😡

Is it though...😒

Look at the stats, Bama completely obliterated tn the entire game. 33 first downs to 10. 15/20 third down conversions to 2/11. Time of possession 41 minutes to 19 minutes. True, tn held the score close for three quarters, but let’s not pretend that tn was in the same league. Once Bama cleaned up the few mistakes that led to 24 tn points, the score began to resemble the beat down that the game actually was.

@@drc5378 I wouldn't say "once Bama started to clean up" the better phrasing would be "once Tennessee started to get tired" they just don't have any depth and as a result always get dominated in the second half. Same happened with Florida earlier this year