Shit Mechanics Say 

lol, I'd be like " you know what... I'll just handle it myself..." and drive off.

I would've done my best to make him look as stupid as possible in that moment. loooool

Thomas John Solidum I'd personally ask for top grade imported blinker fluid from Tibetian children.

Well wankel engines do have pistons so you aren't as smart as you believe to be. So haha to you moron :D

Imagine driving up in an old VW Beetle and the mechanic checks it over and says that your radiator hoses need to be replaced.

Liam Horobin same😂😂😂

Albert S. He probably doesn't know how

Oh I know how to but when it's something deep, or requires a computer then...

You can do it with the jack in your car and a 40$ tool kit from harbor freait. just make sure you watch enopgh videos before attempting it. ChrisFix has some great videos on it, and everything els lol

Liam Horobin actual footage of my last job... There's a reason I left

Your an idiot That's the alternator

*tyres

Dodge Charger SRT-8 that’s a Woody meme with just his eyes and mouth

everyone who owns a horse trailer. *looks at tires* "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! call the tire shop"

*throws a rock through the windscreen* ahh that was gonna smash anyway

Ur agera in the pic looks more racist

FIREZING _LP that actually doesnt make any sense...

@@canwereach100subscriberswi4 i think so too

Yellow

@@lasssiedenken2601 pretty sure it's a One:1

Can they actually do that though ?

@@xtxtremeal8391 In Germany you can demand that they stop everything and put everything back. As long as the car is street legal they CAN NOT keep your car against your will. They can however send you the bill for the hours they put in and everything that they might have already repaired.

When I was 17 a mechanic told me this.... 1 bolt on my wheel had snapped leaving 3 perfectly fine(still legal to drive) he then charged me £179 to get the bolt out. Took him 33 minutes. He fucked me sexy little arse that day. Metaphorically.

@LUCAS KELLY I know now bro, I was 17.

Kwik-Fit telling you they'd lose their ISO 9000 certificate if they didn't replace all four brake discs when only one is worn.

survivalminded both blinker fluid and bearing muffler are chrisfix reference lmao😂😂

Red Beard ugh its probably been around 20yrs before he was even born lol

I would either a) Wait until I had all the equipment needed to safely do the job (this might mean taking the car to a friends house who has the gear) or b) do some digging online for a workshop that you can trust to carry out the work. No matter if you do the work or a workshop does the work, check it all and test it on some bumps at low speed. If a spring isn't seated right and pops out it's best you cause it to happen at low speed and get it sorted. You want to be DAMN sure without any doubt those springs are installed properly because if you hit a pothole at high speed and one or more springs comes loose, the car might do something unpredictable and your life might be changed forever.

isnt blinker fluid an Achievement Hunter reference?

If you have transparent blinkers you need orange fluid, if you have orange blinkers you need transparent fluid, basic stuff.

Ya some try to take advantage of women. My ma had a car from a crooked dealer. She called me one day telling me they told her "It's on the hoist and we found it needs a fuel injection cleaning" also her front brakes were "critical" and needed replacement for $600. I put pads and rotors on it 6 months later for $250 buying good parts

In Australia we have these Mobile mechanics. They come around and "service" your car and then tell you what is broken, and then tell you how cheap they can fix it, usually for about 150% more than a non-mobile mechanic. Also, my father-in-law has used them for years ( even though I am a mechanic and would do the work for near free) and they never mentioned the leaking diff and never topped it up, soooooo, new diff required. 1000 bucks to fix for a $1500.00 car all because shit mechanic.

"Dont come near my aura or I'll have to bust ur nut!" Lol

He clearly is confused about the 7 quart blinker fluid refill. Only BMWs need 7 quarts per week. Other cars will do just fine on 2 or 3.

Joshua Lingerfelt Bmws don't have blinkers.

Yeah, Josh, what are you playing at? Beemers don't have indicators; they use a middle finger solo for right turns, and the finger with an extended thumb for lefts. This is common knowledge.

Joshua Lingerfelt well alex own an E36 M3 so....

NikolaiVolkov *bimmers

Tiago Feitosa Front wheel drive?

Yup

My Channel Lacks Originality the power goes to the front 2 wheels instead of the rear ones, and the engine is mounted sideways to allow for this.

Some of this suzukis have 4x4 version

I read this comment the exact second he said rear differential

He also said he charged for the tyre rotation of the old tyres

Idk much about cars, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works cheif!

If anyone tells you that you have to do all 4 if you're doing 2, take your car someone else. They need to be replaced in pairs, not all at the same time

@LUCAS KELLY talking about brakes fam

Happened to me today...only 1 tire was flat. $908 but it was the only place in town,although I do have awd so that may be why.

Also change engine oil and filter every 6000 miles

I died at that point!! XD XD

Глеб Карташов fuck jdm

Why is your name Bread Kartasov?

Глеб Карташов Don't tell me what to do, dogeater

gnotgnot LOOOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

I love how people seems to love accusing all mechanics of shady stuff and "haha that's why I do it myself" but guess where they go knocking when they fuck up after trying to DIY with youtube tutorials 😂😂

Paralyzed Wardog ain't that the truth lol

lol no, i used youtube tutorials to do a automatic to manual transmission swap, along with forums. not once did i take it to a shop. if youre not dumb you can work on your own car at home, unless its made after about 2006 then nah i dont buy new cars anyways

as an aspiring mechanic this is actually pretty funny haha

Ryan Gross I agree, you can get a lot of your own stuff done if you're not a complete fucktard, but believe me, there are plenty out there. Only last month I had to look at someones car who had done their own brakes to sort an mot failure, they had actually managed to fit the pads back to front! As in the metal backing was facing the disc! And still drove to the retest without realising. I always thought things like that were a myth lol, but no, people can be that stupid, ha ha ha!

*slaps air filter*

@HeyIt'sTaz! :D haha you better not 😂

lmao i just made it 100 likes

@@LZ-544 then what demon did 70

rotor

Disc

Blinker fluid canister

Visibly recoiled

TheBloodMango Crankshaft

Car Octane It's been a long time

yea who cares about the environment anyway - we have infinite realities, just ask my grandpa Rick!

the one from c-137?

Morty Smith has rick found his Szechuan sauce yet?

Mr chef yea during h3h3 podcast

achintya bhavaraju Chrisfix reference

not really, its just a hoax, like Mufflerstones for the subaru rumble, from outside adjustable Indoor mirrors, and last but not least the Siemens Airhook. There is so much out there

Blinker fluid is just on old cars (like carburator), that's why you can't hear about this today. xD

Eight Six Muffler Bearing is also a ChrisFix reference xD

Eight Six And Thomas Koemm It's not Chrisfix reference if Chris didn't invent it.

Of course

Was it black ice or pine fresh?

Was the mirror in the engine bay?

Well as an actual mechanic I can tell you that it was running rough because it's a Chevrolet. :P I'm joking of course, not all Chevrolet's are bad.

@@Ocastia as a former Chevy tech I can’t say that your entirely wrong 😂

;)

Alex Kersten wtf, i didnt know you had a second channel, subscribed instantly because ya know #savephil

Auto Show & Go WTF?! That mechanic is a straight jerk!

Auto Show & Go lol had the same thing happen to my wheels after a tire change but I only noticed it when I got home so I just let it be because I didn’t feel like arguing with the mechanic.

Thats sucks Pavlo95 I always do a full walk around before and after any service. I try to do as much work on my cars as I can but somethings are warranty or just outside my skill level. When I took the car in I asked them to do the rotate for me since they where taking the front wheels off anyhow to replace the front rotors and calipers as part of a recall. I'll never let anyone else rotate the wheels on my Mustang again!

probably needed some new headlight fluid and wiper juice

Auto Show & Go i am very lucky my grandpa has been a car mechanic, he just does all the repairs and checks :D

l DANK MEMES & GAMES l next thing you know he will say he needs more elbow grease

Blinker fluid Muffler bearing Snake oil Elbow grease

This is all so he can go 350 miles per hour on the freeway, like his friend Pablo Sanchez.

Don't forget wiper juice.

Piston return springs though

dapz325 one hand pushups are easier than you think

[TECHNOLOGIC] bitch I can hardly do two handed push ups

TROSCOPE A lol.

[TECHNOLOGIC] thanks for reminding that i fucked up my arm yesterday...

He's putting all his weight on the tyre and jack you idiots.

That's how deaf he is and how loud he has the music up as a result

Lol

*Lord Gronor* All that engine revving

What last that song called

Every 9 year old ever

@@mateom2108 literally.

Yeah, we saw the video as well

Open up?

@@ob9444 😭😭

Lars van Driel Same I didn't get it

It can happen. Trust me.

As in that's how loud the music is

Lars van Driel he can hear the spontaneous grunting

Your profilepic fits perfectly with this comment

Vegaspsycho Pretty much a must-say for all mechanics nowadays.

ivcars003 yes cause were all like this

mr nobody some mechanics are. They screwed my mom over so I just started maintaining my mom's car.

I'm not a mechanic and I fix my own car because it's not fucking hard if you have two functioning hands and legs. If you have a functioning brain too you can use Google and figure out how to do stuff, too! *b r e t t y d o p e*

Maybe you can figure out how to replace a part using google but diagnosis is a different story. Real mechanics that understand every system in your car and how they work together are priceless.

diagnosis is easier than replacement imho.

If you want to REALLY sound like a car guy, keep doing it repeatedly until it starts making people uncomfortable. Bonus points if you describe parts of the car in vaguely sexual language. Extra bonus points if you correct people who use the word "it".

Albert S. Thanks! It's a lot of fun

(before anything, i want let you know that i have never worked in a car, so dont take my word for it). Now, I think you should at least give it a try. if it works, great, if it does not, now you know what your limits are

DONT change the springs yourself if you aint got the right equipment. Springs like breaks are security relevant parts. If the mechanics around you are morons, which i as mechanic myself truly believe, try to find someone you would trust, even if its a bit more of a drive to get there. There are a lot of stupid morons in my buiseness that try to f*** people. I hope you find a good mechanic in your area. Good luck and good drive Sry for my english im from germany 😀

Christian Atwood look around sometimes you can find ppl who do it from the car community

Christian Atwood car community is everywhere l I'm sure you got some guys u can hit up in Germany for sure I didn't work on cars at all until I got my altima so far I've done it all myself but started off with RU-vid videos and proper tools. Good luck tho with them springs 👌

Guillermo Ramirez way more of this stuff already planned 😀

Alex Kersten please bring back two guys one car i would die to see more of it

the box was actually the air filter :))

RU-vid's Juggernaut including England

Anthony Molina England is my city

Sammy No, just the Redcoats

Sammy honestly, sounds so much like a Kenyan mechanic I thought the guys would randomly break into Swahili

Billartzi Gialo correction. ITS HIS UM... its his beep macheene

Fezza you have 500 like well done

Don't forget the now warped brake disc, it adds better friction and stopping power.

The flywheel takes over. Relax

He don't even have a vehicle ramp, he's a monster

n. Matuki In addition to the muffler bearings (you should really upgrade to the Chrome or stainless steel Muffler bearings) you should replace the kinibbler pin , the kinoodler valve , the Johnson rod , the ch'upping bar , the woodruff key ,but under no circumstances should you replace the Hydrasolator yourself! Leave that to a professional!

Shepperd November when undercoating always use striped paint too

cjeam Good point! FYI, the woodruff key is a real part. I always throw it in for laughs and giggles. 😅

what about alternator fluid?

Dumbass lmao

That's some good pedigree

And first custommer too

Pop Feller I hope your joking

Arnold's Bike warehouse Well i asked ChrisFix and he told me to change from orange to green and it works normally.

Whoosh

My favorite part

Yeah, the pistons are now looking out of the engine block xd

Yesss! More to come :)

Yep, MOT booked in on Tuesday :)

Alex Kersten Better not to take Phil to 'rusty nuts' then..

HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT

I think Rusty's is out of business looking at the poor reviews on FB ;)

Pratik Bartakke good luck lmao

I am an indian and what you just said is bs, most likely you got ripped off by someone trying to make a quick buck lmao

Living in india is shit, it is like living in a fucking sewer system in india people shit where ever they want

They're OKAYYYYY

Everything thing in India is way worse than anything

Chrisfix reference ^^

Dave he did you piece of shit

Dave but he perfected them

i want an answer to this too

It's probably lost it's color due to rain damage. England rains a LOT.

It was cheap stuff

It has unfortunately lost its colour :'(

TheRobster me;

Fit4EPICness where

where?

Muffler bearings

Did they mention piston return springs?

cfg_Forumic That'll change in time!

rivolinho facts

I hope you can find a shop that appreciates and encourages that attitude

Your boss gonna tell you what to do. He is gonna tell you to don't repare but replace parts (shop earns money by parts!), to try to get easy stuff done (fluids sell very good too) and to be as fast as possible (so you can't do the best job you would be able to do). And if there is not enough work to do he will tell you to change parts that would still do for a while or don't need to be replaced at all.

Mc Terb yes cause every mechanic is stingy, piss off

Arthur Felipe no he didnt

blueman24 Around 200hp LOL

Like 75

I’m gonna say probably around YES

Doug B lol why would you go to a NYC dealership

The Coronet Shop thus is why I didn't alter my car

Whatcha got?

Sure thing!

GTA5 gamertag?....tryhardnoob , just wandering