"Selling Unlicensed Extraterrestrial Foodstuffs..." | Men In Black 3 (2012) | Now Comedy 

Well considering they’re just letters, it makes learning their names easy.

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It's because he's an alien, he learnt it watching humans

"Engrish"

​@@QixTheDSI know them in 🎭 I worked here 🤔

That.. is an absolutely genious thought which makes this scene even better.

Judul nya apa

​@@sartasarta1338Men In Black 3.

​​@@tom4465 yes I know them in 🎭 universal studio remember Florida.

Manusia dalam hitam​@@sartasarta1338

the planet Ugly wouldve been better

@@BruceAlarie damn means ugly depending on the context

​​@@BruceAlarie no it wouldn't have cornball. You must be a Caucasian. The lamest things are funny to yall. 🤦🏽‍♀️😒😂 planet damn is more sarcastic. Planet ugly sounds like a 5 year old came up with it, and it's too specific. That's not how you joke. It's suppose to be witty and outside the box. 😂😂 You so green.

The exaggerated chinese set makes it seem that way imo

It's the music, that's what keeps the vibe

Same color grading, cinematography, and props is 90's

That's why 3 was better than 2. It was more like the original movie. Better acting too.

@@tydshiin5783also the cgi a little bit

Well, if you are a top-secret organization doing their best to keep aliens a secret from the public, you bet they have to take out threats very quickly lmao.

isn't that how regular guns work? they die in one shot

@@Tammy-lc5cy Yeah but I feel like regular guns don't de-atomize the whole body of whatever you just shot at

@@Tammy-lc5cy You'd be suprised how many times people make full recoveries after getting shot

'Powerful guns', 'dies in one shot' - let me guess, you're American.

In the second movie, J fights and defeats the ozone-stealing guy. After he wins, the princess points out how he kept getting knocked down and thrown around. J says “that’s just how I fight.” ~N.W

this mf just put his initials after a youtube comment@@natewilson6760

J spent more points into Agility than Strength.

​@@psychedeliccarrie5921He also spent more points on Wits than Intelligence. 😅

@@M0butu Nah... J put all of his points into Charisma and Agility rather than Strength and Intelligence.

It's no wonder he considers that his biggest failure as an MIB agent.

And then came the reboot which is the opposite of what you just said lol

After I watched them for the first time, it made me think a lot. If there is alien life out there, could an alien really be living just next door. If there is an organization that does research into aliens, governs them and monitors there every move, is it easy or hard to join the organization. If the neurolizer really works, has it ever been used on me and if so, can't they just ask us to not tell anyone about what we witnessed. It is not like anyone important will believe us. And if we do, what really would happen. If you are a men in black agent studying me through this text please come talk to me in person. I am the assistant manager for the west shore hospital kitchen. If you want to talk privately just say "Frea mon Strucks" It is the name of a character in my comic book that I write. She is also an MIB agent, who lives in space.

​@@brockragni1053lmao I hope you neet them someday

@@hanscaniagochan8448 hopefully.

FLEA MOM SUCKS?

blob said "hey!" plus it was alive out of water

I thought it was just an inside joke that all blobfish are actually aliens

maybe there are no blobfish on this planet, and every one we have seen are actually aliens, but we think they are actual Earth fish because of the MiB

@@toomanyaccounts They were I guess both air breathers and aquatic. The baby was okay out of water and so was the adult/

Blob fish aren’t real, someone just leaked a picture of our alien friend

i think so going from the first movie when aliens enter they are asked if they brought any fruit or veg so im guessing if it gets approved by MIB whats "licensed" or not

There are probably some types of food that can be taken if it's proven that it cannot survive in any Earth climate or is completely sterilized like through a cooking or canning process before arriving on Earth. That way, it can't be grown or reproduce on Earth as an invasive species. However, it seems that even legal alien foods cannot be sold or given to humans as we can tell by J's comment about "Earth people get Earth fish."

Yes, it's called Krab.

I'd assume it's for the legal aliens

I'm guessing anything that doesn't cause a health hazard, is close enough to earth food, and doesn’t try to eat you before you eat it, it should be alright.

Somebody else would've been mindblown had he not intervened

I'd like to think Jemaine channeled his inner Tim Curry for this role

Well atleast you know shit is going to hit the fan big time

Lmao Idk if that’s possible

I think not.

@@darcyhartley1286I think so get ratiod buddy

The Chris Rock slap wasn't real.

Why I’m laughing so hard right now, peak humor right here.

"ey"

You’re the one talking with your mouth full of yourself!

Not that one though. the earth blobfish only look like that as an explosively decompressed cadaver.

Because it's a deep ocean fish. It looks normal when pressurised.

Yes it is

Then MIB International came and we got something new to hate

@@cominksuadnyana4980 nah, I enjoy all the movies. I can appreciate why they’re there without being so bitter that I have to hate everything

Int Mmm

Basically some ccp critic are butthurt offended for watching an early access and saw the joke and made it angry and complaining so they demanded to cut out that scene. Hong kong and taiwan didn't cut this one. Only in beijing and across china

Communist always being a commie

Corse they cut it. It’s China.

@@ninjasolarteam Nah it's pretty hurtful, it's essentially implying chinese people are aliens. Not really hard to figure that one out

@@realname4401 Completely ignoring the fact that there are chinese civillians being neurolized at the end, which wouldn't be necessary if they weren't human.

blobfish, and it only looks like that when it's out of water, or in a lower pressure environment. XD

It might be an alien fish and just looks like an Earth blobfish. There are several alien species that look like Earth cockroaches in the MIB universe. So, either cockroaches and blobfish are really invasive alien species that humans think are really from Earth, or it really is just a coincidence that some alien species look similar to Earth creatures.

​@@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 the earth blobfish only looks like that when they were killed by severe decompression. Which is the equivalence of a species of living alien looking like the victims of the Byford Dolphin.

Eyo

Yes

Anyone else noticed that the kop K puts down at 8:38 is being turned upside down two times between the next scenes. :)

you watched it too???

Yeah, we watched the video and it’s most obvious thing that happened in the scene

All four of them too

Eh idk the 2nd and 3rd have cartoony moments

I had a good laugh at the 'Ballchinian' from 2.

The blob fish or the crab looking one in the pot

@@EliasTressa the blob fish with the human looking face

Hey 4280 , that blob fish ,the small one on counter , ,Dude it exists on earth in very deep ocean 🌊 it looks kinda like a human face , , , word up yo , , , get the 411 and Google it , , ,😔🧐😔

What do u mean convince

"Don't lie to your kids!"

The reason the visuals looked better in the old one was because they used practical effects for most of the stuff. Mikey was a whole body suit, only parts were animated Edgar the bugs head was an animatronic. The worm guys were puppets Almost all the aliens in the movie were made with practical effects. Sadly this movie focused a lot on CGI, and that ends up showing long term.

@@TheLichruler I mean, yeah, but I was referring more to the J's boss fight with Edgar

When's the last time you've seen the movie? You're not looking close enough if you think bug Edgar wouldn't have looked 1000 times better if they had access to modern tech. It doesn't look great. You probably just didn't notice because the movie buried it as much as possible. It's like people saying Jurassic Park had better CGI...the full CGI dinosaurs, like the giant one they see first, has such bad texture it's embarrassing. All of the convincing dinosaur textures were actually there...and when they switched to the fully CGI T-Rex, it was covered in darkness & rain. Still doesn't have good textures if you actually pay attention, but the movie distracts you from noticing, hiding the fakeness, and relying on your memory of what the actual model looked like, that you just saw. Meanwhile, the dinosaurs with no real life model on screen, that were in daylight, upclose, and not sprinting across the screen...allowing me to actually see their skin...horrible. If the movie was dumb enough to use them as much as modern movies use fully computer created effects, Jurassic Park would be unwatchable. It definitely wouldn't be referenced as having "good CGI." Same with the original Men In Black. The great special effects that actually convinced you were all really on set, with some help from computers in editing....while the few fully CGI characters were hidden from you as much as possible. The textures on fully computer generated bug Edgar are not great. Way more advanced already than the awful dinosaur in Jurassic Park, thanks to the progress in the tech that had already occurred...but still bad enough that they avoided subjecting the audience to it as much as possible. Trust me, rewatch the movie again, and imagine if Edgar was that final bug up close the whole time. Instead of make up and costuming. When watching the final boss fight, notice how little time the camera actually spends focused clearly on the bug, while he's sitting still, allowing you the chance to register the textures...You'll notice the bug model is kept at a distance for most of the shots, usually flying across the screen. If you freeze on close ups and let your eyes really digest the textures, hopefully you'll start to see the lower quality. If you aren't just watching the scene in 144p on your smart phone, but actually watch in on a large enough screen, full definition, full brightness, giving your brain a chance to see it, and you still don't see it...I think you might have worse vision than me or something? Because I can tell the difference in textures immediately.

​@@sorryifoldcomment8596 I watched it as recently as my comment, hence my comment. - yes yes the "old jurrasic park cgi bad" argument. we've all heard it and while accurate it detracts from the point - dont know why you're saying the camera doesnt focus on The Bug; it clearly does. He shoves his face right in the camera and screams for pete's sake - yes keeping the flaws hidden is an aspect, which is why MiB 1 looks better because here they just have it right out in the open with no way to hide it (much like the jurrassic park argument you made reference to) - the CG on The Bug *_work_* so well is in part due to the very nature of the bug; that being a slick, smooth, slimy bug monster. its a bis slimy bug alien, but it doesnt go overboard with it. its nuanced. That texture is easy to create and actually plays into cgi's weaknesses and plays them off as strengths. Meanwhile with this movie, this critter looks more like a cartoon character just rolled around in a tub of vaseline. its gaudy, abrasive, and dispels one's suspension of disbelief. just to give a couple counterpoints

It survived, only passed out temporarily...so, if that's the heart, then it obviously evolved to not need a heart. 😅

The Blobfish was first discovered in 1926, and actually looks like a regular deep sea fish at the depths at which it lives, but becomes blobby and distended as a result of horrifying decompression.

Yeah, what happens to the Blobfish is basically what would happen if you dragged a human into open space from the ground. It wouldn't be pretty, or human-looking

the blobby fish is quite literally called a blobfish

If the blob fish was discovered in the 2010s, that shit would have been all over social media! There's also no way the FTX would have been able to recreate a blob fish specimen so perfectly completely on accident. Pictures of the blob fish have been on the internet since its inception lol where you been.

Not cool.😞

LMFAO

And used as food 🥺

@@sofakingonmynuts1438 yeah that too

Best I can say is that either the heart was still intact, just removed from the host or it has a 2nd heart

​@@falcon8105 perhaps it's was just squeamish

I think he'd be happier on his home planet. Or at least not in someone's stomach.

It's so cute though, but yeah I guess it has to go home so it can live comfortably and happy

You don't know how the neutralizer works do you?

but its a giant catfish

5:01 😊

if they were made for business it wouldn't be to pander to less than one percent of the pop.