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Shit Rock Climbers Say 

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A day in the life of a typical climbing dude.

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@bre08005
@bre08005 9 лет назад
"Double dyno to a micro crimper!" If anyone can do that they win life.
@lachieharris3165
@lachieharris3165 9 лет назад
bre08005 Could bet that Adam Ondra would do it..
@rowanscott2147
@rowanscott2147 7 лет назад
Alex megos would be able to, his dynos are incredible
@vladimirfunes
@vladimirfunes 7 лет назад
Sounds like 3 degrees of seperation
@pessimisticdiabetic717
@pessimisticdiabetic717 4 года назад
Yep that route is freaking n o
@brettfaver5871
@brettfaver5871 5 лет назад
"I'm gunning for an alpine start tomorrow." *chugs beer*
@knuckldragger
@knuckldragger 9 лет назад
Lmao! "dude there is no way this is 5.5; this is like 5.8.... d"
@theclimbguy
@theclimbguy 8 лет назад
+Nick King was looking for this killed me
@bombert6602
@bombert6602 5 лет назад
....5.8....d That was classic.
@ripapa6355
@ripapa6355 7 лет назад
This is the best "Shit Climbers say" video I have seen. Nicely done "Dude, what state is this?" Been there, said that.
@malsponger
@malsponger 9 лет назад
I didnt realize we were this annoying. Ill shut up from now on.
@willmontgomery79
@willmontgomery79 9 лет назад
+Ryan Heimpel I feel the same way
@denvergriffin5555
@denvergriffin5555 10 лет назад
"This would be easier if I was shorter" - I am getting that on a t-shirt. Too funny.
@marlalee9642
@marlalee9642 5 лет назад
“Watch me!” while on top rope. 😂😂😂
@hmxr715
@hmxr715 8 лет назад
It seems learning the jargon of climbing is harder than the climbing itself.
@2b-coeur
@2b-coeur 2 года назад
yes loll as soon as i got into climbing the f i r s t thing i did was pulled up a list of The Jargon it's like learning the accent in a foreign language. *most* important part
@lukebarlow8370
@lukebarlow8370 7 лет назад
"Where the fuck am I?" I'm dying xD
@quebecasmr5162
@quebecasmr5162 9 лет назад
You'll kill someone belaying like this.
@antoinesaury8862
@antoinesaury8862 9 лет назад
Québec ASMR i don't want to be the climber falling while he grabs the 2 ropes . 100% dead
@888crazychick
@888crazychick 9 лет назад
Québec ASMR My mom taught us to belay like that and when we tried to use it out in public everyone was like "Why are you using that ancient sketchy belaying method." I did not have a good answer for them. So now we do it the modern way.
@jolllyroger1
@jolllyroger1 9 лет назад
Joy Fitzgerald the appropriate answer really was..... please show me a better way. Open minds and willingness to learn a better way is how you stay alive.... Look Back in time many methods have changed
@calebmmallory
@calebmmallory 9 лет назад
+Québec ASMR Yes he will, that belay method was used for belaying with a Munter's hitch. Using that technique with a belay device is incredibly unsafe.
@jerome1lm
@jerome1lm 8 лет назад
+Joy Fitzgerald It's not about old or new but about safe or unsafe. So good for you that you learned a safer method.
@m00nie16
@m00nie16 8 лет назад
"DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LUNGE TO A CRIMPER"
@pessimisticdiabetic717
@pessimisticdiabetic717 4 года назад
B u t h o w
@LemonsandLove
@LemonsandLove 8 лет назад
"just move up" hahaha that makes me so angry :D
@Beetmonster
@Beetmonster 10 лет назад
I learned this belay style. Then I didn't climb for like 13 years, then I started back in indoor (climbing to a soundtrack is new-- you're at the mercy of the desk person's pick; yesterday the kid was into like Skrillex). So the first time in the gym I started to belay my sis (who also learned the same style), and the employee freaked out. "What. Are. You. DOING!?" She'd never even seen it. All climbers & mountaineers used to do this. Like someone said here: 'Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills.' Climbing's different now. It seems more diluted. Still ethereal, but very... crowded. I have a crush on this guy.
@melissasiegfried8659
@melissasiegfried8659 11 лет назад
It's like every annoying guy I've ever climbed with.
@coreysmith7823
@coreysmith7823 11 лет назад
HA! I'm a fan
@brothertimbob
@brothertimbob 9 лет назад
Hilarious! I'm still laughing at the, "Elvis Leg!" O and The classic pull, pinch, slide belay technique you display is pretty rad too.
@txth753
@txth753 10 лет назад
Should have included, "Man I ran that lead OUT!" "I just don't like to place too much gear"
@johnblack7862
@johnblack7862 6 лет назад
Needs way more talk about "conditions"
@heatherchapin4600
@heatherchapin4600 3 года назад
How else would we know if it’s sending temps?
@benoitcerrina
@benoitcerrina 9 лет назад
just watching him belay makes me cringe
@jerome1lm
@jerome1lm 8 лет назад
+Benoit Cerrina And I thought it was just me. :)
@Lucy-ng7cw
@Lucy-ng7cw 8 лет назад
I reckon there was no one up there and it was just for filming
@nathangonzales-hess6569
@nathangonzales-hess6569 8 лет назад
^--- This should've been in the video XD
@tgce
@tgce 7 лет назад
Benoit Cerrina yea
@Squids_Vlogs
@Squids_Vlogs 7 лет назад
just enjoy the video bro
@susanapplegate9758
@susanapplegate9758 Год назад
I always love going out with my incredibly talented, hard-working son on a climb. This vid made me laugh so hard, it’s so apt!
@steverino333
@steverino333 11 лет назад
It's like 5.8... "D"! LOL
@doubleagentrikosky
@doubleagentrikosky 9 лет назад
Too tall for this problem,its too crouchy, Too short for this problem,its to reachy.Aaale Aale. Bums in... Waaatch out!
@calebmmallory
@calebmmallory 9 лет назад
The belay method was part of the joke right?
@MrYetidesigns
@MrYetidesigns 8 лет назад
+Caleb Mallory I really hope so!
@minas.831
@minas.831 4 года назад
hand goes down like a hand to your thigh and PBUS is the method pull break under slide
@slimcrna
@slimcrna 10 лет назад
ENGAGE YOUR CORE
@Lilybet
@Lilybet 8 лет назад
hahah damn elvis leg
@kristonren
@kristonren 8 лет назад
+nuttylamb ahaha 'Im all shook up... uhuhuh'
@PSPmaster321
@PSPmaster321 8 лет назад
All this time I thought he was saying "albus leg" and wondering what the hell that meant! haha
@tomdedaele1691
@tomdedaele1691 7 лет назад
Haha me 2 :D
@paulcampbell1312
@paulcampbell1312 9 лет назад
Been using "Elvis Leg" for years. Glad it is now accepted climbing jargon :D
@SmilePileProd
@SmilePileProd 11 лет назад
"Just double dyno to a microcrimper" hahahaha. I have a guy in my gym that will give ridiculous instructions like they're nothing too.
@nomadben
@nomadben 9 лет назад
Double-dyno to micro-crimper hahaha
@billkirby7787
@billkirby7787 12 лет назад
The funniest thing I've watched in a while! Love the part when he says I'm getting a alpine start tomorrow then slams a beer... Priceless!!
@Yaimdan
@Yaimdan Год назад
where the fuck am i, gets me every time lmfaoo
@compellingpeople
@compellingpeople 3 года назад
"Why am I climbing this wall", after a hit of the bong.
@ehoh3246
@ehoh3246 4 года назад
I haven't climbed with this guy, I never would again
@simonhunt7798
@simonhunt7798 7 лет назад
Funniest thing I've seen for an age, I recognised things I say and things everyone I know say. I'm going to watch my mouth at the crag from now on. Hilarious!
@wanderingwade8877
@wanderingwade8877 8 лет назад
I climbed with a guy that described all of his climbs as 'cake'. 'Yeah man, it was cake.' He became Charlie Cake.
@irishboy0909
@irishboy0909 8 лет назад
3:18 My climbing in a nutshell
@ariphoenix3069
@ariphoenix3069 2 года назад
Haha is this Malibu Creek State Park?! Fantastic video, gave me a good laugh years late
@decaying_matter
@decaying_matter Год назад
The most cringe of them all is "Let's goo, so strong!!" in a fuckin slab
@IndigoVagrant
@IndigoVagrant 12 лет назад
"You can't just climb 7 days a week and not get injured" haha
@slimcrna
@slimcrna 10 лет назад
QUIT SHORT ROPING ME
@bre08005
@bre08005 9 лет назад
"Just move up!" Ha. Great idea.
@UpnorthHere
@UpnorthHere 9 лет назад
bre08005 Not if THAT bozo is belaying, thankyouverymuch.
@xxxgoodtimesxxx
@xxxgoodtimesxxx 10 лет назад
Literally laughed out loud the entire vid! Thank-you very much, I needed that :)
@oregondork
@oregondork 9 лет назад
what the fuck is that belay technique
@ktap1
@ktap1 12 лет назад
Yup, comes from using the munter hitch, where the break position is up, unlike for ATCs or Gri-Gris where the break position is down. Better to use a slightly less safe (but still very much safe and acceptable) technique that is well practiced than a slightly more safe but unfamiliar technique that one is likely to mess up.
@sameldridge9527
@sameldridge9527 9 лет назад
dude learn to belay
@connoranderson3496
@connoranderson3496 9 лет назад
Didn't know Joe Satriani was a rock climber.
@melrhymenoceros
@melrhymenoceros 9 лет назад
+Connor Anderson HAHAHHAAHAHHAA. That's amazing.
@22yonkers
@22yonkers 12 лет назад
he is never breaking off when he belays. when belaying it is always best to break before you slide instead of how he is doing it which is staying above the belay device and sliding. you want to pull the rope up then take your hand beneath the belay device then slide.
@vanmyl
@vanmyl 8 лет назад
omg, everything is spot on, even the Ahnuld voice!
@cymcintosh4417
@cymcintosh4417 5 лет назад
“There’s no way this is 5.5 it like 5.8...D!” 😂
@samdeshler
@samdeshler 7 лет назад
"This is like 5.8 ... d!" hahaha I've definitely made an excuse like that before!
@johnisokay
@johnisokay 7 лет назад
I watch this video way to much all for the doubly dyno to micro crimper line
@oash6041
@oash6041 4 года назад
“That’s not how I did it” I say that in my brain but want to say it out loud but know I can’t
@gd303uk
@gd303uk 9 лет назад
loved the edit on the falling bit, :) lmao. we have all said some of these phrases.?!
@jamesmcgall8234
@jamesmcgall8234 7 лет назад
"what state is this?" Made me laugh so hard
@TOmaynardOL
@TOmaynardOL 8 лет назад
"where the fuck am I!?"
@trinker
@trinker 9 лет назад
You can not trust anyone that drinks Budweiser and belays like that!
@danstheman33
@danstheman33 7 лет назад
Now if only he would learn how to belay.. An ATC is not a munter hitch..
@InnocentlyVOID
@InnocentlyVOID 7 лет назад
Dan Africk haha you realize how old this is.. I mean that's a first gen reverso. It's definitely not as safe but it wouldn't be the first time I've seen people who have been climbing much longer using "outdated" techniques.
@irishboy0909
@irishboy0909 8 лет назад
WHAT THE HELL SORT OF BELAYING IS THAT?!
@HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS
@HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS 8 лет назад
+irishboy0909 Posted in 2012 dude. Belaying style has changed alot since then.
@quinn3214
@quinn3214 5 лет назад
"Just move up!" lmao if only it were that easy
@kelliodwyer7988
@kelliodwyer7988 4 года назад
When my friends and I don't know the beta for a route the other is climbing we'll, jokingly, sometimes say: 'just stay on the wall!' it's about as helpful.
@djbarratt
@djbarratt 12 лет назад
"you know I think this might be easier if I were shorter" - I say that so much!
@Porkobosso
@Porkobosso 7 лет назад
"This would be a v2 at My gym!"
@TMabsolute
@TMabsolute 8 лет назад
watch me, watch me... WATCH WHIP
@shelby6275
@shelby6275 5 лет назад
slip slap slide makes me so nervous lol
@YoungPutter
@YoungPutter 3 года назад
Bro I died at the Elvis leg
@tombuckett1574
@tombuckett1574 Год назад
Take, taaake, taketaketaketake!
@mediumsooze
@mediumsooze 12 лет назад
Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. Clearly Mary & Attila have climbed with or near my circus in the past! Now that's funny!
@hellsangel2005
@hellsangel2005 8 лет назад
this is sooo funny. and true to life. it happens by accident sometimes
@carsonvandegriffe3764
@carsonvandegriffe3764 4 года назад
Elvis leg killed me
@anewillss
@anewillss 12 лет назад
"this is not 5.5... more like 5.8....D" ahahaha
@casivatorblondi
@casivatorblondi 12 лет назад
"Take this route to sendtown, dude!"..... "Elvis leg!" hahahahahaha, genius.
@Doctor_Yuri
@Doctor_Yuri 5 лет назад
His hand never leaves the break end, you guys are babies. It’s top rope
@Sabine1776
@Sabine1776 12 лет назад
"Where the f*** am I?" hahahah He is quite hot, has anyone noticed this yet?
@DrakoDragonis
@DrakoDragonis 11 лет назад
Dude reminds me so much of 'Dr.Cox' from Scrubs, love it!
@srithongkunmapvlogs
@srithongkunmapvlogs 11 лет назад
You forgot "Allez, allez!"
@davidstaron4302
@davidstaron4302 7 лет назад
"more like a 5.8...d" hahaha
@badnews9312
@badnews9312 6 лет назад
so many people just like this - too funny!
@datguy4104
@datguy4104 8 лет назад
The ending killed me
@dancetnobigdeal
@dancetnobigdeal 8 лет назад
Best climbing video I've seen
@danilopeterson3467
@danilopeterson3467 9 лет назад
Liked that fart at the end!
@WhataHoax
@WhataHoax 12 лет назад
That's some raunchy belaying!
@sire_pixels9765
@sire_pixels9765 8 лет назад
This is life. This is my life.
@oceanceaser44
@oceanceaser44 12 лет назад
I would never let you belay me
@Jessejhiggins
@Jessejhiggins 7 лет назад
i love him
@bombert6602
@bombert6602 5 лет назад
I just caught how they shot it. Sometime around when he says this route is heady, you can see the other end of the rope swing into the frame for an instant. H'e not really belaying a person. He's belaying a rope. (Note he's taking rope--the other end should be attached to the climber's rig.)
@stephenr80
@stephenr80 6 лет назад
Thats why my m8s know they gotta shut tf when im climbing
@loganmcclinton4492
@loganmcclinton4492 8 лет назад
"What route is this?" Use all the time
@Cheezsoup
@Cheezsoup 10 лет назад
Guy climbing never squeeled "tight rope".
@SmithofNick
@SmithofNick 7 лет назад
Bwahaha. This is so great. Thanks for posting!
@DigitalNomadPhysicians
@DigitalNomadPhysicians 7 лет назад
fucking hilarious dude! you killed it :)
@friedrice2307
@friedrice2307 9 лет назад
im a new comer to the climbing community and i cant relate to this video. hilarious.
@LiamGallagh
@LiamGallagh 12 лет назад
"This is like 5.8... D"
@StevenSiew2
@StevenSiew2 2 года назад
What do you do when you are belaying and a grisly bear comes after you?
@pineappleonaspaceship6264
@pineappleonaspaceship6264 7 лет назад
"Five ten my ass!"
@gordonneverdies
@gordonneverdies 8 лет назад
This is like 5.8...d:''-0
@johnrobb9408
@johnrobb9408 3 года назад
Get a gri gri gumby.
@samdf96
@samdf96 11 лет назад
Doesn't really matter as long as you know where the brake position is and that you can put it into that position at anytime.
@DrakoDragonis
@DrakoDragonis 5 лет назад
Still funny all these years later >.=.
@rellort4362
@rellort4362 4 года назад
yooo hello 2012 video how you doin during our apocalypse
@MrEnclaveTasla
@MrEnclaveTasla 7 лет назад
Budweiser!
@chrisdvorak3247
@chrisdvorak3247 6 лет назад
I want to climb with this guy
@funkehfunkeh
@funkehfunkeh 8 лет назад
LOL double dyno to mimcro crimper
@williamrlumpp1989
@williamrlumpp1989 12 лет назад
he has a non-locking carabiner, and when he switches hands, the brake end is open for a split second. it's not safe.
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