Shameful Sequel Beatdown (w/ 

This review was originally posted in April 2013, and this is a re-edited version that runs 6m 10s shorter than the original version. This was one of several collaborations I've had with Mike Jeavons (who also runs a film channel called Film Thought). I've also appeared in his film Nerdquest and the short Internet Dating with Me, and this episode was a spin-off of his show Shameful Sequels, where he played a character version of himself (and also used a head-on-a-stick puppet to parody me, which is referenced here). Nerdquest: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Hwci7Xa8cng.html Internet Dating and Me: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_3qcZl2jDG0.html This episode was partially re-constructed. I found the original Vegas project file, but had long ago deleted the on-camera and voiceover recordings. Thus I have edited in and upscaled the original render into the project to substitute those missing files, but gives me more flexibility in re-editing film footage and photos and text render out natively, as opposed to having scaling artefacts. Changes are as follows: - Now in 720p! - *NEW* voiceover for my off-camera lines. This was one of the episodes from my angry period, and I have redubbed it to make it less draining and excessive. I used a different microphone than the ones I normally use, so let me know what you think. - Film footage has been re-encoded and upscaled for better quality, or as much as I can from a DVD. This did end up throwing my edits out of sync, so I had to manually fix those. - Episode audio has been cleaned up and enhanced as best as I can. Because I didn't have Mike's original lines, the intro/outro still have some background music, and occasionally you'll hear computer noise I couldn't clean away. - Film clips have been reduced, either through cuts or slow-motion. Some substitutions and additional shots have been added too. These reflect the majority of changes, 4 minutes just went from clips alone. - Flash frames have been reduced in intensity to make it safer for viewers. The opening disclaimer has been altered to reflect this. - An insensitive line has been cut. - Music has been replaced. This review has been restored to coincide with my review of My Spy, which is next up, and from the same director. Enjoy!

19:08-19:16 This joke has aged like a fine wine.

Fun fact I use to listen to bad movie beat down in a work pick up truck while working safety in the oil fields of Canada on the night shift it helped pass hours in the winter.

At least Eddie Murphy found his mojo again recently with 'Dolemite is My Name'.

*Good old classic collaboration between two British people*

That To Boldly Flee zing never gets old.

I like to imagine this film was all just a surreal nightmare Carla had after the events of the first film.

I miss Shameful Sequels...

Alan Partridge: [going through his bond collection] "Let Die”, “Golden”, “Raker”, “Eyes Only”, “Pussy”, “Daylights”, [said with disgust] “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps”, what’s this doing here? Sonja: I got it for 99p’s in a brilliant charity shop called Scope. Even funnier when you realise that episode only aired 2 years after this came out so it was already infamous and in a charity shop for next to nothing!

Woof. After the hamster incident, Larry Miller is going to need some therapy.

Filmbrain "Hello and welcome to shameful sequal beatdown Mike Jeavons " And I am a British person " I like they said that

Damn I love me some classic Film Brain 🙂

I’m sure that the amount of hair that was on these two’s heads here is sitting in a canister deep in Film Brain’s closet (it fits with the sudden making himself at home in this video at least)

I feel like they never made Buddy a scientifically created man-dog hybrid because the filmmakers didn't want to face the wrath of Jeff Noon's lawyers

"Because that's exactly how science works!" Oh, we left science behind a long, long time ago. You might as well ask where all that extra mass came from when the hamster grew giant-sized. Or where most of Buddy Love's mass went when he turned into a toddler. And wouldn't farting in a space suit just make it swell up like a balloon? Space suits are airtight, after all. That's kind of the whole point.

I take it that a lot of producers and writers really do love the idea of making animals giant, or making giant anything in general considering the third Honey I Shrunk the Kids did that with the baby and also obviously the hamster was a Goosebumps homage. I mean one of the Monster Blood books does have a hamster grow to giant size (i.e Cuddles) and that hamster is one of the Goosebumps mascot characters that is featured in merchandise. Also you're right about Buddy not being a gene in the original, he's an alternate personality/alter-ego.

I don't blame Peter Segal cause he's got great comedies behind him, but the screenwriters really dropped the ball

This prequel to Madea is much stranger than I thought it would be. Then again, the Madea movies were strange enough as it is...

Well, Jada Pinkett took one look at the script and ran for the hills!

22:00-22:18 I'm guessing the writers and director probably had the actors at gunpoint, whenever they thought of protesting.

Ah, a classic! So glad it's been re-uploaded for all to enjoy!

I just realized Tyler Perry stole Eddie Murphy's shtick, ouch lol.

Eddie Murphy saved SNL from getting canned. I have to remind myself that each time I lose faith in him after movies like this.

I like how you guys mixed your intros and sign offs. Thought they merged very well

I remember this was the first movie I ever walked out on. My mom was a big fan of Eddie Murphy and we had seen the first movie together which I thought was pretty funny. I was maybe 13 or so and my mom took me to the movie theaters with her to see the sequel. Needless to say I didn't enjoy the movie. It was somewhere around the point that the grandma was trying to have sex with Buddy Love that I walked out. Mom was so upset but I just couldn't sit there any more of that crap. I snuck into Hallow Man and watched it while she finished Nutty Professor 2. Hallow man wasn't great, but was 100x better then nutty professor 2.

This movie, Pluto Nash, I Spy, The Haunted Mansion, Norbit, Meet Dave and A Thousand Words are easily the top seven worst Eddie Murphy films. The 2000s was not his decade.

This was THE VERY FIRST movie I ever saw in theatres...when I was like 5. With my grandpa and my cousins. Yeah...

Really like this one. You two have great chemistry and the film is a ripe target. I still have a soft spot for the original but Eddie Murphy was wasting his talent in this and other movies at the time [though this is a step up from Norbit, surely one of the worst films to be Oscar nominated [for make up]!]. Glad to see he's coming back with Dolemite.

You wouldn't, by any chance, happen to have a review of Norbit or Meet Dave saved on a hard drive somewhere? Those would be prime candidates for a Beatdown!

I'm going to be laughing all day after watching this

I once made a pitch idea for a "Nutty Professor III: Spread the Love". Where it shows the same glowing blue fountain from the end of The Nutty Professor II being barfed on by a toddler, crapped on by a flying bird, sneezed on by a guy with flowers, and whizzed on by a hobo. Then everyone's germs caused a countless army of different types of Buddy Loves to rise out of the fountain and wreak havoc on the entire city. Sherman hears about this and creates a glowing green anti-germ medicine that is both a miraculous healing tonic and evaporates Buddy if it touches him. He uses it to save the world that Buddy has taken over to the point where he even became president. The nightmare sequence: Sherman is dressed as Neo and the Buddy Loves are Agent Smith clones, it parodies the crowd fight scene from The Matrix Reloaded.

Considering there is a youth formula in this movie, I thought the movie was setting up a mystery that Buddy Love has been seen in the city again and Sherman thought he had a relapse. But then the twist is Sherman's father has secretly taken the youth serum and turned into his on version of Buddy love. It would be a decent mystery and it would take advantage of all the Klumps being played by the same actor.

Spare us nutty professor 3!

18:56-18:59 *plays clip of buzz lightyear choking* #2 *also plays a clip of Batman saying poison gas*

Bad Movie Beatdown and Shameful Sequels together. Epic.

The year 2000 was a dark time for comedy.

Thoughts as I watch along: 2:06 - This is a local review for local people 83. 4:27 - Well I'm not gonna kinkshame! 6:25 - Ah yes, tanktops and shorts. The perfect outfit for not-scientists to tell you how not-smart and not-expert they are! 8:37 - Ah, explosive flatulence. Must be a Gemini. 9:14 - I swear, so many of these "Comedy" filmakers are obsessed with sex! Though I suppose my position as Grey-Asexual kind of puts a bias there. 12:34 - I find your lack of Furry Bait disturbing, movie! 12:50 - You think that's bad? Just wait until you see what happened a New Horrorfield! 14:00 - That's... not how dogs behaved. Unless the reverse aging made the dog completely forget about toilet training. Plus apparently he's just not-human enough to not know how to use toilets! 18:55 - Animaniacs did this joke but better. 19:12 - This joke has only become MORE relevant with time XD.

Will Mike Jeavons ever review a sequel again?

21:26-22:01 I hope to fucking god that _that_ wasn’t supposed to be a reference to Cuddles the Hamster from Goosebumps!

Earl Boen! What the hell are you doing here? Janet Jackson, Larry Miller, and everyone else. You guys really needed to fire your agents.

More beatdown please!!

The first movie was a Sunday staple in local TV movie showings when I was a kid, so I watched it growing up at least twice. They might have aired this one at some point but I don’t remember it, maybe it’s for the better. Wishing to someday see A Thousand Words and Master of Disguise reviewed in this channel.

I guess we finally got the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars...

Please re-edit this review and add CGI Tea to Mike's mug, thanks in advance

I saw both as a kid liked the first second i just remember being a bit disturbed by the second the hamster bit in perticular

Me and my brother are syked for another 'eatdown!

That super bowel sting on Janet.... She'll just never escape that cause internet 😏

Roger Ebert liked this sequel and gave it 3 out of 4 stars. He couldn't be WRONG now, could he?

when mike saw film brain in the kitchen it sounded like he farted lol

If you two ever decide to team up again, I think you should do either The Birds 2: Lands End, Slap Shot 2, Major Leauge 2, Major League: Back to the Minors, Teen Wolf Too, or The Next Karate Kid.

Looking back on this movie, I'm genuinely amazed at how crude it is, especially for a 12/PG-13 rated film. I must've watched both this and the first movie quite a lot when I was a very young kid. How I was allowed to watch both movies is beyond me, especially the second one with its constant dick jokes, sex gags, crude dialogue and its hamster rape scene. What the fuck?

Janet Jackson's dad in this film played George Washington Duke in Rocky 5-another Shameful sequel!

I love when you say I’m a British person

this guy rules

I’m missing context for the beginning but dang this is fun😜 Liked in 2020 7.9.22

The sequel to a remake of a film that never did a sequel because it would have defeated the message of the story. It also decided to double down on scatological and sexual humor to the obnoxious extreme, which sullied both the remake and the original film, the latter of which had none of these, and was better for it. (Sigh) Such a slap on the face of Jerry Lewis's legacy.

I just watched Mike's video on Marmite. I still have no idea what it is but it looks frightening!

Before this, Peter Segal directed Naked Gun 33 1/3.

Such great chemistry between the two men.

Oh god, I remembered not liking the movie when it was released, but I had forgotten how awful and juvenile the movie was. Every joke is aimed at the lowest common determinator. I have a hard time getting through the clips in the review.

I miss Mike doing this shtick...

I haveh't seen The Nutty Professor 2 since I was 13 or 14-years-old and I never realise Janet Jackson and Jadda Pickett-Smith wheren't the same character recasted

0:33 WHAT IS THAT NOISE lol

Old Man from Good time's Beauty and the Beast vs This guy 15:54. Who would win?

The most disturbing thing about this movie was Larry Miller's character developing an attachment to the creature who violently raped him. Just think about the message that sends out...

Oooooh. You guys are two different people.

Are you going to make any new videos, Film Brain?

wait I don't see this one yet

My favorite movie review

Please review An American Werewolf in Paris next.

*Bobcat Goldthwait scream* Exciting

THIS IS AN ODD SEQUEL TO FLUBBER

Can you look at The Sonic OVA🦔🤖

Mike J! wow I miss that guy

Hey I remember this Brittish Person!

Can you look at Gator Face🐊

Slightly better than the Madea movies

I don't want to watch this vid but its either this or go to the market and have my temp taken by some kid trussed up in the latest apocalypse wear.

I suggest you watch the original Nutty Professor which has Jerry Lewis and Kind Hearts And Coronets which has Alec Guinness as 8 different characters.

Do all of the English go bald at 22?

This has early youtube energy

I heard the reason why Jada Pinkett wasn't in this movie is because she was pregnant at the time

21:58

Can you look at a Dinosaur movie called Baby Secret Of The Lost Legend🦕

Review Norbit

News update The Nutty Professor is getting another reboot

Can you look at a Shark movie called Creature🦈

Why not do Norbit!

By the way Film Brain there's actually an unrated version of Nutty Professor 2

jeez, 105 minutes. you ain't getting them back.

I thought something about this movie was off back when I saw it in theaters. Knowing that it was done by the American Pie guys made everything make a LOT more sense. It's way too raunchy compared to the original and a lot less witty.

I got a feeling that if the Shameful Sequel Beatdown of the Matrix films get uploaded the gay joke at the end will be cut.

damm mikes lost a lot of weight

Cletus the slack jawed yokel

Hey man. Great review. I really love your content that you put out. I know this was back in 2013, but you and Mike Jeavons did a great job doing this collaboration review on this. As for my thoughts on Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, I also hated this movie. The Nutty Professor (1996) was one of my favorite movies growing up and watching the sequel was such an embarrassing mess. I really love Eddie Murphy, but this is one of his very worst movies. Great job and keep up the good work. :)

They’re British?! 😂

"It's funny because they are fat"

Can you look at the Street Fighter animated movie🔥🤛🏻💀

I don’t know what hurts more, Janet Jackson as a profesor or Black panther’s sisters dialogue 😂

Ugh, I recently watched this one again and I'm sure that it was worse this time.