SIDEMEN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY 

And it wasn't anywhere near as funny as I expected it to be. They really are going downhill.

@@DeltaDrifter2201 they just can't do the same things they could in those years

@@DeltaDrifter2201it is only because they do not want to be cancelled by Twitter ogres. Otherwise, I’m willing to bet it would’ve been much more funny.

@@DeltaDrifter2201 yet you still watched..

@@sunday8987 The only way to criticise something is if you watch it 🤣

Not even close to the original

Because “times have changed” they can’t do the same level of stuff as before :((

Yeah And all the cards sucked

@@Hidatsa-xk4ib they can but they wont

@@Hidatsa-xk4ib They can but they won't, promote vodka / collab with sex workers but choose not to have offensive jokes

I feel like there are people who aren't tame but are still monetized. I lost the ability to be monetized when they changed the requirements, so it's hard to tell with me. By the time the censorship set it, they had already made it so you have to have a thousand subs and whatever else to get money, which is ridiculous.

Not even just RU-vid’s monetization, it’s also about the 14 year olds in Twitter who’d try to cancel them over jokes

Everything is so “edgy” nowadays

I know

@@user-cz5ll3xg8q yes

yeah, also the fact that the real cards were better than the mid stuff they came up with

@@Comic3665 lol

Like that one meme

HAHAHAHAHA wow that immediate change was golden that's one for the books

Don’t read my name 😶😶

The only winner is sex with talia.......

THAT’S GOLD AHAHAHA

Agreed.

What did he say?

Well they can see but they blurred it bc yt won’t like us seeing it

Probably against TOS hence why it was censored but if I was to guess it's about race, religion, terrorism or cp

Kamikaze I think

Yeah same that made this pretty hard to watch

SURAH AL MULK In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent - [He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving - [And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks? Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued. And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze. And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination. When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up. It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?” They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'” And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.” And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze. Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward. And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts. Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted? It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection. Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway? Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning. And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach. Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing. Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion. Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion. Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path? Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.” Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.” And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?” Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.” But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.” Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?” Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.” Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”

it just wasn't funny tho. stop gassing everything this guy does he ain't that funny

​@@ridwanfaysal7935 wtf is this

@@OK-mv4ihlanky toad is kinda funny imo

@@ridwanfaysal7935 bro why are yall becoming like Christians

Oh God, the old Vik whisper 😂😂

Because there was no harsh ones lol

Don’t read my name 😶😶

The Vikk whisper was iconic.

26:26 don’t speak too soon lol

Yea omg

Bro yess

No way, I didn’t even realise!

yoooo, just realized that 😂

Frfr

They're not kids anymore... fans joke about it but people will actually cancel them lol

@@stellar1252 cancel culture isn’t real

@@stellar1252 they can't get cancelled

@@_g8 but they’re associated with huge brands that probably wouldn’t want them making edgy jokes. World’s sensitive now.

And the edit is awful. Can't see the cards, really awful in my opinion.

They're just tame these days, Soup's group done cards against humanity this year and 10x more offensive things without being cancelled

@@werdumed6665they have a very different audience though and under much less scrutiny

@@betikeye2572 I guess so, if that's the case sidemen shouldn't bother w this because it's just shitty when they try to do that humour but watered down On the contrary, they released vodka, so I don't know

1:55 harry is the only one that isnt scared. But they got pu**ies like vikk

You are right sdmn are the best

Yesssss

We just need prop hunt or any Gmod game now

@Patrick39 who asked

Yes

Ye it’s good not the same though I’d rather something else

Doesnt have to be offensive, its not even funny

It’s so dry

@@trippinhard250 offensive means more funny

Don’t read my name 😶😶

ethan has been aging so badly lately oh my goodness

@@blakie7732 he just drinks and sleeps, look 35 while being 25

theyre all scared of getting cancelled now so its shit

Hm

Don’t read my name 😶😶

YEAH RIGHT HYSTERICAL SO GOD DAMN FUNNY WOW

lanky toad

@@jameselliott5631 shut up

@@AbsoluteAut nerd

Npc

@@paulinemockler3736 ur mum is an “NPC”?😂

Yeah true

Your name brings back so many gta free roam memories lmfao

Ikr it was so awkward

What timestamp

@@JGokuu 5:00

Don’t read my name 😶😶😶

The video would be taken down if they did it how they and we wanted. Blame the soft public

@@jedibateman9452 they could've done it on side+

This was hands down the most boring CAH they have ever done.

@jellytwins1018 times have changed though, and so have they. I agree it doesn't even come any where close to what was arguably one of the best things about the sidemen but the world has gone soft nowadays. They have far worse things than offensive jokes that doesn't get them cancelled but content like this would get them cancelled because the cancel culture are a bunch of wankers. They would get hurt over really nothingless words rather than having sex workers in sdmn vids. Like I said, it's the most boring one but be gracious with what we can have now because of limitations of soft people.

They should just retire this game cause they'll be too scared to be offensive

@@jasonnewman1118 well said

Oh they've not even gone close

MATT DAMON

so glad it’s back. but doesn’t hit the same!

Still nice thp❤️

20 vs 1

bro😭😭😭

Or the random “silent night, holy night. Where the fuck is your Nan?”

Don’t read my name 😶😶

or the era of the "machine gun" cards

Or JJ with Matt Damon

Or that one episode where Simon just got all the sick cards lmaooo

i thought i heard lanky cone

Too good bro😂

Yh

what did he say on the blur card? any lip readers

LIKE THIS SO THEY SEE

i understand rhis but im pretty sure its just because thats where he was putting the drink down

bro said "well done bog" actual npc fr

SURAH AL MULK In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent - [He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving - [And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks? Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued. And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze. And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination. When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up. It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?” They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'” And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.” And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze. Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward. And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts. Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted? It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection. Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway? Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning. And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach. Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing. Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion. Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion. Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path? Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.” Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.” And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?” Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.” But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.” Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?” Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.” Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”

it was censored because it was too early into the video which means it could get it demonetised

JJ can now read properly but suddenly loses all ability when it comes to cards

Before anybody says anything about “joined 5 years ago” this is my new account

It was aight

@@ashthegeek7400 bad

The one thing that seemed sus was blurred out smh

@@thepokemanguy5815 It wasn't sus. It was just Harry saying "I'm a c* nt".

it was still funny just tame

@@talibin i mean yeah it was the sidemen so it was going to be funny but i meant like a different type of funny

This is the kid’s version, we want the OG version

brooo I've been looking for the month video for so long 😭