Sentencing Spongebob Villains for Their Crimes 

Neat, but I thought of these sentences: Plankton: Crimes: constant attempted petty theft, attempted mass murder, attempted world domination, mass slavery, mass brainwashing, assault, Blackmail, psycological abuse, domestic abuse, fraud, multiple other offenses. Penalty: death, via electric chair or firing squad (assuming he is charged in America) + shutdown of the Chum Bucket. Bubble Bass: Crimes: theft, fraud, scamming. Penalty: medium-big fine. Doodlebob: Crimes: assault, animal cruelty, theft, attempted murder, mutilation. Penalty: 37 years + some sort of fine. The strangler: Crimes: littering, attempted murder, murder conspiracy, identity fraud. Penalty: 20 years in prison + $1000 fine + ticket 🎟 🎫. Eugine Harold Krabs: Crimes: theft, exploitation, attempted murder, torture, domestic abuse, poaching, piracy, other offenses. Penalty: 1,000,000 free Krabby Patty's + massive fine, and finally, a death penalty, via walking the plank. Dirty Bubble: Crimes: kidnapping, assault, harassment (pranks), aiding and abetting, terrorism (defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds). Penalty: 8 years in prison + VARIOUS restraining orders. Man Ray: Crimes: aiding and abetting, harassment (pranks), bank robbery, attempted world domination, world domination (bad timeline only). Penalty: 16 years in prison + tickle belt. Flying Dutchman: Crimes: terrorism (terrorizing people), slavery, piracy, torture. Penalty: 25 years-life spiritual containment. Squilliam Fancyson: repeated harassment, deep psychological abuse. Penalty: restraining order from Squidward. Dennis: Crimes: torture, attempted murder, battery, mutilation, aiding and abetting, stalking, contract-killing (definatly). Penalty: life imprisonment + possible death penalty via leathal injection. Karen: Crimes: aiding and abetting, assault. Penalty: 1 year + 6 months in jail. Mrs. Puff: Crimes: grand theft auto, attempted murder (both direct and indirect). Penalty: 17 years in prison + teaching SpongeBob, for LIFE! Burger Beard: Crimes: piracy, assault, theft, attempted mass murder, animal cruelty, rewriting the fabric of reality (probably a war crime). Penalty: life imprisonment with a chance at parole with good behavior. Squidward: Crimes: minor offenses. Penalty: pardon. Cyclops diver: Crimes: mass animal cruelty, mass poaching, mass kidnapping, stalking, indirect mass murder. Penalty: death, via dropping a toaster into the sea while he is down there. King Poseidon: Crimes: abuse of power, animal cruelty, unjust execution, attempted murder. Penalty: removal of crown + 6 years in jail (he can keep the casino though). Pizza delivery customer: Crime: abuse (making SpongeBob cry). Penalty: fined $50 and write a letter to apologize to SpongeBob. Please tell me if you like this, and if these are neat penalties (you might not need to say why, though).

I’m not surprised the pizza delivery customer got the harshest punishment out of all these criminals!