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Sims 1, it's time for Jim Pickens to face his childhood
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@leonsimmons897 6 лет назад

Makes me wonder if Jim killed people in his teen years just to chat with Grim. That's so romantic

@shanonbryant2919 6 лет назад

Otp

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад

How did you guess?

@heartheater07 5 лет назад

@unrealviolet1833 5 лет назад

That reminds me of a psychopath riddle. Where a girl meets the guy of his dreams in her mother’s wedding but didn’t know who he was so she killed her sister in hopes on seeing him again at her sister’s funeral.

@craftcat1012 5 лет назад

I'd like but it's at 666

@TheComet1012 6 лет назад

“Is it because a cat came on the lawn?” *points to raccoon walking across the yard*

@user-xx8jp6xk1n 5 лет назад

Hail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@FloridaGuy53 2 года назад

Who is "El Bandito?"

@KurtSidYLosDemas 6 лет назад

THE PLOT PICKENS

@VicEntity 5 лет назад

hhahahahahah

@laneatkinson6441 5 лет назад

GENIUS

@aproxamillionwasps474 5 лет назад

Oof

@billysbasement2520 5 лет назад

*the the snot snickens*

@jewelsthecat5331 5 лет назад

KurtSidYLosDemas The pot plickens

@jaykstah 6 лет назад

Oh my god connecting the Sims 1 to Jim's origin with the intro skit is genious. This Kevin Cinematic Universe is going places.

@hyperatek3217 6 лет назад

Kevo

@bigshrekhorner 6 лет назад

Marvel: I got the biggest cinematic universe in the whole Hollywood industry Kevin: Hold my beer

@PANZERFAUST322 6 лет назад

kevi

@matty1745 6 лет назад

karvel

@Grayson-tk5hn 11 месяцев назад

@@bigshrekhorner but actully the lore in callmekevin videos are crazy

@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 лет назад

Sims 1: Jim Pickens Origns Sims 2: Jim Pickens Begins Sims 3: Jim Pickens Unchained Sims 4: Jim Pickens Forever

@carlcarlson1225 6 лет назад

Sims 5: The Downfall of Jim Pickens

@yantardev 6 лет назад

@@carlcarlson1225 this is a reason why Sims 5 will never be released.

@OQIF87NREU 6 лет назад

Carl Carlson impossible

@salbleheehheheblehhsa7301 6 лет назад

Yes!!

@bowlofpasta8846 6 лет назад

Jim pickens Tokyo drift

@simfaith1565 6 лет назад

It's all starting to make sense - Jim's love for the grim reaper - Jim's reason for sleeping in the same bed as his son - Jim always missed school and now in the sims 4 always misses work - Jim's childhood was so full of death he's now become desensitised to it - Jim was sent away to military school which is obviously a front for Hogwarts - BJ saw Jim's film Killjoy 2 and saw Jim's relationship with the clown, so in an attempt to get closer to his father he wears clown makeup - Jim's amazing acting skills derived from his father - Jim named his son BJ because it reminded him of his father's name Dick - Jim's idea for killing people using a swimming pool was inspired by his parents It brings a tear to my eye to finally be learning about the origin of the greatly complex and amazing man Jim Pickens

@majagirlpower2561 6 лет назад

Haha XD

@RBG9000 6 лет назад

This should be published somewhere , its canon

@vivz8642 6 лет назад

Now everything makes so much sense. Thanks for pointing out this!!

@feralhiker6816 6 лет назад

@@RBG9000 check the call me kevin wiki

@bm.3278 6 лет назад

The Jim lore is so deep

@mariisseething 6 лет назад

You HAVE to do the Sims 2 with teenage Jim and the Sims 3 with young adult Jim. You have to.

@jaida.elised9507 6 лет назад

Perpetually Pessimistic omg yesss!!

@beckettherbert6544 6 лет назад

Yes!

@ladypinetree1820 6 лет назад

Perpetually Pessimistic that would be fun, but in the sims series, if Jim were to age in the timeline of the games, he would be super old in The Sims 2, and he wouldn’t be born in The Sims 3. Sooooooo, I guess he’s a time traveler! Jim Pickens, taking over the world one timeline at a time.

@realtrashmaster 6 лет назад

Technically he already did a sims 3 with a young adult Jim pickens.

@oceantea8988 6 лет назад

I want more sims 1 first

@laurakotkova 6 лет назад

*E L B A N D I T O*

@sayita03 5 лет назад

@Joel Bedau it's a normal font in bold letters you just put (*) at the begining and at the end of whatever you want to say (*)like this(*) but without brackets and you're done :)

@TheBaldNonce 3 года назад

*EL BANDITO*

@ShadowHawk24Real 3 года назад

@@TheBaldNonce El Bandito has such a powerful walk.

@TheBaldNonce 3 года назад

@@ShadowHawk24Real *EL BANDITO* truly is a magnificient creature

@kalebwait1651 3 года назад

*BANDITO*

@tylerdreary523 6 лет назад

"Stop making fun of her, she just died!"

@mcclayazzy6515 4 года назад

666 likes huh

@-murray- 3 года назад

how dare you steal what I was going to write, two years before I even came to the video. the audACITY

@Mech610 6 лет назад

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly unhappy juggler from Sim City with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was an unemployed failed socialite named Janice who would constantly cry and pee herself. My father would womanize, he would overuse the hot tub. He would make outrageous claims like he got an autograph from Avril Lavigne. Sometimes he would stand unmoving in front of cars for hours. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Sleeping in my mother's vibrating bed, skydiving lessons. In the spring we'd invite our neighbors over to a swim and then wall off the pool with snow. When I was insolent I was mocked by both my parents and sent to military school- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first skeleton maid. At the age of fourteen a genie set fire to my family's hot tub. There really is nothing like a watching your mother get resurrected by the Grim Reaper... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." ~ Jim Pickens, to his therapist

@shadowsinmymind9 6 лет назад

I have this scene from Dr. Evil written down for my Facebook bio. Lmfao

@alexanderticonuwu7591 6 лет назад

this must be the prologue of the next Killjoy movie

@garfieldsenpai 6 лет назад

2long4me2read

@ΗλίαςΜαστρογιάννης 6 лет назад

I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS FROM READING THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

@kotlarek85 6 лет назад

Omg, omg.. this, this right here so perfectly gets this video. Re-read this like 4 times, priceless

@RAZORrulz12 6 лет назад

There was a post in r/moviedetails about Thor Ragnarok, I said "Thor Ragnarok, more like Bore Ragnarok" and I got banned from commenting or posting anymore.

@LampshadeDoggo 5 лет назад

You're doing God's work, keep at it ma'boy!

@Pat4ever. 5 лет назад

/r/moviedetails is just a circlejerk anyway. Fun fact, the owner of that sub distributed child porn to (successfully) get /r/deepfakes banned. Never got punished for it

@fawnieee 4 года назад

@@Pat4ever. holy shit

@its_the_bird 4 года назад

Pat Rick JESUS FUCKING CHRIST also wait why... to get a sub banned... what

@hund7458 4 года назад

@@Pat4ever. oh *OH* that's something to spam that sub with. any evidence i could use to completely flood it?

@jamessarvan7692 6 лет назад

I think move on to sims 2. This is a great ending to Jims childhood imo. You can continue after he gets back from military school as a teenager.

@elderelf446 6 лет назад

But sims 2 is actually set 50 years/Days in the future from how Malcolm is an adult in sims 2 opposed to how he is a child in sims 3, that and there are Robots in Sims 2... i'm probably wrong.

@tronagain2677 6 лет назад

James Sarvan I think it should be Jim as a teenager after he breaks out of military school

@Bad_Karma00 6 лет назад

I agree with James

@IamGruntonHGH 6 лет назад

Yeah and Jim's dad should show up as what is essentially a modern Jim Pickens and corrupt him.

@jamessarvan7692 6 лет назад

Hahahaha I love it

@JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад

Does a bead door stop a robber in that game, lol, like "Oh man where do you put the key in this door!" "I brought my lockpicks BUT THERE'S NO LOCK TO PICK!" "This guy has some serious security!"

@alexanderticonuwu7591 6 лет назад

and then he goes around thinking the backdoor was easier. he was wrong.

@Otakupatriot117 6 лет назад

The backdoor's usually more effort but it's always more rewarding.

@alexanderticonuwu7591 6 лет назад

@@Otakupatriot117 the feeling when you figure out how to open an arc is just so sweet

@dmas7749 5 лет назад

"oh god there's not even a door here screw this i give up"

@lovelyafternoon 6 лет назад

Honey, Jim is standing in front of the bus again... "Mom I just want to die"

@user-ic1ic5nb6p 6 лет назад

the best part of this game is the comic sans font. nothing but professionals making this game.

@acat4215 6 лет назад

Comic sans for a very serious game

@caseyh8386 6 лет назад

Ah the old days, when the only acceptable font was comic sans because that's what the cool kids use...

@aegarcia101003 6 лет назад

cow chop!!!!

@RubyBlueUwU 3 месяца назад

It’s kinda fascinating that the sims franchise predates comic sans’ now ubiquitous meme reputation. Like I know most things do, but it still interests me.

@WelziFC7 6 лет назад

Sims 1 or 2? Why not both!

@HillBillyBrown 6 лет назад

The Sims 2 was arguably the best Sims game, he should do The Sims 2. Theres only so much you can do in the sims 1 anyways.

@rowdymfmatt 6 лет назад

SIMS 1!!!!

@majagirlpower2561 6 лет назад

Yesssss 😜😜😜

@widowswail888 6 лет назад

Sims medieval was also a blast

@IsmailofeRegime 6 лет назад

I thought the original Sims had a better aesthetic and music, although 2 was better as a game.

@symbiotesoda1148 3 года назад

Sims 4: “Very Sad” Sims 1 “I am too depressed to even look at myself.”

@GMMReviews 6 лет назад

So I'm hoping Jim's teenage years were in Sims 2, and his college days were in Sims 3?

@liv4571 6 лет назад

Well Jim went to University in Sims 2, but he could've just enrolled early or something

@Awesomeduud 6 лет назад

Liv Simply He got kicked out so maybe Sims 3 is his second try at uni

@DocZo0b 6 лет назад

Jim didn't go to college. He got his education on the streets of Sim City.

@satriaputrapratama4703 6 лет назад

Isnt the sims 3 a prequel to the sims 2? That would make Jim either age weirdly or after he graduated he became clinically insane manchild, lol

@repoocsrepoop 6 лет назад

He was a kid in college in Sims 3 and just jumped to 70+ in 4 😆

@lukayaba4793 6 лет назад

sims 4: sequel sims 3: original playthrough sims 2: prequel sims 1: prequel prequel

@JohnCage77 6 лет назад

It's a shame he deleted all sims 3 videos. I never watched any of that videos, but i want to know how jim story started

@shadowsinmymind9 6 лет назад

Just like star wars

@matty1745 6 лет назад

@@JohnCage77 i watched some in his old channel

@fuckthesystem6799 6 лет назад

@@JohnCage77 why did he delete them?

@avaphobia1466 6 лет назад

@@fuckthesystem6799 He used to have an old channel where he did the Sims 3, but he lost a lot of views and subscribers after getting into an accident, so he moved channels and deleted all the things on his old one. At least that's what I've heard around here.

@thegreycrusader 5 лет назад

Jim has outlived his parents by two centuries in real time converted from Sim time.

@pissapocalypse 6 лет назад

"Go vibrate on the bed!" *W H A T*

@playtimethejumpropegirl7555 5 лет назад

TS1 equivelant of WooHoo.

@royalelite2996 4 года назад

@@sickonia thats what happened

@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants 4 года назад

Que Lil Jon

@Ar1AnX1x 4 года назад

a little joke for his female watchers, good one kev.

@adorabasilwinterpock6035 4 года назад

Sims 4 WOULD NEVER

@CyclonesWorld 6 лет назад

Statistically speaking, with over 6billion people alive. There is someone who looks exactly like Jim Pickens who is named Jim Pickens.

@prodan23 6 лет назад

You look like a Jim Pickens

@tylerf1218 6 лет назад

@@prodan23 👌 noice.

@wezzlyn 6 лет назад

7.5 billion actually

@joaovc2002 6 лет назад

7.5 billion is over 6 billion Don't worry donny i got your back ;)

@TheToneBender 6 лет назад

I don't think that's how statistics works

@BlackThreath1234 6 лет назад

Wow so Jim Peckins acting skills in The Movies are from his father

@jenmarks 5 лет назад

Holy shit, your American hippie voice at 1:31 was so good. It shocked the hell out of me and I had to replay it six times.

@thelqualomee1040 2 года назад

glad it wasnt just me. more people should be talking about this

@buckowens2841 6 лет назад

Plot twist: Jim wasn’t actually taken to military school, he was taken to Hogwarts and that’s where Kevin’s Garrys Mod Harry Potter RP series started. He was later expelled from Hogwarts because he had become too powerful. That explains why when Jim died in “Sims 4 but I should never have a job”, the entire timeline stopped working. He’s so powerful that he can destroy the entire universe when he dies, and he might actually be aware that he’s in a game and that destroying the universe would force Kevin to load his previous save file. Truly, Jim Pickens has reached god-tier power. This makes me wonder what a fight between Jim Pickens and Autism Cat (from Wilburger’s Oblivion series) would be like. Two god-like beings fighting one another, it would be the fight of the century. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

@mochavibez 6 лет назад

Buckowens Aka some random guy and this video is just a mass hallucination by the household

@RookieRedhead 6 лет назад

I love you man

@lilfish453 6 лет назад

Buckowens Aka some random guy Jim vs Goku who would win

@radhoodrat7752 6 лет назад

how high are you?!?!

@Ryan-xs9px 6 лет назад

i got way too invested in this comment

@RaniniPastel 6 лет назад

Watching Kevin play Sims 1 again makes me realize how many cool features were left out of Sims 4 😢

@jodymelvin8102 6 лет назад

Yeah like Jim just standing in front of the bus

@nunyabusiness6450 6 лет назад

Like not being able to see Sims hair when they're in the restroom

@bowlofpasta8846 6 лет назад

Like having to constantly take care of your sims individually

@StarrChild. 6 лет назад

Jim's father was always chasing that fame, convincing himself he'd be the next big star and neglecting his family. Blowing his money on expensive and lavish possessions while not even providing a simple garbage can for his family. Jim's mother had a near-death experience and spiralled into a depressive mood of being so obsessed with death she'd host parties and make "accidents" happen just so she could see it all again and live through the thrill and depression. Like an addiction. Poor little Jim was just trying to go to school but the neglect from his parents strained him. His garden was surrounded by gravestones, frightening and intriguing him and he kept spotting a dark cloaked figure arrive to his home and add another gravestone. Like his mother, he became obsessed with seeing this dark figure. Eventually people caught on to Jim's living conditions and he was taken away, sent off to a military school to help him better himself. But the young Jim was already down a dark path. It was too late.

@Metzli 6 лет назад

Love it :D

@pictureframe8989 5 лет назад

When Jim was sent to military school he was personally trained by a man called thicc boi from the army rp videos. This caused Jim to see the grim reaper quite a lot from the deaths, further strengthening his relationship with him.

@emblemblade9245 5 лет назад

Picture Frame “The RAF is here for your hostage!”

@CongaYT 6 лет назад

Viewing someone's hair while they're in a swimsuit? No, that'll get us banned and marked 18+ Vibrator on bed? That's fine Also I want to see how Jim's family ended up in Sims 1

@KatsMeyow 6 лет назад

Sims 1 but Jim's nemesis is actually the child his parents had after he went to military school

@bowlofpasta8846 6 лет назад

Tim Pickens from when he played the Sims "busting out" 🤔

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 лет назад

I also had a son named Tim if you remember

@heyagustdlookslikesugafrom8745 6 лет назад

bore ragnarok? more like jannotnice

@emilyb-jones2339 4 года назад

@@YEP753 feck

@bach_yr 6 лет назад

Is this canon?

@nahueldevita 6 лет назад

yes

@JusticeforLiberty 6 лет назад

Nah

@beth812 6 лет назад

Video ends with screams. Classic Kevin.

@judahosborne8868 4 года назад

I want "He missed the school bus because he was too busy mourning" tattooed on my chest.

@FlyingSchweenies 6 лет назад

Could we see a teenage emo Jim Pickens

@heartheater07 6 лет назад

@NeverMindGaming rip our dream

@blackcatnero2935 6 лет назад

maybe in sims 2

@olitaco1234 6 лет назад

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

@George_Bazooki 6 лет назад

I really want to know what happened after the military school

@rayshiotile9487 6 лет назад

i want to know what happened IN Military school

@eco2364 6 лет назад

@@rayshiotile9487 Jim Pickens was bullied by Lieutenant Cole for too long. Jim had snuck out and ran to Hogwarts, and became a wizard. But Jim was too powerful, and accidentally went to the medieval times, being crowned King of Fecktopia. Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law had met him there, but they were sent back into the future. Jim had entered a strange city(gmod city rp) after many scandals he made when traveling through time, he became old but still the most powerful being. His age changed nothing. He stayed in the Simlands for the rest of his life.

@lililudanyi6029 4 года назад

Rewatching this made me realize that i spent two years of my life saying: "What's the point in barriors man??"

@hopegaming867 4 года назад

Barriers*

@juanmanuelcorrea7673 4 года назад

@@hopegaming867 varriairs*

@tashkent561 3 года назад

@@juanmanuelcorrea7673 burritos*

@juanmanuelcorrea7673 3 года назад

@@tashkent561 Wouldn't mine having one now.

@schmoe5869 6 лет назад

I thought Janice was missing her eyes until I realised they were sunglasses

@JustapErson 6 лет назад

Someone pitch the Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe idea to Hollywood asap

@allisonfitzmaurice6948 5 лет назад

I swear this gets funnier every time I watch it

@russcabbageass4618 6 лет назад

the fact that Jim was sent to military school explains so much

@classwizcalculator8729 5 лет назад

Jim’s story picks up in military rp

@JesusChrist-rr7nt 6 лет назад

Love is a burnin' thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child Oh, but the fire went wild I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire The ring of fire, the ring of fire The ring of fire

@ceekroup 6 лет назад

that was quick

@thequ5914 6 лет назад

jesus christ, its jesus christ!

@buckygree8684 6 лет назад

Why this again lol.

@Devon-tc2sx 6 лет назад

I did this on his last video :)

@deluxepuppet119 6 лет назад

Jesus Christ Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, Oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

@ThtSunbreaker 3 года назад

"it's a stray cat I don't think it cares, I sure don't" Not even 10 minutes later "Aww the stray cat isn't a family friend anymore"

@sydney9538 6 лет назад

though mr pickens was never in the vietnam war, his childhood was comparable to 'nam so he's allowed to say he was

@HaggisHaterProductions 6 лет назад

I've been doing some reading lately about past lifes and stumbled upon one of the most disturbing revelations of 2018. I believe our beloved Kevin, was James Arthur Pickens in a past life. James Arthur Pickens was born in Kent, England in 1897 to Richard and Janice Pickens. James or Jim as he was known suffered from Albinism and received much scorn throughout his life for it. He dropped out of school at 12 and became an apprentice Farrier or horseshoe maker along with his Father. Then World War One broke out and along with the rest of his former peers he enlisted in the British Army. In a cruel twist of faith Jim Pickens, the young Albino soldier, was sent to Gallipoli to fight agaisnt the Ottoman Empire. The Sunburnt cruel on Jims ivory skin as he peeled and blistered in the Mediterranian heat dodging death dished out from the barrel of a Turkish rifle. Miraculously, dispite the hunger and endless peril young Jim made it back home but unfortunatley his compassion and humanity were lost somewhere in the trenches, buried beneath the shell fire of British and Ottoman Warships. Jim arrived back in Kent like a stranger, he was unrecognisable. The countless Sunburn he endured had scarred his skin leaving a never ending burning sensation. It eventually drove him mad. In the interwar years he took over the Farriers business from his Father and opened a "Knackers yard" for dead and dying horses. This is when the experimentation began. Jim Pickens delighted in hacking apart and mutilating dead horses. But it wasnt enough. Jim Pickens would stalk the countryside at night, to avoid the sun, searching for his next victim to keep in his cellar for his "experiments". The newspapers warned of "The Vampire of Kent" for years. There was 26 disapearences from 1919 to 1923. All mutilated and all dressed in the garb of Saint Nicholas. He was eventaully caught by none other than a member of his former Battalion of her majestys 87th Fusiliers who had turned to law enforcement after the war. Late one night after stalking a young women for half a mile on the outskirts of town Jim had wandered onto the garden of the Soldier turned Policeman. "Who is trampling my petunias at this hour at night" he bellowed, Shotgun in hand "identify yourself!" Jim froze, his blood curdling as he seethed with raged having lost sight of his quarry. "Call me Kevin!" He shrieked, his voice sharp as a knife split the calm midsummer night of the English countryside. It was followed by 2 blasts. Jim Pickens, The Vampire of Kent died in 1924 after taking 2 slugs to the chest. He had left the war, but the war couldnt leave him.

@bartendersonwheels9627 6 лет назад

i'm crying this is too sad

@00Adania00 6 лет назад

Nice writing skills, pal!

@HaggisHaterProductions 6 лет назад

@@00Adania00 i just copy pasted that from Wikipedia im not writer I can barely read. I do have a struggling RU-vid channel however I have alot of terrible content and I post whenever I feel like it ☺

@HaggisHaterProductions 6 лет назад

@*Gasp dont please, if Kevin finds out he'll spank my bottom until its as pink as strawberry ice cream

@cruelsuwwer 6 лет назад

would that be a bad thing?

@coffeebean6357 4 года назад

This game brings back so many memories. My mom introduced me to the game when I was young (this was like 2009). Until I got old enough to understand it, but the first time I played it I didn't grasp the concept of pausing. I made my family and built our house too. So, I never paused my game and turned off the monitor. In short, I woke up to my own sim sent off to boarding school, my dad died, and my mom was surrounded by cockroaches crying over my dads urn. I never played the sims again until like 6 years later-

@nygiantsfan6 6 лет назад

More Sims 1 before Sims 2!

@TheMrMeano 6 лет назад

I miss beejay

@HiproOnverse 6 лет назад

Beejay is the true star

@kennandunn7533 6 лет назад

TheMrMeano well now we have Dick. And you’ll have to learn to love him.

@starchaserstudios3752 6 лет назад

Ayyy 420th like

@echogirl2370 6 лет назад

Rest in peace, sweet prince

@farrahwaylande7159 5 лет назад

"No wonder he's imune to sadnes he spent his whole childhood crying

@farrahwaylande7159 5 лет назад

-kevin 2018?

@colo2824 6 лет назад

Sims 4 but it's actually the Sims 1

@juju-lr7fq 6 лет назад

Is that therapist related to Severus Snape by any chance?

@filiptalimdzioski7281 6 лет назад

Thanks for the Veritaserum Snape!

@devanthe 6 лет назад

Nah, he said "please". No way he is.

@filiptalimdzioski7281 6 лет назад

Oh wait, Alan Rickman :( May he rest in Peace!

@tazny3229 6 лет назад

That Comic Sans font... SO MUCH NOSTALGIA

@jimdilorenzo1911 6 лет назад

Plot twist... Jim's mother actually died. He couldnt cope with it and now has this disjointed and augmented reality of a memory. He imagined going to military school to deal with a terrible home life and trying to distance himself from his destroyed home. In reality, the sweet nanny that raised and cared for Jim was nothing but a cold dead vessel compared to his mother. His father chased a dead end acting career. When jim was older, it was the only reality he knew so he tried to make it on the big screen. Nothing would ever make Jim happy. Murder, Magic and a fascination with death is all based around the loss of his mother and his broken inner child desperately trying to bring her back. As a shattered figure, he never learned right from wrong with two completely absent parents and now is mischievous, a slob and downright evil. He still clings to the childhood he desperately craves, and even grim his poor spouse isnt dead, but just cant measure up to the pedestal Jim put his mother on... Our little Jim was doomed from the start.

@Queensocks 6 лет назад

Do a few more in sims 1, then go to sims 2!

@shakendrake 6 лет назад

He'll be a Bob Ross impersonator? Or didn't you mean...A ROSS BOB IMPERSONATOR???

@macaroon_nuggets8008 5 лет назад

No ross bob is rt

@Feckmaster 4 года назад

(X files theme song)

@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 года назад

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 Irish guy that tortues people? Yep. Same person.

@DeceasedDuck 6 лет назад

One thing I love about the sims 1 is the glorious comic sans

@littleflowers7678 6 лет назад

When the pause menu is in comic sans, you know it's good

@DeceasedDuck 6 лет назад

Not just that but the whole game

@zachallec3646 6 лет назад

Sims 1. More like Bore Ragnarok

@roboslacker5593 6 лет назад

More like Fallout: Bore

@kenzie3543 6 лет назад

I was gonna say that 😂

@Stoli76 6 лет назад

sims 1 more like Sore Sagnarok

@grebjuice 6 лет назад

More like Avengers Bore.

@unironicallygoth5988 6 лет назад

todd, release TES VI now

@ghouldishanimal 5 лет назад

"Hey boss, it's Dick Pickens. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come into work for my first day yesterday, I was sleeping in my son's bed in the closet, but I've decided to quit this job in the entertainment industry and instead pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Thanks for understanding. Bye."

@aliciacorreia7098 6 лет назад

Oh heck yeah! Sims 2! It's much easier to manage sims there! And I so want to see angsty teen Jim lmao

@kennandunn7533 6 лет назад

It's not heck yeah, it's FECK yeah.

@jimpickens4653 6 лет назад

Guess who's back, back again Jim is back tell a friend

@lilvro7016 6 лет назад

Jim pickens it’s the lord🙏🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙏🏿

@mariangel9296 6 лет назад

I haven't been around in a loong time

@flimby872 6 лет назад

Long live the are glorious leader

@LiamHickey2967 6 лет назад

@@flimby872 yes prease him as never before

@flimby872 6 лет назад

blödmann 262 if are glorious leader makes an alliance with the Lathrixian Legion and the Elesian's and the Vooperians he would be able to take over the universe

@lamedrawings 6 лет назад

The canon origin of Jim Pickens. Joaquin Phoenix as Jim Pickens

@grendelkhan3082 6 лет назад

"Turn that racket off" Not the first time Jim has had issues with Rackets.

@guccisucc6397 6 лет назад

I'm early quick say something funny *BORE RAGNAROK*

@it_is_richie2004 6 лет назад

Douchebag Horse am I right guys

@wintercarrot8822 6 лет назад

More like Bore Ragnarok

@karley931 5 лет назад

*"Janice, more like bore... No JanNotNice"*

@devilssondamian 6 лет назад

And heres my family, oh and they deleted themselves

@deathofadynasty3453 6 лет назад

3:22 two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub

@mah1na 6 лет назад

NO FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE HELLA GAY

@JustAFace_InTheCrowd 6 лет назад

Jim: “It all started with a mime, a pool, and a fire.” Sounds legit.

@timbaker3645 6 лет назад

a down on his luck boy with a traumatic childhood changes the world for ever when he moves across the hall from an unassuming forearm god.

@prasunkumar1125 6 лет назад

sounds like hitler

@callmenorman631 6 лет назад

The origin story episodes are always the best filler.

@spoops752 4 года назад

2:27 I love how genuine he sounds when he says he loves how terrifying Bonehilda is. It sounds so genuine and sweet wth

@EvaGv3ll 6 лет назад

Hearing that ominous sound alert triggered some trauma in me lol. I remember getting jumpscared af as a child whenever a burglar would appear at night!

@frogtherapist9772 6 лет назад

Bet u live in the ghetto

@thompsonator4696 6 лет назад

Can you please reupload on like a Archive channel the sims 3 series. I never finished it and would LOVE to see more of Jim's back story.

@roxaroo 6 лет назад

All videos are set on private unfortunately.

@roxaroo 6 лет назад

Oh so you were intentionally linking a playlist with unavailable videos to troll with people? Sorry.

@HeLpEr4u083 6 лет назад

I only feel bad for the cat.

@macaroon_nuggets8008 5 лет назад

And jim pickens

@emilyb-jones2339 4 года назад

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 who I call:cat Pickens

@koiyei 3 года назад

Dude same this is gonna sound really weird but I honestly felt super bad when he ignored the cat like?? Idk I’ve had a rough day I could just be extra sensitive rn don’t mind me 👀

@HeLpEr4u083 3 года назад

@@koiyei You are in the right.

@CherryBun0325 6 лет назад

6:12 _and another one down, and another one down, _*_ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH!!!_*

@MJ-cm9ps 5 лет назад

IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE

@theogamer1040 5 лет назад

No it's a queen reference woooosh

@kcjean008 6 лет назад

God I miss sims 1. I know it’s shit compared to what we have now, but this game was everything when I was a kid and the build mode music was so relaxing.

@IsmailofeRegime 6 лет назад

The danger themes (especially for burglars and friggin El Bandito) can go screw themselves though.

@vaevictis1697 6 лет назад

you miss it? it's a game, just play it again lol

@Alecexo 6 лет назад

vae victis it has shit graphics and the moodlets go down so fast. Why would she play it now.

@filiplazic9970 6 лет назад

when you have sims 1 with all expansions is better then 4 and if you care about graphics you are moron they are not important

@Alecexo 6 лет назад

NeverMindGaming are you illiterate???

@jasonfoster3111 4 года назад

For anyone interested, I put all the information of Jim's personality into a psychopathy test. Here is the results: Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.5. Primary psychopathy is the effective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations. Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior. Your score for primary psychopathy was higher than 95.24% of people who have taken this test. Your score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 96.75% of people who have taken this test So, everybody run.

@corehunter2864 6 лет назад

Someone needs to write a book about this

@timofluit5132 6 лет назад

And then make it into a movie

@angelhowlter9718 6 лет назад

Grim probably has

@inailboards 6 лет назад

As Jim goes to military school, he is bullied for being different. There with a new access to weaponry... He finds himself a way to "get expelled." Afterwards he goes to a fastor family to end the second half of his childhood... Even worse-ly?

@thecoffeebean9277 6 лет назад

*foster

@Bobdylan12121 6 лет назад

"vibrate" (thinkingemoji.jpg) Woohoo was actually kind of a funny thing as a kid. You got the idea but it wasn't too adult. I forgot about Vibrate. Vibrate is horrifying. I think "Woohoo with self" would be less horrifying honestly.

@evelynwireman1303 5 лет назад

*_vibrate_*

@emblemblade9245 5 лет назад

*VIBRATE*

@literallygaston2489 4 года назад

Bobdylan12121 Dude, it doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s a massaging bed or whatever you call it.

@emilyb-jones2339 4 года назад

@@literallygaston2489 that VIBRATES

@Anayar96 4 года назад

I can only imagine you have PTSD flashback whenever you jack it due to how “horrifying” it is 😂😂😂

@qunt2742 6 лет назад

3:20 Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, not 5 feet apart because Brad's gay.

@johnnyapples1304 6 лет назад

I like to think that every Jim Pickens in every non-sims video is part of his background. Part of the JPCU (Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe).

@munseuta 6 лет назад

“I’ve already made my family, and they have deleted themselves.” I’m probably the only one who got flashbacks to sims creepypasta that was my shit

@Official2Shitty 6 лет назад

*DEEPER LORE THAN STAR WARS*

@lewesc 6 лет назад

The Chronicles of our Dear Leader - a Jim Pickens Biography

@robotswan5401 6 лет назад

Deeper lore than halo

@Velowise 6 лет назад

Janice, more like Bore Ragnarock

@AnoNiMuse 6 лет назад

I wouldn't think that Jim goes to a psychologist or a therapist.

@rayshiotile9487 6 лет назад

it's all just a ruse to get another Painter for his cult

@AnoNiMuse 6 лет назад

Possible.

@Ingemaja 6 лет назад

His former victims caught up to him and possessed the entire house so that he was forced to go. No, that wouldn’t have happened. Jim would just shrug and go somewhere else if ghosts did that to him. Perhaps it’s a nightmare he has? I still agree, though. There’s no way our Dear Leader would agree on getting therapy x)

@bowlofpasta8846 6 лет назад

Maybe it's the same guy that Kevin played in that city RP video "City Rp but I get therapy" I think it was called

@sidhackney8831 5 лет назад

Court ordered

@paszerine 3 года назад

2021: BONEHILDA IS BACK

@nicolelyn7265 6 лет назад

Why is he so good at accents?

@mocha4745 4 года назад

Damien Fiester you master one you master em all

@BlackThreath1234 6 лет назад

Sims 1, more like Janotnice

@winggweeps 6 лет назад

Top 10 Darkest Anime Hero Origins

@oabagobaaaoooo 6 лет назад

Is the title a joke or did you misspell it?

@L1am21 6 лет назад

what do you mean?

@red.6274 6 лет назад

chekc yoyre speldking

@Potato-cs7fq 6 лет назад

I was about to say, isn’t it supposed to be “my family ‘is’ stupid”?

@franzpattison 6 лет назад

Uh , insane

@mm.5600 6 лет назад

I'm quite sure both "is" and "are" are correct, since family can be seen as a group of people, or as a single "thing", but I'm not a native

@ViniZiello 6 лет назад

But what about the imaginary dad? And... Wasn't Jim son of imaginary dad and Grognak?

@rayshiotile9487 6 лет назад

he was adopted. i'm thinking his parents died in a"accident"

@unitedstatesofwales 6 лет назад

Dick never stayed in contact with young Jim during his time at military school - clearly too busy trying to make it as an actor. Jim fabricated imaginary dad in order to fill the void left by his biological father.

@ViniZiello 6 лет назад

Of course... Makes sense now. Thanks for the enlightenment

@dedu98 6 лет назад

Ah memories

@elizabethzamudiozamora5273 6 лет назад

So mqny things can happen be before and after this video

@Mister.Beef.Wellington.The.3rd 2 года назад

*Dude, those people didn't like...die, they just have become one with nature...you know. Leaving their human prisons behind & releasing their soul in the atmosphere & let their shells become fertilizers, so mother nature can have a family of happy little trees* Excerpts of the statement Jim Pickens Father gave to the police, when being questioned about all those people disappearing after they were last seen on his property. lol

@basedbulgar5240 6 лет назад

So I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I wanted to pause the video I accidentally clicked on the notification that literally just popped up. But we all know when our Dear Leader calls to arms, there are no ecuses! *insert Sims war cry*

@DeltaMetroid1 6 лет назад

Zuba brimble norp!

@michalinaj5159 6 лет назад

Go for The Sims 2, life of child in Sims 1 is pretty boring. You can't do much. In The Sims 2 teenager can fail school, work, live alone, go anywhere, date.

@mah1na 6 лет назад

That's either a baseball or a Homestuck as your pfp and I am very curious as to which it is

@michalinaj5159 6 лет назад

@@mah1na Kinda funny story. It started black and white cuz I had no idea what to put. Then after few months looking at this I remembered that I really like Homestuck so I did recolour. What I'm curious how sign could be related to baseball?

@mah1na 6 лет назад

Okay but don't focus on the sign. kinda. disfocus your eyes. the white looks like the ball and the fuchsia looks red enough to be the seams.

@kingofthefall.1117 6 лет назад

Michalina J inspired Nazi symbol? I see

@okanekami9986 5 лет назад

The most unsatisfying thing is when I open a comment chain and none of the replies are at all related to the OP

@blobgon 6 лет назад

“Go vibrate on the bed” 😂 killed me

@thequ5914 6 лет назад

why you calling jim a wierdo? His life is completely normal.

@bubba37 6 лет назад

My mother and father ruined me. So this is why I lock people in my basement. Like my parents locked me in my bedroom.

@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants 4 года назад

After re-watching this video various times throughout the years, I’ve noticed something I missed. 03:40 Dick answers of phone and he wins the $600 lottery ticket. Kevin just distracting us with the Jim standing in front of the bus for me to notice.