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I admit it. I do everything in my power to not do #2 at work! However, I highly encourage keeping an emergency pouch at work. It should contain flushable wipes; air freshener; feminine hygiene products; pain reliever, etc. Best to be safe than sorry.
Yeah, I try not to as well. But just in case of an emergency, I try to keep all I need with me including Clorox wipes to wipe everything down before I lay the paper cover down
They had this single bathroom in the far corner on the second of the science building that was always clean well stocked and looked unused. That was my emergency bathroom for poops and periods. Now the bathrooms in some of the other campus restrooms 🤢
Lol I love how gen z goes through some of the most embarrassing and depressing situations and their first instinct is to record themselves. There’s a chance they weren’t even looking at shoes and they would’ve gone to another bathroom due to the smell. She could’ve hid herself but she started recording 😂😂
The fact that she doesn't know to a) check the stall for paper before she sits down, and 2) flush right after she starts, to prevent the bathroom from getting stunk up, is a testament to just how young she is.
Please...I've been in the bathroom with some old heifers that didn't have the decency or common sense to flush the toilet before they stunk up the whole bathroom.🤦🏾♀️🤷🏽♀️
@@floriaabney3146 yep, did it on my job, 30 years older than me. You walk in the bathroom after her and right back out. You already know Ms. C just left 😂
Chile, that was me a few months ago at work (which is a high school). Thankfully, I carry toilet wipes and fragrance spray in my work tote bag. Picked the stall right by the open window too. The entire thing took about 5 mins and nobody was the wiser
Ya'll should not be holding in your poop you're messing up your gut. Just go to the toilet when it is time to go. Some people do this and end up severely constipated and having poop in their system for a month. I know quite a few people that only go to the toilet every few days, and they look bloated and large constantly. A lot of my family have gastrointestinal issues. That will not be me! I go when my body tells me it is time to go! I always carry flushable scented wipes along with a toilet freshener spray (poo-pourri). I refuse to mess up my healthy gut.
Oh man this reminds me of when I was in 7th grade.. having a period was new to me and I felt something in the morning but everytime I asked someone if there was anything behind me everyone said no… So because I didn’t want to use public restrooms I just took their word when everyone said NO! So basically, I walked around school the ENTIRE fricken day from morning until afternoon and walked all the way home and there it is when I got home! The BIGGEST BLOOD STAIN ON MY ASS! You wanna know what? I’m 33, but I seriously want a personal apology from every last person who saw and decided to say nothing! Bastards!
That's so sad that in high school you just can't ask for paper out the next stall. Life is hard enough and she had to deal with the trifling girls. I asked my daughter how did she handle that situation. She said when the knocked on the door, she said she would have asked them to throw her some tissue, she said it's a bathroom and sometimes it stinks and nothing is embarrassing about that, she also said period poop cannot be held in.
@@alexe7012 Before hearing my daughter use the term period poop, I didn't know that term existed. When I was younger my violently rejected that part of womanhood. The first two ot three days of my period I was bedridden with excruciating cramps, fever, vomiting, chills, and diarrhea, I had a permanent doctor's excuse at the school during those days I had to keep my body warm as possible. So period poop was probably the least of my concerns. I was just happy as I aged the conditions lessen and I am to function by the time I went to college.
Girl... That XJ900 reference took me back to some painful memories.. Getting hit in the store for the look on my face, getting hit the next morning for not wanting to wear them and literally in tears.. Getting to school and promptly getting suspended for hitting anybody who looked at them or that I thought said something.. Coming home without them and getting hit again.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♀️ Moral of the story, childhood traumas associated with poverty,last a lifetime.. Think about that before bringing kids into this world..
ALWAYS check for tissue BEFORE u squat!! Girl I woulda stayed in the bathroom for the rest of the day then walked home b4 I showed my face or got on the bus smelling like 💩. I just woulda died on the spot. 🤣
These kids can just text their friend to bring them something. Seems like with kids walking around and banging on doors 🤦🏾♀️ they were on break between classes. She should have been texting her bestie to steal a box of tissues from the classroom. 🤷🏾♀️🤣
I will not drive on a full bladder.... But I will drive home if I got to empty the trunk. Or go to the restroom that is far away from the busy part of the building (already been located) or maybe in another building. I've done that.
Now I understand about not having tissue but flushing does wonders. Bath and Body Works has these tiny cans of concentrated spray. Get one with a cotton or linen smell, put it in your purse, bookbag, bra. When you absolutely HAVE to go in a public place you spray a little bit as soon as the door closes behind you so the smell doesn't come from just your stall. You poop, flush, spray; poop, flush, spray.
That needs to be taught like hand washing is. We taught my nieces and nephews when they were about 5 years old. Don’t sit in that stink and be mindful of the next person who has to use the restroom.
This happened to me in elementary school. I had tissue though. Some girls came in but they got quiet trying to make me think they had left,but I was done,and I came out the stall and they bust out laughing. And that is why I don't have any friends to this day. I did learn to keep flushing the toilet so the smell will go away.
@@tlh3 flushing might not make the smell go away simply because you still have the smell coming out of your butt. But flushing when you're releasing, not only masks the plop but it also prevents any further smells from accumulating. I've successfully not caused myself too much attention when pooping in a public bathroom by doing this move. Or do like these ladies are saying and buy some poopourri. That stuff really works
She needs to learn the art of a stealth poop or boo boo as she put it. As soon as it hits the water you flush so it's not just there polluting the air with scent particles, then you wipe as fast as you can and flush again. If your lucky people will just think it's a fart. Note that this doesn't apply if you got the runs, cause there's no way to stealth that.🤣
I was in middle school and not used to my period yet. A girl came up to me to tell me my pants were stained. I had to go into the bathroom and wait for somebody to come back from the office with some pads. I believe my mother had to bring me some clean clothes. I waited in that bathroom stall the whole time. Hoped and prayed that nobody besides that one girl saw it. 😬
In middle school I sneezed and a lot of stuff came out my nose. I was so embarrassed. I was in class and the entire class laughed. Then the teacher said,”Stop! You all think this is funny but it’s snot” the class laughed even louder. I remember that day like it was yesterday and that was about 30 years ago.
On a serious note, little girls I wish would act better and try to be there for their fellow females. At least that’s how I’m raising my girls to be like. I actually feel bad. I’m lucky I had that “crazy” best friend that would beat the breaks off of someone that messed with me in anyway. Sad.
EJ is cracks me up when she cracks up😂😂. I tried not to ever “boo boo” at work & if I did I used the last stall, flushed as I went,sometimes had a small air freshener in my pocket but I NEVER filmed it. These kids I tell ya😂😂😂
Unfortunately I can relate. I used to work in a dentist office that only had two bathrooms, one for the dentist and one for everybody else. I ate something at lunch that disagreed with my stomach so I had to go boo boo, the public bathroom was occupied and the dentist bathroom was in his office. So that was out of the question. Long story short my grandmother lived five minutes away so I left work and went to her house. End of story.
The lil girl in that poor baby came all the way out while describing her situation. Everybody cussing and carrying on and she using polite words. Babygirl get you some wipes.
I wonder if she considered calling the school’s front office and telling them she needed some tp… if I had a phone back then that would have to be the move.
My mother once told me as a little girl that she went to a nightclub and there was a sign that said, " ain't no use in not sitting on this seat, the crabs I left jump 10 feet". Needless, to say I don't do public bathrooms. I just need to go home... quickly.
Oh honey.. People call me the backup girl. I ALWAYS have a handful of napkins and a pack of wipes in my purse. It only had to happen to me once. 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and pads, just in case!!
#1 Keep your handbag or pocket with a pack of facial tissue. #2 If possible check for tissue in the stall before you use it. #3 Flush while you going it will help eliminate the odor. #4 If all else fails raise your feet up be very quiet😅🤣😂 What's the chances they will get on the floor and look under the stall door. Hopefully they will just run back out go to the other restrooms on the other hallway of the school.
Lol by junior year of highschool I got over it. Guys would be funny while I'm the stall like "somebody taking a shit" and I would yell out "Yuppp!" 🤣🤣🤣. It was always funny. Because my stomach ain't going to be hurting all day, but I ainy never use a stall without no toilet paper lol... I always checked the stall first
My momma roller set my hair for school picture day. On natural hair. In 1995. In the deep SOUTH. It was my 8th grade graduation pictures. I can never forget. I looked like James Brown by second period and refused to come out of the bathroom. Two of the very sweet popular girls (whose mom let them get a perm and wear their hair long and OUT) helped me tame it into a low bun with water and gel. I looked like a 12 year old boy with that graduation cap on tho 👀 👀 😢 HORRIBLE.
I decided I was going to wear my highest wedges to school, cause I thought was cute! During lunch, I was just giving that cafeteria my best walk and then unthinkable!! I slipped with a try full of food, I went down and food went up 😂😂! Thank God I didn’t get food on me, I jumped so quick and walk right out of that cafeteria! 😂😂😂
Always, always, always keep a small pouch in your purse or backpack which contains wet wipes, Poopouri toilet spray, feminine products (pads/tampons), and pain meds, because you just never know.
I agree. I make sure my daughter has a kit with all the essentials in it. She use to carry Tylenol or ibuprofen during her time of the month but they did a bag check at school and took it. The school called me to come get that small bottle of Tylenol that only holds 5 or 6 pills. Also, if she goes to the nurse for cramps they only offer heating pads which my daughter days does not work. Make it make sense. She is in highschool.
If you're using a public restroom, the secret to countering that smell is everytime you drop one, flush. If you allow it to sit, the smell travels. Now, you ever taken a shet that just won't flush no matter how many times you try and now you're just camping in the toilet and everyone out there is wondering why you've been gone for so long 🥴
See, part of being a student is learning which bathrooms gets used the least at certain periods of the day. You walk the extra steps; you put climb extra steps. If you gotta carry some tissue in your backpack, do it. The key to successful boo-boos is flushing quickly. The longer you take to flush, the worse it will be. Take it from an auntie!
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They came in the bathroom, heard me pushing, smelled the boo boo and started making noise about it. I tried to wait them out before coming out the stall but the They waited to see who I was and left out of the bathroom snickering and telling others that I took a booboo in school.
I was in high school in the south in the 70's. We had a different kind of mean group back then. She had her phone. I hope she has at least one good friend who she could call or text that would come to her rescue. If you find out how this ended, let us know. Bless her heart.
Thank goodness my job has standalone bathrooms in addition to bathrooms with stalls! There's 1 on each floor of the building, so if my floor is occupied, I just go to another floor to take a boo boo 🤣
Right....I would go to a whole another building if I can make it with some type of spray & use the stand alone stall along with doing courtesy flushes if I know it's finna go down at work 😂
This is when I should have known my son was most likely a sociopath. Why you say? Not only did he take multiple bowel movements at school, but he takes ALL his clothes off when he does.🤦🏿♀️🥴🤣🤣🤣
Bathroom rules #1- Check the stall for TP & seat covers #2- Check the 🚽 toilet seat to see if it's clean 😲, #3 carry purse perfume for bathroom issues , that's what I've done JR HS through adulthood! 👍🏾
By 1:50 of this video babe I was in tears, ya hear me?! Tears! I could feel this baby’s trauma, but EJSpeaks made me laugh. This was me in elementary school, because the way my colon is set up what you ain’t gone eva tell her is ‘wait til we get home’. Nope, she got go now! My purse stays stocked with everything needed. But, of course, the group of ‘it girls’ caught me and the ring leader was one of my cousins. Now, at the time, we didn’t realize we were related, but to this day, it takes all the power of heaven to keep my face from calling her names when we see each other. My mouth do okay, but my facial expressions still need deliverance. 😅
It has never occurred to me to record embarrassing moments but i do have one and am willing to share it now since it happened in the late 1990s. My gym pants split during class (on the day I was wearing more revealing garments...everybody saw my butt cheeks) no one told me until I was back in the locker room. Thank goodness we only had beepers/pagers back then.
I wish adults would feel that way at work! Every morning..."they got to take a boo boo" 🤣😂. I don't understand how people booty that stank in the morning
I don't know why I haven't learned my lesson. I stay drinking coffee in the morning & the worst is having to boo boo after you've already showered😫then you after to turn around & wash your butt again 🤦🏽♀️ Needless to say.....I need to get my shyt together (pun intended)💩
On top of everyone else with the great suggestions about having an emergency poop kit, I’d like to add that IF it’s possible, please do a test flush. My toilet wouldn’t flush after a massive emergency poo and I had to call the front desk at my job and request maintenance. I was so embarrassed that the flush I could feel taking over my face dried out my eyeballs.
Not having a gallbladder has trained me to when you got to go you go. You have no other choice. Also my 16yr old son absolutely downright refuses to use the bathroom at school. He makes a B line straight to the bathroom as soon as he walks in the door.
EJSpeaks, no I don't remember having a BM in school but I was embarrassed when I had some feminine products in my purse and a boy snatched my purse and threw them around in the class. 😆Do you remember when Champion Shoes were sold at Payless Shoes? Children would get teased about those shoes. Now even the celebrities wear Champion shoes and clothing. 😆
"if ever there was a time you wanted to be Nemo... just get lost in the ocean..." That sentence alone, took my breath away. I Flatlined. Twice. 🐟😆🤣😂😭😭😭😭💀🥀🤣💀🥀
Because of stuff like this I could boo boo for like 1.5 weeks during basic training in the Army... no lie. I straight thought I was gone die. Then I was just like forget it. I announced to everyone imma go boo boo and went in. If they came in it was they own fault. It was a public bathroom with stalls. From then on we all let each other know and we was good.🤷🏿♀️
I didn't have any crazy moments like this in high school but I do remember one a friend of mine had. I went to a large school so lunch times were VERY crowded. A young lady I knew at the time thought she was being cute with the long luxurious fake ponytail. Now I don't remember all of the details but I think she was talking some hot stuff to someone in the middle of the cafeteria because I do remember the whole room was looking at her. She was right in the middle of her neck roll hand clap "what you not go do" rant when her ponytail fell off and floated softly to the floor revealing the smallest of all duky ball pony tails.......the room went silent.........and she just ran......she ran for her life. She didn't even pick up the hair. The room erupts in laughter. People are on the floor laughing. Some random girl picked up the hair and started passing it around. The embarrassment of tit all. That was the last time we saw her in the cafeteria.
Picture day! Thought I was looking good in my off white dry silk matching two piece skirt and top. Came out the bathroom with a little extra switch to my step. Wondered why I was feeling a breeze in the back, looked around to the back of my skirt and realized my skirt was tucked up in my pantyhose. WHOLE backside OUT, granny panties showing. Also a bunch of boys got a free peek, and I got that look from them the rest of my school year and beyond.
Gotta stay prepared: Flushable wipes, feminine wipes, tissue, Poopouri spray, Yankee concentrated room spray and a bottle of water. 😂 I REFUSE TO GET CAUGHT SLIPPING LIKE THIS.
Growing up with an older mum taught me to have an emergency kit for everything, needle, thread, safety pin and toilet paper because a lady must not sit on the bare seat in a public bathroom. I avoid public bathrooms and only use in an emergency. Thank you mama.
Teach the children the options when you don’t have toilet paper-socks, panties, shirt under her jacket. Never had to use them, but in case of emergency I would.
I was wondering if they staged this too. Otherwise what high school girl would want to post something like that about herself if it wasn’t for laughs and views?
