Dovewing: "So, son, what do you want to eat?" The voice in Shadowpaw's head: *The souls of the Codebreakers!* Shadowpaw: "A mouse!" Voice: *No!* Shadowpaw: "Two mice!"
"Here's Squirrelflight and she looked at me funny..," -Starclan's guide to being unfair 101 (Previous tip: Tell everyone they can't love that kid for the other side of the hall like how we dont allow love from other clans. *THIS IS WHY EVERYONE LOVES US*)
Random cat: so what do you want for breakfast? GHost cat: *the souls of the innocent!!!!* Shadowsight: a bagel Ghost cat: *NOOOOOOO!!* Shadowsight: two bagels
“We can solve this by having you never speak again” Classic Tigerstar the second! (That- that’s the dad’s name, right?) It’s a lot like “I need to find a way to fix this. And by ‘I need to find a way to fix this’ I mean I need to make somebody else, fix this” from “Tigerheart makes some hasty life choices”
I think the only thing worse then Breezepelt's crimes is his mess of a character. One book, he's a poor widdle baby, the next he's Thistleclaw, than he's Zuko, than back to Thistleclaw for three straight books, and then he's suddenly a modal citizen, all with absolutely zero connection to each other. Don't anyone show the Erins a DreamWorks movie or else their heads would explode.
Starclan: Hello. It’s me Starclan, here to read your thoughts Shadowpaw: You can do that? Tell what I’m thinking about right now Starclan: No I can’t do that Me: Why say you can if you can’t
Star clan- I am here to tell u cats who have done crimes Shadow paw- BreezePelt Starr clan- no Shadow paw- BreeZe pELt Star clan- no Shadow paw breeeeeezzeeeeeeeee pelllllllllllllllllt Star clan *just done so goes to annoy BrambleStar*
Ashfur, the magnificent blonde teenage StarBucks mascot, annoying some halfclan child for 1 and a half minutes until the child goes and snitches on them to his Emoclan father