Security Camera Footage (Sensitive Content) 

Sensitive content, view at your own risk… Recently released security camera footage of a heinous crime being committed… Yes, I’m talking about a bass solo, and right in front of several people, no less. Suspect is still at large, and is described as an extremely good-looking male, approximately 29 years old, statuesque fitness model-type physique, armed with flatwound strings and considered to be VERY dangerous. Approach with caution, and notify local authorities if you encounter this perpetrator.