Jesus Loves Y’all Unconditionally! He Is Beside You All! Repent and Claim Him As Your Lord And Savior! Recognize That He Died For You On The Cross For Your Sins and That You Are A Sinner! Don’t Forget That!!! Especially His Love For You!!! God Bless You!!! Above All, GOD!!! Amen!!!❤
@@dlilwon Jesus Loves Y’all Unconditionally! He Is Beside You All! Repent and Claim Him As Your Lord And Savior! Recognize That He Died For You On The Cross For Your Sins and That You Are A Sinner! Don’t Forget That!!! Especially His Love For You!!! God Bless You!!! Above All, GOD!!! Amen!!!❤
@@aerielmyers937 Jesus Loves Y’all Unconditionally! He Is Beside You All! Repent and Claim Him As Your Lord And Savior! Recognize That He Died For You On The Cross For Your Sins and That You Are A Sinner! Don’t Forget That!!! Especially His Love For You!!! God Bless You!!! Above All, GOD!!! Amen!!!❤
Love how he mixed the timelines between Jesus’ time and modern time. The waiter was wearing a vest and asked “all in one card?” then someone asked for an abacus 😂
@@priyankadeopa4640 Jesus turned water into wine in bible. Person claims he was drinking wine in which he claims no that WAS water. Meaning a sly joke that because it was water originally he wasn't drinking the wine at all. At least that's what I got from it. EDIT//It's a lot harder to write a explanation than I thought.
I'm going through one of the worst times of my life now and honestly, the only thing that brings me joy right now is my son and your videos. You're fantastic and thank you
Apostles paid for his last meal for obligatory reason in exchange for his life. LOL. It's not even enough compared to what he's about to do the next day. 🤣
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, FRIENDS, FAMILY, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! THESE ARE END TIMES: THE VACCINES & BOOSTERS ARE POISON & MANY WILL DIE FROM THEM! THERE WILL BE MORE WARS! THE MARK OF THE BEAST IS NEXT AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT IT! EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE FORCED TO GET IT OR BE KILLED! EVERYTHING GOING ON IS TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE BUT IT WILL GET FAR WORSE THAN ANY TIME IN HISTORY. YOUR ONLY HOPE IS CHRIST! HE IS THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE OR ENDURE WHAT'S TO COME! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father (in Heaven) except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
That's what I thought also! So many people hate and disrespect Christianity because the viral and more well known things are not good. I'm ortodox and tbh it's not fun when they joke in disrespectful manner.
I can only imgine the ridiculousness of splitting a check by a factor that is not equal to how many are present. Like that better not happen in real life!
It's been over a decade since I read anything biblical, so I might be rusty, but didn't Jesus know that it was his last? I think there were people after him, no?
@@monikakavaliunaite8017 yes. He knew Judas had literally sold him out and would lead the Pharisees and soldiers to him after this meal. Luke 27: 18 "My appointed time is near. I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house."
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, FRIENDS, FAMILY, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! THESE ARE END TIMES: THE VACCINES & BOOSTERS ARE POISON & MANY WILL DIE FROM THEM! THERE WILL BE MORE WARS! THE MARK OF THE BEAST IS NEXT AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT IT! EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE FORCED TO GET IT OR BE KILLED! EVERYTHING GOING ON IS TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE BUT IT WILL GET FAR WORSE THAN ANY TIME IN HISTORY. YOUR ONLY HOPE IS CHRIST! HE IS THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE OR ENDURE WHAT'S TO COME! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father (in Heaven) except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
Don’t know how much worse this makes Judas’ betrayal sound, but 30 denarii/drachmae (many eastern cities still used it) was about 1 months’ minimum wage work. A single denarius was roughly enough to buy you a nice bit of street food for dinner and maybe a drink. Basically unless he was paid in tetradrachms (equivalent to 120 drachmae total), Judas did the betrayal for the modern equivalent of ~$1160 USD (at the US federal min wage of $7.25/hour). So in short, Judas’ thirty pieces of silver likely wouldn’t be able to even cover the tab for the last supper, even with Jesus making all the drinks for them.
Jesus was known to call God "Abba," which roughly translates to "daddy" And for those very childish people who are giggling, "daddy" only became synonymous with the dominant party in a relationship within 5ish years, and it still derives from how a child says "daddy."
May God bless you... I hope you read this to know that your extremely talented and this small tiny skits kinda make my day 💖 Thanks for putting in so much effort.. It's feels so lively
Relatable after been on a dinner date on a posh restaurant with friends where I had to pay ‘equally.’ I only had a few spoonfuls on my half-plate! Lovv mah friends tho! 😁
@@dukejordan8147ya, Kristen tidak mudah tersinggung tapi jik lelucon ini dibuat untuk agama yang lain ,mereka akan langsung menuduh penistaan. Selama tidak menghina Tuhan, it's ok. Tuhan kita itu tidak apatis.
"We can't let Jesus pay" "Well, He planned it" "It's His last supper" That's exactly why He should pay. I mean, what's he gonna do with the money He saved up? Buy carpenting tools in heaven?
@Butwhy died for three days lol 😆 🤣 sounds like a half assed sacrifice to me. And imagine if thats how paying for sins work. Thats like, a dad going to jail in place of his son who killed hundreds. It makes no sense. Imao
