Shit Duncan Says 

Great video but you missed this gem: Sips: “I like my women like I like my guns...” Duncan: “Full of Bullets.”

Duncan has been a solid yogs member for so so long.

I think I lost my entire 10 years of English knowledge while listening to Duncan ramble in Open TTD.

Duncan is honestly the most underappreciated of the yogs

I sometimes feel like Duncan is on par with Lewis' oddness sometimes Edit: I actually believed Duncan's testicle parasite story and you have no idea how many times I googled it

Duncan "Literally Hitler" Jones

oh the helidepot clip is so funny i forgot about that till now

I would LOVE to see “Shit Rythian Says.” Guys got some truly magnificent lines.

I love Duncan. He’s been my top Yog (alongside the original duo) for a long long time. He’s sadly under appreciated and hated on, but I think he’s funny, smart, and just a really nice guy

This video convinced me Duncan is funny

“shoot people that are running black and not holding guns”. this is why police brutality is a thing😂

"I have a tofu cock" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

We need another Duncan says montages please

"If you are what you eat, then i'm your mum." lmfao.

Duncan is the Yog I've always related to the most, he's the quietest of them all and only speaks to either rant, roast and shoot straight up FACTS! He's also the only one that bothers to study the game's wiki and always experiments before going head on. Go subscribe to the smartest Yog.

"I can't put Theresa May in the gulag." "Gulag that bitch." Commissar Duncan Jones, hero of the people.

“Say what you want about Hitler, but he was a good leader” Lmfao

"If you are what you eat, then... *I'm your mum.* "

Oh man, I'd forgotten about "IT'S SOMEONE ELSE"

11:14 ..sounds like dunc would make a good Evil genious to be honest ,and all knows the true hero of a story is a well written Villan.

“8 for 8 let’s flip a coin” *UN has left the chat*

Just what I need to make my day better

Drunk duncan is halirious

This is absolute GOLD! Probably the BEST compilation of 'shit someone says' you've ever done. [edit] 10:37 Lewis and Sjin looking at each other like 'wtf?!'

The firehose joke made me do a spittake, I wasn’t ready for that one Duncan

You know, i’d like to see a Sjin laughing compilation. Only because i’ve never heard him laugh quite so much as he did there at 7:45. That has hilarious! I was dying!

Now I wanna know the TTT episode where he says "shoot the ones that are running, and black, and not holding guns" lmao

Ok but 'How many miles is.. space?' Is a legit question Like come on How many miles is it?

You forgot "Wood stinks sticks sticks sticks string string sticks sticks string sticks sticks string string"

Love Duncan so much ❤️

Oh god, I remember the helidepot. HELL AYE DA POT.

Duncan has such a strange place in the yogscast these days, it was delightful to remember what place he likes to occupy in banter

this is the original mad cat

I'd like to see a compilation of duncan contradicting himself regarding Traitor RDM

“Helaydipot” - Duncan

Man, so many of these were so wry and quick I had to replay them 2-3 times to really let it wash over me. Also makes me realize how much Duncan has mellowed out(not that that is a bad thing).

"Yoshi's willie world" i'm dead

This is why we love Duncan

I haven't seen a Drakon Astron recommendation from RU-vid in a long time. *que ben kenobi flashbacks*

This is amazing I could honestly watch this for ages

I really thought the "shit sips says" would be my favorite but this took the cake i rewatch it all the time it's too funny

I think the reveal of Doncon might be in my top 10 Yogscast moments. I even have the Doncon T-shirt haha

“Had a shandy and um... Steal from your parents”

Duncan might be my favorite Yog.

I'm glad no one has the ability to make one of these about my life

This is the Yogscast. I love the Yogscast.

Can we get a new one of this . Much love

“Oh I don’t want to go in there.. it looks like heaven”

One of my more recent favourites was him, ravs, boba and ped discussing if children popped out of semen like popcorn. Duncan: oh god imagine, you'd have to carry a gun around with you all the time

Was not anticipating this, but thoroughly enjoyed it

God I fucking love Duncan

I love Drunkan

usual Duncan is quite tame i thought but this reminds me that on occasion he's almost as loose as lewis

I should not have watched this while waiting in the airport. The laughter cannot be stifled

DAMMIT DRUNKAN!!! you are still my favorite yog...

Omg this is so different from normal Duncan hilarious

Madcat: am I a joke to you?

“Shoot people who are like running and black and not holding guns.” Too real

The Yoshis Willy World one has me dying.

We need more of these

and this kids is the effects of weed

2:03 my god they were so much more drunk in 2015

Caff said a few of these things to the wrong girl..

3:36 pissing myself omg

A hole is a hole ¯\_(ಸ ‿ ಸ)_/¯

The amount of times Duncan brings up Hitler is discerning. I like it.

Hell I dee pot ~ helidepot 😂😂

0:32 Good effort.

0:43 That was unexpected lol

I fucking love Duncan

4:10 literally made me spit my coffee everywhere 🤣🤣👌

The thing he says about kidney stones being broken up on rollercoaster rides is partially true - jaoa.org/article.aspx?articleid=2557373. A published paper was written on it

He is the only channel I watch frequently lol so I loved all of those

The difference between lewis and duncan is when duncan says something weird he just plows through it and doesnt react.. and lewis always back track

The level of drunk at the jj2015 ttd stream is amazing

**Brain power: 100**

SHIT RYTHIAN SAYS! The man has some funny ass lines!

watching this on half speed is way funnier

This is hands down the funniest video ive ever seen

magnum got bitches and nothing left to loose

Sjit sjin says:just a bunch of sjin facts

What the hell does this have to do with Frank Garrett and Duncan Construction? I call shenanigans!!

I don't want to go in there...it looks like heaven

Anyone know what “I reckon Hitler would be a great DM” is from?

Low key Duncan’s cute

0:48 Definitely thought that was Ross at first

I am rewatching it again and 4:07 caught me off guard soo much!

HELIDEPOT. You read it wrong.

"Running, black and not holding guns"

Yoshi's Willy world sounds like my kind of evening

1:57 Holy fucking shit how did I not notice that when I watched that episode.

Heli - pot Hell-I-DE-Pot What the fuck is that!!?!?! Lewis:Heli-Depot Oh 😂

You can tell he's drunk in about half of these

The transition at 9:19 is weirdly satisfying

Good ol' D O N C O N

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I wish Lewis and Duncan still did their Crusader Kings 2 and Anno games, etc

'Hitler has won the house cup'

Bladder Stones

something i didn't know I wanted