[Sifu] No Death True Ending 22min Speedrun (WR) 

Ngl my jaw left my face to take a vacation

pog

Yeet

That's what we like to call the For Honor Experience™️

Yes, I paused the video after seeing that part, just to go upvote whoever in the comments pointed it out. Cheers.

"I waited eight long years for this." Why? you clearly didn't need that much time.

Revenge is a dish best served in a fast food junction

@@amazake1252 revenge is a dish best served before the heat has a chance to dissipate

That's so true.

nah man Speedrun Sifu hopped outta bed and prepared breakfast, then proceeded to finish the game before the particles had a chance to even fucking move

Bro is anime villains biggest nightmare

her reaction is so well warranted too honestly it's peak comedy

"The Guardians, some made up order who kept to themselv---OH SHIT!"

London moment

@@notsoseriousman.5640 all of the knife moves are literally just variations of the British handshake

Nah she's not dead, she's just pining for the fjords.

Don't want to upset you guys, but it wasn't that girl who said that. The girl from upstairs said this line.

The last of us 2

Yeah I was always kind of weirded out by that mechanic. Like you can axe kick a mf face first into the ground killing them instantly, yet the people who helped kill your dad are the ones worth saving lmao. Not the henchmen just doing their job

Does he get the option to spare them because he has not died?

@@2kammen I mean it's a way better throught out revenge plot than the last of us 2 - at start you just think the bad guy and his helpers just went in there to cause havoc and kill your dad randomly, and the first two bosses just seem like generic thugs, but then the following two bosses are actually decent people who are trying to do something good, and the final boss's level is not come evil lair but a clean, white sanctuary where you're welcomed respectfully and his disciples are disciplined, calm and respectful Plus along the story you learn the main villain had a good reason to seek his own revenge, and your own vengance was a bit misguided. If we asume the MC never used bladed weapons canonically and just his martial arts, nobody even died. TLOU2 is Ellie going for revenge and gunning down and murdering literally everyone who just happens to be in her way, yet at the end is like "oh well the very person who caused me much suffering is a bit beat up and looks kinda sad, I guess I should let go even though I killed hundreds just to get my hands on her"

@@emarythomp Well the thing is, if you kill bosses there is more blood coming out of the enemies when you defeat them, when you spare bosses - there is no blood or very little. So you are not really killing them.

He was kinda like “Damn.”

dam this comment is funny as hell

The worst part is that the first 2 were kicked at him, then the last one was thrown 😂

He was frozen in shock and awe.

*emotional damage!!!!*

It's like watching a Tony Jaa movie.

Resident evil speedruns are like that, it's very cool

There’s a bunch of time save opportunities too

Oh WOW, awesome observation-like she is clearly possessed!!!

@@BaseBasvicHaunted by her sister that passed away

@@johnnysothersack6829 - yeah, I realized that after I got the key to her painting room.

Never noticed for 200 hours xd good job mate.

awesome find - never realised

They just sleep

Sifu Kazuma never killed anyone

@@real_vardan Now that you mention it, I can see the family resemblance of going into buildings and not leaving until everyone has been brutally knocked out or thrown over a ledge of some sort.

@@real_vardan Those Knives and Machetes were made out of Rubber don't worry

Batman approves the non-killing path. We all know they are just sleeping.

I guess it was a way of poetic justices on Confucius teachings and “Wude” (or 武德, 武=martial & 德=virtue). On one hand, my theory is that the details and messages of this game is clearly a criticism of our modern day lifestyles where we lost “virtues” on the things that we do or want: power, wealth, and fame/recognition. On the other hand, virtues. Not religion, but personal conduct and practices. “Wude”, which was said after you defeated the final boss have 4 components connected to it: 功(Hardworking), 膽(Bravery), 戒(Firmness), and 義(What’s right). All are displayed in the game. While killing to teach a lesson is a pretty morbid concept to grasp, but in Confucius text and the context of this game, violence isn’t forbidden, but rather if only necessary. All four bosses represents a part of the virtue, but they were corrupted some part in their life. So killing them changes nothing but only gave rise to someone else with a different interpretations to the meaning to a simple virtue, if the interpretation is good, then good. But if it is bad, then the cycle continues. So, what about the killing of the other hundreds of people in this game? The way I see it based on what this game is showing me, they are mindless followers that will blindly follows someone without a single doubt, their language, tactics, or behaviour is either too reckless like they are a wild animal, too professional like they are a drone, or too normal like they are a sheep. All are the misrepresentation of Confucius teachings and “Wude”. Of course, there are criticism toward Confucius text and what I said here (I typed this off of my mind remembering texts that I read during “Historical Chinese studies”), I may miss something here and there, but I just really like the Confucius/Classical Chinese virtues in this game.

@@avery4149 I shat off 2 pounds today

@@avery4149 shut up

@@Chadius_Thundercock i took a shit so big i felt like i lost 5 kilos

He's obviously avoiding the vitals and speed dialling 911 every time he does the stabby stabby.

Foreshadows the bad ending, in a way. Since you become just like Yang, deviating from what Sifu wanted you to be and choosing to *take* rather than *give*

@@eightleggedanarchist I also find it interesting how Yang is right in a way. You end becoming blinded by vengeance, much like Yang was in the prologue. The difference is that despite the horrible actions that he committed, Yang moved on and helped people. You end up being blinded by vengeance, not even hesitating to take people down who get in your way. You become who Yang was at the beginning of the game.

Im not reading allat

Honestly love it And the true ending dosent alleviate it at all, sure he spares the bosses and the goons die but that's because they are litteraly faceless, absolutely of no importance, they have no bearing on the ending or character aswell But the bosses? Spared? Well not really cuz it's morally better, but also to humble your enemy If YOU can kick their ass so suddenly after 8 years of silence, decide to spare them after a very wide and open chance to instead kill them (which you already did) they'll realise you are just way too strong, you fuckin putting these bosses into submission. It's morally right, but also grimly fitting for the character that's blinded by vengeance

@@redone390🤡

My guy said "GET OUT OF MY WAY" 😆 🤣

“Pick up your weapon” “No u”

“pick up your weapon” gets blasted into the next dimension

I did this too by accident and it was hilarious xD

yes, i was about to comment this too. it's so funny to watch this speedrun, the enemies are like "let's settle for battle" and he's like "get out of my way"

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@MdrenalinE Well done man.

@MdrenalinE stop the cap

Duality of man SV EDIXZ and AK-JXRDY7

@@defaultset Lmfaooo.

I think that the quote that perfectly encapsulates this is Sifu's quote (I think in the bad ending); "When you have Kung Fu and Wude, you are unstoppable. Your hands go out like lightning, and the enemy knows that you could end them if you wanted to, and they don't want to fight anymore. That is Wude."

​@@maxm.m.7219 it's like owning a gun. When a person wants the smoke, you pull it out and let the other guy know that you can easily kill him by simply pulling the trigger. After that, he doesn't want the smoke.

I'm dying lmao

Woah shit

When your last words are “ woah shit”

：“woah shit” *gets stabbed Lmao

How does she die in one hit, is it exploit?

Elden Ring will surely be instrumental to that end :)

Ikr!

To see him go from making sekiro his bitch, and now to watch him reign over this game from his ivory tower in record time…it fills me with pride.

It's not a world record, he already played those maps, if he did it from a new game scratch, it would be considered a real run.

@@aznthy Tf are you talking about?

Sifu: *HOW DARE YOU WELCOME ME!?*

You have welcomed your own death

FR i was looking for a comment like this to agree i swear like what did he do wrong 😭😭😭

Nice Rhyme XD

If you got into a fighting stance, you're going to get beaten up.

Yes Yes, Violence isn't the answer, it was the question, and the answer is yEs.. 👍

​@@DarkBlqze77777 Violence cannot tackle problems but it can tackle those who cause problems

Sandevistan

You are here too )

Man, you are the best bro too, I watched many your tutorial to beat the boss, especially yang

You’re just as good! I think you beat it in 40 mins though

I see where you got your srats from

Eyyyyy 😂

to be fair, no matter how badass you are, a pipe to the head will do some damage

no frickin way!

*bonk*

Sifu:.... and the KNEE

He's not called Sifu though, it's the mc's father's name...

Bruh

for real?

@@RuNaruX0175 You have to dig deep into the lore to figure all this out. But there are small notes about this and also a vacated contract from people who were supposed to do the work. Some bits require the player to put two and two together. A dying brain explains the magical nature of much of what follows.

@@TurdFurgeson571that’s why he says “8 years of planning for this?” It’s because he planned for 8 years just to die to a fence

@@Yesmanpersondude A fellow lore buff, I see.

I think it's more a "I'm so much better than you (mentally and technically) that I won't stoop to killing you" than a simple "violence is bad" moral

He had his fill on the way

Same bro took me forever to just chat

Samee

BAHAHAH SAME

@@marksmeta lool

this is Wude.

“Pick up your weapon” “You didn’t say I had to use my hands” *pole goes flying*

@@VioletMilks I always immediately throw the pole, it’s the best way to take her out.

As someone who played the game and struggled A LOT, this was impressive but more fun to watch than anything lmao. He beat the arrogant enemies instantly

The girl at 7:06 is especially hilarious because of how fair and honorably she introduces herself and how instantly dirty he fights. Frame one eye poke, shove to get her her off balance and then sucker punches to the nose

@@VioletMilks yeeeet!

Alfin la maldición se rompió 😭😭😭

@@RoddVieleNova #sifuliberacion

@@oiu722 Some ninja girl monologing by herself is suddenly interupted when a random guy somehow snuck behind her and took her out by stabbing her once. The mysterious monologue is punctuated by "oh shit!" which is a sudden change in tone.

@@oiu722 ?

@@oiu722 you giving crybaby vibes ngl

@@oiu722 You have depression. You need help.

Me too! "Life comes at you fast"

That felt like a combo in Tekken lol, complete with resets

0TD combo

Bro made it look like a cutscene

Us bro

The best offense is the best defense.

Your a dark soul player and the other is a sekiro player

I heard a lot of people gets stuck on sean in their first playthrough meanwhile i just deflect his ass to god in my first playthrough

​@@Sirealvingtonhe made me quit the game mostly cause when I ran away from him he would just wait .... After the 3rd boss that is a personal insult If I was a man of wisdom and not quit at that point I would have when the game tried to make me spare that sob But I loved it to pieces best game I played in 2023

so you like speed run too ? 😝

gg on te trouve dans toutes les bonne video .

Je commence à devenir parano à force de te voir partout

Cet homme est partout. J'ai installé des miroirs partout chez moi pour voir le moindre angle mort au cas où il serait là 😂

Questu fous là Zera

ONGBAL showing who the real boss is in this game.

What combo was he using there?

@@philiphopper4885 IIRC it's a known cheese, unlockable crotch strike (forward-forward-light attack) into two heavies then loop

I believe it's been patched-out

You cant do it no more unfortunately...

@@TheSpiderYT it’s a good thing though, Stun locking bosses makes what is supposed to be a very difficult fight literally a walk in the park, especially considering her first phase is probably the hardest single fight in the game

And they say a " *warrior does not throw their weapon* " yeah right lol

that's not sifu, that's his son

@@akazan5500 Why does there always have to be hypercritical commenters pointing out small faults for no reason, going out of their way to write a comment about how the initial commenter is wrong. Anyways Sifu is the title given given to masters, the people that found peace and balance or whatever. This is what the true ending of the game allowes the protagonist (son) to become, therefore the main character can be called Sifu. It's not just a name given to the father

@@cappyhof380 I'm just saying

Im also pretty satisfying to watch if you know what im sayin baby

@@gerardford9706 🤨

When I fought yang I don't even think I took 5% of his health bar, just mashed lb on every flurry

@@liampope3326 sekiro player

@@seekyunbounded9273 I haven't actually played sekiro yet

@@liampope3326 you should try Sekiro. The combat feels somewhat similar to sifu, but it’s swords instead of fists.

I hated fighting Kuroki because she just spams and it’s too hard to get to her and fight when I used to play.

Surprisingly in order to get through this game in its entirety you have to learn how to do some stages no-hit.

​@@imSeamless_specially yang