SHOULD I TRUST THEM? | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 3 

*DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER* Immediately touches powder....

"Is drugs!" * minutes after being detained "Is okay. Drugs are bad. Not good for kids." Why is Jorji so wholesome

Son:daddy we need food and heat please we might die Jack: *Crayola take it or leave it*

Imagine opening up a box of crayons for your birthday and your dad says "I shot a man for those"

Second playthrough, 3rd part and Jack still doesn’t know there are printed fingerprints from system AND those on paper you gave them so you need to compare them😅

Jack: Let me see your fingerprints to see if you are who you're claiming to be. Also Jack: *Doesn't compare fingerprints*

When your son draws you a picture: glory greatest *father* proud

jack: detains people for having an expired passport also jack: finds a suicide bomber and say "imma neglect her"

Jack: *Detains for incorrect passport details* Also Jack: *Doesn’t detain for having contraband and a bomb*

Bad guy :sets bomb on counter Me:”very cute but I need your passport.”

The fact that he let the reporter through in both play throughs with no documents causes me psychological pain

Jack: MY MONGOOSE EYES! His mongoose eyes: -👄-

passport has a misspelled word. "DETAINED!!!!!" 7:20 literally has a bomb strapped to their back. "denied. please exit to (my left i guess)"

"why are you coming here?" "visit" Jack: "transit for 2 days? sounds good!"

Jorji has great characterisation, he’s very much a realist and does not hold it against anyone. He is flawed and knows it, and so does not blame others for his shortcomings but commends them on their perception. He is truly the greatest man to live.

I love how even in the game it shows their relationship with Jorji. Because when they are detained you say "wait here jorji.." but you never say that to anyone else 😭😭😭

*Jack trying to use 3 braincells to see if the yellow key is for the yellow keyhole or the silver one*

48:58 "Oh shit I can't take it down!" Me: **Stares at the lever for a good few seconds**

Jack: Please no citation! The computer that could do his job: Haha citation go brrrrrrrr

Jack: Everyone’s cold sick and hungry that’s great. Stalin: Not bad kid

Jack. Listen. When you take the fingerprints. They give you their real fingerprints as well. And you match them up

Two people: *have bombs* Jack: Ok you can go. Criminal: *arrives* Jack: Welcome! Did you see the picture my son drew?

Jack: "Everything seems good." Also Jack: circles the discrepancy with his mouse

Jack: receives a mysterious envelope with a goddamn skull on it and the note "Do not to touch the powder" Also Jack: *I wanna touch the powder*

dear jack: GET THE FINGERPRINT PAPER FROM THE APPLICANT GOSHDARNIT 😢

The saddest story. “Wait here Jorji.” “Is ok I understand”

35:55 “i determine how bad people are by the size of their head” POOR SWEET BABY MARKIMOO!!!!

"I could not come until now" Jack: "Im about to come all over ur passport." Killed me. 😂

26:30 LOOK AT THE FINGERPRINTS THE PERSON GIVES YOU AND COMPARE THEM WITH THAT OFFICIAL COPY

Random person:has a mispell with date Jack:DETAINED Random person: has bomb Jack:ok leave Random person:is a criminal Jack:ok you can go in

*Someone brings bomb* Jack: Your passport is denied. *Someone has an expired ID* Jack: DETAINED

“I bought you expensive crayon set because I shot man today” ~ Jack, 2019

"I am able to give son crayons because I shot man today" Me too

Us: Find something wrong... Jack: OK your all set to gooo Us: *screaming at the screens* Nooooo

"Its crazy, one day he's your dad.. the next day, he's in jail." I had to take a breather, not gonna lie. One day about 7 or 8 years ago my dad went to work and I stayed up all night then passed out at about 8 am waiting for him. Later on after I woke up I found out he was in jail.

Anybody else smash their head against their screen whenever he works with fingerprints

Detains person for having incorrect information on papers. Just denies person for carrying bombs.

Jack: allright imma do this efficiently! Jack: Puts key Literally As far As POSSIBLE from Keyhole

Jack: "What is purpose of travel" "Only to visit" Jack: "only to visit in transit for couple of days" ...jack no....

8:50 Jack: I'm about to come ALL OVER YOUR PASSPORT Me: *spits out drink*

Man: *weights 3kg more* Jack: cant wait to deny you Man; *actually just fat* Jack; wait this never happened before

Jack: Detains two people for having incorrect documents. Also Jack: Let's two people with bombs just walk away.

The constant breif flashes of the Arstotska emblem keeps catching me off guard

I laughed when he touched the powder and then thought that, hey! At least you're getting a second chance and can now take down the stuff from your wall! I don't usually talk to youtubers out loud when watching them, but this time I kept telling him aloud to just pull the lever and raise the gate to remove the things. That was frustrating lmao

"i'll need to check your fingerprints" -has both sets of fingerprints -compares the picture and the name

Jack when he actually has a son "Dad can I have crayons for my birthday?" Jack: Not unless I shoot a guy

I know this is two years old... but Jack not seeing the second set of fingerprints just... breaks me

”Careful there Madeline, I can still deny your old decrypted ass” LMAO still my favourite line.

Jack: "I am the BEST" *Immediately waits for citation*

All this time and Jack still doesn’t realize that there’s a second finger print paper you check against

56:45 Jack said No you isn't girl I know you ain't come in here to live wit yo husband because I denied you

4 years later and it’s still amazingly funny 😂 Son “Dad…I’m starving. I have the flu, and I am freezing…” Jack: “Crayola 👹”

Jack, some tips. 1. There's a lever at the side of the sliding door that you can pull to open/shut it. 2. When someone has different weight, but when you do the search and they come back clear, let them through. It just means that they have lost/gained weight 3. When their photo/description is not matching, match the fingerprints from the thing the MOA sends you, the ID supplement and the fingerprints that the person gives to you (it is on the table. Remember you give them a slip of paper? Yeah. Then you take it back and compare fingerprints) 4. When you see the car pull up, open the sliding door and remove anything on the wall that shouldn't be there 5. Burn any EZIC gifts

when you hand them the fingerprint paper, you need to compare the fingerprints they give back to the record like so jack can see

What he says: “I’m so glad I get to replay this section!” What he means: “I’m so glad I touched mysterious white powder and accidentally killed myself!”

45:18 Me: **Yelling at jack** "DON'T LET HIM THROUGH, HE IS A CLEAR CRIMINAL!!!!!!- Jack: **Lets him in** Me: "Seriously?!?"

Jack: I am good at this game. Jack: *doesnt check the fingerprints of the person and fingerprints of the machine

Person with incorrect passport Jack: *DETAIN* Person with literal bomb vest Jack: "Yeah ok just go away"

This Let’s Play is one of my favorites Jack has ever done. Because: 1) it’s hilarious and his commentary is always amazing. 2) I feel like his ADHD got the better of him a lot with so much going on, and I’ve never felt more seen. People don’t understand how impossible it is to remember “simple” things you’ve done a million times under pressure or trying to do too much at once. I’ve had to text my boss an embarrassing amount of times to ask for the combination code to the med cabinet at work, despite having worked there for years. Your brain just blanks completely, and the more you try to grasp it, the further your memory seems to get. Seeing Sean forget what to do with the fingerprints when he’s frazzled was honestly so genuine. As much as I hate that Jack gets ridiculed in the comments for it, I’m glad he lets us see this side of him. It makes all of us Neuro-Spicey people feel good that even badasses like Sean lose to ADHD brain sometimes🤣

30:00 I used to be an inspector like you,then I took a computer to the knee

jack: "i have the eyes of a mongoose, ears of a hawk" me, three minutes later: "wait-"

Jack to Son: " *I am able to give you Crayolas because I shot man today* " Son: (Tom face)

My favorite part about the “reason for denial” stamp is that so many people treat it like an extra step but in reality have unnecessarily been doing all the requisite steps anyway beforehand. Like, prior to this, if someone shows up and doesn’t give you a required document, you can deny them outright. If they have any visible discrepancy, you can just deny them without question and blast through applicants for the first 17 days, like easily get to 15 on every day without an attack

45:30 Jack: “AHHH FUUU-“ Ad: *let me introduce myself…*

Old Jack: Panics when the press person shows up and let's him through when he shouldn't. Present Jack: The exact same thing.

15:15 who else was screaming at the screen when he put the key in 20 times 😲

"Let me search your itty bitty tiny ditty" And that is how Sean got placed on a watchlist

Lady: I will tell them you are doing well Jack: aww thank you *gets citation* Jack: MOTHER-

Jack, the number of people you detain carries over to the next day. Keep detaining!

i love the part where he detains people with wrong passports, but not the person with an explosive taped to their back

Jack: I want to touch the powder. Me having just seen the first play through: DO NOT TOUCH THE POWDER.

Jack: i need to look out for the order the order: entry plz? Jack: DETAINED! Terrorists: entry plz? Jack: Glory Greatest!

someone: I'm visiting for a few days Passport: work Jack:DETAINED

I love how Jack feels so sentimental towards Mr Potato Man but immediately detains him when he gets the opportunity.

" one day he's your dad, one day he's in jail" Jack PLEASE stop reminding me of my dysfunctional family.

Jack:maybe i should only detain people for contraband or if they are a criminal Also jack:your passport is expired? *DETAINED*

Misspelling on passport DETAINED Carrying bombs on back Okay just leave

Inspector:let her in she’s my sister Jack:maybe that’s his wife Sweat Alabama

39:12 That is the worst stamping job he has ever done lmao

Jack : (Forged documents) Detained!!! Also Jack : (Passenger with bomb or gun) Just go, i only need detain 2 people...

Jack: I can’t open the hatch to take the banner down!! Me: THE SWITCHHHHH ON THE SIDE!!!

"I used to be an inspector like you... Then I took a bomb to the knee"

i love how consistent you where with the story beats Sean, it cracked me up

4:12 one letter of the city is wrong. Jack:DETAINED 6:53 two people with contraband and bomb. Jack:NOT DETAINED

Did anyone else notice the random, like one frame long, FLASHES of the title screen?

42:04 "Aww, Arstotzka hero!" Subtitles: "Horse that's gay."

8:31 it blinks for just a millisecond to the logo

COMPARE THE FINGER PRINTS THE TAKE, THEY'RE ON THE TABLE!!!😢😂😂

Jack: *obtains fingerprints* Also Jack: *doesn’t compare fingerprints*

36:38 we all cried as little potato man was detained

48:57 five years later and it STILL BOTHERS ME HE DOESNT USE THE SWITCH

Man: gains weight Sean: WHAT DO I DO?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

woman: *looks completely different from passport photo* jack: yeah, i think your fine *approves*

jack: why can't I open the shutters? shutter lever: if I stand very still I become invisible...........

53:45 and just for that, I am liking this video

Jack, before the Inspector comes in the booth there is a lever to pull up the shades manually so you can take down the “unofficial” poster and drawing.

*Random Guy:* (enters booth) *Jack:* You look like a bad person. *Random Guy:* :’(

14:24 Jack: I need to be ready Also Jack: *Immediately places ID supplement on key*

this is a series that I keep coming back to when I'm doing other tasks, e.g. cleaning. its such a fun series and one that I can listen to without watching intently and still understand what is happening in the story. also does anyone else think its funny that Jack will detain people who have the wrong date on their paper but not someone with a bomb strapped to their back 😂

"Shooting man enables me to give son what he wants, this is law of arstotzka" - Jacksepticeye 2019