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@ralph8252
@ralph8252 Год назад
Dr eggman was considered to be a scientific genius within hyrule, supposedly considered to be the first sheikah back more than ten thousand years ago during the creation of these divine beasts to finally invent the theoretical utilisation of the goddess's hylia's power and the mumification of the sheikah to help aid future heroes. Creator of the fifth (yet supposedly first) and undisclosed divine beast, Vah Nitratnick, an unorthodoxical yet chosen title for the divine beast, he was the first to ever reach the moon through sheikah technology alone, and was considered to be a prodigy through his very first and final presentation on the very first divine beast. However, an incident with the fifth claimed his life, instead of the goddess's divine power, as fuel and director Vah Nitratnick, and thus came the early and tragic end for the madman himself. However, while Vah Nitratnick was considered to be his sorrowful tombstone, the output of the divine beast gave the ancient sheikah hope and pride through its successfulness in its functions, and in it lives the spirit of the legendary eggman himself (like literally). Experimenting with the different materials and mechanisms eggman utilised, the ancient sheikah were able to continue his legacy and create the first four divine beasts, and through proper adjustments made to eggman's utilisation of the goddess's power, had resulted in a more ability-efficient product that served to aid the heroes against the calamity. Eggman's spirit, whom through the years stayed sealed within the confines of his divine beast, acted as a sort of back up in case the four divine beasts were manipulated by calamity ganon, serving to blast a shot at the calamity from the heavens to stun it and slow down the process for the heroes to manouevre the divine beasts from the process. However, calamity ganon faced upwards during zelda's 17th birthday, and the direction as to where the greatest concentration of malice faced was at divine beast Vah Nitratnick itself. Eggman's spirit was unable to control the divine beast due to a new version of the blights, potentially the strongest, taking control pver it, much like it did with Vah Nitratnick's successors, thus holding eggman captive and unable to pass on. Through link's intervention, however, eggman was able to finally take aim at calamity ganon and ultimately aid in the sealing of the calmity itself, passing on during the endgame credits. Divine beast Vah Nitratnick's information: Divine beast Vah Nitratnick is a dome shaped construction built aside the moon that utilised the same materials as that of the four divine beasts, albeit slightly to a weaker extent due to the four divine beasts' surfaces being an improved version of the original divine beast. Vah Nitratnick, while massive, lacks the proper utilisation of hylia's power due to chaos blight's interference with the connection between it and hylia itself. The malice concentration in Vah Nitratnick is greater than in the four divine beasts, and infected stal creatures that appears in place of the stal heads may do slightly greater damage than the ordinary bokoblins found in hyrule itself. The entire dungeon is covered in malice, and to arrive without a bow or ranged weapon is extremely ill advised if you want to conquer the dungeon. It is located in space, near the moon itself, with a liquid-like mirage camouflage being used to hide itself. Normally, space-like regions are impossible to get to as they result in an instant death from the lack of air (well yeah, duh), but it is possible to install a new rune to help produce and store pockets of air for link to use. Through its + upgraded mode, it is able to produce an indefinite amount of air for link to freely explore the vast regions of the moon and essentialy vah nitratnick without popping. Also, gravity is reduced until special measures are taken in vah nitratnick, so jumping is discouraged until link coud activate gravitational pads that provides earth-levels of gravity. Vah Nitratnick is solely powered through eggman's wisdom and spiritual energy itself, which is more powerful than the average real life ghost itself, but barely enough to sustain vah nitratnick's various functions at the very least such as elevators and sheikah tech disablers that helps to aid in defeating special guardians. Through the map of the divine beast, link is able to communicate with the spirit of eggman and as to which part of the divine beast should eggman's energy be utilised into functioning. As such, link has to make slightly complex decisions to help conquer the divine beast through timing, experimentation and courage. Once all the terminals have been activated, link is able to access the main terminal of the divine beast, where he would be able to face Chaosblight Ganon. Boss fight: Chaosblight Ganon ChaosBlight Ganon is an electrical-static like energy being that moves at speeds slightly slower than thunderblight ganon, albeit intangible and invincible. It looks like the average blight, except for its static aura that surrounds the being itself, and its glowing cyan and static like mane. Surrounding the arena where you fight Chaosblight Ganon are the sheikah tech disablers which help to disrupt its static like form and disable it, enabling link to physically affect it in any way, before it gets up and revert back to its original form through a screech that damages link should he be near it. When attacking, the ganon curls itself into a ball with the mane on the outside and starts to roll towards link, who could block the attack, but risk breaking the shield due to the mane's high durability-breaking properties, or parry it which enables link to stun Chaosblight ganon for a while and convert him, to a certain degree, into a more physical form where he can still be stasis'd but not attacked. It moves in an unorthodixical and unpredictable manner, with it taking sharp and unexpected turns around the corners or midway through its attacks, and must be locked on at all times to track it down and prepare for the ganon. The turns are entirely random, with some occuring near you while others may have it move away at times. For its second phase, it moves at a speed equal or slightly greater than thunderblight ganon, and it's mane has glowed a golden shade. Instead of curling up and rolling, it instead hangs like a puppet and hovers over to you at high speeds while now bejng able to attack you while intangible. This means that you can no longer stasis it after parrying it, but you can track it down through locking it on after you counter or block its attacking. When locking on, however, chaosblight moves at a slower speed, which allows link to parry it more easily, albeit slightly harder than parrying it in the first phase. The stun is also greater when locked on, allowing link to activate the jammers and leave it vulnerable, with lower defence. If it is not locked on, however, it is harder to activate the jammers on time, and it recovers at a faster speed, although slow enough for link to lock on. When defeated, instead of the traditional heart containers, it gives an extra stamina container that makes a tiny wheel beside your stamina wheel that provides more stamina for link to run, paraglide and etc. The spirit of Eggman would soon approach link and congratulate the young hero on his success in taking back the final divine beast, giving him a conversation on his life and re-assurance about his ability to take on calamity ganon. He then proceeds to take aim at ganon and boast about the achievement of being the first man in hyrule history to actually piss on the moon while constructing the very first divine beast, Vah NitratNick, to hylia, through which he releases a heartfelt laugh and a sorrowful sigh for leaving his family behind for science and the greater good, with hopes that he could be forgiven for disowning the sheikah tradition multiple times and leaving his siblings, parents, comrades and his very own and beloved family, for the greater good of the people of hyrule and sheikah science. He utterly hopes that through his passing, he would be able to reunite with his fellow bretheren in the heavens once more and be forgiven for the actions that he has taken, resting alongside his brothers and sisters for the time he has spent in vah NitratNick. Shell-d bash: Eggman's parting gift allows link to surf at velocity and smoothness greater than his average surf through guardian like energy that surrounds link as he surfs, which allows him to ram himself into enemies and stun them. Many enemies that can be easily ragdolled such as bokoblins and moblins could be constantly damaged and pushed by link's shell-d bash and eventually killed in the proces, but harder or impossible to ragdoll enemies such as lynels and guardians would be greatly stunned and damaged, which leads link to backflip and prepare his shield and sword for combat while it takes up a usage of the gift itself. Unlike the maximum of 3 usages by the four gifts, eggman's gift has 5 usages before going on a hefty waiting time of 30 minutes, so be careful and use it wisely.
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 Год назад
Bro wrote a full on lore for a meme
@hoodieman25k
@hoodieman25k 3 года назад
Damn Eggman was the fifth champion the whole time... can’t believe we thought it was link
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
Can’t wait to see him in Botw 2
@hoodieman25k
@hoodieman25k 3 года назад
@@TheMasterDitt0 yeah I hope he’s really important to the story because it’s not like they would kill off the champions, right?
@davetheduck6801
@davetheduck6801 3 года назад
@@hoodieman25k hello, I am one of Nintendo of America’s developers, and yes we are going to have Eggman get a bigger role in BotW 2. We’re gonna add him as a companion who pisses on the enemies
@hoodieman25k
@hoodieman25k 3 года назад
@@davetheduck6801 Great! I can’t wait to rehydrate dehydrated Gannon with Eggman’s piss
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
@@davetheduck6801 sounds legit
@nubcake67
@nubcake67 3 года назад
Can we take a moment to appreciate how wholesome the thumbnail is?
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
I wish to see more (even better if it's in botw 2)
@heartbox1541
@heartbox1541 3 года назад
It's a shitpost for asexuals.
@Lottabaggage
@Lottabaggage 3 года назад
S**tposts getting better
@Cathrinite
@Cathrinite 3 года назад
@@heartbox1541 tf is that? another one of those made up genders?
@heartbox1541
@heartbox1541 3 года назад
@@Cathrinite It's a bit of a complicated one, so here's a video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html
@spynix0718
@spynix0718 3 года назад
Bro they literally have Ganon being sniped from 4 different angles. Edit: 5 forgot about Eggman for some reason.
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
You know Eggman was the hardest divine beast to unlock.
@c_cubed
@c_cubed 3 года назад
Especially with the fights with Divine Beast Vah Botronik and Pissblight Ganon.
@soldiergaming8899
@soldiergaming8899 3 года назад
@@c_cubed LOL
@klimp856
@klimp856 3 года назад
For absolutely no reason, when I saw your comment I thought ro myself "special beam Ganon"
@XSniper74184
@XSniper74184 2 года назад
How could you forget him? He's like the most important hero!
@mrj8149
@mrj8149 3 года назад
"Open up wide, Ganon!"
@paullucas7504
@paullucas7504 3 года назад
"Let's go, little guy!"
@ignatiusthegorilla
@ignatiusthegorilla 3 года назад
Because I'm going to Piss from THE MOON!
@luiatwood8234
@luiatwood8234 3 года назад
Bruh this got me laughing so hard
@sixthreload4057
@sixthreload4057 3 года назад
Shut up
@joshuathememelord4202
@joshuathememelord4202 3 года назад
Thought you were desbug for a second
@Elster.Chapman
@Elster.Chapman 3 года назад
Straight up thought this was Desbug for a sec
@CapatinT2007
@CapatinT2007 3 года назад
Same thing but just Hard
@jaideninky3929
@jaideninky3929 3 года назад
Same bro
@Smile.K25
@Smile.K25 3 года назад
Reminds me of sniper from TF2... Cept it's lazer piss and not in a container...
@thelaststraightguy990
@thelaststraightguy990 3 года назад
Bombs away!
@thegoodmudkip3652
@thegoodmudkip3652 3 года назад
Heads up!
@fmradio4123
@fmradio4123 3 года назад
Professionals Have Standards
@Emery6393
@Emery6393 3 года назад
This deserves more views
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
I think the RU-vid gods heard you...
@spoopslol3867
@spoopslol3867 3 года назад
I was expecting a 9/11 joke but this, this is way better
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
Hold up…
@irithylldragon
@irithylldragon 3 года назад
*THE FIFTH DIVINE BEAST*
@UltravioletNomad
@UltravioletNomad 3 года назад
Cant have a Blood Moon if its there is no moon Or if its covered in piss. It can be Ganons if Eggmans already marked it.
@lordpvt
@lordpvt 3 года назад
🤔
@spynix0718
@spynix0718 3 года назад
Can't like cuz it's the funny number.
@omarpikm2101
@omarpikm2101 3 года назад
my super laser piass
@SHRUQq
@SHRUQq 3 года назад
The cumbeam
@Rytonic69
@Rytonic69 3 года назад
Everytime I see this I forget the ending and it catches me off guard for some reason
@ultimatehydrabeast3237
@ultimatehydrabeast3237 3 года назад
This is so stupidly funny I’ve beaten breath of the wild six times and if this was added I just be cracking up the first time I ever look at it
@spartannamor8403
@spartannamor8403 2 года назад
Finally, a wholesome shitpost thumbnail
@goozesedits3021
@goozesedits3021 3 года назад
how to make the perfect plot twist :
@EnzoZambrotti
@EnzoZambrotti 3 года назад
Eggman was a Champion all along. I knew it
@GravityRaider
@GravityRaider 3 года назад
That was worth the buildup.
@friedchicken1628
@friedchicken1628 3 года назад
I remember this, its the battle against calamity ganon where all the guardians get a laser and blast ganon to half health
@drkspnova
@drkspnova 3 года назад
I was expecting the last one to be "PREPARE FOR MY CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM"
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
Your politics bore me. You got piss instead
@ghastlygno3002
@ghastlygno3002 3 года назад
"Now open up wide ganon" Thats what he said
@planeded5885
@planeded5885 2 года назад
"How do you like that Obama, I passed on the moon you idiot!" What a great sentence
@DrBlueHigh
@DrBlueHigh 3 года назад
Clam ganon got pissed on
@sound-wave00
@sound-wave00 3 года назад
Finally a wholesome thumbnail
@chefoli2130
@chefoli2130 3 года назад
He carried that whole fandub
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IMC0uZY2iH0.html 12:56
@soldiergaming8899
@soldiergaming8899 3 года назад
Damn. He pissed on a blood moon or something? Did a lotta damage
@chronicalgamingx
@chronicalgamingx 3 года назад
This was the most powerful moment i have ever seen
@thet-bone6628
@thet-bone6628 Год назад
This is a certified hood classic
@chaddangersexhaver98
@chaddangersexhaver98 3 года назад
This very well maybe the funniest video on the internet.
@jettparnell5328
@jettparnell5328 3 года назад
Eggman: how do you like that Obama, I pissed on the moon you I D I O T Obama: (screeachs in president)
@christopherIF
@christopherIF 3 года назад
Just perfect
@bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72
@bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 3 года назад
**Saves to AMSR playlist**
@godspeed8417
@godspeed8417 3 года назад
Better then what I was going to click for
@Joker-rd2fy
@Joker-rd2fy 2 года назад
this is not a shitpost this is art.
@uhsund
@uhsund 3 года назад
Meme necromancy at it's finest.
@hexonictheverymediocre
@hexonictheverymediocre 2 года назад
no, your not sorry, this is perfect
@memoryloss4327
@memoryloss4327 3 года назад
This very mind opening
@h4u5er
@h4u5er 3 года назад
It would be my last words: "how do you like that obama? I'm pissing on the moon"
@neonflux7773
@neonflux7773 2 года назад
So Eggman himself is the sixth Champion eh? also did he just blast Calamity Obama-Ganon by just pissing on the moon!? Such skill and expertise man
@juanse985
@juanse985 2 года назад
He blasted calamity ganon for fucking his wife
@neonflux7773
@neonflux7773 2 года назад
@@juanse985 a price to pay for ntr
@juanse985
@juanse985 2 года назад
@@neonflux7773 ntr?
@kukaracila2152
@kukaracila2152 2 года назад
Snapcube's Sonic dub is perfect…
@theflyingscotsman3027
@theflyingscotsman3027 2 года назад
As a true Zelda fan… I can confirm this is canon
@creepypastakingthedragones3679
@creepypastakingthedragones3679 3 года назад
That is a easy subscription from me Jesus that was great
@jessecardenas6971
@jessecardenas6971 3 года назад
Ganon: "FUCKING CAMPERS!" adolf hitler: "First time?"
@sameldridge4005
@sameldridge4005 3 года назад
So that's what they were going
@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900
@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 3 года назад
If humans were a separate race in botw like twilight princess
@foxboy6145
@foxboy6145 3 года назад
I didn't see that ending coming.
@ASOtheprO
@ASOtheprO 3 года назад
…I was not expecting that. It was beautiful.
@TheUltimateHumanBeing
@TheUltimateHumanBeing 3 года назад
How do you like that obama
@magicsasafras3414
@magicsasafras3414 3 года назад
IM DYING HELP
@eh2239
@eh2239 3 года назад
Good shot mate
@tattertot8259
@tattertot8259 3 года назад
Ahh so this unlocks the ending where you save Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !
@timmyjimmy7413
@timmyjimmy7413 3 года назад
I'm imagining that there's a dungeon in BOTW where you go into the giant eggman space cannon and free eggman's soul
@Autistic_Cl0wn
@Autistic_Cl0wn 3 года назад
Ah nah bruh, weird birb man lazer beamed Arcade Ganon, nah bruh smh.
@eneskahraman9223
@eneskahraman9223 3 года назад
dude why the heck are you sorry this is fucking amazing
@padalan2504
@padalan2504 3 года назад
Calamity Obama
@wrennybih
@wrennybih 3 года назад
i thought for sure it would be kingdom come
@shadowzealot7686
@shadowzealot7686 3 года назад
Amazing egg man thing
@cnargulengoz5200
@cnargulengoz5200 3 года назад
Ganon? *pfft* Ganon DEEZ NUTZ
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 3 года назад
This has to be one of the best comments I’ve seen
@cnargulengoz5200
@cnargulengoz5200 3 года назад
@@TheMasterDitt0 thx m8; i used the power of humor
@InsomnicKing
@InsomnicKing 3 года назад
Eggman pissed on Gannon
@AlphyYT
@AlphyYT 3 года назад
Well I guess calamity ganon is Obama now
@Iacobus-Magnus
@Iacobus-Magnus 3 года назад
This was probably the funniest one.
@xekun3614
@xekun3614 3 года назад
Its official, Botw takes place on the moon
@paosoares-sama3656
@paosoares-sama3656 3 года назад
the shitpost status without a lewd thumbnail
@thelaststraightguy990
@thelaststraightguy990 3 года назад
That would be a one-shot, undoubtably.
@goomba7623
@goomba7623 3 года назад
Hyrule is on the moon confirme
@moshikatze
@moshikatze 2 года назад
Can we appreciate the subtitles in the bottom are in the same font for eggman.
@MudhutStudiosOfficial
@MudhutStudiosOfficial 3 года назад
Of course. The biggest threat to Hyrule. *O B A M A*
@usaku9851
@usaku9851 3 года назад
Barack Oganon
@lGH05Tl
@lGH05Tl 3 года назад
he pissed on the moon
@legendarylightspeed
@legendarylightspeed 3 года назад
Eggman pissed on Ganon
@acorntea
@acorntea 3 года назад
YES YES YES
@tomoberryy
@tomoberryy 3 года назад
...
@Anthule7
@Anthule7 3 года назад
This shit fits perfectly
@CheekClapperJ69
@CheekClapperJ69 3 года назад
the worlds greatest piss reminds me of that scene in Ghostbusters when the scientists crossed their streams
@AFirex07
@AFirex07 2 года назад
This is hilarious
@ultimatehydrabeast3237
@ultimatehydrabeast3237 3 года назад
I think I found the sixth divine beast
@TheindBOROG
@TheindBOROG 3 года назад
God I love snapcube
@yaseruxd8402
@yaseruxd8402 3 года назад
and then I remembered someone speedrunning the game without any kingdom's help
@TheTrueFag
@TheTrueFag 3 года назад
I’m here to make an announcement...
@loganharris7801
@loganharris7801 3 года назад
So that fifth divine beast in the Champion's ballad was the Death Egg the whole time...
@palmer6294
@palmer6294 3 года назад
Oh that was incredible, I wasn’t ready for that
@MajiksChannel
@MajiksChannel 3 года назад
Аннигиляторная пушка
@sethjansson5652
@sethjansson5652 3 года назад
I'm disappointed that I've never correlated this...
@vanessacook5802
@vanessacook5802 3 года назад
You think he pissed on the moon?
@jpthepsycho1467
@jpthepsycho1467 3 года назад
I dunno how pissin on the moon is gonna prove a point to Obama but i appreciate the effort
@animetoon7815
@animetoon7815 2 года назад
i was eating cereal and i saw the thumbnail :v
@TheMasterDitt0
@TheMasterDitt0 2 года назад
very wholesome thumbnail
@dach9578
@dach9578 3 года назад
sounds like usopp froom one piece
@enriquehuerta2730
@enriquehuerta2730 3 года назад
Next time do king k rool final smash
@hatbros4463
@hatbros4463 3 года назад
YESSS!
@JibiJohns
@JibiJohns 3 года назад
double brimstone
@samblehhhhh
@samblehhhhh 3 года назад
that was amazing
@caveman2880
@caveman2880 3 года назад
æ
@JohnSpicebag
@JohnSpicebag 2 года назад
My guy Where the wholesome sauce at?
@quetzalcoatl974
@quetzalcoatl974 2 года назад
Sacred Beast Voh Gundaris
@TNT-vp1kz
@TNT-vp1kz 2 года назад
(The ultimate attack Gannon had no hope) Link: the fuck
@fine_ol_chap
@fine_ol_chap 3 года назад
salsa?
@yektaagra741
@yektaagra741 2 года назад
Doesa anyoeno else think itd be cooler if the help of the divine beasts came in one big beam instead of a rain?
@DVD-su6cs
@DVD-su6cs 3 года назад
ZELDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@apersonwhoisbored5785
@apersonwhoisbored5785 3 года назад
OBAMA
@promienodrzutowysamuel790
@promienodrzutowysamuel790 3 года назад
Thumbnail: 2/over 9000 Joke: 69/69
@dripgoku169
@dripgoku169 3 года назад
I want this thumbnail.
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