Shayne And Damien's Personal News 

525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice

"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing

0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.

11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

We need more personal news.

I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating

There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.

2023: they never told the story of misss Diane

I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.

Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen

Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite

“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time

I could watch these guys do this forever

CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS

Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!

I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh

This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better

I like how back talking is the second most difficult

Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un

"Eventually" got me.

Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol

I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...

9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke

Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!

No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.

not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"

9:48 what a prediction!!

Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see

The one dislike is Tilda Swinton

Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂

I love these two together man

9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past

Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke

the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best

these two need a show together!

this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.

This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣

I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves

They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her

miss this segment sooooo much

i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job

I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD

This literally had me crying at work, omg

I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious

they have got to bring this back with angela and chance

9:47 they predicted Angela

Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!

Damian is so good at writing these

i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽

Can we please have this just be a show on its own

This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr

These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...

So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh

Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.

I love watching these compilations!

I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly

This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too

We stan nonbinary neil

They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)

Bring back personal news

BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((

Amazing!

"You guys are weird" haha

The first one was fantastic 😂😂

We need this segment to come back

Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch

i think about these segments at least once a day

Bring this back

God i wish they would start doing this again

I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp

came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing

I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other

We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...

This is hilarious

More personal News!!

we still haven’t heard about miss diane

Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.

Miss Diane story.

Still waiting for my pudding...

Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien

This is fucking hilarious lmao

Can we please get a 2021 news......

When are y’all bringing this back?

They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.

I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢

I need somebody to put all of the scripts of these and do an AI and see what pumps out

Is this an official smosh channel?

Damien would kill as a stand up comedian

Have they told the story of Miss Diane yet??

What video was the first part from?

What show was this part of?

Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM

I miss this show!!! Preparing for the worst 🤣🤣🤣

What show is this from?

2:00 11:50 13:15 16:40 17:14

Why have they stopped it..?

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