Shane Gillis vs Big Jay (Basketball Matchup RECAP) 

Glad you posted this recap

Thanks!

I wanna see him drugging big jay lol

someone already did it better

You do good work, @NotShaneGillis. Not much…but good.

The "married 2 black women" literally made me lol 😂😂😂

I knew he was currently married to one, hilarious he actually married 2

2?! 😂

So many people are delusional about how the level of athlete that D1 entails. They think that it’s a close caliber to their “good buddy who’s swole af bro” or “my cousin is NASTY at basketball” or even “I played in high school” .. they just dont fucking get thats genetic lottery level of elite usually. Shane ripped and in shape in his prime was probably a thing most people have not fucked with. Also, I’m happily on the Gillis dick, but, I’m mostly just making a point that Big Jay was a bitch about this and its not surprising Shane wrecks lol

Bro so hilarious... AND accurate...

Bender in The Breakfast Club was a bitch that was all talk too

THAT'S FUCKING PERFECT

That is exactly what I pulled out my phone to comment. May God bless you and yours.

LMAO

Why is a guy with fingerless gloves talking trash about anything sports related?

2:22 amazing 😂

​@@redacted5035*SAD BOY LOUIS*

Still looking for the ball

Tbf, Luis’s brain was already kind of gooey even before that awesome fake.

That was some and1 mixtape shit

Draven lmao

THE draven

Wait what?

@@Jsmithy69you’re a dragon human hybrid bro

THE DRAVEN

Cooked like a stuffed ham

Yeah right!! Idve been ok with losing if we played basketball!! WTF did you do then!! He was the one who was running his mouth so hard at the beginning!!

Yeah what a child. Hilarious.

I feel he's probably not used to competing by the looks of him. Not used to losing

​@@sirclifforddrakemalcolmjac5870to be fair he kinda just tromped around the court and stood, not really playing basketball

Bro first thing I thought. 😂

Jay and Gomez of are insecure and trying to prove something. Matt and Shane are just having a good time fu*cking around and downing some BL's.

It's like the sandlot.

“Style” over substance is perfectly LoS. Unfunny clowns.

😂

Ur pfp made me realize Mccuskie’s got a little Jimmy Kimmel in him

He gets it from his wife

​@@NotShaneGillisThat's gay!

He's cultured bro

Black by association

Even on the first step back three he barely missed, you know they were like oh shit we can't do that... it's gonna be a long game lol

@@Bentley7Cruizeyou can tell tho as a kid Matt got the ball stripped constanly lmfaooo those heavy ass high handles 😭😭. He even admits this is the cast lmao early episodes he talks about his basketball days😭😭

@@Lucky-sh1dm he's got a weird looking jumpshot. I'm sure he'd get clowned on that too if it didn't work lol. The most surprising thing to me was that shane didn't only use his height. He looked sloppy but shane actually had moves in the post.

@@stephengrigg5988 facts Shane had solid footwork. Shades of Hakeem out there

Jumper was pure loo

He never grew past 14 years old. Emotional and style-wise i mean

@@jackburton3701dr drew enters the chat

When u look like that, yes

Jay deadass thought he could hang in the post with the big dawg, insanity

Luis was awesome

@@highlybaked8417 I bet Jay deep down believe that if he didn’t do comedy could’ve been an athlete.

He did lol Blastin dabs def helps with that but he kept cool lol

It'd been even better if they were like genuinely upset and angry... Like almost throwing a genuine tantrum...

You haven’t seen his special? it’s genuinely hilarious. The bit about covering his dead dad up so the cops don’t know he has a small one was funnier than anything Shane’s ever done

@@johnlocke4715 when I was younger I was on a school trip to Toronto. One morning I was following an older couple a few blocks to get a drink. As we approach and intersection the husband stopped before stepping into the street and this 70+ year old woman did not. Just as she stepped in the street a public bus was racing to beat the red light and narrowly missed just flattening her. Problem is busses have wide mirrors at old lady head height and this buss mirror flipped her head 180 in a blink of an eye. She flopped into the gutter already dead and I watched this old man realize the love of his life just died in nasty muddy snow slush filled puddle. I can still remember him whimpering and the way he yelled out LAURA! Before doink! Dead. That horrific scene when I was only 12 years old was infinitely more funny than anything Jay has said ever.

Agreed. And I say that as somebody who thinks he’s one of the funniest guys alive haha

@@johnlocke4715 dont have kids

@@johnlocke4715 what crack are you smoking. unless this is sarcasm

Dudes loyal as fuck lol. That was his team winning the natty

Gardini's a little instigator 😂

That was great. I wish the shaman talked more shit afterwards lol

Gard Dawg coming in clutch

@brando2118 it's not in this video but Shane and Luis briefly got in eachothers faces and it was heated

WE GOT JAYS

All time comment 😂

WE GO FULL SPEED

HALF ASSING IT OUT HERE WE GO FULL SPEED

WE GOT GUYS

Pick and roll.

Deservedly so 😂

Shane is actually a mean bully somewhere in there, sometimes it still cones out lmao. Thank fuck his life fell apart so he become a funny, light-hearted dude, could have been dropping bombs on Baghdad.

Shane identifies as an athlete and draws self esteem from it, which is normal and fine. Then jay talks shit on that in front of a bunch of people. I would have played with my food too😂

Now he's at the bitter phase of that. The one where he tells ppl everything he's done for them as a manip.

Dunning Kruger effect

Bert Kreischer levels of self awareness.

It seems like they only could have won if they had a 3rd player which is a long way of saying "us both couldn't beat you both."

Eh that's all of us though.

You haven’t seen him almost fight Barstool dude?

@@lovefool.99 I have, but I seem to remember him not being the angry one in that, it was all the other guy, Shane was messing around and the guy got crazy heated. Perhaps I’m mistaken.

@@AdNLB Shane got pretty mad and was ready to fight the guy

@@lovefool.99other way around.

​@@lovefool.99naw bro, i distinctly remember Shane sitting there, stroking his scraggly beard while the guy pretty much squared up and egged him on. Shane sat there calmly before saying "why is this guy trying to fight me". He was mad fs, talked some shit, but definitely didn't try to fight the guy.

😂😂

and then ozempic as soon as it came out, dudes a cornball

@@okk7306 the illist gillis puttem in a body bag

Thats so fucking hilarious sad. Like, what a fat guy set of actions😂

omg LOL that probably means in his mind he thought "that match would have gone completely different if I was still in my prime. OH WAIT!, I could return to my prime with some TRT".

Always saw him on guy code when I was a teenager and thought he was hilarious 😂

We need Dan commentating more

Everyone there knew Shane was right but they dont want to upset Jay because while he can pick on others with ease he cant take it. There was no way Jay would admit to anything. He kept asking people to repeat their questions if they were too accusatory or too direct for him to answer without seeming bitchy. He got mopey and held helping out Shane's career over him about a bball game.

Never been more proud to see Matts jumper as smooth as Melos

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Matt’s guitar solo riff is a close second

McCurry

Probably how he got his black wife

Full MacGyver

@@zackamig4446 We all thought it.

The shaman has a nice jump shot. Praise be.

yeah why make the bet then? Jay is weird

He said since they lost the 3rd person it was no longer a basketball game. Don make since

you spelled "total pussy' wromg @@tiananman

@@GrrillaFinger yeah I think he might have smoked himself stupid.

Yikes ? It was a goofy basketball game for content . The only yikes is you thinking this wasn’t just ball busting after

He was the coolest dressed out there 😂😂

The elbow jumper is money. Great form. Dude was probably a Nash fan when he was younger.

11-0? 😂 yeah, real legit

He was cooking

@@MoonmanSpacejamwhat are you taking about?

😂😂😂comment is pretty classic!

Hahahahahaha

I know brutha that’s my bad, slicing up hours of footage I skipped over it somehow

that shit is so funny...

"Jay, I never commited to this." "You s-said... youd do everything you could to probably be there" LOL

​@@jackburton3701lmao

Yea he really believed he was some sort of baller lol

the day a female cop kicks his ass is the day he kills himself.

He's got that competitiveness, something I wish I had in sports

You can also tell Matt can hoop a bit I mean Luis and jay were embarrassingly bad but shaman had some handles

More like little sister. Jk jk

Wait What? This is litteraly the other way around.. older brothers always act like this when their time is up

@@sebastianjacobsen727 “Fine, but it’s Fume paying you” Bro the whole time they sound like 11 yo kids that got their asses whooped in MK for the 1000th time.😭 Hopefully they’ve matured.

ESPN needs to hire him

A natural

Looking like a washed up smash mouth

True, but how often does he do it? Name up and comers that he has put down based off their stand up?

The game has passed him by

​@@SCOODAMcGOODA Yeah that guy is just saying emotionally driven nonsense.

hes not from any era of comedians. hes a hack.

Not just that. Delusion is one thing. Lashing out at others, lying and sulking over having your delusion shattered is wild

Bert Kreischer v Big Jay basketball

The Goth Ostrich wiggling his bird legs under his egg shaped torso. Id love to see Jay try to move around faster than walking

2k

Erin Go Bragh!

Yeah it's in the eyes when they get mad.

i love Shane's work but were do u get ur info? He did not write for SNL, he was hired to host and was fired the same day it was announced. "Honorably discharged decorated veteran" Wtf are you smoking? He went to West Point for less than a year then quit, he never served in any capacity.

@@verakoo6187Woooosh. Apparently you don’t get that Shane himself says that while he technically did all those things, he also never really “did” those things. It’s a running joke. Step back from the keyboard and try going outside.

Lmfao it really was a Krab swirl

Matts jumper pretty like Melo

The sultan of swish

Loved watching him hit a couple jumpers

His friends wont let him do another bet again.

And justified

it was definitely the day he decided not to resign

That whole year Dan was getting annoyed with Jay and Christine’s BS, then this happened. Lost all respect for Jay(no clue, but one can dream lol)

@@danielpenrodii2389 If the timeline I remember is correct this whole incident was what pushed Dan to quit HIS SHOW. The Bonfire started as "the Dan Soder Show" and he had Jay host with him for a few shows and they had good chemistry so they turned it in to a duo. Then Jay turned it in to the Jay & Christine bitch fest and drove Dan away. Dan left because the show was now ruining their friendship, and instead of trying to make shit better in the hopes of getting Dan to stay, Jay killed the show by continuing his big cuck energy cowtowing to his hole.

@@AnsticePalo I was just joking lol

​@@AnsticePalo Can I have whatever drugs you're on because that comment is cooped out.

Not as big as the stain in his shorts after that game.

Legacy? Dudes a whale in the worst sense. never laughed at anything he’s said

@@tsikada luckily, humor is subjective

@@MrJvcksxnhumor is not subjective

I legit can't laugh at him making fun of others anymore. He's funny but after his reaction all I can hear when he riffs on someone is him whining like a girl after the game. He can dish it out but can't take it.

That couch ain't 20 years old Shane dropped racks on that thing. He said I'd was the nicest thing he has lol

Idk, those legion of skanks live shows are goated bro lol but I love Matt and Shane

Ouch

nah

They’re both awesome podcasts.

Just at first glance

He admits too only d1 because of his size 😂

What he play and where?

@mattjones6323 he went to Westpoint I believe O line. Quit 3 weeks in because it was harder than high-school.

@@odnewdylee I see. Well anyone pretty much can go try out for a school like that. They don't even give football scholarships. He isn't a d1 athlete.

Your name describes Jay in this situation perfectly

@@jackburton3701 Lol, it does. I thought about this again the other day, and it’s not necessarily him thinking he’s athletic that’s hilarious, but unskilled people being really competitive is what gets me.

He knows how to be the butt of the joke, and shit on himself. Hell that is basically how he made his career

Luis is the man, dude. Coke magic and the gravitron are coated same as the poddies with Mullen and dillon

lol yea that extra man woulda made a difference

Just would've meant they had two duds on defense and 2 duds on offense.

Yea I definitely should’ve included that. I was kind’ve tired of editing by the last segment and missed a few things

@@NotShaneGillisyou can always do an updated version down the road . Cus this story needs to be documented and will live forever

@@worldview3182 possibly, not sure what would be added though. I’ve heard Big Jay started testosterone. They took forever to pay. And Dave’s clip.

Jay got REAL angry at that evidence

He got it, maybe not a physical injury but that wound is very real XD.

This is up there. As others mentioned, it was the final mail in the coffin for the bonfire

"ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No. Jay just thought he was MORE athletic

He wishes he was Kiefer Sutherland from The Lost Boys. Not joking. He based some of his dress after that movie