[SFM/Touhou] DO NOT PUT YOUR FINGER BETWEEN THE BAR 

I don't think I can handle the consequences of not trusting Rumia

No, the only thing going through the cell is a large cabbage

Come on guys you can trust her, It's not like she has an insatiable hunger for human flesh or anything. She's completely harmless and trustworthy.

I'll stick a cabbage instead. That oughta do the trick

I don't know, sound like the ramblings of a completely safe and trustworthy yokai right here.

trusting Rumia? what could possibly go wrong??

[hides my hand in a sleeve and holds out a frozen hotdog as if it were my finger]

i feel like this is a good decision that i will not regret at all

The way they say ‘again’ implies the listener stuck their fingers in at least once

Scarlet police is supervising the comment section

She's so adorable. It truly is difficult for me to force myself not to trust her. I want to help her.

Jokes on you I don't have any fingers! (That is why she is in jail)

You have to pinky promise, so I’ll stick my fingers through and- Wait…

Ya know, I think I've seen a scenario like this back then. Except it wasn't a finger being put between the bars. And she certainly wasn't biting.

I will entrust my cabbage to rumia, she will definitely keep it safe !

You just gotta trust her on this. She will definitely not bite. We got a load of cabbages if she does.

I’ve been there with an exotic parrot at the age of eight. I’m never going there with Rumia

Looks like we have ourselves another yubi yubi situation on our hands.

I don't want her to eat my finger

Kid named Finger:

Rumia

Lemme just go inside the cell instead and find out what she really wants. I'll keep y'all updated

Well she said please so...

I know I shouldn't trust her but her adorable face just so trustworthy

and that's how I lost my fingers

"smell ya later loser" is all id say and then run away in a goofy way

It’s okay, i will just put cabbage on my hands

I don't know man, she seems quite harmless, a small Pat wouldn't hurt-

I think I can trust her. What can go wrong? *Open the door*

What if i put the....funny cylinder ?

Man, forget sticking a finger through the bars, I'm letting her out Wrongful imprisonment of the darkness gremlin shall not be tolerated

Rumia, just you wait. I'll gather up an army of Koronesuki. They're very used to this, I'm sure they'll comply for you.

Rumia looking for a snack between her meals. 😇

Nah, i will enter the prison *getting eaten alive* Not bad rumia

Rumia went some nuts

Well since you said please, I guess...

oh fine ya little scamp, how could I say no to you

Alright just make sure wearing cabbage gloves

I dunno..Reimu does already know what you’re doing.😏

I trusted in Rumia, I would to it again, 10/10.

*She is entirely non-threatening so why not? Its totally not a scam*

I really shouldn't but I would put my finger through the bars.

I went color blind to red flags so I see no reason not to trust her.

Sure Rumia, but I'll be putting on an armored gauntlet first if you don't mind.

Cabbage coming

This feels like phanthakan themself went on their way to go meet up Rumia contained for her being a societal menace just to record her having a schizo episode of attempting to convince them to unsuspectedly stick their fingers through the cell's bar therefore expectedly biting them off This is a vague compliment of the camera work. The genuine terror on the shaking is spot on, great job

No! You Bit my Owner 3 Seconds ago.

The finger taker 9000

Hear comes the plannnnne :3

I know i shouldn't do but i want to put something else in cell. Im sorry for being down bad

why he sounds like that he gonna turn into the moon animatronics 😅

Something in my head tells me to trust in her 😅🔥

I've got something else i could stick in there 😏

This mf was crazy once

You want vegan meat instead Rumia…?

so nanoka

Wait, so is this a copypasta? Because Luke Correia used this exact same script but that's definitely not his voice.

I don't believe you. But I'll do it anyway. Its not like I needed this pinky anyway.

lets free rumia

I know you are lying rumia, but i do want to see what happens when you visit a village full of starving orphans

This is not the law of euqvlant change

Okay 👍

Seems legit.

Hi again

Bruh

😁☝️

*opens the cell instead* I risk nothing...for I'm not even human to begin with

*E a*

xD

I tought it was Flandre 💀

Rumia