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@Devious12253
@Devious12253 13 лет назад
"You know, there's a million fine-looking woman in the world dude. But they don't bring you lasagna to work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya." my favorite one out of the whole collection.
@IndividualistMusic
@IndividualistMusic 4 года назад
@WTF it's almost like you watched this video or something.
@singhatar0912
@singhatar0912 3 года назад
@@IndividualistMusic don’t be a dick head, he’s just espousing his appreciation for bobs character
@theokieran5353
@theokieran5353 3 года назад
@Paul Yousef Yup, I have been watching on InstaFlixxer for months myself :)
@night7360
@night7360 2 года назад
I'm a woman and my bf and I dressed up and Jay and Silent Bob for Halloween last year (I was bob) and I created a meme that said "you know there's a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don't all dress up like Silent Bob for Halloween. Most of them just cheat on you". Was a huge hit
@davidbolha
@davidbolha 2 года назад
Silent Bob RedPilled 😏😉😆
@taylorhensel4044
@taylorhensel4044 5 лет назад
The Chasing Amy Speech is why I will defend Smitty until the day I die. One of the best movie monologues of all time.
@brianbird3756
@brianbird3756 5 лет назад
While Jay eats spoonfuls of sugar🤣
@jlee7811
@jlee7811 5 лет назад
What did Smitty do?
@randyqquaint8400
@randyqquaint8400 5 лет назад
No doubt.
@TheGonzoArt
@TheGonzoArt 4 года назад
Dude, i literally chased an amy of my own back in the day. And like our good pals, Silent Bob and Holden, i was in the EXACT situation. I fell in mutual love with an older girl (four years my senior) who resisted my advances until i finally cracked that thick armor of hers (no sexual pun intended) but she had a past that my insecurities as a Catholic raised boy who only had sex with one girl and lost his virginty at 18. I was too stupid to realize that she didn't care that i wasn't "on her level" or "lacked experience". This movie bonded me to Kevin for life, and i saw him as a man i wanted to be friends with. Not because he was famous and a filmmaker, but because I KNEW him...........so to speak.
@JM-zu2pd
@JM-zu2pd 4 года назад
@@brianbird3756 I heard that was because of his heroin addiction
@billmcdonnell79
@billmcdonnell79 6 лет назад
Silent Bob does talks, but rarely and he usually gives some wise advice when he talks. Silent Bob is a silent type, not a mute.
@Rya_N33
@Rya_N33 5 лет назад
Bill McDonnell wow thanks for explaining that for all of us
@farrider3339
@farrider3339 5 лет назад
@@Rya_N33 : 😁 .•°
@IndividualistMusic
@IndividualistMusic 4 года назад
Ya don't say?
@kevinnelson66
@kevinnelson66 4 года назад
It's best to observe than to be observed.
@deathmaniac7712
@deathmaniac7712 3 года назад
So he's Ferb
@flibbidyx2
@flibbidyx2 3 года назад
"No ticket." -one of the greatest lines in cinema history
@SM-ok3sz
@SM-ok3sz 3 года назад
It’s a reference to Indianapolis Jones.
@zakkziegler111
@zakkziegler111 2 года назад
@@SM-ok3sz I too love Indianapolis Jones.
@OV-zg3md
@OV-zg3md Год назад
Yeah... most expressive one
@GameCat16
@GameCat16 Год назад
So good that Indiana Jones referenced it.
@alexfamie5255
@alexfamie5255 2 месяца назад
That's what's up! NAGA-NOOTCH!
@M15F1T1127
@M15F1T1127 11 лет назад
Jay's just sitting there eating sugar lol
@Osrsinvictus
@Osrsinvictus 2 года назад
Funny as fuck lol. Its so random lol.
@robertmilazzo3251
@robertmilazzo3251 2 года назад
@@Osrsinvictus Jason mewes was actually on dope so he would commonly get sugar cravings due to him being on hard drugs. It’s sad but he’s recovered and is doing pretty well
@Osrsinvictus
@Osrsinvictus 2 года назад
@@robertmilazzo3251 oh I know all about Jason being on herion. It's awesome he's sober now. It's still just so random in the movie tough lol.
@pnut3844able
@pnut3844able 2 года назад
@@robertmilazzo3251 he was detoxing at the time. It gives you a sweet tooth.
@jockmcscottish7569
@jockmcscottish7569 Год назад
@@pnut3844able No it doesn't
@andohish27
@andohish27 2 года назад
2:08 "Do somethin" I fkn love that so much 😄😄
@carlcarlington7317
@carlcarlington7317 Год назад
Jay and silent Bob had a really interesting relationship in hindsight, they actively just say the worst things to each other but still have a great friendship
@brb.8962
@brb.8962 Год назад
That's just the main sign of a true friendship.
@robinholmes8390
@robinholmes8390 Год назад
Hetero-Life-mates. By bestie calls me his "straight-boyfriend" (He is gay and I am a straight man).
@fshoaps
@fshoaps Год назад
that’s how stoners roll
@fshoaps
@fshoaps Год назад
@@robinholmes8390 Yeah, no. That’s a different type of relationship.
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 месяцев назад
​@@robinholmes8390 Yo he's into you lmao.
@burpostockings
@burpostockings 2 года назад
Ive modelled alot of my high school social life after Silent Bob. Hung out with a loudmouth and basically said nothing. And I loved when I did say something, it always made people actually listen to me. Ive since learned to talk, but in social gatherings, I like to keep my mouth shut and just take in
@kubek
@kubek 7 лет назад
It's funny when you thing of it: Kevin Smith likes to talks a lot! I mean really a lot! So the character he plays is always silent. Similar thing with George Carlin playing a catholic cardinal in Dogma.
@billmcdonnell79
@billmcdonnell79 6 лет назад
And George Carlin himself in real life was an atheist.
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 5 лет назад
A really vocal atheist
@Hardcore_Drug_Abuse95
@Hardcore_Drug_Abuse95 5 лет назад
I noticed this when id watch interviews. Id think to my self wow the irony of silent bob lol
@bungalowtundra
@bungalowtundra 5 лет назад
@Ronnie Hill take some mydol
@matthewi9223
@matthewi9223 5 лет назад
Silent bob is silent ... Because Kevin Smith's true voice is in the script he wrote...
@sajmeister
@sajmeister 15 лет назад
The speech in Chasing Amy is just amazing!!
@marksman24444
@marksman24444 4 года назад
Great writing
@scottwyatt3692
@scottwyatt3692 3 года назад
@@marksman24444 this really happened to him
@sajmeister
@sajmeister 2 года назад
@@scottwyatt3692 no way 😲 no wonder he's so natural.
@xancypillosi9497
@xancypillosi9497 2 года назад
@@scottwyatt3692 yea. With the chick who actually played amy
@pyropenguino
@pyropenguino 2 года назад
He had to do something to pick up the mostly boring movie he knew he wrote.
@A_Dopamine_Molecule
@A_Dopamine_Molecule 4 года назад
Being an introvert is often just a preference for quality over quantity.
@theirishpotato6588
@theirishpotato6588 4 года назад
True.
@Panda-qz8td
@Panda-qz8td 4 года назад
Nope , it mean having quiet personality , it dont mean , words will become wiser. It depends on person
@michaelk9056
@michaelk9056 4 года назад
Fuck. Yes
@v8flattopgamer157
@v8flattopgamer157 3 года назад
Most people talk about dumb shit.
@singhatar0912
@singhatar0912 3 года назад
@@Panda-qz8td nah bro introverts are intellectual as fuck
@stanleyipkiss6248
@stanleyipkiss6248 6 лет назад
Jay and Observant Bob.
@kwisatzhaderach1458
@kwisatzhaderach1458 5 лет назад
That Chasing Amy dialogue is so memorable.
@dwally4198
@dwally4198 5 лет назад
@The ill will no we did not evolve to be bothered by those things. We have been conditioned by religion and society to consider those things taboo. HUGE difference between the two
@dwally4198
@dwally4198 5 лет назад
@The ill will oh ok, that's cool that you disagree. That doesn't make you any less wrong 😂
@williamstamper442
@williamstamper442 Год назад
It all depends on how high you were at the time of hearing it
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 4 года назад
Chasing Amy was a surprisingly genuinely entertaining movie. It doesnt get enough respect as a drama-comedy.
@SmokeyBluntRoach
@SmokeyBluntRoach 4 года назад
His story from chasing amy is the truest life lesson every man needs to hear.
@FAITHandLOGIC
@FAITHandLOGIC Год назад
He did the right thing. You don't take women who are sexually promiscuous because they'll eventually cheat on you.
@randallflagg6271
@randallflagg6271 Год назад
@@FAITHandLOGIC You can take them as much as you want. You just don't KEEP those women :P 😛
@shutup8647
@shutup8647 Год назад
finger cuffs
@thewizzkidd
@thewizzkidd 10 лет назад
So silent bob became silent because after the chasing Amy story he gets so depressed that he doesn't want to talk anymore.
@thegeek4720
@thegeek4720 7 лет назад
uuuh sure
@jeffreywilliam9821
@jeffreywilliam9821 5 лет назад
except that Clerks came out first and he was already known as "Silent Bob"
@wolf25705
@wolf25705 5 лет назад
Jeffrey William Yeah but the “Chasing Amy” thing is a backstory, so it presumably happened before Clerks, chronologically
@jeffreywilliam9821
@jeffreywilliam9821 5 лет назад
Ming That's not true because the lesbian girl told Ben Affleck in the movie about her friend having sex with a dead guy in the Quick Stop bathroom and that happened in Clerks.
@thebirdmanandroostershow4791
@thebirdmanandroostershow4791 5 лет назад
Jeffrey William Ming’s saying the chasing Amy backstory happened before clerks not the movie itself. I mean it’s entirely possible that silent bob went silent after the events of the chasing any story.
@Eddie2398
@Eddie2398 10 лет назад
I remember him saying "thanks" at the end of Dogma to chris rock
@franciscosauceda95
@franciscosauceda95 2 года назад
I remember that vividly because everyone gives him crazy eyes.
@alexliendo4823
@alexliendo4823 2 года назад
He said "no ticket" after throwing the Angel's off the train
@charle7004
@charle7004 2 года назад
He did!!! I just finished the movie like 2 minuets ago hehe. Basically Rufus was telling Jay if he stopped having such a bad mouth he’d put in a good word with Jesus and Bob said thanks instead of Jay
@Rgoid
@Rgoid 12 лет назад
Whenever Bob opens his mouth, particularly in the case of Chasing Amy, he becomes "Not-So-Silent Bob".
@kevinnelson66
@kevinnelson66 4 года назад
And what he says is usually meaningful.
@briancasteel1222
@briancasteel1222 2 года назад
He said "She didn't feel like she had anything to be sorry for" I thought too myself "She doesn't feel bad that she hurt you by betraying your trust?" Even if you wanted a normal relationship with her it would not be the same. In the words of Dane Cook "Let's just stick this out for another seven years and end this thing violently" lol
@some_guy117
@some_guy117 Год назад
I feel like the silent in silent bob is because most things don’t matter and need to be described all the time, he literally only speaks when it’s something important to him or something of the sort where he has to speak out. Why waste words on something that’s gonna be forgotten, speak the truth and speak what’s important.
@ellllllo77
@ellllllo77 5 лет назад
Jay eating raw sugar from a spoon is hilarious to me
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 5 лет назад
😂😂😂 you think that’s sugar
@bougiebum9138
@bougiebum9138 2 года назад
You think it's raw?
@randallflagg6271
@randallflagg6271 Год назад
Junkie behavior
@wildlifewarrior2670
@wildlifewarrior2670 Год назад
You think that's hilarious
@janst.3791
@janst.3791 Год назад
You think that's a spoon?
@FLAMEandICE_
@FLAMEandICE_ 5 лет назад
Silent Bob's speech about chasing Amy got to me
@SvgeRose
@SvgeRose 5 лет назад
Flame & Ice fr thoo
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 5 лет назад
If I met Jay and Silent Bob, and he told me about his Chasing Amy story, I probably would've cried for him.
@TalkSickMass
@TalkSickMass 4 года назад
It sounds like it was a personal experience for him
@NathanVanattan
@NathanVanattan 11 лет назад
Silent Bob's Words of Wisdom.
@billmcdonnell79
@billmcdonnell79 6 лет назад
Silent Bob is the smarter, wiser and more reasonable of the twosome.
@4Legacy
@4Legacy 16 лет назад
He also talks at the end of Dogma when Chris Rock says "if you clean up your language, I just might put in a good word for you." Silent Bob says "thanks."
@4Legacy
@4Legacy 3 года назад
@Darth Dämon Yeah, he plays Chaka in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. He's a different character in Dogma though (Rufus).
@Wack.d
@Wack.d 14 лет назад
"Do, or do not. There is no t--" "Knock that shit off, man, we've got a bus to catch!" LOL.
@210shonuff
@210shonuff 2 года назад
😆
@sonnysangel
@sonnysangel 5 лет назад
You know if you string all of Silent Bob's monologues together they kinda tell a story. Well except the monkey part....ehhh the monkey part too. 🤣
@TheY2AProblem
@TheY2AProblem 14 лет назад
He also says, "no ticket," when they're on the bus.
@billmcdonnell79
@billmcdonnell79 6 лет назад
Train.
@sk8ernutdw
@sk8ernutdw 6 лет назад
Indiana Jones reference :D
@gengisjon
@gengisjon 6 лет назад
TheY2AProblem Loki and Bartleby were kicked off of the bus when Loki shot the guy who cheated on his wife.
@jamezh2822
@jamezh2822 6 лет назад
genghisjon ! They weren't kicked off the bus, the bus pulled over and everyone ran.
@Adamguy2003
@Adamguy2003 Год назад
You missed a couple Silent Bob lines: 1. In the end of 'Dogma,' when Rufus tells him and Jay that he'll put in a good word for the two of them to get into Heaven if they clean up their language a bit, Silent Bob responds "Thanks." 2. In the beginning of 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,' when the boy trying to buy a nickel- bag off of them talks about "That movie with Prince in it," Silent Bob clarifies it by saying "Purple Rain."
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 15 лет назад
His scene in Chasing Amy makes me wanna cry.
@jeremygunther9403
@jeremygunther9403 3 года назад
you’re forgetting his other line in mallrats: jay: bye baby kitties. damn silent bob show some heart silent bob: spspspspspss
@xyz39808
@xyz39808 2 года назад
other line in dogma when chris rock's character says he'll put in a good word "Thanks"
@PozerAdultRacingTeam
@PozerAdultRacingTeam 4 года назад
He always seems to have wisdom at the appropriate time.
@ARISTOCAT90715
@ARISTOCAT90715 5 лет назад
Silent Bob is a man of great wisdom.
@TryppiUnkle
@TryppiUnkle 5 лет назад
If I'm being completely honest, Chasing Amy is Kevin Smiths masterpiece.
@pg5149
@pg5149 5 лет назад
And if you're being dishonest? (Sorry... just REALLY hate people using that phrase, "if I'm being honest." Basically saying, "hey... I'm not usually an honest person.")
@blahblah14722
@blahblah14722 4 года назад
No dogma is
@fakshen1973
@fakshen1973 3 года назад
Dogma. Hands down Dogma. Dogma was brilliant.
@Borganov20
@Borganov20 3 года назад
Clerks
@TitoTimTravels
@TitoTimTravels 3 года назад
I like Chasing Amy, but I think Dogma is better. They are all pretty good though. 😎
@halllow
@halllow Год назад
I was blown away by him trusting the Silent Bob actor to go from never saying anything to this long poignant line until I learned that was Kevin Smith the whole time. Still a great monologue.
@Thatonebougiequeen
@Thatonebougiequeen 3 года назад
Silent bob: speaks Me:”wait, that’s illegal”
@RThyrring
@RThyrring Год назад
I love it that when Silent Bob eventually DOES talk he always have something profound or important to say 😂
@youtube.commentator
@youtube.commentator 8 месяцев назад
"No ticket"
@inspector5122
@inspector5122 4 месяца назад
"I got nothing."
@AngusStewart01
@AngusStewart01 5 лет назад
5:36 he went all lawyer on him
@BlueStarJT
@BlueStarJT 2 года назад
When silent bob speaks you listen.
@seannborba8416
@seannborba8416 2 года назад
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!!!
@jasminesoto4589
@jasminesoto4589 Год назад
When he tells jay do something 😂😂😂😂
@Comeasyouare77
@Comeasyouare77 Год назад
I'm not a big Affleck fan, but he did an amazing job in this movie. He really made the character believeable
@DedoPorno
@DedoPorno 10 месяцев назад
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 5 лет назад
That story about Amy man… kinda sad, but so realistic. Guys sure know how to fuck up a good thing sometimes.
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens 7 месяцев назад
I loved the "thats your que man" with a little smirk as he leaned back. I think Jay definitely recognizes and reapects Bobs intelligence despite the ahot he talks.
@crissayago6070
@crissayago6070 5 лет назад
If we get another J&SB movie, I'd love to see Amy and Silent Bob possibly reunite.
@moranmanny
@moranmanny 5 лет назад
Cris Sayago we are getting a new one though Jay and silent bob rebooted :P
@fshoaps
@fshoaps Год назад
That defeats the purpose of the monologue. Life goes on. He messed up, he won’t see her again. It’s better that way.
@Kairi091
@Kairi091 5 лет назад
It's funny cuz in Chasing Amy, Silent Bob probably talks more than Jay does.
@mattharden8253
@mattharden8253 5 лет назад
I bet these guys wait until the end of filming to have Silent Bob speak as a relief scene for Kevin
@quinnevans83
@quinnevans83 5 лет назад
Is jay eating straight up salt?
@jjmm4965
@jjmm4965 5 лет назад
I relate to him to too many ways. people always ask me if I'm eating just bbq sauce and shit like that
@pnut3844able
@pnut3844able 5 лет назад
Sugar. He was coming off heroin. When you detox on opiates you crave sweet shit.
@jjmm4965
@jjmm4965 5 лет назад
@@pnut3844able even on heroin u love sugar
@homegrowntwinkie
@homegrowntwinkie 5 лет назад
Had no idea Jason used to do Smack til I read this thread. Wild.
@batmanrapman578
@batmanrapman578 5 лет назад
@@homegrowntwinkie Neither did I do, dude lol.
@Schall-und-Rauch
@Schall-und-Rauch Год назад
He makes the words he uses count.
@Stakker
@Stakker 9 лет назад
"Get up, Tons o' Fun!" :D
@lotuslexa.6494
@lotuslexa.6494 7 лет назад
...You missed the one at the end of dogma
@emfs9522
@emfs9522 7 лет назад
Lotus Lexa. "Thanks"
@TOONAnimeRevolutions
@TOONAnimeRevolutions 7 лет назад
well it is just one word so it gets a pass
@lulugabyalexa
@lulugabyalexa 6 лет назад
"No ticket".
@crypto1223
@crypto1223 5 лет назад
TYSON VALERA That was his first line of the movie. Thanks was his last.
@BeeTeeGee
@BeeTeeGee 5 лет назад
Don't forget all of Silent Bob's lines in Clerks: The Animated Series too.
@Thulgore
@Thulgore 5 лет назад
Kevin Smith is an absolutely amazing writer when he has something to write. I still don't know of another writer/director that has pulled off so much of the shit he has. I was absolutely fucking livid during Chasing Amy....for the same reason as the character. I don't know why either, I fell into that movie way to much. I've never had a relationship like that either so it wasn't something I related to. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes existing pleases me. The fact that Jay is directly based off of young Jason is fucking beautiful. I actually want to see Steve O on Jason and Kevins podcast. For Steve and Jason, not even for me, though I would like to see it. They have a lot in common.
@esty132345
@esty132345 Год назад
That eye brow raise Affleck gives when silent Bob says menage a trois always makes me laugh
@XertaR
@XertaR 12 лет назад
That was: "THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID: CRITTERS Of HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK! " And this is beatiful quote
@IIISWILIII
@IIISWILIII 2 года назад
Short answer, he becomes edgelord Bob
@94ejackAYTUser
@94ejackAYTUser 14 лет назад
Silent Bob is so cool.
@brandonm6769
@brandonm6769 5 лет назад
That ending song suddenly turned this into a memorial video.
@Tautolonaut
@Tautolonaut 5 лет назад
Yeah I thought I'd slipped into that parallel universe we don't talk about.
@Haze420_
@Haze420_ 7 лет назад
5:07 that's what I want to say to Netflix for deleting Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
@cree8371
@cree8371 5 лет назад
AManWithAUsername Well guess what
@justpapi
@justpapi 5 лет назад
Also its back
@shep6489
@shep6489 5 лет назад
Then they took Clerks off
@BM-gv2vi
@BM-gv2vi 5 лет назад
they brang it back homie
@atrainofthought99
@atrainofthought99 5 лет назад
AManWithAUsername they brought it back
@dominkfri6358
@dominkfri6358 5 лет назад
Silent Bob is a character i respect the most
@bridgetfitzgerald3063
@bridgetfitzgerald3063 Год назад
" Do something." Lmfao 🤣😆
@mauriciocastillo2881
@mauriciocastillo2881 10 лет назад
1:31 I couldn't stop laughing my ass off
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 10 лет назад
Is it because of Jay eating sugar by the spoonful?
@mauriciocastillo2881
@mauriciocastillo2881 10 лет назад
no bc the of "stupid guy bullshit" I done that
@pulpydischarge5447
@pulpydischarge5447 5 лет назад
yup
@TheProfdamage
@TheProfdamage 3 года назад
I laughed the hardest when the Basshunter song started at the end. Caught me totally off guard
@blacknative2609
@blacknative2609 5 лет назад
One of my favorite childhood movies.
@malabuegirl
@malabuegirl 15 лет назад
his voice kinda sounds sexy to me lol
@TheBatman602
@TheBatman602 5 лет назад
I love the outtakes of Clerk's 2 where Bob says "These aren't the droids you're looking for???" Lol
@frankholland3025
@frankholland3025 5 лет назад
Love how Jay just sits there free balling sugar shots lol
@space78511
@space78511 11 лет назад
i think kevin smith aka silent bob directed all of those movies!
@TheBlackDeck
@TheBlackDeck 4 года назад
Bass hunter at the end... oh man. This is gold. Ty Richard Ortiz.
@SageofTalos
@SageofTalos 12 лет назад
I can see that they might have a reference on occasion, but really it's a typical pairing of the outgoing doer and the silent-yet-far-more-intelligent-than-they-let-on types.
@JLWarren
@JLWarren Год назад
2:06 one of my favorite J&SB interactions.
@Lyze
@Lyze Год назад
Didn't remember eating spoons of sugar in the chasing Amy scene.
@kevinngomez2461
@kevinngomez2461 2 года назад
The chasing Amy speech was beautiful
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 Месяц назад
But also kinda heartbreaking at the same time.
@twizted169
@twizted169 5 лет назад
No ticket was my favorite line ever. I put the whole scene again and again LMFAO every time lol
@incognitoatunknown2702
@incognitoatunknown2702 3 года назад
If Quentin Tarantino directed Kevin Smith, it would be the most epic of films. .... and everybody wants The Bob.
@murderessmarbie
@murderessmarbie Год назад
Who knew the 13 Apostle in ‘Dogma’ would be the preacher of logic we need today 😂👏
@TehJMastuh
@TehJMastuh 10 лет назад
Bob and Silent Jay?? lol
@743757
@743757 6 лет назад
Quote from Eminem's "Wicked Ways", lol =P
@ScottyRage976
@ScottyRage976 5 лет назад
Funny thing is, there's a scene in "Fanboys" where they kind of do this, playing reversed roles.
@Rya_N33
@Rya_N33 5 лет назад
TehJMastuh it’s jay and silent bob you said it wrong
@ainsleypowell196
@ainsleypowell196 4 года назад
@@Rya_N33 It's an inside joke 😑
@Screwby_Jones6200
@Screwby_Jones6200 2 года назад
Silent Bob is the definition of "a Man of very few words"
@cheekostakos7881
@cheekostakos7881 Год назад
“There’s nothing worse than watching a fat man cry” -Jay
@blaze3686
@blaze3686 12 лет назад
Its just what I was listening to at the time.
@crawhey
@crawhey 2 месяца назад
always telling that chasing amy story
@wittenstienspavlov3699
@wittenstienspavlov3699 Год назад
omg amazing....love silent bob talking.........jay and silent bob always!!!!!
@lewismcintosh2382
@lewismcintosh2382 6 лет назад
5:02 hilarious
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 5 лет назад
THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID, "CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD," YOU DUMB FUCK!
@spookybeans
@spookybeans 3 года назад
Someone told me I reminded them of silent bob today. So here I am to discover him
@Victorf1991
@Victorf1991 2 года назад
You're a little late there but my opinion his movies (Kevin Smith) are great
@W47689
@W47689 2 года назад
"Adventure? Excitement? A jedi does not crave these things."
@mukiwabanda2794
@mukiwabanda2794 4 года назад
This proves anyone can be a great actor so long as they're saying something they believe is true. Smith has Brando vibes here. I guess the trick to a career in acting is being able to kid yourself that every line the writer gives you is not complete bullshit. Actors are people paid by producers to convince themselves of a writer's narrow worldview.
@thescapegoatmechanism8704
@thescapegoatmechanism8704 Год назад
“Who the fuck talks like that?!” 😂😂😂
@Danifer72
@Danifer72 15 лет назад
I ♥ Silent Bob!!
@grassyhill5830
@grassyhill5830 6 лет назад
You left out when he says thanks in dogma
@mrcritical6751
@mrcritical6751 4 года назад
5:03 something tells me Bob has wanted to call Jay that for a while
@Corntron5000
@Corntron5000 5 лет назад
Excited for his lines in the new movie!
@jaredruff9823
@jaredruff9823 5 лет назад
Same!
@sparky3574
@sparky3574 5 лет назад
It's like black bolt, he keeps his mouth close and then. Once he utters some words, all hell breaks loose.
@Joeri20cm
@Joeri20cm Год назад
2:14 is Jay just straight up eating salt? 🤣
@joefeeney5497
@joefeeney5497 3 месяца назад
Sugar
@KombatGod
@KombatGod 5 лет назад
5:38 Bob and Silent Jay
@mohawkman2006
@mohawkman2006 11 лет назад
you skipped something he said in dogma. in the end after god shows up the angel said there may be space in heaven for jay if he cleans up his language and silent bob said got it. i paraphrased a bit the whole reason i came to this video was to figure out what was said exactly.
@jbot91
@jbot91 6 лет назад
mohawkman2006 if said thanks
@tacodog767
@tacodog767 7 лет назад
No Clerks animated series?
@Pirustae
@Pirustae 12 лет назад
snutchi - bootchies hahahahahha. You can actually hear that in the "jay & s.bob-strike back".
@Autobotmatt428
@Autobotmatt428 9 лет назад
You get sage type wisdom!
@zeitGGeist
@zeitGGeist 5 лет назад
That credits song came out of NOWHERE
@sannimcable
@sannimcable 2 года назад
I love ❤ silent bob
@cartoonkiller1803
@cartoonkiller1803 5 лет назад
I love this movie
@DendyJungle
@DendyJungle 4 года назад
His voice changed between strikes back and 2
@graverobber13
@graverobber13 3 года назад
Your message speaks volumes.
@letyvasquez2025
@letyvasquez2025 3 года назад
Their scene in scream is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
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