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shower thoughts that make me question reality..
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ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality.
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Комментарии : 24 тыс.   
@notastrangeperson2298
@notastrangeperson2298 4 года назад
I love how you don’t just randomly state shower thoughts, but flow through them cleanly
@atravis4004
@atravis4004 4 года назад
I'd like this but, its at 696 likes. I'd be a criminal if I liked it.
@hampreyagustin7910
@hampreyagustin7910 4 года назад
Yeah ur right.
@unscrupulous_shrimp3266
@unscrupulous_shrimp3266 4 года назад
Hand Grabbing Fruits That is hard to read!!!!!!
@klngpsyduckk7936
@klngpsyduckk7936 4 года назад
Mr. Nonsense he said you can’t hum if your nose is closed but I can
@plsmaurice5549
@plsmaurice5549 4 года назад
exactly unlike those stupid text to speech reddit videos
@jagraj7015
@jagraj7015 4 года назад
Shower thought: you've woken up over *10,000* times and you're still not used to it.
@myheartwillstopinjoy8142
@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 4 года назад
Damn, same.
@earthinthecomments4944
@earthinthecomments4944 4 года назад
Sadly true
@ss-pu8hc
@ss-pu8hc 4 года назад
The fudge it mean your old
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085 4 года назад
So hes 27yrs old how is he old??
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085 4 года назад
@@ss-pu8hc ????
@_xiper
@_xiper 2 года назад
My favorite: The 'a' in 'apart' is a part of 'apart' but the 'a' in 'a part' is apart from 'a part'.
@RuruTheTutu
@RuruTheTutu 2 года назад
Its...lovely
@Bruno-dv3ym
@Bruno-dv3ym 2 года назад
whait , what?
@_xiper
@_xiper 2 года назад
@@Bruno-dv3ym Apart means separate but it's one word, meaning that 'a' is not apart but a *part* of the word 'apart'. So basically the opposite of the word, or more verbosely, antonymical. Then we have the phrase 'a part', in which the starting letter 'a' is *apart* from it. Even if it isn't a word but a phrase, it's still quite cool.
@yesm2840
@yesm2840 2 года назад
godzilla has a stroke reading this and fking died
@mintyo-P
@mintyo-P 2 года назад
I dont know how i managed to understand that
@bartoszgab9059
@bartoszgab9059 3 года назад
2:33 Doctor is happy when you are sick Mechanic is happy when your car broke down Lawyer is happy when you mess up And only Thief wishes you wealth and prosperity
@cuboembaralhado8294
@cuboembaralhado8294 2 года назад
But does a gravedigger get happy when you die?
@bartoszgab9059
@bartoszgab9059 2 года назад
@@cuboembaralhado8294 It deppends on what kind of person is the gravedigger. Does he have respect for the dead? Does he understands the tragedy and inevitability of death? Or does he just view ceremonial burial as a stable source of money? Not to mention that someone without regard for ethic of every kind, may have a second "job" as a graverobber.
@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2
So they can do the opposite to you
@DigitalAqua.
@DigitalAqua. Год назад
how do they wish you prosperity if they want to steal ur money?
@AgentToe
@AgentToe Год назад
@@DigitalAqua. Exactly
@ghost_ly8831
@ghost_ly8831 4 года назад
"you sleep for a third of your life" Gamers: are you sure about that
@socoolyeahyeah4867
@socoolyeahyeah4867 4 года назад
RU-vid, I think you're missing a few likes here
@gaming_mohammed3650
@gaming_mohammed3650 4 года назад
Justine Thanos Yup, underrated comment right there..
@bigchungus8436
@bigchungus8436 4 года назад
Yeah I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 5 days, redbull is the only thing keeping me awake right now
@CrusaderKnight2000
@CrusaderKnight2000 4 года назад
@@bigchungus8436 You're probably going to start hallucinating soon. You should go to bed.
@yo_balls
@yo_balls 4 года назад
Yea relatable
@rockstarvation
@rockstarvation 4 года назад
"Sleep is just a free trial of death" Your free trial has ended. Now paying for full version. "what? NOOO!"
@ifinnishboy4126
@ifinnishboy4126 4 года назад
Full version: Sleep is just a free trial of death Your free trial has ended pay for the full version YESSS (looks at account ballence) 0$ what NOOOOO
@DJBrie333
@DJBrie333 4 года назад
At least we get free trial for 80+ years! Good deal right!? "Haha haha ha..."
@thatnbaguy8940
@thatnbaguy8940 4 года назад
my mom said i can sleep when i'm dead... so i'm paying for a free trial??
@awzdtx1
@awzdtx1 4 года назад
NeyherElite I will pay for the full version
@F.RO.H
@F.RO.H 4 года назад
Uninstalling and installing is reancerating
@ChristopherB.
@ChristopherB. 2 года назад
"If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?" These videos make me question reality.
@Ok-gp3nc
@Ok-gp3nc 2 года назад
The reality is mind readers don’t exist You’re not questioning reality you’re questioning a fantasy
@Creeper_Pug
@Creeper_Pug 2 года назад
@@Ok-gp3nc wow who would’ve guessed
@Nabajyoti_Falls
@Nabajyoti_Falls 2 года назад
@@Ok-gp3nc how can u say that
@thewinner4319
@thewinner4319 2 года назад
BATMAN says their own minds and the other mind reader's mind!🙂
@Kyleplaysgames567
@Kyleplaysgames567 Год назад
They are basically just talking to each other. Who says the can't have their own thoughts as well as being able to hear the other person's thoughts.
@possumsquid50
@possumsquid50 3 года назад
“You see people every day that you will never see again.” *Laughs in coronavirus*
@maximuswest8681
@maximuswest8681 2 года назад
Wait a sec
@wooekkd5982
@wooekkd5982 2 года назад
It is possible to see someone again. Through a dream you might see a total stranger, but that is just someone you saw and your brain just remembers the face. 😀
@Ahmad-ot4oc
@Ahmad-ot4oc 4 года назад
Scary shower thought: You actually aren't afraid of being left alone at your house, you are afraid that you are NOT alone
@snoozy_woozy
@snoozy_woozy 4 года назад
Woah.. that’s actually really true, did not realize that
@nadasomeone
@nadasomeone 4 года назад
Genius😂
@Radikai968
@Radikai968 4 года назад
Thanos really is cursed with knowledge.
@fluffbunbun8377
@fluffbunbun8377 4 года назад
Your not afraid of the dark, your afraid of what’s in the dark.
@nadasomeone
@nadasomeone 4 года назад
@@Radikai968 xD🤣😂
@danilo7501
@danilo7501 4 года назад
Shower Thought: When we die in a dream, we wake up immediately because our brain doesn't know what happens after death
@paperbag4956
@paperbag4956 4 года назад
Wooah wuuuut that explains when I got shot at Walmart I woke up immediately...
@lex6081
@lex6081 4 года назад
Woah that is so good I have never thought of it that way
@TwoTymez96
@TwoTymez96 4 года назад
When we sleep, were basically dead for a few hours. And does it feel like we sleep for a few minutes when it was a few hours. If we're basically dead when we sleep, is heaven a good dream and hell is a nightmare?
@BushVFX
@BushVFX 4 года назад
I knew that one, I was going to comment but you beat me to it :(
@bmo5713
@bmo5713 4 года назад
So im actually dead rn
@lily1998
@lily1998 2 года назад
"You can't snap your fingers inside your mouth" I fell for it. I snapped inside my mouth and it hurt so damn bad.
@maximuswest8681
@maximuswest8681 2 года назад
F.
@velionia
@velionia 2 года назад
F
@girl_from_everywhere
@girl_from_everywhere 2 года назад
😧
@nopalbeni3679
@nopalbeni3679 2 года назад
Same to me lol
@Jayasree0627
@Jayasree0627 2 года назад
Same🙄
@ColbieDaCorgiRoblox
@ColbieDaCorgiRoblox Год назад
*shower thought* you could think about something for the last time and never know
@jeffalong
@jeffalong 4 года назад
"Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they'll be together" Bold of you to assume that i'll have a future wife.
@nothing_114
@nothing_114 4 года назад
Good luck
@limitedoriginz6109
@limitedoriginz6109 4 года назад
I don't want a wife so yeahhh
@chillby4198
@chillby4198 4 года назад
*insert same*
@limitedoriginz6109
@limitedoriginz6109 4 года назад
aubrey hotchkiss Nah I just like living with my family
@limitedoriginz6109
@limitedoriginz6109 4 года назад
aubrey hotchkiss I ain't gay or a girl
@-aiko-6552
@-aiko-6552 4 года назад
Shower thought: *We’ve all technically kicked a pregnant women before*
@convertible412
@convertible412 4 года назад
No, I haven't. I WOULDN'T DARE
@ibrahimdirie8148
@ibrahimdirie8148 4 года назад
Hexi u don’t get it do u??
@Bonnie17
@Bonnie17 4 года назад
@@convertible412 Think about it
@nbryan0585
@nbryan0585 4 года назад
😂 I haven’t thought about that
@am4uri521
@am4uri521 4 года назад
Bro Hexi we did because as a baby we kicked our mom inside of her stomach
@thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196
@thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196 2 года назад
Shower thought: why is grey called grey and not light black unlike other colors which have a light version
@zarthy4169
@zarthy4169 2 года назад
And Pink is called Pink, rather than Light Red.
@sunnirobertson4316
@sunnirobertson4316 2 года назад
And purple is purple, not dark red
@iwbmo
@iwbmo 2 года назад
why not dark white
@shaunjimbangan1166
@shaunjimbangan1166 2 года назад
@@zarthy4169 "No, it is light ish red"
@arzafatima234
@arzafatima234 2 года назад
Grey can also be called dark white
@huytrandang277
@huytrandang277 2 года назад
"sleep is just a free trial of death" Death seems pretty comfortable and refreshing especially after staying awake for almost 2 days racing against time to submit your 3 months of homework intime
@olin409
@olin409 4 года назад
1:08 "Sleep is just death being shy" Exurb1a
@inkblade00
@inkblade00 4 года назад
thank you.
@olin409
@olin409 4 года назад
@@inkblade00 you're welcome
@ARCISX
@ARCISX 4 года назад
Aaah you are a man of culture as well....
@VyzeXD
@VyzeXD 4 года назад
Oli N litteraly the first thing I thought about
@noxciel5073
@noxciel5073 4 года назад
Oli N thought the same thing
@ziggystarbucks6383
@ziggystarbucks6383 4 года назад
“You can’t move your top teeth” My little sister wiggling her loose top tooth: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
@loveliaharmonie7719
@loveliaharmonie7719 4 года назад
He meant to say 'You can't move your upper jaw'
@emperorpierogi9772
@emperorpierogi9772 4 года назад
You get what you deserve. r/wooosh
@chubbyfroggos7497
@chubbyfroggos7497 4 года назад
ArcticFoxPT Mapper explain how this is a woooosh 🤔
@emperorpierogi9772
@emperorpierogi9772 4 года назад
@@chubbyfroggos7497 He probably didn't get the joke, if not obviously.
@salmodahir1694
@salmodahir1694 4 года назад
That's what I thought
@knightmare510
@knightmare510 Год назад
Shower thought- You aren't actually afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the things in the dark.
@nuetralkitty58
@nuetralkitty58 Год назад
GMM song reference?
@DuccDev
@DuccDev Год назад
This is on every comment section ever please stop I’m begging you
@knightmare510
@knightmare510 Год назад
@@DuccDev hmm
@nuetralkitty58
@nuetralkitty58 Год назад
@@DuccDev Who are you referring to? 🤔
@DuccDev
@DuccDev Год назад
@@nuetralkitty58 there’s literally a comment above you saying the same thing. “Shower thought: You’re not afraid of being alone in your house, you’re afraid of NOT being alone in your house”
@TheFreebomb
@TheFreebomb 3 года назад
“Before the invention of phones, the question: “Where are you” , has probably never been asked” - people in the stone age playing hide and seek: ._.
@eliVII
@eliVII 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-35oyDdEENzk.html
@gumballwatterson5074
@gumballwatterson5074 2 года назад
I've just thought of that😂😂
@trossies7709
@trossies7709 2 года назад
Respect for them lol
@TheFruitto
@TheFruitto Год назад
Or people before phones in general.
@sandeepsrinivas7
@sandeepsrinivas7 4 года назад
Shower thought: Lamps in video games use real electricity.
@Yarblocosifilitico
@Yarblocosifilitico 4 года назад
I like that. Do lamps irl use energy from somewhere else? :P
@doctorthee
@doctorthee 4 года назад
Whoa
@JasonSmith709
@JasonSmith709 4 года назад
So do electric cars in video games.
@martiddy
@martiddy 4 года назад
A videogame is just pressing buttons to watch the pixels in a screen changing colors and brightness.
@alessandromangaXD
@alessandromangaXD 4 года назад
So do rocks, plants, water and flesh. Huh.
@capncook2006
@capncook2006 4 года назад
Shower thought: The only times we ever talk about shower thoughts are outside the shower.
@triggeredperson995
@triggeredperson995 4 года назад
Lmao
@temitolaadegbenro5705
@temitolaadegbenro5705 4 года назад
Speak for yourself, ever heard of group shower talks?
@seanbogann
@seanbogann 4 года назад
Cereal Eater Lmaooo
@imjustalittleqwerty
@imjustalittleqwerty 4 года назад
eshal shoaib Japan
@ziggystarbucks6383
@ziggystarbucks6383 4 года назад
Says who?
@jonathan-zo9nh
@jonathan-zo9nh 2 года назад
Shower thought: When you pointed a flashlight at the night sky the light would still be traveling into instellar space and into the cosmos
@ImMatthewGodzilla
@ImMatthewGodzilla Год назад
Wanna know sum?
@ImMatthewGodzilla
@ImMatthewGodzilla Год назад
The light you shined into the night sky is probably still traveling through space even after you took it off
@_Umbrael_
@_Umbrael_ Год назад
You wanna know something? The refraction of the light on the air particles in the atmosphere will prevent any normal flashlight's light from reaching space. And even it if does, it won't get far.
@cookiemonster784
@cookiemonster784 3 года назад
“Looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight” *Me who only sleeps for 2 hours*
@blue_animates
@blue_animates Год назад
69th like
@noodbg1787
@noodbg1787 5 месяцев назад
ohh is it true?
@victoriaramirez7037
@victoriaramirez7037 4 года назад
*shower thought:* the moment you're born is basically like a "face reveal" to your parents.
@stanbtsandblackpink129
@stanbtsandblackpink129 4 года назад
And my parents we probably disappointed with what they saw xD
@christopherdinoguy8346
@christopherdinoguy8346 4 года назад
And an unboxing for the parents.
@gehazelmuse1507
@gehazelmuse1507 4 года назад
Oh Shit 🤔💯
@bungeegum8792
@bungeegum8792 4 года назад
😱well that explains why they looked scared
@phantom4577
@phantom4577 4 года назад
Victoria Ramirez The moment you’re born, you already own the government a lot of money.
@infraism34
@infraism34 4 года назад
Shower Thought: You’ve never watched a full movie unless you don’t blink
@lashgum9834
@lashgum9834 4 года назад
No, you can pause the movie Everytime you gotta blink
@YktVerti
@YktVerti 4 года назад
Ashieee Fox how do you know you’ll blink at the right time ?
@sam-ps6wd
@sam-ps6wd 4 года назад
@Ashieee Fox but then you’d have to pause it like every 5 seconds
@earthinthecomments4944
@earthinthecomments4944 4 года назад
suzie sassy nailz But then you still watched the full movie
@sam-ps6wd
@sam-ps6wd 4 года назад
@Earth in the comments it would take like 30 hours to finish it tho
@blazeplays5097
@blazeplays5097 2 года назад
New theory for what happens after death: We rewatch our life over and over. Actually, if that's true, you don't know how many times you've relived this moment.
@girl_from_everywhere
@girl_from_everywhere 2 года назад
And that would be where deja vu comes from.
@Aris_W
@Aris_W 2 года назад
@@girl_from_everywhere and the mandela effect
@Logannnnnnnnnnn
@Logannnnnnnnnnn 2 года назад
I don’t mind that theory really I know some people are scared of it but i thinks it’s better then just darkness or something. But I also don’t like it because then I’ll have to relive many deaths of my loved ones.
@oscarscadds36
@oscarscadds36 Год назад
Shower Thought: “Are you asleep?” Is the only question you can never truthfully answer yes to.
@NeverEndingFire13
@NeverEndingFire13 Год назад
*laughs in dreams*
@vadenlow5953
@vadenlow5953 Год назад
"Are you mute? "Are you going to stay silent?" "Are you divisible by 0?"
@NeverEndingFire13
@NeverEndingFire13 Год назад
@@vadenlow5953 you can type yes in the chat, you can nod your head, um idk about that last one
@vibrantebony
@vibrantebony Год назад
‘Are you dead?’ You can’t answer yes or no 😮
@Ryan-iu3tq
@Ryan-iu3tq Год назад
Are you dead
@dark_regent2151
@dark_regent2151 4 года назад
Shower thought: When you see this comment someone else could be reading it with you at the same time
@dark_regent2151
@dark_regent2151 4 года назад
@raincoattt Different time zones
@dark_regent2151
@dark_regent2151 4 года назад
@raincoattt oh okay
@kirbycat6007
@kirbycat6007 4 года назад
my loneliness: aight ima head out
@kelsey5440
@kelsey5440 4 года назад
Who’s reading this in February at 6:00?
@SRT_Tom33
@SRT_Tom33 4 года назад
Yep
@jacques1526
@jacques1526 4 года назад
Everyone: *has thoughts in the shower about something smart and meaningful* Me In the shower: *tries to figure out how to win an argument that happened to me years ago*
@ssilversquirrel9054
@ssilversquirrel9054 4 года назад
Lol same!!!!😂😂😂 P.S. I know people usually say this but its truly relatable
@klainez
@klainez 4 года назад
SSilverSquirrel yoo what’s good fam how’s quarantine goin
@_pisnuspeach1406
@_pisnuspeach1406 4 года назад
Same
@jaedeagudera6955
@jaedeagudera6955 4 года назад
OMG me
@CrazyAJOnYT
@CrazyAJOnYT 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@keziaplayz8015
@keziaplayz8015 2 года назад
Shower thought: What if “humans” are actually fairy’s, and gravity is the timer for how long you can fly. Jumping is really flying.
@ImMatthewGodzilla
@ImMatthewGodzilla Год назад
I techinically flew once cuz when i was younger i jumped and it lasted for a good 3 seconds Gravity please work for once
@ef5tornadoes
@ef5tornadoes 2 года назад
The eye of a hurricane is actually the calmest spot in a hurricane almost 0 wind and sometimes it’s sunny but in the other hand the eye wall around the eye has the strongest winds in the entire storm
@siennacacador6948
@siennacacador6948 4 года назад
Shower thought: if everyone in the world blinked at the same time, no one would know........
@hxgorr6652
@hxgorr6652 4 года назад
Sienna Cacador unless it was filmed ! *Mind Explosion* boom.
@jeremiepigeon
@jeremiepigeon 4 года назад
@@hxgorr6652 how the fuck would you film every person in the world huh?
@ValentinodeHaas
@ValentinodeHaas 4 года назад
@@jeremiepigeon well everyone has their own FBI agent so...........
@thevoidgamer7059
@thevoidgamer7059 4 года назад
@@ValentinodeHaas What a out The FBI agents? They're humans as well
@ValentinodeHaas
@ValentinodeHaas 4 года назад
@@thevoidgamer7059 no
@mub8445
@mub8445 4 года назад
Shower thought: almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
@thatman6916
@thatman6916 4 года назад
IQ level 3 digit, lol😂
@sashazaher
@sashazaher 4 года назад
Me: Throws phone* Also Me:YeP
@hieveryone6129
@hieveryone6129 4 года назад
I know you said “almost” but this is a joke. A balloon with helium! Did you ever think of that???
@ashh_vr
@ashh_vr 4 года назад
Don’t look at my profile Picture that actually eventually comes down to balloons dont stay like that forever
@rakqgier4141
@rakqgier4141 4 года назад
@@hieveryone6129 Good point, but at the same time at one point it will pop and come back down.
@kaviduhok2124
@kaviduhok2124 Год назад
It’s not the sounds itself that makes music/songs beautiful and meaningful, but it’s the silence in between each sound that does it.
@carolynandbrandonkidd3014
@carolynandbrandonkidd3014 Год назад
I'm not sure how much you know about music but there is plenty of stuff that goes into a song that is not a note and a rest. There is the tempo or speed of the song. The dynamics, how loud or how quiet it is. Slurs which remove the space of no sound between each note. But yes, the space in-between each note does help with the song ,but it does not make it a song
@hana.7566
@hana.7566 Год назад
Shower thought: Most of the time when we dream, we don't know what's gonna happen. So there's like 2 parts of you, the audience and the film maker
@7GHOST.
@7GHOST. 4 года назад
*Shower thought* : *When a baby is born it beats the record of the youngest person alive...*
@nickv.3573
@nickv.3573 4 года назад
This is like everyones first shower thought
@ceboula6871
@ceboula6871 4 года назад
I never thought about it...🤔
@abemurillo2931
@abemurillo2931 4 года назад
I've thought about that
@mrmunch5615
@mrmunch5615 4 года назад
So twins break the record at the same time? Edit: A lot of people are saying no.
@Angybirb
@Angybirb 4 года назад
Hmm
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад
These thought are really making me question how showers can be so intelegent
@crapcantbeholy1389
@crapcantbeholy1389 4 года назад
Oh no, it's you again
@undi601
@undi601 4 года назад
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access why do i see ur comments everywhere lol
@nilofarrahman6717
@nilofarrahman6717 4 года назад
Ive seen u many times
@MortyMortyMorty
@MortyMortyMorty 4 года назад
what the hell is intelegent? 🤣🤣
@peezy1942
@peezy1942 4 года назад
Morty lololol so intelegent
@gustavbinken
@gustavbinken Год назад
I’v been listening to you so i can sleep for years now. This week i got diagnosed with MS. My life just changed. It Will never be the same, but the words you said about ”sometimes good things happen and sometimes bad things happen, we just gotta play with the Cards we’ve been given” That really spoke to me. Thank you
@Tumama32
@Tumama32 Год назад
As soon as bro said something about breathing I instantly started manually breathing 🤣
@aldey8906
@aldey8906 4 года назад
Shower thought: what if someone in the world is doing the exact same thing that I’m doing right now
@cloudystars55
@cloudystars55 4 года назад
Al DeY sooooo someone is sitting eating ice cream in ur cozy bed watching Kim possible on Disney+ while watching shower thoughts HAHA doubt that 😂😂😂 (that’s what I’m doing btw)
@snow_drop_falls1491
@snow_drop_falls1491 4 года назад
ッCloudyStars umm hi same
@cloudystars55
@cloudystars55 4 года назад
Sarah 😂😂😂
@cloudystars55
@cloudystars55 4 года назад
Sarah doubt it
@snow_drop_falls1491
@snow_drop_falls1491 4 года назад
ッCloudyStars you sure about that
@Luchi_ly
@Luchi_ly 4 года назад
"If vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef" This had me rolling😂😂
@gavintuft5873
@gavintuft5873 4 года назад
Oluchi Izah no. Then they have broccoli
@sy8278
@sy8278 4 года назад
I BEEN SAYING THAT I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE POSTED😂😂
@W33LLF
@W33LLF 4 года назад
😂😂
@superwatercow201
@superwatercow201 4 года назад
Oluchi Izah I’m a vegetarian lol
@hdtxmia872
@hdtxmia872 4 года назад
Oluchi Izah nah it’s considered broccoli
@SnailTrailJay
@SnailTrailJay 3 года назад
Shower thought: people: “nothing lasts forever” me: technically life does for you. Like if you die before someone you don’t live forever to them but you do to you. So technically everyone lives forever
@oioioioioi994
@oioioioioi994 3 года назад
Unless there's something after death
@StalkerStrike762
@StalkerStrike762 2 года назад
Souls are immortal, bodies you all using in this world is mortal.
@ilv839
@ilv839 Год назад
​@@StalkerStrike762u are right exactly
@JustJaws.
@JustJaws. Год назад
"No ruling British King has ever used the internet" 💀
@planet9437
@planet9437 4 года назад
Why are people with glasses considered “smart” if they failed a test to get them?
@j8n622
@j8n622 4 года назад
that’s sadly true.......
@imasalad9940
@imasalad9940 4 года назад
Ouch
@lostickss3421
@lostickss3421 4 года назад
You mean "if they failed a test to not get them"
@ziqrsx
@ziqrsx 4 года назад
Im a lazy dumbass who knows nothing but cars and is terrible at school. Heh
@Devi.456
@Devi.456 4 года назад
Actually that's a stereotype and a stereotype is bad to think
@Wardog-pl9yw
@Wardog-pl9yw 4 года назад
Shower thought : sex is basically transferring unborn kids to a different person
@aub9769
@aub9769 4 года назад
Gataar not always
@cassandraa
@cassandraa 4 года назад
So basically,the men are the one’s delivering the baby *im guessing*
@yum396
@yum396 4 года назад
Have you heard of a condom
@kitazune9950
@kitazune9950 4 года назад
Actually, no! Without the woman, the spermatozoïde is only a cell. Just like any other but when it meets the ovaries, then it becomes a child... We learned that once
@movvvn
@movvvn 4 года назад
Its like trading “ Ima give you this disappointing kid for that funny child”
@Maayrakk
@Maayrakk 2 года назад
6:19 “ you should really clean your glasses right now” Me:removes glasses and checks Also me:how did you know
@ItalianFwog
@ItalianFwog Год назад
IDK BUT IT SCARES ME CUZ THEY *WERE* CRUSTY AF
@rjiwaniec2716
@rjiwaniec2716 Год назад
‘’ no British ruling king has used the internet” well timed
@stxazy6320
@stxazy6320 4 года назад
Shower thought: If you cut off Mike wasouski’s legs you’d be beheading him
@donn1333.
@donn1333. 4 года назад
Epic Gamer why isn’t this comment popular ?🤣😂
@battlebornxy2037
@battlebornxy2037 4 года назад
@@donn1333. probably because it was out 4 days ago
@the_weeknd_issuperior4262
@the_weeknd_issuperior4262 4 года назад
GET OUT MY HEAD !!! 🤯🤯
@ryleeslentz6316
@ryleeslentz6316 4 года назад
That is so cool to think about
@jeonkookie6919
@jeonkookie6919 4 года назад
wtf wtf wtf wtf
@maddir4933
@maddir4933 4 года назад
shower thought: when we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth
@charlenetownsend7681
@charlenetownsend7681 4 года назад
But the earth is a ball so that must mean it has a BROTHER?
@_froskkk_58
@_froskkk_58 4 года назад
@@charlenetownsend7681 OH MY GOD-
@melody-or1bv
@melody-or1bv 4 года назад
Charlene Townsend NO JUST NO 😭😭
@The_Cheezit_Man
@The_Cheezit_Man 4 года назад
Charlene Townsend but that would mean that if like the smell of fresh cut grass, you actually like the smell fresh cut earth pubic hair. ;-;
@kalechips7534
@kalechips7534 4 года назад
Charlene Townsend oh wow u guys r all just wow
@awhxaria7392
@awhxaria7392 2 года назад
“You can’t move your top teeth” Loose top teeth: *you fool*
@hoosiergirl206
@hoosiergirl206 Год назад
Now there's a ruling British king who has used the internet!!🤯
@FraserFilms21
@FraserFilms21 4 года назад
Shower thought: Every time you cough/sneeze, it is synchronized to atleast one random person
@prwedros4883
@prwedros4883 4 года назад
Its not impossible for only one person to sneeze though
@jayaz4299
@jayaz4299 4 года назад
@@prwedros4883 you dont get it dont you?
@pb_x
@pb_x 4 года назад
N1kc_ Exacts true, but considering there are 8 billion humans on earth and humans aren’t the only animals that can sneeze, the odds of a single living entity sneezing with no other random living thing sneezing at the same time is so low that there isn’t a point to your comment
@kamhrl
@kamhrl 4 года назад
Dont you die for a second when you sneeze?
@ibrahimdirie8148
@ibrahimdirie8148 4 года назад
Daylight Dreamer YT *_wut_*
@whoisXsoe
@whoisXsoe 4 года назад
“Life is like a roller coaster, but on a roller coaster aren’t the downhill parts the most fun?” *Wait wha-*
@831ImJustSaying
@831ImJustSaying 4 года назад
Invent something that will be stolen often, so that they will be forced to buy replacements. Business strategy for the wickedly wise.
@isnortcrayons6226
@isnortcrayons6226 4 года назад
I mean.. it's not wrong.. it is fun getting high, and drinking, and wasting all your money for wants.. Not that I know that HAHHAHAHA WHAAAA NO WAY :)
@Asterly0
@Asterly0 4 года назад
@Sam Sharaf i have pretty much all of those :.D
@epicboy6257
@epicboy6257 4 года назад
Nice parashockx pfp. Be original
@Asterly0
@Asterly0 4 года назад
@@epicboy6257 so a skeleton is original, "epicboy"?
@tinycolonelstudios5848
@tinycolonelstudios5848 2 года назад
Watching a clip from my favorite tv show as a child is more interesting and satisfying then going back and watching the full episode.
@btdcam2405
@btdcam2405 2 года назад
Him: your lungs are trying to kill you Me: that’s crazy Takes a puff from inhaler
@Fergusand
@Fergusand 4 года назад
Shower thought: if everything is a dream you must be really, really, creative.
@bria4776
@bria4776 4 года назад
Huhwhat ? 😂
@ilovegtr9634
@ilovegtr9634 4 года назад
Big brain
@keys6469
@keys6469 4 года назад
I have the weirdest most odd dreams- I guess I'm creative??
@Potato436_
@Potato436_ 4 года назад
You could have a boring life.........
@rhysthomas4637
@rhysthomas4637 4 года назад
every person/face in your dreams are people you have seen before in your life.
@rat7346
@rat7346 4 года назад
Shower thought: History class will only get harder and harder
@ramadevimangalampalli7797
@ramadevimangalampalli7797 4 года назад
Perfect
@TheTopGearConnoisseur
@TheTopGearConnoisseur 4 года назад
It’s not a thought, it’s a fact🤣🤣
@madebybroovy
@madebybroovy 4 года назад
You made history
@ambilir1858
@ambilir1858 4 года назад
Yeah!
@quinc77
@quinc77 4 года назад
waterbottle mlp gaming it will prob be easy since we are living in it lol
@9_1.1
@9_1.1 Год назад
“no ruling british king has ever used the internet” might wanna change that part
@RickyLafleur1
@RickyLafleur1 2 года назад
The thumbnail makes the video look like a meme compilation but it’s actually professional looking
@ev-0163
@ev-0163 4 года назад
"Your stomach is trying to kill you" Me eating continously without end* *I HAVE ACHIEVED IMMORTALITY* Guy narrating: you werent supposed to do that
@f7ckrob
@f7ckrob 4 года назад
Diabetes: i'll take care of that
@r1martinez207
@r1martinez207 4 года назад
Cardiac Arrest: "Allow me to introduce myself."
@greencityyoutube3121
@greencityyoutube3121 4 года назад
I was confused about what this guy was saying until I saw his subscriber count
@brady.widlake
@brady.widlake 4 года назад
Sleepeating gang
@jacobshaw1658
@jacobshaw1658 4 года назад
Obesity: nice to meet you
@michelletrombley9960
@michelletrombley9960 4 года назад
Shower thought: When you can decide on something you are basically arguing with yourself.
@mildameskaite6702
@mildameskaite6702 4 года назад
Can't *
@moosehat3821
@moosehat3821 4 года назад
Wh-
@emir1105
@emir1105 3 года назад
cant*
@cactuss5462
@cactuss5462 3 года назад
these videos are so calming
@Halfpirate
@Halfpirate 2 года назад
the quote if we never made mistakes we wouldn't learn is just to make people feel better because if we never made mistakes there wouldn't be a need to learn
@chal_bajo5885
@chal_bajo5885 4 года назад
Aperture: *has shower thoughts* His shampoo bottles: yo this man got a point Edit: Why tf do I have so many likes
@scriptedjava9265
@scriptedjava9265 4 года назад
Lmao
@dee2109
@dee2109 4 года назад
@@lightningstudios113 shut up you just ruined the whole point of this comment
@vol230
@vol230 4 года назад
@@dee2109 what did he say?
@julsssldvc864
@julsssldvc864 4 года назад
Dang im fucking fifth
@dee2109
@dee2109 4 года назад
@@vol230 he said something about spiders which had nothing to do with it
@TotallyNotTori
@TotallyNotTori 3 года назад
Shower thought: “Dang, I need more shampoo
@sean_underneath
@sean_underneath 3 года назад
Lmfaoooooo
@theleanninja997
@theleanninja997 3 года назад
“Dang I should stop using hot water because my feet turn super dry, and stop staring into nothingness for 5 minutes before using shampoo”
@lenak859
@lenak859 3 года назад
"Why the water is so cold"
@baconcool5834
@baconcool5834 3 года назад
When i look at your pfp it looks like a face with a brain that looks like a sky
@grace.christina
@grace.christina 3 года назад
underrated comment
@scaleofperspective6211
@scaleofperspective6211 Год назад
For the mind readers thing, i imagine it being like a camera filming its own screen, or a microphone picking up the sound it recorded a milisecond ago played right next to it, such loops usually pick up random frequencies or payterns, so i imagine any background thought of any of the mind readers could start rapidly reappearing in both of their minds, either forcing one of them to stop because it got too unbearable, or just creating a new really weird way to meditate, clearing your mind by flooding it with every thiught you might have.
@tduley1685
@tduley1685 Год назад
I like how you connect all of the shower thoughts.
@moniquebryant1707
@moniquebryant1707 4 года назад
Shower thought: Dating a women who has kids is like playing on a different man's saved game
@waltssblake731
@waltssblake731 4 года назад
Monique Bryant WOAH
@s__thenoone9440
@s__thenoone9440 4 года назад
WOW
@razvanbaltatescu6099
@razvanbaltatescu6099 4 года назад
@@s__thenoone9440 ew
@cierrajackson9551
@cierrajackson9551 4 года назад
🤣💀
@cirejc2235
@cirejc2235 4 года назад
@@razvanbaltatescu6099 ?
@camallman2549
@camallman2549 4 года назад
Aperture: When you sleep, it's just you looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight. Me: bold of you to asume I get 8 hours of sleep
@xotwod5674
@xotwod5674 4 года назад
😂
@mangfanpage7216
@mangfanpage7216 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@d0wntownki2k
@d0wntownki2k 4 года назад
lmao me.
@shadwfreak7800
@shadwfreak7800 4 года назад
is he assuming that i sleep with my eyes close-
@Sapphireskittles
@Sapphireskittles 4 года назад
@@shadwfreak7800 ....Snakes sleep with their eyes open..
@nikhilgarg9618
@nikhilgarg9618 Год назад
"365 birthdays for nearly 8 billion people." Those born on Feb 29: ...
@goldenguru4364
@goldenguru4364 2 года назад
Thank you for making this for some reason it calmed me down
@huntermartin9895
@huntermartin9895 4 года назад
Exercising is just hurting your self until it doesn’t hurt anymore
@pessimisticlana404
@pessimisticlana404 4 года назад
Hunter Martin yes!
@earljovhancameros2342
@earljovhancameros2342 4 года назад
Yep, that's going in my gallery. Don't fight me, I have screenshots.
@phrogd6320
@phrogd6320 4 года назад
TRUE
@sonyamcneil2754
@sonyamcneil2754 4 года назад
Hunter Martin true
@just_lzr
@just_lzr 4 года назад
Ok
@solpport4276
@solpport4276 4 года назад
"There are only 365 different birthdays" *Cries in leap year
@datboymanman8662
@datboymanman8662 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂tuff
@breadpitt1
@breadpitt1 4 года назад
is that shiina
@ddthebreadslayer793
@ddthebreadslayer793 4 года назад
I hope you realize that people born on leap year celebrate their birthday on March first...
@badrecords-6476
@badrecords-6476 4 года назад
Cries in the 1/2
@liz.7107
@liz.7107 4 года назад
SAME, my birthday is literally February 29th
@hilili4724
@hilili4724 Год назад
You got me at Downhill parts of the roller coaster being the most fun
@KawhiLowry
@KawhiLowry 2 года назад
"Clean your glasses, they're really dirty" Why does relate to me on a spiritual level
@Ki-mb3xt
@Ki-mb3xt 4 года назад
Shower thought: Your future self is talking smack about you right now
@pemtl5917
@pemtl5917 4 года назад
Plot twist: you die in the next second
@totallyale
@totallyale 4 года назад
i am so fucking stupid and an idiot and i have no brain.
@coffeeaddict4451
@coffeeaddict4451 4 года назад
Well, jokes on him, I'm ruining his life haha
@kakakayce9542
@kakakayce9542 4 года назад
hey thats so disrespectful me
@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273
@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273 4 года назад
Ikr
@siphelelesibisi6211
@siphelelesibisi6211 4 года назад
"Cleaning is just rearranging dirt" - This video *"You're just making space for the dirt you're gonna bring in later"* - Gumball
@bryantvillalobos734
@bryantvillalobos734 4 года назад
DaRwIn
@moddraco3514
@moddraco3514 4 года назад
AnAiS
@2in1_shamp
@2in1_shamp 4 года назад
RiChArD
@Jj-np8qt
@Jj-np8qt 4 года назад
NiCoLe
@bryantvillalobos734
@bryantvillalobos734 4 года назад
HaRoLD
@berto1811
@berto1811 2 года назад
your videos are insane, keep it up
@I8one2Many
@I8one2Many 2 года назад
Just got back from the dispensary, this is great.
@roxc1170
@roxc1170 4 года назад
“You can’t move your top teeth” My grandma: *takes out dentures*
@alicelima285
@alicelima285 4 года назад
HAHHA
@convertible412
@convertible412 4 года назад
Why this only have 31 likes? Omg
@MuhammadSaad-rf2gx
@MuhammadSaad-rf2gx 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@soccerflea4563
@soccerflea4563 4 года назад
Just made it 100
@mightypurplelicious3209
@mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад
A baseball bat or sewer pipes to the face can prove that wrong
@irisxyst7928
@irisxyst7928 4 года назад
Shower thought: we spend our entire life gathering people for our funeral. Edit: I am so gay 😎
@sarveshyadav01
@sarveshyadav01 4 года назад
😶😶😶
@myth1689
@myth1689 4 года назад
@@sarveshyadav01 wow
@divy0613
@divy0613 4 года назад
👏👏👏👏
@MaybeNono666
@MaybeNono666 4 года назад
???? HUH
@anonymous5392
@anonymous5392 4 года назад
Thats dark bro...
@The-Slytherin
@The-Slytherin 3 года назад
The first one i have been thinking of 24/7, even before watching this vid
@sohanlalgupta3171
@sohanlalgupta3171 8 месяцев назад
That was too much for me to handle you givw so much information in such short time that it just overwhelm my 2 brain cells Every single idea put up by you makes sence and if i pause after every thought and tink aboit it for 5 min every single one of them makes even more sence my mind is blown awaya
@hartsgd9172
@hartsgd9172 4 года назад
Shower thought: The first 18 years of your life is basically a free trial, and then after that it’s pay per month.
@user-jm1lz6zg6m
@user-jm1lz6zg6m 4 года назад
Not, if you're asian
@JoshMcLemore
@JoshMcLemore 4 года назад
Huncho Houdini 😂😂😂
@greatestwithin3700
@greatestwithin3700 4 года назад
Huncho Houdini 😂
@spunchbob360
@spunchbob360 4 года назад
True
@mo-s-
@mo-s- 4 года назад
I have the free version. But aren't homeless people cheater then?
@sarahmodalla
@sarahmodalla 4 года назад
Shower thought: you can’t think about the next thing you will think about because you will already be thinking it
@corlibriers1436
@corlibriers1436 4 года назад
Whoah!!
@golden_tears_
@golden_tears_ 4 года назад
True
@kayy2510
@kayy2510 4 года назад
I lost some braincells reading that
@deniscionca736
@deniscionca736 3 года назад
I don’t have time for shower thoughts when you explain everything 😂😂😂
@eliVII
@eliVII 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-35oyDdEENzk.html
@TREXHUNTERJOHN
@TREXHUNTERJOHN 3 года назад
Shower thought: *oh shit I forgot about my essay due tomorrow I haven't even started*
@juju0K_
@juju0K_ 3 года назад
Tooooo mother fricking underrated i can almost pee myself 😂😂
@rainbowzgrqce
@rainbowzgrqce 3 года назад
LMFAO SO UNDERRATED 😂
@K4DETHB
@K4DETHB 3 года назад
I actually have a pre test I need to finish by tomorrow
@souIjaah
@souIjaah 3 года назад
💀💀💀
@kermitzefrog1163
@kermitzefrog1163 3 года назад
Nah that's more of a just getting in or out of bed thought.
@fenrisinchains8790
@fenrisinchains8790 4 года назад
Shower thought: The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.
@yehoshuaisrael6889
@yehoshuaisrael6889 4 года назад
O........ Shittttttttt
@axo2607
@axo2607 4 года назад
BIG BRAIN TIME
@fenrisinchains8790
@fenrisinchains8790 4 года назад
@Vicky Kgoete because the youngest pic is the first picture ever taken of u, cuz u a baby or something. But since it was the first, it's also the oldest.
@fenrisinchains8790
@fenrisinchains8790 4 года назад
@Vicky Kgoete kk but shout me out :)
@venus-uv5zc
@venus-uv5zc 4 года назад
Took me a second.
@badernera7497
@badernera7497 2 года назад
Watching this while high is sure an experience
@rocks3118
@rocks3118 2 года назад
Overthinking in a good way. I like it.
@kpopfrog9917
@kpopfrog9917 3 года назад
Shower thought: The moment we are born is the moment we start to die
@artdaze
@artdaze 3 года назад
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE COMMENTS ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE DEATH IS CLOSE NOW😭💀
@jus.some.silly.little.guy.
@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 3 года назад
I don't what to say
@artdaze
@artdaze 3 года назад
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 😶
@jus.some.silly.little.guy.
@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 3 года назад
Seriously i wanted to reply something but i don't what to say
@artdaze
@artdaze 3 года назад
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. Lmao it's all good bro
@kyalovibes4295
@kyalovibes4295 3 года назад
Shower thought: People say don't talk to strangers but that's how we make friends.
@user-zx6rf1oz1b
@user-zx6rf1oz1b 3 года назад
yup
@kidnamedfinger2301
@kidnamedfinger2301 3 года назад
"Don't make friends"
@armyshope
@armyshope 3 года назад
Yes
@_QaysSs_
@_QaysSs_ 3 года назад
Daymn
@scripted.2425
@scripted.2425 3 года назад
Well, strangers that *aren’t your age.* If you’re 8 years old, hang with people that are around your age, like 6 - 11 But if you’re 15, hang with people that are about 13 - 18 *I get the joke; but this is a good explanation.*
@3_7_5_6_4
@3_7_5_6_4 2 года назад
Shower thought: so if vr is just an alternate reality, then we already have vr at the start of our lives, just when you try to sleep though and can’t interact much
@abid.a.shahnewaz
@abid.a.shahnewaz Год назад
4:39 was the best shower of thought till now until I finish completely..!! Damn!! 🤣
@thehottoast1348
@thehottoast1348 3 года назад
Shower thought: Talking is actually you just breathing out in a fancy way.
@xxx_g3tr3kt_xxx11
@xxx_g3tr3kt_xxx11 3 года назад
Remmar Prudente Shower thought: Talking is actually just random noises in sync, which is basically what language is.
@volcanicwyvern1013
@volcanicwyvern1013 3 года назад
O:
@lisapizzo4643
@lisapizzo4643 3 года назад
yep
@jh3305
@jh3305 3 года назад
Not really
@mysunmystarz
@mysunmystarz 3 года назад
Not really, your vocal cords are also vibrating
@cozycarmine3803
@cozycarmine3803 3 года назад
Shower thought: When you jump you fall for half a second, and when you walk you're just catching yourself from tripping over and over again.
@mr.noaudio94
@mr.noaudio94 3 года назад
Ya lost me
@zero.0972
@zero.0972 3 года назад
😂😂😂. Yea no shit
@tobi_ass3278
@tobi_ass3278 3 года назад
now i wont be able to walk normally for 7 minutes
@bingbong6176
@bingbong6176 3 года назад
When you run you’re just jumping forward with one foot then the other over and over again
@K4DETHB
@K4DETHB 3 года назад
I'm bouta trip, no I'm fine, it's gonna happen again, I caught myself
@oliverrowe9972
@oliverrowe9972 2 года назад
The eye of a hurricane is the calmest part
@notfunnydidntlaugh4504
@notfunnydidntlaugh4504 2 года назад
Shower thought: dying is when your skeleton hatches.
@oussama.b8939
@oussama.b8939 4 года назад
Shower thought: you can’t say “I’m dead” without lying
@jamesmathew6164
@jamesmathew6164 4 года назад
video games lol
@76e85
@76e85 4 года назад
@j you respawn in video games, soo.. Minecraft Hardcore: *-respawn-* about that..
@g4merkakyoin
@g4merkakyoin 4 года назад
@@jamesmathew6164 that's not true, it's just the color of your screen changing.
@danielwoods8263
@danielwoods8263 4 года назад
Unless you simulate consciousness
@lain7758
@lain7758 4 года назад
Neither that you "can't speak".
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