Shrek the Third, Without Context 

“-because the only one standing in your way, is you.” “Me?” “GET EM LADS”

Kid: *hangs himself* Random bystander: “ E W “

0:16 The best part is that it's not even edited, it literally cuts to him dying

Did Prince charming call himself "Daddy"

Shrek: someone better be dying King: *i’m dying*

Shrek: somebody better be dying King Harold: *Allow me to introduce myself*

0:59 "Not here Kitten Whiskers.. Daddy will discuss it later..." WHY IS NO ONE DISCUSSING THIS???

*I’ve never realized how much the Shrek series IS NOT for kids 😂*

"I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO MEEE!"

Shrek saying “let’s get started” and then immediately falling asleep is pretty much my life at this moment.

Shrek: “Somebody better be dying” King Harold: I am going to do what's called a pro gamer move

“I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!!” *every anti-social person ever* Edit: let’s not fight over me “meaning to say asocial” because I meant what I wrote. Antisocial.

0:41 Even after killing himself in front of the entire student body, everyone still looked at Arthur in disgust.

Not here Kitten Whiskers, Daddy will discuss it later

Everyone who talks about their problems but doesn’t want advice: 0:52

Nobody: 0:27 : my sleep paralysis demon

0:27 legit used to give me nightmares. The “Dah Dah” is what did it

Therapist: Ogre Baby Donkey isn't real. Ogre Baby Donkey can't hurt you. Ogre Baby Donkey: 0:27

0:35 “________________” “Knees weak, arms are heavy” “Vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti”

Gingerbread man: *B O R I N G* Everyone: *this is the peak of comedy*

Shrek: “Somebody better be dying” King Harold: “I’m dying” Aha! That’s in context chief.

0:08 everyone when online classes started

"shrek the third,without context" me: when did that movie had context again?

0:59 admins on discord

“The only person standing in your way. Is you” “Me?” *”GET EM LADS!”*

0:41 **someone getting publicly hanged** "Ew"

“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy golden extensions!”

0:03 is me when I get home from school and then find out how ugly I looked the whole day

"He's a living babysitter!" _Where's the baby?_ *sad noises*

“The Only one standing in your way.. is you!” “..me?” *”Get him, lads”*

0:41 is arguably the most out of context of all these out of context clips.

When my dad comes home with fast food Me: 0:28

“Ive been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate with me! Rapunzel rapunzel let down your golden extension” “Not here kitten whiskers daddy will discuss it later”

0:08 _Me Starting To Do My Online Schoolwork during Quarantine_

0:16 "Somebody better be dying!" "I'm dying." :O

This movie was ahead of it's time, I couldn't even really appreciate these jokes as a child

“Poop” “Poop” “Poop” “Poop” “Somebody better be dying.” *”I’m dying”*

"I was born" Everyone: 1:07

Nobody: Not a single soul: James Charles: 1:11

The odd thing is that when I was a kid, I never understood half of these scenes. So looking back at it, It pretty much shows you on how f’d up this movie is.

0:40 Smokes on weed on school property. School: So you have chosen death (GETS PUBLICLY HANGED AT PEP RALLY)

Gingey: "BORING!" *anyone laughs at prince charming* *later show prince charming crying of begging rude*

*"I'M BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME"*

You should've added in Fiona yelling "IM PREGNANT"

Everyone: 2020 is going to be awesome Covid-19: 1:11

0:08 me when I start my journey during quarantine

0:03 I cry when I see myself in a mirror too..

Watching this makes it look like a movie that wasn’t meant for kids

Shrek: Somebody better be dying Coronavirus: I gotchu fam

The crowd: *Goes Wild* Eminem: 0:35

why am i only just now realizing that prince charming really called himself “ *daddy* “

1:07 Nobody is gonna talk about the guards saying *eW kiLL iT* I’m like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:00 everyones reaction to shrek the third 0:03 the producers after hearing everyones reaction

0:55 I DONT REMEMBER THIS I SPIT OUT MY WATER

1:23 I remember being little and being traumatised when prince charming stabbed shrek for a second

I’m now jus understanding the “ye old hooters” joke

Pixar portrayed by Shrek the Third, Without Context 0:00 Cars 1/2/3 (but mostly Cars 2) 0:02 Up 0:11 Onward 0:18 Coco 0:27 Finding Nemo/Dory and The Good Dinosaur 0:28 Inside Out 0:45 A Bug’s Life 0:51 Monsters, Inc. 1:03 Monsters University and Brave 1:07 Ratatouille 1:09 The Incredibles 1/2 1:10 Toy Story 1/2/3/4 1:23 WALL-E

1:21 "Me?" "GET HIM!" *Proceeds to kill Shrek*

No one: The video thumbnail: L E G

"Rapunzel , rapunzel let down by golden extension" *-snowhite*

0:35 Does he have vomit on his shirt? Mom's spaghetti?

0:27 What child free people see in their nightmares.

Sees hooters: how did this show get accepted for kids again?

"He is a quality babysitter!" "Where's the baby?" The baby: D A D A

Gingy: *"BORING!"* **everyone laughs** Prince Charming: **cries** The perfect way to the start the video

0:35 Knees weak Ogre's heavy There's flesh on his vest Godmother's spaghetti

0:03 Vampires when they finally get to see their reflection in a mirror 😂😂😂

I never realised how much adult humour was in Shrek The Third, I’m going to have to rewatch all of the movies from my childhood again 😂

0:25 Who honestly thought this was appropriate for children? This still terrifies me to this day

“Somebody better be dying!” “Im dying...” Well... you got What you want

0:21 Shrek is scared that his wish came true.

"When a man has a certain feelings for a woman, a poweful urge sweeps over ya" _weird motion_ *"SPICY"*

“When a man has certain feelings about a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.” *SPICY*

0:47 when everything open ups

1:10 - Everyone in class when I open a pack of chewing gum.

0:41 Guy: *hangs himself* Random Girl: Ew

0:08 Shrek: “Let’s get started!” **goes to sleep**

0:41 Me when they extend quarantine because people can’t stay in their freaking houses.

"When a man has feelings for a woman.. A powerful urge sweeps over him" **clicking noises** *_"SPICY"_*

1:06 I’ve never related so hard

0:27 Not sure why the *DADA* always kills me

0:14 Me and the boys during lunch discussing politics

"the only person standing in the way is you" "me?" "geddim lads"

I love how the “Someone better be dying” transition is actually in the movie.

Baby-sitter: Where is the Baby? *Flying with a witch and a having a army of witches and villains while having a stroke by a mosquito*

Death Count King Harold: Cursed by Shrek to die Random student: Publicy hung in gymnasium Donkey: Killed by guards out of disgust Rumplestiltskin (the bad one, not the awesome one from Shrek Forever After): Killed by mob of villains Shrek: Stabbed by Prince Charming

i never realized how many adult jokes there are in sherk til now wtf

"Somebody better be dying!" *cough im dying*

"Shrek the third without context" This movie is without context in general... this just makes this more accurate.

0:02 when your teacher says that you will have detention and so you won’t be able to watch MrMrMANGOHEAD

0:15 when shrek kept on saying poop, after that he said somebody better be dying. I know one thing for sure, I was dying from that poop joke

The “Da Da” thing sealed the deal on my sub

1:11 Is that just me or did I expect him/her to say *A man has fallen into the river in LEGO city*

"My palms just got sweaty" ... knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti ...I'll leave now

"Somebody better be dying" "I'm dying" **inhales** LMAOOOOOOOO

“somebody better be dying” “i’m dying” THAT SHIT KILLED ME AS A KID LMAO

"poop poop poop poop" Yes Shrek I do agree with that statement of yours

“Somebody better be dying” “I am dying...” Nice

"I've been kidnapped by a monster who trynna related to me!" Worst nightmare.

"I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me!" takes me out every time