I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)
LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!
I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.
Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.
Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖
You know what sucks... The 99cent store... Where everthing is NOT 99cents except the shelf closest to the floor... Every thing else is about $5.99-12.99
I was roflmao. I lived in raytown for about 4 months. Got pulled over so much.... Then I moved to KCMO and got pulled over about 6 days a week lmao. They hated those Arkansas tags!
Dear VidAngel, I'm amused by the irony of having to sit through 1,000,001 Disney+ ads, when Disney's the only reason that comes to mind for why you'd think you need that many in one video. Thanks, regardless, for the comedy. Best of luck.
I've read several comments about the, and I quote "Mormon Censors" at around 10:15 what exactly does that mean in this context? I am new to this channel, as in I just discovered it 2 days ago. When I see something say full show and they edit out a joke not once but twice, badly and leave bits of it in, and make it look like he's having involuntary movements on the stage instead of clean cutting it out... that seems silly. Anyone here from this audience? What was said? When was this filmed?
I’ve done that! My son will call and we start talking to me and his wife! Sometimes I don’t know if he’s talking to me or her! I have told him I’ll go so you can talk to his wife! ,
S.S. Satanic.. Funny you should mention that name.. that's what I always lovingly called my ex-wife's SUV. P.S. I cannot stop giggling, thinking about the accidental flushed sock being found in the swimming pool.. LMAO!
@Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣 Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33
"Don't forget you can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]
The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.
The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.
It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,
It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!
He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.
I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.
Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace
@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)
Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience. I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL. I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!
My mom worked for Kmart my whole childhood. Imagine hearing over the sound system "Stop dragging your sister by the feet!" or "Kids, those wheelchairs are not rollercoasters, please put them back where they belong!" and it wasn't always mom saying it! Lol
-“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”
Get Premium if you're on a phone and can't ad block. Definitely worth the money and you get additional features like playing in the background (great for those podcasts on yt) and downloading.
