That's right student loan forgiveness, I have made three payments in five years, I just keep requesting forbearances. I'm on disability, I'm never going to have it. My current forbearance will be up soon, so I'm going to have to try to get another one or something.
I like your personality, but the jokes didn't hit for me at all. Guess it's hard to laugh at the hard R when you've been told it's offensive your whole life. Perhaps try subverting people's expectations instead of shock humor.