idea: dress up as an old lady and go to houses saying "please let me in i need shelter" (also make it rain if u can) if they let u in then move to the next person. if one person says no turn them into an abomination and look the doors with F3X so they cant leave (just like in beauty and the beast)
Kirsten's room: *Filled with Christmas decorations like ( a Christmas tree & neon lights)* Albert's room: *Has a mannequin & is filled with styrofoams*
Idea: Sell people's kids at Die Mart and give them the option to put them down. Edit: Uh Oh sTiNkY. My god thats alot of likes...I know its very dark but... its flamingo. Hes the home of this type of stuff.
How to get rid with 2 problems at once: 1: run into a person that says “I’ll give you 1000 dollars if you give me your children 2: Say “yes” 3: Say goodbye to your kids and get the money 4: as you walk away make sure the guilt doesn’t overcome you. 5: Pay of your loans and Taxes so the government doesn’t find you And there ya have it
Idea: Jail everyone except for one person and tell the person that wasn’t jailed to get them out with some tasks, put a timer and if the timer ends without the person doing the task/not finishing the task, the server will shut down/everyone will be killed.
What if Kirsten hears Albert when he’s saying things like “this is my wife OH NO SHE FELL OVER!!!! I think she’s dead now” and Kirsten thinks he’s like cheating on her or something
When Albert said “ultra rare… all the rest were a waste of money” Imagine people getting a rare exotic pet and then just being like “eh.. get rid of this common dog breed pffftttt”
“You opened the door for the devil now you're telling him to get out.” I DIED. Thanks for over 100 likes!!! I GOT A HIGHLIGHTED COMMENT THANK YOU ALBERT
Normal poeple when they get legendary pets: OMG, OMG, I'M CRYING, OMG I CAN'T BELIEV THIS Albert: Ok, we just got a legendary, let's go and trade it to someone Me: What?
Rewatching all of alberts old videos give me such nostalgic vibes it gives me so much joy thinking that i grew up watching this man, i was 8 when I started watching him now im turning 14!! thats crazy but i miss those days where i could js watch these videos and not care abt anything else in the world except this.🙏🏼
Princess Okechukwu “Nurse, I just coughed up blood!” “Put a bandaid on it” “Nurse, I broke my ribs!” “Put a bandaid on it” “Nurse, I just ate a banana, and I’m allergic to them” “Put a bandaid on it”
Here’s a way to make giving someone a million dollars sound horrible: “I cAn GiVe YoU a MiLLiOn DoLLaRs, BuT iT iS sToLeN fRoM a LaRge dOnAtiOn To a HoMeLeSs ShELtEr” That would make me mad. Homeless shelters need that money, and stealing anything from them is so cold.. So cold..
Inisii No, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure described as “half-goat half-demon” who punishes kids who misbehave. It’s not called SatanClaus, it’s always been Krampus. Albert’s depiction of SatanClaus is just a Red Devil.
