Short People Problems 

dam u shorter than me bout time F in chat for ya tho lol

I am also a 5'3" Andrew. I have 2 sons over 6'. Guess who basically never bumps their head, doesn't worry about my feet hanging over the end of the bed and can fit in the back seat of pretty much any vehicle. I don't have any trouble finding shoes in my size or pants long enough. My feet reach all the way to the ground and there's generally always some giant around to grab things off the top shelf at Wal-Mart so....seems I'm the perfect height.

I feel that lol I'm 5"2

I really get you since I'm almost as short (5'11''). But at least we don't have to worry about back pain, like the large fellows. #ShortKings

@@epaminon6196 5’11” is SHORT❓ That’s like, a whole foot taller than me 😂

im the tall one in the duo of my and my best friend and i've seen first hand how people under the average height make up for it in one way or another, for example, having to tell people she talks a lot (you will not get a word in, love her, but whoooo boy) like people think they can handle it without being classically trained

Sameeeee I'm 4'11" girl with a 6'3" husband so i feel you 😅 🥹

​@@marinaarellano436As a toxic person on the internet, I am obliged to give my very rude and unsolicited opinion, that I would otherwise not say to your face which is that you and your husband have a gross relationship. He's attracted to children, and you are likely a burden in the relationship and are ok with that. You are welcome, anytime.

@@14104 what the frick 😂

I'm 4'8" and my husband is 6ft.

it's also why people don't get as tall...malnutrition can also stunt your growth...probably for that reason

Sounds like he's still resentful and insecure if he felt the need to tell you that.

If I i spent 3 years in a Russian POW, I couldn't stop bringing it up.​@@mitchell102

@@mitchell102 Have the world look down at you your entire life and maybe the resentment and insecurity is justified.

It also paid to be short in Vietnam. You did have to crawl underground though...

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My tired brain initially read that as "Keep it Krillin" XD

except lord farquaad (that one got me)

@@gracieluke He wasn't a king.

I just realized that Fred Flintstone & Barney were short kings too

Duuude.....awesomeness....I need to see that picture

Totum

This is delightful

Naaawwww!!! ❤❤❤

OK 55 if you’re a girl is average , guy not average Unless you’re from Mars

Even funnier if they get decapitated by the low pipe

5.1? 5.1 what?

As someone who is 6' even can attest to that, being slightly above average I haven't been in a group photo where I was in picture that my mouth was in.

same here. 5'4. Horray. (i think) 😂

short lives matter

​@@mr_green33not according to women they don't like us short peeps

Saaaaaaame! Five-Four all day long…or short 🤣

I too am a member of the 5'4" club. Too tall for munchkinland, too short for everything else.

But how tall is your daughter :)

I'm a 5 ft italian woman and my favourite line to say is: I'm too small, there's no space for fear

Your as tall as Tom Cruise, that's cool

Stand up for yourself medium king!

Right? Just get me a stool to stand on or put me in the middle. I’ve been 5’6 for thirteen years. I’m 22, and they always had me in the front sitting in my knees. It was annoying

Damn man u checked all the boxes 😂

Why does this read like a product review 😂

​@@AriaHarmony I was thinking a movie critic! 😂

@@WouldntULikeToKnow. ahh that makes more sense 😂but I had a laugh imagining the rest of your reply going "9/10 would buy again" lol

You still have a few years to potentially grow a bit more don't give up! lmao

" 👈 that represents inches

Only if us shorties can slap your butt as we walk by at our "critter pace"! 😂

No, you don’t.

I see it all the time but you guys don't notice it

@@TheDrewLynch this rarified air really messes with our vision, you know?

I'm 6 foot 4 lol and I stutter entire sentences. Lol I even have a delay in my auditory processing I swear.

@@MarkB7774 6'4" gang! We out here slapping doorframes

@@darmakx99 Be honest, we slap doorframe with our heads going down stairs.

I'm civilian but from what I've seen and talked to the military is all around a great place to be a short man! There are very cool jobs that are disqualified for too-tall guys but apart from ceremonial guards none for too-short guys. Also, while I (5'3") strongly feel the disrespect-from-other-men thing is grossly exaggerated in any context and is basically a cope for people to avoid thinking about what else about them might cause other men to have no respect for them, the military seems to be an exceptionally good setting for respect for short guys. For the simple reason that the setting provides such obvious and manifest means for a man to earn respect in the eyes of his comrades, there's really not much room left for silly stereotypes and assumptions like a short guy is less worthy of respect or capable or less of a man. I think it's not hard for a short guy to earn respect in the military, it's done all the time afaik and people barely think about it. Only to people who have led a life of frivolity does it seem odd or weird for a 6'3" guy to show respect to a 5'3" guy. Surely he thinks of himself as superior or more masculine, or the other guy as a little kid or whatever, deep down. Well, no. (And again, I think it's mostly serious insecurity that makes anyone, tall or short, think otherwise.)

I was 6' in 6th grade.

@@bigguy7353 I was 5'3 in 9th grade.

I hit 6 ft when I was 15 and never grew after that 😂 I’m 30 now.

Good luck. I am in my 70’s and still your height. I haven’t started getting shorter yet.

Okay man, no need to brag lmao

You should have felt taller in 5th grade and shorter when you were 21 i guess

In the 50's it was normal and 5.6 was tall! I don't know in the US but in Europe (depends on you live) people aren't very tall. Except North, obviously. But there is everything! And all old cities are very nice, with old bricks wall and facades, and then it is the tall people who can't enjoy 😂 argh!

What are you gonna do? Stand behind the tall people? 🤔

I don't know what friend or business group expects short people to perform like circus freaks in group photos; I'd suggest finding another. I loved this routine but I have to say I found the photo part the least relatable. There's a "my life experiences animated" type RU-vidr who made a video called "short" that considers it a perk of shortness to always be the star of every group photo, and this is in my experience the more dominant one among us shorties. Of course it will vary drastically based on whether you like being in photos!

Are y’all gonna have kids and risk vertically challenging an innocent boy for the rest of his life?

Its the insecurity that women like or prefer taller men so he probably put it out as he didnt like it before you could say anything idk. but thats red flag type insecure

@@raziel9856 oh, I've only known confidante short guys before so, this was not a normal experience for me. Actually, as a kid I was a gymnast so, 'short' can be an advantage. Anyway, I wouldn't judge someone one their height but, 'content of character'

What's wrong with liking a particular kind of music? If it is the only kind of music that someone likes is one kind to the exclusion of all others, I could see it. If you like the person, you could introduce them to other things.

@@McKavian it's a preference and, I've found certain types of 'favorite music' can also be a 'red flag'. Sting, Phil Collins, New Country (I could go on) are just not things I can not tolerate in a potential romantic partner. Leaves the toilet seat up? Short? Kinda dumb? Not a deal breaker. But if he listens to Offspring or Nickleback? GTFO

Short people live longer than tall people

@@dforrest4503…. Doesn’t matter if I live till I am 90 or 82. I would rather live a good life than have a slightly longer end to it

If I knew I would shrink (I’m 78) I would have hung upside down long in Freshman year when I got to 5’ even ! 😮😂

I’m 4’ 11” and I RARELY ask anyone besides store personnel and my own family members to reach anything for me, and when it comes to my own family I only ask when they happen to be right where I want to reach - otherwise I’ll climb on stepstools, chairs, counters, tables and ladders just so I can reach stuff w/o bothering anyone 😅 I carry an umbrella/parasol with me every time I go out and have basically perfected the art of using the end of it to knock products off the top shelves in supermarkets and catch them as they fall, but I’m always grateful whenever a taller stranger notices what I’m trying to do and takes the thing off the shelf for me out of the kindness of his/her heart, because depending on how heavy or breakable the product packaging is, it can be a dangerous business 😅

I always ask the closest tall person, at the store, to reach things! I mean, I would get things from the bottom shelf for them ,if they asked! 😉

I'm only 5'8", but I was the tallest girl in school all 12 years. My daughters are 6'1" and 6'2"; they were constantly mistaken for teachers in junior high. Their pet peeve was the local coaches whispering "basketball!" whenever they walked by. 😂 Drew left out the biggest complaint my short friends have, but maybe it's only a female thing: taller people patting the tops of their heads, calling them 'cute,' and assuming they have the right to bodily pick them up.

​@@SouthCountyGal I would say that every thing in the second part is acceptable from friends and family - but only with concent. I put my chin on my sisters head and introduce her as my big sister. Then she elbows me in the ribs. We laugh. But, I agree that if you don't give concent, broken fingers should be used as a learning tool to not give head pats. Reverse headbutts for those that pick you from behind. Also, when I call a short person cute, its not because of your size. Its because you are cute.

It sucks so much in FL thats why everyones moving there.

It is a requirement to slap a hard curb when getting out of your car

Nobody else has said it so I will, "I am standing." 😂 5'4" here.