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she rejected him because he had 4 inches... (Confessions) 

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@breadophile
@breadophile 11 месяцев назад
this was prolly the best confession ever. bro genuinely funny asf. he gotta start youtube or streaming or sum cuz he ain't got shit else going for him 😭
@proplayaa1
@proplayaa1 11 месяцев назад
Damn, had us in the first half there 😂😂
@KASINXVA
@KASINXVA 11 месяцев назад
@@proplayaa1deadass i thought this was boutta be so positive then he ended on the most disrespectful note possible😭😭
@proplayaa1
@proplayaa1 11 месяцев назад
@KASINXVA fr though 😂😂
@Younghotebony-iw8tc
@Younghotebony-iw8tc 11 месяцев назад
LMFDKDK
@will_9910
@will_9910 11 месяцев назад
You violated bro for no reason 💀
@bigbossrob
@bigbossrob 11 месяцев назад
Thank you mom for having me circumcised at birth, you don’t know how grateful I am for your thoughtfulness during a time when I was completely vulnerable! 👸🏽👩‍👦
@OnlyYBK
@OnlyYBK 11 месяцев назад
Shoutout 2 all the moms
@bigbossrob
@bigbossrob 11 месяцев назад
@@OnlyYBK **all the moms with circumcised sons**
@DixonButs
@DixonButs 11 месяцев назад
“YOU DA REAL MVP”
@Doujxn
@Doujxn 11 месяцев назад
Proudly Uncurcumsimed
@tbonegdk2938
@tbonegdk2938 11 месяцев назад
😢
@theartofthepunch
@theartofthepunch 11 месяцев назад
Show her what 4 can do should be a campaign slogan 😂
@Amb252
@Amb252 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's crazy
@0Him
@0Him 10 месяцев назад
Marketing genius lmao
@deetaylor334
@deetaylor334 11 месяцев назад
I died at “ I need a new my player… Fuck”😂😂
@kingtex4898
@kingtex4898 11 месяцев назад
😂😂
@MattGarcyaDC
@MattGarcyaDC 10 месяцев назад
“I lost half my organs”
@iusen64pad
@iusen64pad 11 месяцев назад
I bet whenever she gets hit bro can feel every stroke where his kidney used to be 💀
@hotboiiofficial7926
@hotboiiofficial7926 11 месяцев назад
😂
@dawens_
@dawens_ 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@afriking
@afriking 11 месяцев назад
He taking splash damage 😭😭
@juansalas5312
@juansalas5312 10 месяцев назад
@@afrikingsplash damage 😭😭😭😭
@tiannabryant2309
@tiannabryant2309 10 месяцев назад
Bro this is wickedddd
@afriking
@afriking 11 месяцев назад
I thought bullying stop after hs, but bro donated his kidney to a bih just for her to get POUNDED by the whole football team, then subconsciously reminds him everyday that she getting passed around while the football players laugh at him, new bih finds out he packing… nothing… and she also tapped in with the football team (meaning both girls getting CHOO CHOOED). Who ever prayed on this man’s downfall won because even being successful won’t let u recover from these damages. Hoping all of this is fake (or exaggerated) because I would kms if I was in his shoes 🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭
@jingleballs9935
@jingleballs9935 11 месяцев назад
Yea this really makes me understand men who are down bad bro. They been getting screwed and not the kind they like.
@justanaverageenjoyer8494
@justanaverageenjoyer8494 10 месяцев назад
I would "unsubscribe" from life bro😭
@DominantalleleYT
@DominantalleleYT 10 месяцев назад
I would get revenge
@swegga4530
@swegga4530 10 месяцев назад
@@DominantalleleYT from who? God himself?
@east9242
@east9242 10 месяцев назад
@@swegga4530murder
@bottomtier3823
@bottomtier3823 11 месяцев назад
Ive never laughed so much during a confession before
@ultimatewarrior15
@ultimatewarrior15 10 месяцев назад
“Last time I got in a relationship I lost half my organs” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nah this whole story was some I’ve the funniest shit I’ve seen on a stream before.
@errorloadinginformation5429
@errorloadinginformation5429 9 месяцев назад
Bro's confidence gives me confidence 😂 life dealt him a series of L's and he's literally laughing it off. Love to see it
@champagnepettis
@champagnepettis 5 месяцев назад
I feel the same way
@Mwanzitelvin
@Mwanzitelvin 10 месяцев назад
This made me realize my problems ain’t as big as they seem
@deetaylor334
@deetaylor334 11 месяцев назад
The fact this man ain’t unalived himself is tough this nigga a soldier😂
@livingincreation
@livingincreation 10 месяцев назад
Agent playing this wholesome ass music but this guy outta revives 😂🫢😬🤷‍♂️
@Just_Killua
@Just_Killua 11 месяцев назад
DATS TUFFF. And the stutter when agent asked about the football team
@SjRaiseUp
@SjRaiseUp 11 месяцев назад
When agent said “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT” did anyone else think of that punisher clip 😂
@joshuarush7969
@joshuarush7969 11 месяцев назад
This man is going through a villain backstory arc
@joshuarush7969
@joshuarush7969 10 месяцев назад
@@tatianadaniel3569 huh
@tatianadaniel3569
@tatianadaniel3569 10 месяцев назад
@@joshuarush7969 do good girls get to have one of those?
@joshuarush7969
@joshuarush7969 10 месяцев назад
@@tatianadaniel3569 I don’t think you’re a good girl if you going through a villain arc
@tatianadaniel3569
@tatianadaniel3569 10 месяцев назад
@@joshuarush7969 so a man is not a good guy if he goes through a villian arc story too, right?
@limitlessunknown8676
@limitlessunknown8676 10 месяцев назад
@@tatianadaniel3569it depends on what villain arc story you tryna go for If you tryna improve yourself from a bad situation in your life and use that as motivation as comeback then thats good If you using it just to get revenge or get back then its bad
@baransimsek5943
@baransimsek5943 11 месяцев назад
I am dead how Agent always put up the music back up again 😂
@deetaylor334
@deetaylor334 11 месяцев назад
No matter how much confidence this man has it’s over bruh he gotta go for the lowest of the low then even then he gonna have to deal wit the fact she lying to his ass
@Pharomid
@Pharomid 10 месяцев назад
I mean the reality is most women on earth probably not gonna dump you over 4 inches, he just meeting thots.
@bee777wrld5
@bee777wrld5 11 месяцев назад
bro he funny asf. he wild tho 😂😂😂
@geomejia8946
@geomejia8946 11 месяцев назад
5’8 180 with one kidney is the reason why😂 get down to 155 shredded af boom now your shit look at lest 5 and half😭
@Boogieman618
@Boogieman618 11 месяцев назад
Fax. I thought I legit had a 3.5 incher but when I lost weight it looks like 6 inches.
@user-vf1zm1ee1l
@user-vf1zm1ee1l 11 месяцев назад
Fax
@Astrothunder_
@Astrothunder_ 11 месяцев назад
Bruh that’s not fat enough to make him lose inches u gotta be as big as old Agent
@quaadirjohnson8519
@quaadirjohnson8519 11 месяцев назад
33:30 bro In the d league
@runeshadowbeth
@runeshadowbeth 11 месяцев назад
Nah real shit I literally heard that if u lose weight u gain the inches u have tucked back. Im 6 1/2 an big( im insecure abt my weight but I am big) an if I lose weight an go towards my goal I can probably be 7+😭. Im just sayin shit is real. An I aint losing weight for woman an shit im just tired of being big an fat
@SpiderMan-qf2ez
@SpiderMan-qf2ez 11 месяцев назад
bro got multiple disadvantages💀
@PhilDoppleganger
@PhilDoppleganger 3 месяца назад
"im not gonna do none of that" was a wild statement
@gaigewhite_cheez8255
@gaigewhite_cheez8255 11 месяцев назад
Ong I’m rewatching this I feel bad for the brotha but this story is mildly funny asf couldn’t stop crying 🤣🤣
@yungjefe3279
@yungjefe3279 10 месяцев назад
How does this guy not have a villain arc story yet?!?
@kaybron7656
@kaybron7656 11 месяцев назад
The girl who took a kidney and dipped don't worry bro if your a shitty person most likely shit is going to be handed right back to her i wouldnt worry😅😅 as for you young bull get your confidence up!!
@thelegacyofgaming2928
@thelegacyofgaming2928 11 месяцев назад
Confidence is tied to dick size. He will never get it up
@JeremiahEfojie
@JeremiahEfojie 11 месяцев назад
How’d she take his kidney
@EmilioMaciel-i6o
@EmilioMaciel-i6o 10 месяцев назад
This guy has a good personality at least😭
@bruhhmomentumm
@bruhhmomentumm 11 месяцев назад
He needs to become a physician and make 3-800k a year. After that, he’ll be having trouble fighting them off. My friends in med school have several women in rotation.
@bro918
@bro918 10 месяцев назад
they dont actually like you or are attracted to you my man they just want your money
@vand44ll
@vand44ll 10 месяцев назад
This was really one of the best confessions of all time😭
@DemonTime08
@DemonTime08 11 месяцев назад
Nah this dude got it he needs to start streaming or sum funny af
@6piece_
@6piece_ 11 месяцев назад
I’m literally in tears bro wtf 😭😭😭
@bikorajay
@bikorajay 10 месяцев назад
I almost cried for bruh! I'm hurt for him. That story is wicked. Stay 💪 my boy. Get ya moneyon, might get to 5 or 6 by te u graduate. Stay positive, jack ur meat more and girth exercise, they work lol. I hope this man trolling
@edwardtimothy3581
@edwardtimothy3581 10 месяцев назад
what is girth exercising?
@Lucken508
@Lucken508 8 месяцев назад
You gone answer the question bro?
@chefdon21
@chefdon21 10 месяцев назад
He’s 5’8, if he goes to the gym he’ll build muscle and it’ll show faster. Size 9 shoes, he can literally get any shoe he wants that’s one of the easiest sizes to get. Keep the car nice and clean even if it’s not the best. It’s not about what you got it about what you do with what you have.
@stuckoncod
@stuckoncod 10 месяцев назад
3 PUMPS PASS☠️ is crazy
@MrUlisescolon
@MrUlisescolon 9 месяцев назад
"Last time I was in a relationship, I lost half my organs..." 😂😂😂
@parkergotkicks7427
@parkergotkicks7427 11 месяцев назад
my shi a solid 4 or 5 type shit maybe 5.5 if the bih bad and only complaint i ever had was some girl tell this other girl that “there was a lot of things to make fun of me for” but she ain’t say it to my face and still hit 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@reupmar7475
@reupmar7475 11 месяцев назад
this was the craziest convo i’ve heard in a minute, n i’ve heard some shii😂
@swingramento9162
@swingramento9162 11 месяцев назад
Offc bro is driving a 128i that explained it all 😂😂😂😂
@WakeUpDan
@WakeUpDan 11 месяцев назад
Praying for bro ong
@jjjokergaming4991
@jjjokergaming4991 11 месяцев назад
That man got one heart left
@Taijuu1
@Taijuu1 11 месяцев назад
not even batman if he beat me within a inch of my life could get this information outta me
@nate4757
@nate4757 10 месяцев назад
Bro genuinely spawned on maximum possible difficulty
@kevinearnell8619
@kevinearnell8619 11 месяцев назад
W Story time. This niqqa need his own Netflix series. Matter fact Tubi. Cuz they have crazy shit like this..... 😂😂😂😂
@1bryson
@1bryson 11 месяцев назад
ts has to be the greatest confession😂
@w00daperky67
@w00daperky67 11 месяцев назад
Learn hip movements and learn how to eat dat mf n u gone be good cuhz They fingers be makin them go crazy so ion kno why she tryna down play yo lil guy
@jinkukuhitacu3044
@jinkukuhitacu3044 11 месяцев назад
First dude is literally so low on health one fly landing on him would take him out
@MrUlisescolon
@MrUlisescolon 9 месяцев назад
Quotables went crazy on this one folks ...
@Ronreaxt
@Ronreaxt 11 месяцев назад
The name reveal was crazy 😂
@fatormabolay847
@fatormabolay847 11 месяцев назад
This isn’t even funny dude this is sad. He shouldn’t be putting his shit out there like that.
@a.v.3531
@a.v.3531 11 месяцев назад
Agent be giving advice from experience
@drewbaby98
@drewbaby98 9 месяцев назад
For this to be the first confession I seen 😂😂😂😂 this is wild 😭😭😭
@SmashtoonGamer
@SmashtoonGamer 10 месяцев назад
Rip my boy, wishing you the best gang 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@jdotloosey
@jdotloosey 8 месяцев назад
What does one do after leaving this call
@ifdgaj
@ifdgaj 10 месяцев назад
Bro got an anime villain backstory
@oscartrusty1855
@oscartrusty1855 10 месяцев назад
The “ gah gah gah” took me out😭😭😭
@___uziwoods6243
@___uziwoods6243 10 месяцев назад
Bro needs to start on of them animation story channels he would make a BAG
@thekingbeki
@thekingbeki 11 месяцев назад
bro needs to get back some way. being down a kidney thats getting pounded and having a hoodie 🍆 with a 4incher is sadness
@stymie4515
@stymie4515 10 месяцев назад
Imagine having to become a billionaire to get ya meat mangled
@toast6997
@toast6997 10 месяцев назад
Lmaooo that’s crazy😭
@limitlessunknown8676
@limitlessunknown8676 10 месяцев назад
even millionaire is fine
@scf828
@scf828 9 месяцев назад
the music is killing me 🤣🤣
@chancefiveless4962
@chancefiveless4962 9 месяцев назад
😂
@RickN40s
@RickN40s 10 месяцев назад
this convo is wild enough but agent eating during this conversation is crazy asf
@salemdhulaie
@salemdhulaie 10 месяцев назад
he should write a comedy
@Kimoyo211
@Kimoyo211 11 месяцев назад
So we just gonna ignore the existence of toys in the room
@limitlessunknown8676
@limitlessunknown8676 10 месяцев назад
using things like dildos as a man is crazy 😭 like theres no point of having a dick anymore atp
@bigbabygaming4924
@bigbabygaming4924 10 месяцев назад
Yo, this is by far the funniest video ever.
@injeramarxism
@injeramarxism 10 месяцев назад
atp he need to move outta state 😭
@OnlyYBK
@OnlyYBK 11 месяцев назад
This is the most funniest shit i seen this week🤣🤣🤣
@kp_cloudy6136
@kp_cloudy6136 10 месяцев назад
bros on 1 hp 💀
@nobertamanze
@nobertamanze 7 месяцев назад
We need a part three😂😂
@ZayyBenz
@ZayyBenz 11 месяцев назад
I’m praying for this nigga bro this is so wild
@Tvb0iiii
@Tvb0iiii 11 месяцев назад
This is some Peter Parker type shit
@lucidmind9676
@lucidmind9676 10 месяцев назад
The soft ass music in the background 😂😂😂
@gaper1287
@gaper1287 6 месяцев назад
Brother needs that lil hoodie honestly. Needs all the extra bit you can
@melvonifeed5728
@melvonifeed5728 10 месяцев назад
Make ah channel bro 😂i was never laughed so much inna long time bro 😂 thank you ill support you to the fullesr if you make a channel
@BigAkwes
@BigAkwes 11 месяцев назад
Naa this gotta be fake😂😂😂nigga funny asf. Haven’t laughed this hard all year
@drippy2mixy
@drippy2mixy 11 месяцев назад
😭😭😭 14:45 got me crying 😭😭😭😭
@Self8Sabotage
@Self8Sabotage 10 месяцев назад
Rip 2 all the dudes below average
@tezzz.wav_
@tezzz.wav_ 3 месяца назад
God kno not to put me in situations like dis cause everybody dying frfr me included
@SoggySports
@SoggySports 10 месяцев назад
This is t5 funnies vids i seen in a min
@Kariidropemoff
@Kariidropemoff 10 месяцев назад
he sounds like stacks omg🤣🤣
@6piece_
@6piece_ 11 месяцев назад
This nigga is a w story teller 😭
@ChillenWithMike
@ChillenWithMike 10 месяцев назад
Nah this Johnathan nigga is hilarious 😭
@marcusfrm6263
@marcusfrm6263 10 месяцев назад
Nah this nicca right here is agents “ray”😂😂😂😂 hilarious bruh I swear
@wordsarealive
@wordsarealive 10 месяцев назад
I relate on a deep level
@ItsMitchelllOfficial
@ItsMitchelllOfficial 8 месяцев назад
This was gold. Bless him lmao..
@hateddd5308
@hateddd5308 10 месяцев назад
That’s his problem he’s tryna compete just do what u gotta do man 😭
@juniornxumalo3225
@juniornxumalo3225 10 месяцев назад
I ain't gotta train core today , that convo had me so so so dead dawg 🤣
@kelvinkelvin6200
@kelvinkelvin6200 10 месяцев назад
I refuse to believe that this was real and not a skit or the caller trolling his ass off. Lol
@SpreadingOfGodsWord
@SpreadingOfGodsWord 10 месяцев назад
Bro he put it on our father and our lord and savior, and now if he would of lied about that, That would be very bad on judgement day unless he repents, sincerely
@kelvinkelvin6200
@kelvinkelvin6200 10 месяцев назад
@superiorone4513 a lot of ppl do the exact same thing. And be lieing through their teeth.🤷🏾‍♂️
@SpreadingOfGodsWord
@SpreadingOfGodsWord 10 месяцев назад
@@kelvinkelvin6200 So that makes it okay?. That type of thinking I can tell u are not a Christian. And people who do that will be denied before the father. Saying his name in vein like that is a commandment. Keep doing it, is called practicing sin,and lawless That type of behavior is not allowed and all the people who do it will have their judgement day.
@kelvinkelvin6200
@kelvinkelvin6200 10 месяцев назад
@superiorone4513 … what in the world are you even talking about? Are you okay? Lol.
@SpreadingOfGodsWord
@SpreadingOfGodsWord 10 месяцев назад
@@kelvinkelvin6200 Just trying to get u to understand God's word before it's too late. Tomorrow is not promised for you :)). Dont get too caught up in a worldly mind That's all :))
@KINGCEEEZA
@KINGCEEEZA 11 месяцев назад
W Motivation 💯💯
@jasesanders2641
@jasesanders2641 10 месяцев назад
No offense but I thank god every single day 💀 That’s a horrible situation to be in 🤣
@GoldYT722
@GoldYT722 10 месяцев назад
The fact that he said this with NO regrets is funny af NO HESITATION EITHER LMAO
@KINGCEEEZA
@KINGCEEEZA 11 месяцев назад
Nah fuck that say it behind my back cause that’s crazy 😂😂
@SmashtoonGamer
@SmashtoonGamer 10 месяцев назад
Bro this church girl was literally in his friend group and still went speaking about his meat
@nxthxniel8068
@nxthxniel8068 9 месяцев назад
dam ig it could be worse
@kehindeolawuyi1151
@kehindeolawuyi1151 11 месяцев назад
Agent a w life coach 😭
@vistalla7320
@vistalla7320 4 месяца назад
He on his 17th reason by now
@clutch552
@clutch552 20 дней назад
This dude needa become a content creator😭😭
@potentialkai3615
@potentialkai3615 10 месяцев назад
“U got a bad build” ts is hilarious
@kalebjohnson2372
@kalebjohnson2372 10 месяцев назад
I couldn’t even laugh I real life feel Bad for bro
@Rbizzle10
@Rbizzle10 11 месяцев назад
Bro needs his own channel
@razorrrsixx
@razorrrsixx 10 месяцев назад
4 inches ain’t even that bad frrr
@tatianadaniel3569
@tatianadaniel3569 10 месяцев назад
you must be a man
@paidtay7845
@paidtay7845 10 месяцев назад
Bro gotta restart
@clashingflames
@clashingflames 11 месяцев назад
18:24 nah theyre cooking tf out of bro why did this mf in chat say he on 25 hp 💀
@Primo3.5
@Primo3.5 11 месяцев назад
31:30 all this shit got me crying bro
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