Shylily Watch Best Fails of 2023 

when it comes to first aid triage, the guy making no noise at all is a bigger priority than the guy who is concious and shouting about how much it hurts. you can tell the concious one what to do to stabilise himself WHILE working on the unconcious patient.

My brother learned the hard way that someone can be moving and appear healthy after an accident, but later die because the adrenalin wears off. Also yeah, never move someone that is not in immediate danger. Only move them in case of risk of fire, but in most case, don't move them.

At 1:18:40, Lily talks about not being able to cut her toxic grandma out of her life "because family." While she has her own beliefs about it (and that's fine), If you're in a situation like that, know that the toxicity that she described is a *completely* valid reason to cut someone out of your life; whether they're your family or not. It is your life and you get to decide who is - or isn't - a part of it.

The one where the kid startled her with the toy gun: At first I thought she might be screaming in frustration, then I realized that paint may have gotten in her eyes. I would imagine that house paint isn't good for eyes, it probably burns.

When Lily is talking about how it's a good thing, if someone feels the pain right when the injury happens, I can confirm this. I have nerve damage along my brain stem and upper spinal cord after a childhood accident. This has left me with a myriad of nerve and sensory issues, but the main one is my ability to feel pain. Usually, at least once a month, I'll get some sort of injury that would leave another person screaming in pain. But I don't feel any pain. At all. So i don't even know that I've gotten injured! I have ended up in the emergency room multiple times because of this. Pain tells you that you are injured, and it keeps you from injuring yourself further (because you don't want the injury to hurt). Without feeling pain, you could exacerbate a mediocre injury to the point that it becomes life-changing or even life-threatening. I have put my entire hand straight into the heart of a roaring fire, and thankfully, my mother yanked me away before I could get anything worse than second-degree burns. But I didn't feel any pain. I could feel how hot the fire was, but it didn't hurt. If my mother had not been there, I probably would have lost my hand. I've fallen head first off of a bridge and ended up exposing my entire kneecap. I didn't even realize I was injured until I stood up, and my shoe literally splashed from how much of my blood had flooded it. Even as I climbed out of the dead creek and got back up to the bridge, I felt no pain. I nearly bled out that day. Tl:Dr Be happy if you can feel pain. It means there's a chance that you'll be okay.

Lily: don't watch it Chat: Google didn't find it Lily: I'll just have to send you the link Me:OK

@1:15 that brat just blinded his mother for a joke. Getting that much paint in your eyes would blind someone. Not to mention be excruciatingly painful. And unless it’s removed fast enough would be permanent blindness

6:18 "on the other hand, i think it's a good thing he's screaming" dark but very true because if they are screaming, they are still alive.

Near the beginning of the video where she talks about like what to do if you get really hurt or see someone else go through it... I'd say one of the best pieces of advice she has given She suddenly turns into a medical expert and it's actually pretty darn impressive.

10:07 There is a caveat to that with motorcycles and racing helmets. You can remove the helmet if A) there are emergency pull cheek pads and B) the rider/driver isn't breathing, because you need access to their nose and mouth to provide CPR. Also, you can move a patient of any type of injury if there is a serious mortal threat immediately around them. Otherwise, yeah, call the pros and keep talking to the patient to keep them alert and conscious.

I’m surprised RU-vid hasn’t nuked the original upload off the platform for how many dangerous and life threatening videos are all put into one video. 10% you may laugh at but the other 90% is like family friendly snuff clips. The clips carry that same unease and discomfort that real recordings of death have.

The cute momma orca is speaking all the facts.

this compilation goes from zero stakes to ALL OF THE STAKES

i didn't watch the helmet video, but unfortunately, i saw that happen live a few meters from me . the guy on the scooter got hit buy a truck, flew on the concrete, stood up almost instantly shouting "i'm fine" took his phone, initiated a call and took the helmet off so he could hear/speak.. he never spoke , as the moment he removed the helmet was his last. i'll avoid details, but that is the reason why i'll never rermove an helmet after an incident . happened 20 or so years ago, not a day goes by where i my brain doesn't remind me of that. i did see the escalator and train (amongst a few others, curiosity killed the cat, but also my innocence lol) but they didn't hit me as hard as that scooter guy

12:06 Another video that is terrifying is the hockey player getting his jugular sliced open

4:50 my understanding of this is that that lever is the rotor break Meaning pulling it will stop the big fan keeping them in the air

10:17 And that's EXACTLY _WHY_ you don't use a *hydrologic* jack as a jack *stand.* They are NOT a substitution for one another. A hydraulic jack can fail in VARIOUS ways. A jack stand, in the proper locations, makes it very difficult to drop the vehicle/object on you. And use wooden blocks too, like behind the tires on the ground so it can't roll back if you're only bringing up the front or back side.

speaking about annoying your pets a little bit to desensitize them to it so they don’t hurt you - keepers at zoos will train some animals to do “tricks” that actually lets them check on the animals health without any animals or keepers being harmed (if it’s a good zoo). things like “smiling” to check their teeth and gums, teaching them to raise their feet so they can be checked for problems. it comes in handy and keeps everybody safe, and can also be applied to pets. it doesn’t work for EVERY animal of course but it can be super helpful

At 20:00 I totally agree with what lily was talking about for desensitizing your pets. When my cat was still alive, I made sure he would get completely desensitized to being picked up and having his paws and tail messed with. With 5 older siblings I have a ton of nieces that I know when going to a house, they bee line it straight for the pets. By the time he met them, he never once scratched or bit them. He was such a good cat.

Dude on the autobahn had a brain bucket on and quite a bit of it was scraped away. The ambulance got there, they zipped the guy up on a stretcher after checking and left with him with his helmet still on.

Regarding Lily's comment on being nervous over hurting a dog and it just lunging at her, I work in the veterinary field and I'd say you have a roughly 10% chance of getting attacked by any dog, though there's a lot of if then's for that, much like a flow chart of bite scratch. If small dog that chance is closer to 20, if it's a poorly bred incest breed (looking at you poodles) it's 15-25 depending on size (smaller is worse), if it's on meds for a surgery and recovering its like 25, and if it has any medical nureo problem it's 50 50. It gets much mor granular, but you get my point. Cats on the other hand are closer to a 75% chance, flat out. Size rule of larger equals nicer does apply though.

These videos just show natural selection working at its best.

Regarding gore/liveleak videos: There was a period, I think it was when 9gag was going hard against any nudity, where NSFW was instead flooded with videos of people dying, during that time, as long as you had an account, you would, unanounced, just witness suicide videos. There was one where someone touched and grounded a cable on an electricity pylon, and then fell a solid 20 meters. And instead of calling anyone for help, the person filming ran straight up to the dead body and zoomed in on it. I am kinda happy, they went back to allowing tits, so now I am at least not flashbanged by that kind of shit anymore.

Pure through her words and how she would handle these situations I can safely say she is German

That man yelling after falling? That's the yell of a middle-aged/dad. The slightest fall of any sort and they're yelling the most unnecessarily dramatic yell ever, like you'd swear you were hearing a Civil War amputation happening... I figure it's about 5% due to the physical pain. The other 95% is the blow to their ego.

If you're hurt, scream, get super angry, TRANSFORM INTO A SUPER SAIYAN!!!

a whole 2 hours of shylily not watching the content and talking about other stuff

Tbh, Ikea furniture in my country is still quite cheap. Without someone assembling it. Plus, I know how to assembling Ikea furniture by myself so I don’t have to pay for the service. I am quite good in assembling them to the point that my dad is always asking me to assist to build Ikea furnitures. People said it is really hard to assembling them, but I rarely have any issues with it. Also I found fun assembling things from Gunpla to Ikea Furnitures. It’s kinda happy and satisfied when I finished assembling them. Although I hate welding the most. Oh and Ikea furnitures, I tend to buy it from the store, bring it home and assembling it by myself.

"This should be a condom ad" - Lily 🤣

live leak was shut down in 2021 apparently

"Not moving someone" can actually be harmful in quite some situations. If the person is aware of their surroundings and responsive, yes, you shouldnt move them. but if they are unresponsive, but still have a pulse, you should at least put them in a stable position, so that in the case that they vomit, they wont choke on it.

I like how lily just completely ignores the video and rants about something see saw in the video 10 minutes beforehand or something entirely unrelated to the video

Thats not sand. Thats gravel. Pretty damn normal in any nordic country and pretty much a must during winter.

Lily out here proving she's the best pet mom.

This murdered my faith in humanity

The one video that doesn't show you anything, but all you hear marks you for life is the brick one. Brick hits car on highway because yobo ahead didn't secure his load. The father's screams are... haunting.

If you pay for someone else to assemble your IKEA stuff, you're doing it wrong 😄

6:48 lady hoped her kick would send the van 100 yards back

Fresh news, Shyly likes screamers

25:10 Harmless black rat snake, nothing to be worried about

Happy new year small lily💥🛑💮🎊✨

12:00 to be fair as someone who spent plenty of time on live leak and death addict back in college it really depends on the person, the videos never effected me in any way and i feel like i know more about the world i live in. knowing about the very real dangers and evils of reality can help you make better decisions, live longer, and vote better

Some of the advice Lily gives in here about first aid are only... SOMEWHAT correct. For one, about helmet removal; if you DON'T know how to do it safely/correctly, then don't. However, in first aid classes, mandatory as they are for a driver's license where I live, they teach you that removing the helmet is CRUCIAL in performing first aid - obviously, if you aren't gonna perform first aid because you can't recall how to, then don't do a damn thing, but it's important. There are two people necessary for removing a helmet, at least a motorcycle helmet. One person supports the neck and head, while the other one undoes the straps and slowly and steadily takes the helmet off. This way, you do not disturb any potentially misplaced vertebrae in the neck and you can proceed with CPR and the like - the person who removed the helmet uses their thighs as a pillow to keep the head level while the other one now proceeds to check if the person is breathing and potentially choking on something or if they have anything in their mouth. If they are breathing, here is probably an even harder thing to do - you have to flip them on their side while, again, making sure to move the neck as little as possible. All the while someone has ideally already called the ambulance, and you KNOW people might not do it unless told so before everything you'd ideally single someone out from the crowd, yell at them "YOU. CALL THE AMBULANCE" and do the same for whoever you wanna pick to help with helmet removal, because people, no matter how good at first aid, just won't voluntarily approach to help, most likely due to fear of screwing up - but you NEED someone to help you securely help the victim. Someone who doesn't know what they're doing is better than nobody if you can correctly instruct them. There's only one problem with helmet removal that our instructor told us about - there is a small chance, if the helmet didn't do it's job, that the person inside had their skull cracked open and their head might just... fall apart like a cracked egg when you remove the helmet. However, it's a risk you have to take since that kind of person is pretty much dead anyway and the medics can't really save them. You have to hope this HASN'T happened and that you can still help. Not wanting to help because of this, because they might already be dead, is just gonna increase the chances that they really will die.

even when lily is mad and swearing every 2 seconds i still get more relaxed

Lily, Weeping Angels is Doctor Who and Skinwalkers/Wendigos are from nearly every Native American supernatural beliefs. Skinwalkers are literally hundreds of years old, possibly a couple thousand years old. That pants below your ass thing is still very common here in America, it's hideous. It's almost entirely due to rap culture, without most of the people even knowing where it came from. Won't go into it cause it's slightly NSFW, but it's not what they think and they'd be ashamed if they found out from a source other than a white boy from the outside.

Can we actually talk about Ikea though? Prices have gone up, build quality is down, and their instructions here in the US are GARBAGE now. I reluctantly paid $600 for a bed frame with storage drawers and it's shit. I'm handy so I've made it work, but most people don't have a garage full of tools to fix this garbage. I'm no longer shopping at Ikea. Edit: That bed frame was the first thing I've bought from Ikea in about a decade. The quality difference was surprising. Hardwood hand built is furniture is still very pricey, but I'll save my money and buy stuff that lasts in the future. I work too hard to spend my money on junk. But the good quality stuff can be very expensive.

1:13:40 "You are just a living accident" -Shylily, 2023(4?)

Just watching this makes my ptsd trigger from my car crash last year JESUS tap dancing Christ I’ll watch a few more minutes and call it a day

sand is far better than salt. I will literally refuse to live anywhere that uses salt for the roads in the winter. That shit will destroy a brand new vehicle in a couple years.

these days i try to time when i eat with watching a shylily video because it’s long and i can also eat alongside her as she always is snacking or eating while streaming and watching the avatar munching away is funny

Huh... I didn't know Lily knew Danish.

didnt know this was 2h..... i watched it all

the amount of these fails that are cuzza chasing clout... treating a car windshield like a ramp, treating an ice chest like a concrete wall sturdy enough to do flips off of...

Can't wait for Lily's SCP arc~

10:08 that mirror took half her make up off lmfao

It saddens me to no end that the Lathe, Helmet, Excavator, the truck videos, and escalator ones are so well known. Plus having had to assist a few motorcycle wrecks I will actively hold a biker down and tell them to not move and don't touch your helmet. Broken necks or even partially severed but not yet disconnected are sadly common. A lot of these fail videos are a sick combination of annoying, rage inducing, and horror.

Its even better if you can take angry pets attacks so you can help pets who uavent been desensitized

Lilly: dont ever watch that video, or these videos *proceeds to list videos vaguely but enough that someone could start googling them

I swear half of these car clips the people driving are absolutely drunk Also 58:00 that dog had a bone to pick with him as she literally looked at him as she puked lmao

Dude what the heck 😂

Shylilly giving good lessons.

And that's y I don't like glass tables

on some motocycle helmets you can even open the chin bar, so the injured can breath free, you can reach the mouth if something got stuck and he can throw up and not drown in it. but the helmet removing thing is highly debated. im glad folding chinbars are becoming a norm in my area.

Lillys comment about Ikea's prices with assembly being more expensive than a "luxury" furniture store is just straight up wrong. My brother works at a real "luxury" furniture maker/store and their prices are insane. At that store their cheapest furniture starts at about 500 euro/dollar range and the more expensive stuff is easily 10x that.

53:06 ain't no way the kid was trying to start a vacuum like a lawnmower

I used to own a Ninja H, and talk about heavy. my method of lifting was by placing my foot near the rear tire, and pulling the frame up and towards me, that way it also doesnt over rotate since im able to stop it before it does

lily thinks fireworks because they turn you into owen wilson.

Love that chatter's Talladega Nights reference at 13:44

feel like i've seen quite a few clips where people accidentally throw their phone back in the sea.

I would argue that sometimes, you SHOULD move someone after an accident, mainly to either get to someone with worse injuries that need the IMMEDIATE help, or because the place where they are is dangerous. Example : on a highway road with cars possibly coming towards them at very high speed. YES, there are risks to doing it, but if the person is likely to die if not moved, then you GOTTA.

3:41 as a child, I always imagined ways to survive these monsters and this is one of those ways

Yea that guy wasn't walking in front of the truck lilly. He was on that motorcycle

Honestly when it comes to IKEA furniture aside, WHY IS THE FOOD SO DAMN GOOD? Like dayum, take yo man/lady out to IKEA for a dinner date xD

5:50 Me: DAYMN 5:52 Lily: God Damn

i can talk to my dead dog in heaven 🥀

7:58 "Are you okay?" "Oh my god" "Are you okay sweetie?" "what the f...." did not answer his wife. sad.

When I was 5 and my brother was 3, we were playing on my dad's Harley. It fell over and I had to lift it off of him. Nobody was around, so I had to lift it off of him alone. I swear, if not for adrenaline and desperation, I don't think I could've!

I hate people who just give free passes to children like they can do no wrong.

Groundhog. A surprisingly slim one. Must be just out of hibernation.

It’s thinking that weeping angels are scps that made me comment

48:39 sounds like she was about to talk some shit. His ears have been blessed for the moment.

1:43:44 lily speaking true facts, i have a pedestal fan from 1996 and is very powerful and the best of quality brought a 1 year old fan and already broke within' a month quality control on products is a joke

10:17 omg, dude was so lucky the chainsaw didn’t land on him

52:51 dude nooo!! That poor guy mustve worked forever to buy that thing that sucks!! He must've started it in gear

I had a friend who smacked his back to the ground while bicycle, he had problem breathing and could barely move while crying out in agony. All i could do watch and call for help. Luckily he was able to move after a while and didn't have any long term damage. I think i did the correct thing by not touching him, but i where a bit confused about what to do for a min before i called for help.

This video was great, she talked about a lot fo good first aid knowledge that I think everyone needs to know in general. I hope this video goes viral.

For the furniture ac, I still have my first desk until now, lasting 25 years until now. And I would concider it cheap if it comes to material. But for real, didn´t have any furniture braking at all. I think needing new ones is mostly a trend thing, not a necessity.

Notsofunfact: noone was hurt usually is used on videos with massive damage

she says she only knows about the famous SCPs, while the infinite ikea is one of the most famous ones, then lists two things that aren't SCPs as an example for the famous ones. Weeping angels are from doctor who, while skin walkers are Navajo cryptids. I hope she does an SCP stream so my inner 'uhm, acktually' nerd can calm down and let me rest

The title should be named: Shylily Watch Best injuries of 2023. I have rarely seen so many.😅

Lily that's not a baby voice, that's some weird flirty thing.

i fell on rocks on a dirt bike and broken by hand

Was worried the guy with the weed wackier being a loser. Was from my job. It wasn’t

The sand thing we do that here in Canada

Yeah i also pet a cat a bit even if it doesn't want to, but later when i go to sleep the cat comes to nap on the bed and when it was colder it was biting my toes to let her under blanket 😂😂

--9:20.. a perfect example of what you just NOT to do..being done. Annnd you are absolutely correct. If they can't get up or even roll over..on their own, do not move them.

09:17 if a motorcyclist for example is unconscious you remove the helmet to secure the air ways. If he is awake you leave it on. Simple as that.

Kinda weird for me how wide spectrum these "best fails" have. In one clip you see someone fall on their ass from broken fence and other clip shows a goddamn car accident where someone's just centimeters from dying. At that point there's no fun around to be found, that's just scary as hell.

7:19 You can't park there mate!

who the fuck starts shylily video without sniffing in the left corner