SELF-iSH but everytime Will Wood screams the album speeds up 

I initially made this video as a little joke for some mutuals who also like Will Wood,, I never expected to get 3k+ views on it,, thank you all so much!! :))

The evolution of this video is like finding a little cat in an alley and petting it, then it chases you home and steals your bones

ISH DIDN'T EVEN LAST 5 SECONDS

The only way this experience can be described is like you’re going down the stairs but on the first flight you trip and begin falling and you keep gaining speed as you barrel towards the bottom until you achieve terminal velocity and break your neck

Self-Ish SPEEDRUN 2020 | WORLD RECORD! (Scream Exploit)

When Cotard’s Solution started playing I knew what was going to go down.

List of songs: - Self- - 20¹² - Ctard's sution - Cpgrsscndvty - Hndmemysh - Tsngwt - _Dr_ - h

i felt actual, genuine fear when Cotard's Solution started playing. i knew it was going to be hellish and i was correct

what will wood sounds like at normal speed when I'm overstimulated

when ur just reaching the end of 2012 and the video is almost over: *fear*

Friend: Hey, do you like nightcore? Me: Yeah.

i love how self is completely normal

finally some will wood shitposts 😭 ah yes, *my favourite album in 7 minutes.*

i haven't listened to the entire album yet so this will be a nice introduction :D edit: OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FU

when you need to get your daily Self-ish binge in, but you have 8 minutes before class starts

Now imagine how Everything is A Lot would go...

I was starting to wonder what applied as "screaming" in this, as sometimes it wouldn't speed up when Will raised his vocals pretty high But then I heard Cotard Then I understood.

Cotard’s opening sounds like a nursery rhyme and I’m all for it

I love my screamy boy, he makes beautiful decomposing music

first lemon demon's "oh's" and now this.

You’ve essentially turned the latter half of the album into the year 2012. A blur indeed.

I put this on in the background while I cleaned my room and forgot what it was and when it started speeding up i thought I'd finally lost my last scrap of sanity

This is just what my brain sounds like during mind warping panic attacks

the last ten seconds sounds like flipping through radio stations

Look how they massacred my boy-

will wood: wOO the music: idontrememberhowiforgotmyselfidontrememberidontremember2012

We have reached maximum velocipy

when you have only 8 minutes left to live and you wanna listen to this album for the last time

who wouldn't want to make will wood even more incoherent than usual. I love it

The way I felt utter f e a r hearing the first note of Cotard’s Solution knowing all hell was gonna break loose- XD

Self- is a third of this whole video... my god

live commenting: -self is so nice 😌 vibes all around -god i love how fun and mysterious the intro to 2012 is and then it goes into jAzZ land -FUCK -god i can’t understand the words to the verses of 2012 even if they’re not sped up -oH HERE WE GO -the frantic “ba-doops” in the background lol -the instrumental sksjskf -IDONREMEMBER2012 -ok lord that ones over -the intro to cotard’s sounds so nice fast but i know hell is coming soon so i can’t really enjoy it -CHRIST. HELP -there is no solution anymore there is only ctrdsltn -fucking hELL CAPGRAS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU -THE SONG WITH FIVE NAMES NOO -hand me my shovel and dr sunshine weren’t even there oh my god -the five seconds of ish didbjfbc

no one: the audio quality at 4:15 : "bro im out of here"

I listened to this at 2x speed. I’m suffering.

this shit had me in tears it’s so funny

Ok but why does cotards solution sound like one continuous guitar and saxophone solo? Kinda goes hard

The original album was half an hour- edit: 33 minutes and 20 seconds if my maths is correct lmao edit from 6 months later: I just realized I said maths this is embarrassing

My friend doesn’t wanna listen to the Self-Ish album because of its length, so imma send her this. >:-D

GOD COTARD'S SOLUTION REALLY... CHANGED IT

Yo these edibles ain't shi-

an hour compressed into 7 minutes. yeah that sounds about right

will wood nightcore

Played a Dr sunshine is dead for my mom, and now I have to show her this to let her see what it's like to indulge in what Will Wood and the Tapeworms is really like

6:37 this is what a keyslam sounds like

NOW WITH MY MORAL COMPASS POINTING SOUTH IM GOING DOWN WITH NONONONONONONONO MOMENT SPARED FOR REALITY- *breaks sound barrier* (also love how most of this video is cotards solution)

0:00 Self- 2:36 2012 5:54 Cotards solution 7:29 mr capgras encounters a second hand vanity Thank you nightfall for the rest of these 7:44 the song with five names 7:51 hand me my shovel, I’m going in 7:53 dr sunshine is dead 7:56 -ish

Me: “oh, this is fine” Also me: *remembers hand me my shovel*

SELF-iSH but every time Will Wood screams the album speeds up (A.K.A - A Song and a Half of Normality).

the fact that majority of the album is less than a minute is just so funny to me

Cotard's Solution: **play** Everyone: oh no...

i want you to know this actually made me cry in real life.

I cant wait until this speeds up and i get sent into another dimension

this is just advances nightcore

Willwood: *screams* The entire album: I say we fast today

This is what hell sounds like

Taking a test you're pretty confident in, only to realize you didn't study enough the more you get through the test

The last 15 seconds sound like sorting algorithms

I looked up in the middle of 2012 and realized there were 2 minutes left *oh god*

this feels like a 'oh crap i've got 7 minutes til class, but i want to listen to music, lets just put this on' type situation

i was listening to this and then forgot it wasn’t just will wood and i think my heart may have stopped for a few seconds

2012 is nearly over: I check how much is left in the video. *oh n o*

This on the normal album would be INSANE

this is the fastest selfish speedrun ive ever seen

I have trouble processing audio sometimes, so this is just how Will Wood sounds normally to me

“I don’t remember 2012” neither do I bud

this is what remembering this album in a dream sounds like

I was listening to this while doing something else and I completely forgot it was sped up and thought I was going insane

I'm enjoying the normalcy of Self-, knowing it will all go downhill soon.

Self: Being as good as always 2012: Trying to be the next Blackboxwarrior Cotard’s Solution: I’m ‘bout to ruin this videos whole career

[*unintelligible intensifies*]

Listening to this at 2x speed makes me want to start aggressively eating the ink out of every invisible ink pen I see for the next 67687765 years, and the only way I can describe this is goin into the cupboard for a snack and seeing a box of ur favorite snacks only to open it and seeing a dude but tiny hiding in the box eating the last bag of snacks while yelling at you in a normal tone and speed but eventually getting more aggressive, fast and angry.

Self-ish be so normal then bam. 2012.

I want to get off Mr. Cotard's Wild Ride

I love how the chorus of cotards solution sounds

I'M WHEEZING WHAT IS THIS??????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Like Self- was okay. 2012 was almost okay but I lost it. And there came Cotard's Solution

I am speed

i love the fact that some people have commented live reactions

according to the description, this is only self- and 2012

being able to keep up with all of 2012 in this is my greatest accomplishment

This keeps playing on auto play and I always think I’m listening to a playlist then will wood overdoses on crack

I FORGOT WHAT VIDEO WAS PLAYING AND SINCE I USUALLY LISTEN TO THE LIVE VERSION OF 2012 MY BRAIN JUST WENT "oh 2012's a lot faster than i thought" AND THEN COTARD'S SOLUTION STARTED AND MY BRAIN BROKE

live report: i just finished 2012 and the video is almost over i’m terrified

COTARD'S SOLUTION LMFOAOF

live-blogging me watching this here we go -aw the intro to self- is so good 🥺 -I just get to listen to Self- now! this is so nice -ish- isn’t gonna be this calming, is it? -oh BOY 2012 time -heres comes the fuck -FUCK! -oh I thought that was gonna be a speed up LMAO -NOW WERE JAMMING TO 2012 HELLA -god this song slaps -FIRST SPEED UP HOLY SHIT -OH WE’RE NOT FUCKING AROUND ARE WE -mouthing along to the words is like fighting a MOUNTAIN OX -oh we’re IN IT NOW -OH JESUS YEAH WE’RE JUST SPEEDING -OH NO -oh Christ above what’s Cotard’s Solution gonna be -wait hold up this intro kinda hits -oh I’m just Vibing -OH NO -OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO -I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!! -THIS IS NO LONGER COTARD’S SOLUTION -WHAT SONG ARE WE ON NOW -CAPGRAS WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO YOU -I GENUENLY have no idea what song we’re on now -ITS OVER -thank god someone put that beast down -christ almighty

im at the begging of cotards solution im actually shaking

the way it's only 7 minutes

SELF- IS A THIRD OF THE WHOLE ALBUM IM LOSING IT

Guys, he doesn't remember 2012

the eial part of 2012 on 2x speed... holy shit

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

I listened to this while trying to get nail polish off my cat

before watching: i’m frightened at how short the video is should i be worried after: i need therapy

What the last like minute and a half of this video sounds like is what I imagine a seizure to feel like.

4:17 the change of quality right here is so fukcking funny

The SCREAM album. Honestly.

This is what it sounds like when I’m having really bad sensory overload

5:22 is when it really starts to kick in

hey this isnt too bad HOLY SHIT COTARDS SOLUTION

Doctor: you have 8 minutes to live me:

I love this album! I’m pretty excited to do a self-ish marathon EDIT: NONONO SISJNWJWKQKKQKQKW OH GODNFUCKHELPFUCKNONONONOOHSHITOHFUCKOHGODOHFUCK