Available for download here: www.megaupload.com/?d=LH2J468K I made a karaoke version of Shiksa Goddess from The Last Five Years by Jason Robert Brown. I hope you enjoy :)
Lyrics: I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From 90 miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling, rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, now I'm getting somewhere I'm finally breaking through I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you I've been wading through Danica Schwartz And Erica Weiss And the Handleman twins I've been wading through Heather Greenblatt Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus, and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen and Ellen Kaplan and Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a shit If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man If your mother and your brother had relations with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you Breaking the circle You... Taking the light You... You are the story I should write I have to write... If you drove an RV, that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood - I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I say, "Draw a bead and shoot" I'm your Hebrew slave at your service Just tell me what to do I'd say, hey, hey, hey, hey I've been waiting for someone... I've been praying for someone... I think that I could be in love with someone Like you
Since nobody’s put the lyrics up yet: here ya go 😘 I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
JAMIE] I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling, rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that'd be cool If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, now I'm getting somewhere I'm finally breaking through I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand Like an idiot, scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a shit If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man If your mother and your brother had relations with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you Breaking the circle You... Taking the light You... You are the story I should write I have to write... If you drove an RV, that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood - I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I say, "Draw a bead and shoot" I'm your Hebrew slave at your service Just tell me what to do I'd say, hey, hey, hey, hey I've been waiting for someone... I've been praying for someone... I think that I could be in love with someone Like you
Would love to download this playlist but the link died. If you happen to see this (I know, it's a 17-year-old link!) it would be great if you could bring it back to life ;o]
[JAMIE] I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling, rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that'd be cool If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, now I'm getting somewhere I'm finally breaking through I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand Like an idiot, scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a shit If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man If your mother and your brother had relations with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you Breaking the circle You... Taking the light You... You are the story I should write I have to write... If you drove an RV, that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood - I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I say, "Draw a bead and shoot" I'm your Hebrew slave at your service Just tell me what to do I'd say, hey, hey, hey, hey I've been waiting for someone... I've been praying for someone... I think that I could be in love with someone Like you
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
JAMIE I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a shit! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You
Maybe this is a crazy idea after all, BUT I want to say that I was trying to write some songs that I know that I have been thinking about doing Mashups, and recently one of those combinations are Havana ( Camila Cabello) and this song from The last five Years ( "Shiksa Goddess") 😂😂😂
(제이미) 나 엄마한테 죽었다 널 보고 있는 나를 보면 그 여잔 절대 안 된다고 난리가 나겠네 나 엄마한테 죽었다 온 땅의 유대인 다 같이 모여서 통곡을 하고 죽은 할아버진 이놈 이놈 하겠네 니가 타투 해도 난 상관없어 니가 삭발해도 난 너무 좋아 너희 집이 스페인이든 페루든 캠핑카든 나는 너라서 그냥 좋은걸 이제야 찾아낸 거야 너 같은 사람을 그대 헤이 헤이 기다렸어 나의 여신이 되어 줄 너 널 만나기 전엔 데니카 슈와이츠(Danica Schwartz) 또 에리카 와이스(Erica Weiss) 그리고 헨델만(Handelman) 쌍둥이들 죄다 유대인 헤더 그린블렛(Heather Greenblatt) 애니 민커스(Annie Mincus) 캐런 핀커스(Karen Pincus) 또 리사 캐츠(Lisa Katz) 또 스테이시 로젠(Stacy Rosen) 엘렌 카플린(Ellen Kaplan) 줄리 실버(Julie Silber) 또 제이니 스타인(Janie Stein) 집안 어른들께 등 떠밀려 주말마다 소개팅 나갔지만 너를 처음 본 그 순간 숨이 멈춘 듯했어 매일 네 번호를 눌러 볼까 말까 너무 떨리고 설렜어 거친 사막을 떠돌다가 별똥별에 맞은 듯 오 조상님들 서운해하지 마쇼 난 이 여자니까 네가 혀를 뚫어도 난 상관없어 네가 깡패라도 내가 더 잘할게 네가 겨울잠을 자든 봄에 털갈이를 하든 비싼 소파를 잘근잘근 물어뜯어도 그래! 뭐 그럴 수 있지 내 마음이 뛰노는걸 그대 헤이 헤이 기다렸어 나의 여신이 되어 줄 너 눈 부신 빛이 널 비춰 주네 넌 나만의 얘기가 되어 줘 널 쓸 거야 네가 롹커라면 내가 드럼 칠게 네가 좀비라면 어우, 귀여워! 네가 매일 자다 말고 홀딱 벗고 쌈바춤을 춘다 오케이, 마음껏 하세요! 난 너의 노예 다 이뤄 줄게 그대의 꿈들을 그대 헤이 헤이 헤이 헤이 난 기다려왔어 바로 너 같은 사람 나는 사랑할 수 있어 너라면 너라면
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
JAMIE I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From 90 miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling, rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, now I'm getting somewhere I'm finally breaking through I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you I've been wading through Danica Schwartz And Erica Weiss And the Handleman twins I've been wading through Heather Greenblatt Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus, and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen and Ellen Kaplan and Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a shit If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man If your mother and your brother had relations with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you Breaking the circle You... Taking the light You... You are the story I should write I have to write... If you drove an RV, that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood - I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I say, "Draw a bead and shoot" I'm your Hebrew slave at your service Just tell me what to do I'd say, hey, hey, hey, hey I've been waiting for someone... I've been praying for someone... I think that I could be in love with someone Like you
JAMIE I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber, and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
JAMIE I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
JAMIE I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From ninety miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling Rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that would be cool If you came from Spain or Japan Or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere! I'm finally breaking through!" I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like you" I've been waiting through Danica Schwartz and Erica Weiss And the Handelman twins I've been waiting through Heather Greenblatt, Annie Mincus, Karen Pincus and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rosen, Ellen Kaplan, Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand Like and idiot, scared to death I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh*t! If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man, If your mother and your brother had "relations" with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess! I've been waiting for someone like..." You, breaking the circle You, taking the light You, you are the story I should write I have to write! If you drove an R.V., that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I'd say, Draw a bead and shoot I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service Just tell me what to do I say, "Hey hey hey hey! I've been waiting for someone I've been praying for someone I think that I could be in love with someone Like You"
