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"Photography is not a crime" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

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@jamestait8676
@jamestait8676 Год назад
Bloke walks up to camera " don't take any pictures of me " classic 🤣🤣🤯
@cliffordbuttle4529
@cliffordbuttle4529 Год назад
I bet he was asleep on the job 😂😂😂 I love 😂😂😂😂
@TheCunnamulla
@TheCunnamulla Год назад
Over and over and over again.
@mmmmmmmmmm.m.
@mmmmmmmmmm.m. Год назад
Pking mug 😂
@rickyraw5457
@rickyraw5457 8 месяцев назад
Security guard looks like a wrong en....
@alanmetcalfe831
@alanmetcalfe831 3 месяца назад
Doesn’t want to be filmed in case the dole see it 😂😂😂😂
@Yaabbly
@Yaabbly Год назад
The SIA need to know about clowns like Simon
@steoneste
@steoneste Год назад
Straight up needs his badge revoking. No way I'd ever talk to someone like that. Threats of violence and criminal damage is more than enough. Even his initial approach was wrong.
@beaudavies1737
@beaudavies1737 Год назад
I do security and I agree, people like that make the rest of us look bad, everything he did was all wrong
@jasoncdebussy
@jasoncdebussy Год назад
"You're really pushing my luck" - that had me laughing out loud 🤣
@nevilebardos5702
@nevilebardos5702 Год назад
😂
@nathanmoore7120
@nathanmoore7120 10 месяцев назад
I know! Classic! 😂😂😂😂 I’m still laughing “you’re really pushing my luck”! Too funny 😂😂
@nevilebardos5702
@nevilebardos5702 10 месяцев назад
@@nathanmoore7120 pure gold you couldn't right it
@nevilebardos5702
@nevilebardos5702 10 месяцев назад
There's some sayings you can mess up but that saying is unforgivable to mess up
@SuperBC10
@SuperBC10 7 месяцев назад
Reminds me of the short, posh guy on Fawlty Towers squaring up to Basil and saying “You’re asking for a bunch of fives you grotty little man” whilst looking up about 2 feet!😂😂😂
@nosherz
@nosherz Год назад
I bet Simon fantasises he’s head of security at Area 51
@awintersnight1602
@awintersnight1602 Год назад
is that cause you do?
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 11 месяцев назад
​@@awintersnight1602Is that you Simon? 😮
@user-qf2vg3uc5h
@user-qf2vg3uc5h 8 месяцев назад
Exactly hahaaaaaa
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 месяца назад
More like they found him in area 51
@paulhillen3469
@paulhillen3469 Год назад
'give us a wiggle for grinder' 🤣🤣
@craigfeek2157
@craigfeek2157 Год назад
As a retired loss prevention manager with over 40 years experience that security guard would be gone if I was his Manager, no training, no idea, no clue what's he's doing
@esabatm4988
@esabatm4988 Год назад
You sure bring out the happiness in these security clowns.
@danajudd692
@danajudd692 Год назад
Poor Simon is still having nightmares about street photographers.
@paulperrin2152
@paulperrin2152 Год назад
Probably told his girlfriend he is the CEO of the company😂😂😂😂😂
@pradaman307
@pradaman307 Год назад
BOYfriend ! haha
@paulperrin2152
@paulperrin2152 Год назад
@@pradaman307 🤣
@reccerat4446
@reccerat4446 Год назад
Nahh he would have told him he was ex SAS the walt!
@petertaylor9384
@petertaylor9384 Год назад
Girlfriend is his hand
@Andy-eu1ng
@Andy-eu1ng Год назад
​@@reccerat4446sas would have said good morning sir can I help you
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Год назад
Simple Simon went from don’t take my photograph, to giving permission to post his photo on Grinder 😂. Now that IS being simple.
@fireskycam9889
@fireskycam9889 Год назад
That security guard will speak like that to the wrong person who will put him in his place physically one day
@blahblahblah742
@blahblahblah742 Год назад
Simon didn't do well at school, Simon has a minimum wage job, Simon has a uniform, Simon still signs on, Simon is getting sacked in the morning.
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 месяца назад
Simon is now on Grindr
@gunzlepug
@gunzlepug Месяц назад
Simon reminds me of Himmler
@kaptain1x
@kaptain1x Год назад
poor fu$king simon ..initially he was furious but at the end he was like a little quiet kitty..job well done UKMTT ...u gave him a valuable lesson .
@TheGlassman63
@TheGlassman63 Год назад
Simple Simon picked on the wrong bloke when he gave it the `big un`. As ever Mark, great entertainment. 😂
@alphi888
@alphi888 Год назад
The masked bus driver brings STUPID to a whole new level. 🤣🤣🤣
@scottfowler4482
@scottfowler4482 Год назад
Poor simpleton, he failed the interview to be a McDonald’s lavatory cleaner so this is the only job he could get…..security mong 🤣🤣
@Scott-lt8qt
@Scott-lt8qt Год назад
Whilst I enjoy these videos. Don't disrespect the security industry. Some are good working people who pay tax.
@TransoceanicOutreach
@TransoceanicOutreach Год назад
@@Scott-lt8qt 1.5%
@roastedicons1234
@roastedicons1234 Год назад
😂😂 yeah is a full blown sausage boy
@abeonthehill166
@abeonthehill166 Год назад
That was a violation of the SIA Regulations regarding interacting with the Public . The abusive language and threat of violence was a section 5 of the Public Order Act and you should report him to the Law . Stay safe man……
@TheCunnamulla
@TheCunnamulla Год назад
Yep it was not acceptable
@MrCharlesWidmore
@MrCharlesWidmore Год назад
Someone please report him….
@adiohead
@adiohead Год назад
@@MrCharlesWidmore Nothing was done about that security guy who licked AB's phone, I doubt anything will happen to this guy.
@TallBoy-vf3tt
@TallBoy-vf3tt Месяц назад
Sec 4A actually
@Andy-eu1ng
@Andy-eu1ng Год назад
Most unprofessional security guard ever
@untold101
@untold101 Год назад
A security guard is just a receptionist......in a shed.
@mogreen4393
@mogreen4393 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@colinlawless5654
@colinlawless5654 Год назад
Who trains and employs these people.
@CCopperpot169
@CCopperpot169 Год назад
Haven Holidays 😂
@jayhowell2218
@jayhowell2218 Год назад
Thought he was a hard guy because he had a security jacket on but when it came to it he shit himself 😂😂😂
@rudeboijasmithy
@rudeboijasmithy Год назад
Lol that security guard 1m % got bullied at school 😂😂😂😂😂
@darrylkennedy2125
@darrylkennedy2125 Год назад
It's a wonder that he's still got any teeth left..
@volkswagent6raillad850
@volkswagent6raillad850 Год назад
Simon said he didn’t want to be on camera..Simon then proceeded to get in front of the camera at every available opportunity😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Teknotion
@Teknotion Год назад
You can literally hear this guy's double-figure IQ everytime he talks. I'm sure he was really happy when he scored 75 on the test.
@stuartwalker16
@stuartwalker16 Год назад
You missed the - symbol 😂😂😂😂😂
@thesweeney80
@thesweeney80 Год назад
I reckon he was happy to score double-figures.
@robertwright7937
@robertwright7937 Год назад
75? I think you do him too much credit, my friend.😆
@thedad7313
@thedad7313 Год назад
“Double figure”! Leave it out. That tree is more self aware than he is. I doubt he has opposable thumbs
@thedad7313
@thedad7313 Год назад
I doubt he can spell I.Q.
@joshlevy3480
@joshlevy3480 Год назад
So many people not wanting their picture taken, as they get as close as they can to the camera, thereby getting the best, most visible shot possible!!! Loving the logic of it all!!! Now get back to work!!!
@kevinn5976
@kevinn5976 Год назад
He didnt want pictures taken, 'cause he's at work! He must be signing on 😅😂
@IrishWealdstoneRaider
@IrishWealdstoneRaider Год назад
😂. You had him raging. Lol.
@corpeedo
@corpeedo Год назад
This HAS to be the funniest Audit Ive seen! Bloody gold! Awesome work mate.
@MikeGMcDermott
@MikeGMcDermott Год назад
Nice to see that Herbert from the Bash Street Kids eventually grew up to be a clueless bus driver in Blackpool.
@gdr38515
@gdr38515 Год назад
It will take a decade for Simple Simon to get over this level of cringe & embarrassment which will exist online for posterity. As for the bus driver - "Don't tell him Pike!" If you added their IQs together you would be lucky to get into three figures.
@thesweeney80
@thesweeney80 Год назад
The irony of him calling you a "f'kn mug" while walking away after he couldn't get you to move 👏🏻👌🏻 Priceless.
@briandouglas2123
@briandouglas2123 Год назад
A numpty threatening to call the police is like a kid crying "I'm gonna tell me mummy"
@mathew8581
@mathew8581 Год назад
That’s one ignorant aggressive security. Hopefully his employees see this and seriously address this idiots actions. (Is this a re upload?)
@milleniumsaucer8978
@milleniumsaucer8978 Год назад
yes it is
@bobwallacejnr6852
@bobwallacejnr6852 Год назад
somebody please give this guy his own TV show
@cassandrade-wolfe6926
@cassandrade-wolfe6926 10 месяцев назад
This is hilarious 😂 *YOU'RE PUSHING MY LUCK* 😂😂😂
@GADGETVP15
@GADGETVP15 Год назад
Buses have cameras in them recording people so if you get on a bus and tell them to stop recording as you don’t give them permission are they going to stop 🛑 THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!
@joeblow2069
@joeblow2069 Год назад
That guy literally shit himself when you said no. He was not used to that. How many times did he threaten you with bodily harm? Should have been arrested.
@wagner251
@wagner251 Год назад
Little poppet in a wendy house , how nice 😂
@stuartlew1229
@stuartlew1229 Год назад
when he called you a perv you should have asked if he wanted some sweeties
@stuartcook8823
@stuartcook8823 Год назад
When they say they're gonna phone the police you need to just say "fucking grass" 😂
@PamelaD963
@PamelaD963 Год назад
He usually does. 😂
@deepfiix
@deepfiix Год назад
"Filming is illegal" That guy is full of jokes.
@5183adam
@5183adam Год назад
How can a man who's earning minimum wage in a dead end job call anyone a mug 😂😂😂
@relaxreflect5888
@relaxreflect5888 Год назад
You’re pushing my luck 😂😂😂😂
@harvinderrishiraj5901
@harvinderrishiraj5901 Год назад
The only thing he can push is an Aldi shopping trolley towards the wonky veg aisle.
@thesweeney80
@thesweeney80 Год назад
Marton Mere? Spent a few summer holidays there as a kid in the late 80s. Me and my cousin would have had this idiot running all over the site if he was around back then. We were right menaces, walking on the grass, playing ball games where it wasn't allowed, this guy would have had a meltdown with all the rules we broke 🙄🤣
@2FMradioInIreland4
@2FMradioInIreland4 Год назад
I'm surprised you let him say so much to you at the start before you let him have it, normally your straight in there the minute the threats start. He seems the sort of Security Guard that has a false sense of reality, you should complain and have his licence revoked for those threats.
@regkray
@regkray Год назад
Nah, more fun when Mark lets them get into their stride thinking they control the situation, then he starts the takedown. 😄
@connect4glyn
@connect4glyn Год назад
I was suprised too
@2FMradioInIreland4
@2FMradioInIreland4 Год назад
@@regkray I some cases maybe, but this Security Guard went in for the kill straight away so in my view he should have let him have it straight away lol. Just my opinion I suppose
@reccerat4446
@reccerat4446 Год назад
He was just letting the melt dig a bigger hole for himself!
@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit
@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit Год назад
It makes for a more enjoyable experience for those who know what's coming! Love the slow build up.
@ARCHSTANTON61
@ARCHSTANTON61 Год назад
he is working cash in hand..
@tech10k14
@tech10k14 Год назад
Jesus, that second guy is literally one generation from walking on all fours. 😂
@richiestrich8079
@richiestrich8079 Год назад
The level of aggression is brilliant, Mark is the best auditor by far.
@fireskycam9889
@fireskycam9889 Год назад
"He's bottled it" "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck". 🤣🤣
@sabbath.108
@sabbath.108 Год назад
Thanks for doing what you do to expose these absolute cretins. Love your videos. Keep up the very good work.
@barrygoodman6285
@barrygoodman6285 Год назад
imagine him getting home that night , how moody would he be
@garlicgorilla6540
@garlicgorilla6540 Год назад
His poor dog. Kicked to death.
@barrypotter5751
@barrypotter5751 Год назад
Hello from Dundee scotland keep the videos coming
@Marius_vanderLubbe
@Marius_vanderLubbe Год назад
'Don't take pictures on me'...later that night on Grindr.
@aq9133
@aq9133 Год назад
Hands in pockets, Simple Simon totally defeated. He’s not brandishing his threatening fists around at the end, is he?
@stuartwalker16
@stuartwalker16 Год назад
Cant believe a security gaurd at around 50years of age is acting like that also the bus drive looks too old to be driving
@anthonydowling3356
@anthonydowling3356 10 месяцев назад
Security guard is in his late 30 s and bus driver possibly 60 y which is well under retirement age of 66 y .
@JK-ln8zv
@JK-ln8zv Год назад
I get the feeling sometimes Simon likes to roleplay in Nazi uniforms
@MegaDringy
@MegaDringy Год назад
Brilliant . Gets a tiny weeny amount of authority as a gate security at holiday park and thinks he’s the hardest man to walk the earth . Plonker
@nomore6939
@nomore6939 Год назад
HOw unprofessional was that guard !!! he's in the wrong job
@HAS360
@HAS360 Год назад
An old classic one 🔝
@craigskayman8422
@craigskayman8422 Месяц назад
They just give them a uniform and all of a sudden they think they are the camera police. 🤣
@timgeorge1009
@timgeorge1009 Год назад
What an incredible muppet Rude AF thick AF aggressive AF it’s like an endless list of AF’s man But at least your video thanks to muppet boy Is funny AF Great content again man
@Platty6987
@Platty6987 Год назад
I will never understand how dumb people are 😂 everybody gets filmed Basically everywhere they go but it’s illegal for somebody to walk about filming ? God forbid any tourists want to take photos or videos
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 Год назад
That is undoubtedly a case of how "not" to approach and engage with a member of the public!!!
@mixedbush9832
@mixedbush9832 Год назад
Awww you’re intimidating simple Simon pathetic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love your videos ❤
@cliffordbuttle4529
@cliffordbuttle4529 Год назад
You can’t hit a man ? With glasses make him ? Take them offfff😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thewhitbyphotographer
@thewhitbyphotographer Год назад
Is he in The Proclaimers ?
@dickweeeeeeeeeed
@dickweeeeeeeeeed Год назад
yeah...the laim part...
@weepor55
@weepor55 Год назад
just 400 left
@larryaldridge1985
@larryaldridge1985 Год назад
Mark please for the love of God come to Milton Keynes, so much industry around and woke as fook.
@ukmeetthetyrants
@ukmeetthetyrants Год назад
One day soon😊
@missm81
@missm81 10 месяцев назад
😂😂 go on go and ask him if i can film him ...hes not talking to me 😂😂 dying 🤣🤣🤣
@rdsparttimeDroneflights
@rdsparttimeDroneflights Год назад
What a wally of a security guard his missus must have turned him down last night
@paulbrew7022
@paulbrew7022 Месяц назад
Did you not mean his husband!
@mykota2417
@mykota2417 Год назад
Auditors must all realise that they are defending and fighting for the rights and defence n protection of the vulnerable and less able... Even if they don't realise it themselves...
@biglounumber1
@biglounumber1 Год назад
😂😂 these vids tickle me. Am a fan of the talking your own language to people and they don’t know what to say 😂😂
@xMandalorex
@xMandalorex 10 месяцев назад
LOL i still come back to this.. lmao the exchange with Simon & Mark is hilarious.
@tichaonachamunorwa7334
@tichaonachamunorwa7334 Год назад
Simon has anger problems. He made himself the star of this video..
@andrewshaw7343
@andrewshaw7343 Год назад
They're always all mouth.
@1haleema
@1haleema Год назад
Should definitely be reported!!!
@TIMMY-ng4pd
@TIMMY-ng4pd 11 месяцев назад
Needs sacking on the spot that security
@bucko321
@bucko321 Год назад
Simon the pretend soldier in his sentry box, There would be no video content without the Simon's of this world.
@jamesrawson6659
@jamesrawson6659 Год назад
Always like your Vids. What a little big man that security guard is. Proper numpty .
@robbiethomas6589
@robbiethomas6589 Год назад
Simon is comedy gold! "Back in your hut you brainless chimp"
@SeatownFrank
@SeatownFrank Год назад
2 radios ..one to talk to his arse 😅
@Its-just-a-camera
@Its-just-a-camera Год назад
I walk up to a camera and demand not to be photographed, the logic of some people and these people walk around in public unaided.
@astra47420
@astra47420 Год назад
There is one in every job 😂😂
@jensun77wilson
@jensun77wilson Месяц назад
Indeed 😂😂😂
@mariac1448
@mariac1448 Год назад
I love all your content. You’re great, no nonsense approach, brilliant. But most of all I love your laugh! Always brightens my day. I appreciate you 😊 thank you 😊
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 Год назад
Not exactly the smartest move by that security goon by threatening to call the police after he had "already made verbal and physical threats that had been recorded on camera!!!
@jamesjameson4566
@jamesjameson4566 Год назад
Egg in an eggcup
@mandexflagrantesallpolice2103
Like a telephone tough guy 🤣🤣🤣tough as custard and twice as yellow !! Great vid
@thevampirelestat1900
@thevampirelestat1900 Год назад
This is by far the funniest audit I've ever seen 😂 simple Simon is very simple 😂
@lordrod7328
@lordrod7328 Год назад
Whats the name of the company am going to ring up and put in my own complaint about this man as i work for the s.i.a thxs.
@Polecat54941
@Polecat54941 Год назад
Amazing these weirdos get given an SIA licence let alone are allowed out without their carer in a public place?
@sarahemerson6567
@sarahemerson6567 6 месяцев назад
SIA needs to be revoked
@mavicmeister29
@mavicmeister29 Год назад
Mark, that was funny! I laughed at Simons antics, couldn’t make it up, could you. Regards.
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Год назад
Telling (a witless ) Simon to keep his wits about him was hilarious 😂
@andrewsmith8883
@andrewsmith8883 Год назад
Brilliant as usual Mark, I like it when the security officer nods his head thinking he is being clever and Mark tell him what a Comedian he is haha.
@benbinks2012
@benbinks2012 Год назад
Gobs off whilst walking away 😂 what a tool
@1haleema
@1haleema Год назад
Working in public disgraceful
@peterjol
@peterjol Год назад
that sure is a busy holiday camp.
@uniqueoutcome6589
@uniqueoutcome6589 Год назад
I wonder if people like this security guard are guilty of having committed a sexual offense against children and is on some kind of public registry? That may explain why he and others like him are so worried about their face getting out into the public domain. He may be frightened of what would happen to him if law abiding people who oppose such behavior might recognize him and know where he works.
@user-nw3ro2zy2f
@user-nw3ro2zy2f Год назад
I know EXACTLY why he doesn't want to be on film. I was inside with him. He's a nasty human being.
@mayshusalmighty7858
@mayshusalmighty7858 Год назад
Please make sure the boss of this company get a copy of this. A person with a temper like that, should not be working in security. Just imagine how that could have gone down if no cameras were present…
@tonyross7376
@tonyross7376 Год назад
Hahaha Haha hahaha Haha. That was classic mark 🤜👍 school report lol. Let's go Robert and joe
@yagetmi5428
@yagetmi5428 Год назад
Bounces at mother care this cyunt 😂 😂
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