Self Defense Life Hacks That May Save Your Life! 

Oh Christ I’m like ten seconds in and it’s already chaos

"Tied up my ankles backward, this guy's a professional " three seconds later "lucky for me, it seems I'm working with the dumbest robber ever " 😂😂😂😂😂

“If someone’s choking you just get their hands of you” gives the same vibe as “if you can’t breath just start breathing”

Call me Kelly- I mean crazy, but this one and the "life hacks to understand women" are some of the funniest videos on Brandon's Channel. I've been here for a few years and you never fail to make me cry of laughter. "Hold this puppy" always gets me. Love you Brandon 💜

Hey Brandon, not exactly sure if kidnapping someone in a trunk and/or tying them up in a basement is considered "petty crime" 🤣

Brandon‘s office/film room is literally a cartoon show one day it’s destroyed the next day it’s like nothing happened.🤣🤣 (rly luv u brandon you make my day better but I’m sad you make me laugh in dark times and I’m sure it’s not just me but all of us really enjoy your comedy and you’re so funny! 💜💜💜) #dooderking

Brandon can literally make anyone laugh at any time of the day or night!!😂

This is how many people love I’mBrandon Ferris 👇

Brandon I have recommended you to all my friends Your humor and dedication to your videos needs to be seen by everyone!!

“I’m gonna steal this tiny man… Oh that’s someone else’s” 😂😂😂

Brandon: "stop reporting ny videos for dangerous acts.." Also Brandon: **threatens to cut someone's hands off with tree cutters.**

Brandon: stop flagging my video for violence and stuff acts Also that one video where him and Cameron literally tortured each other with mouse traps: 👁👁 In all seriousness I love all of your content

Hilarious. And the ad that played afterwards was a 'former CIA officer' teaching us how to get out of duct tape. 🤣🤣🤣💀

Brandon really makes my day full of laughter 😂💜

I love how Brandon has enough chaotic energy that you can tell he’d be the life of a party

Whoa yeah. She did have perfect timing. Such a relief she was able to help you out !! Phew 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever seen one of Brandon’s videos

i’ve been having the worst day and my internet just came back, this vid literally made me light up and smile, when i say you have an irreplaceable effect, i mean it

Got the Notification. Clicked immediately. Let the fun begin!

I’ve been living for the daily doses of serotonin from this guy 😂

At 3:53 mark Brandon literally kicks his own butt. Don’t bully yourself, man! 😂😂

5:05 “I’m free, no thanks to you, BeTh” Me, on the toilet plucking my mustache hairs: I’m sorry?

A WEEK FULL OF BRANDON CONTENT!?! a dream come true😭❤️

110 view!Ive been on your channels for 2 years!I think since you had one channel!Im a big fan and my little sister thinks your super funny,(so do I)Thank you for making people laugh!

You’re not getting kidnapped, you’re being taken by demons. Funniest sentence ever 😂

Brandon, thank you for posting so much lately. You literally made life bearable

When 5 Minute Crafts calls Duct Tape Scotch Tape…. If I’m tied up in scotch tape, it’ll probably be easier to get out of my dude 😂

"if you're getting strangled, then just take their hands off" Brandon Farris, 2023

He brightens my day so much!! He’s just missing Covington who would make his kidnapping so much more fun😂😂

The amount of chaos even tho I’m only like 15 seconds in but why am I surprised because this is Brandon his middle name should be chaos 😂😂😂

“Work up a sweat” little did they know I already sweat heavily

1:05 in the morning brandon, I need to go to sleep.

I regret forgetting you have a second channel - but now I have the best laughs to binge

"They don't wanna impede on someone's work" That was the best.

This is amazing! You never fail to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch you’re video’s! ❤️

Brandon, u can always make me laugh 😂🤣

3:18 Anyone else catch the psychopathic question? “Are you tied up with scotch tape?” “PERFECT!” Perfect?! Why PERFECT?!😬

it's a school night and i'm laughing at Brandon, cheers. :beers: From Germany!

Always a fun time BF. Thank you for the smile!

Brandon, your videos never fail to cheer me up on the worst days ever. Love your videos to bits. the funnest channel is definitely yours! Keep doing the great videos, love ya 💜💜

"when i tied myself- i mean when he tied me up"

Oh gosh! Brandon, first off, thank you for making me laugh! We were literally making the same joke/comment after each hack! Which by the way, little concerned about the woman who made the defence hack video. Clearly she has BRILLIANT ideas to save yourself...NOT! 😂😂

Note to self if kidnapped; always have a bobby pin and garden scissors on me

thank you for the good times and this video had a rough day got 4 staples in my head bc I split it open on accident and I needed this

any day that I am feeling down I just come to you channel :).

brandon- "I just nearly escaped the v-neck vickson. I'm calling domino's."

6:51 I have a good feeling this is going to be something I quote often

I just woke up and now I’m happy

I needed this man thank you so much

He never fails to make everyone laugh!! 😂

2:41 I spat my water back into my cup lol

Hey Bradon,love the channel,thanks for being a big part of my life,great videos.goodnight (BEANZ)

I can’t stop laughing this is chaos

Hes been posting alot which means that more laughter 💜

brandon always cheers me up

Oh Brandon…I have no words for this one. Just laughter.

I got scammed twice on my game like 10 mins ago and went strait to him to cheer me up. Thank you for posting these videos

brandon! You're google translate makes and these five minute crafts videos are super funny. man ur videos are super funny in general! (u make my days a whole lot better thanks to you and your videos!)

Something bad happened in my life and suddenly, Brandon's posting a lot. It's like he knows

i love your vids you make me happy on my down days thank you

Hes spoiling us. Hasnt posted like this in awhile

Bloody hilarious as per usual, thanks for the continuous laughs🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜

Never fails to make my day better!! 💜💜

Bro I love life hack videos they’re in my top three favorite video concepts of yours 😂 love you!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

At 3:52 Brandon managed to double hook kick the nads of the guy who tied him up.

@2:58 imagine doing that with an electric seat like you know 99% of us have. And SLOWLY going back. 😄

Am I the only one that thinks she sounds like an adult Dora the Explorer? 🤣

The way he tried to fake of the tap on his mouth and it got stuck to his lip made me start dying😂

"Is someone strangling you? It's not deadly or dangerous! Just take their hands off your throat!" - 5 Minute Crafts

I wasn’t paying attention when he pulled out the carrot cake and I thought I was going insane 😂

this video was a fever dream

The video didn't even started and it's already chaos

2:64 good god I am in tears 😂😂😂 Why did no one tell me about this channel

Chaos I see lmao I love his videos

5:11 the amount of times I’ve rewatched this part

You never fail to make me laugh , keep up the good work

To the choking one: Don't "take their hands off your neck". You'll not be able to, you will die like a fictional character cos they also go for the hands. What you actually do is go for the eyes. Gouge them out with your thumbs, they can't stop both your hands if they're choking you, so it'll not only blind them but free your throat up too. Even if you don't destroy their eye entirely, the pain and shock of having their eye attacked should free you.

Awesome video!!

❤love ur videos man!❤

i found his chanell during a pretty hard time and he has made it better keep going

If took me so long to realize he was wearing a tinfoil hat at the end

Brandon when you got taken by demons I kinda peed myself...😂😂

so much anxiety with those tree clippers

hi from Australia and it is 10 40pm

Hey Brandon your AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Keep doing what your doing💜💜💜💜

this video is giving the energy of “never let them know your next move”

God bless you Brandon !(:

I just saw the thumbnail and knew the video was gonna be a good one 😂 Also love the videos, they always make me die laughing 😂

"Take his hands off your neck" Whoa wow thanks I definitely didn't think of that/s

Brandon Farris video? I watch. No questions asked… Come what may.

I will say that with any other youtuber, i have never expected to turn on the video and see them tied up.

Great video I love it and I would like to say you are my fav RU-vidr hope you have a great day

I never have a Bobby pin, either. Guess I'm in trouble. 😂

R.I.P to the 11 beard hairs Brandon lost today. You will be missed 😪🕊💔

ok… as someone who has seriously been strangled, it’s not so easy to just “take their hands off” your vision gets disoriented and you shake so much while trying to get air. you can’t breathe at all and it’s really scary, that’s why i don’t trust these defense life hacks! 😭

Im literally crying from laughing!! Its so freaking funny!!😂😂😂

I like the longs you put on the shorts channel

Oh God Brandon it took 10 SECONDS 10 SECONDS to make chaos XD

switchblade, pocket knife, taser, any type of self defense weapon < bobby pin

Are you being strangled? Me: yes yes I am and I need your help but I only got 5 seconds left to live!