I cant believe within 30 seconds blorg got out of bed, collapsed and fell asleep on the floor, woke up, immediately started break dancing, went back in bed, and shit the bed.
I had a depressive sim that was exhausted from getting their neck sucked and they kept on getting out of bed to cry then pass out,cry and then get back in bed and repeat. Couldn't break the action list and stop them so they repeated until death 😅
So Jerma’s character flew on an actual spaceship to see actual aliens, returned to Earth, walked into a club in the early morning, sat down at a table by himself, immediately fell asleep and fucking shit his pants Jerma realizes he doesn’t have to make his characters JUST like him in every single way, right?
40:35 Jerma is so distracted by the option to choke someone with a grilled cheese that he misses Santa violently shitting himself while doing the Russian squat kick. Incredible
This is like some surrealist movie, or like a fever dream where you can't properly punch or have any control of the events transpiring. It's uncanny how dreamlike the Sims is.
Sometimes I have dreams where I'm fighting young children, and I'll beat up all of them except one of them I can't defeat and is just taking my punches like it's nothing at all. And the kid keeps apologizing and not fighting while his other friends straight up attack and gnaw on me
@@wwhd1220 i had this happen irl once where i picked up one of those "tornado tube" science projects at my cousin's little league baseball game, and a group of kids who, like, owned it i guess (why would you bring that to an outdoor baseball game??), started chasing me and biting me. i was like twice their size so i didnt want to hurt them but one kid in particular was so fucking persistent that no matter how far i ran or how many times i pushed him to the ground (as gently as i could, he didnt get any scrapes or bruises from what i recall) he just kept getting up to bite me. they all had those enormous yard-long pixie sticks and their mouths were caked with sugar. kids are something else.
@@harperna3938 sugar is kid coke, kids are seriously something else when sugar is involved. It's scientifically proven that sugar doesn't directly alter behavioral patters in children but for some reason it feels like it does. Once when I was little, I was at the McDonald's play place, it was some kids birthday so there was cake. I crosses paths with one of the kids at the birthday and after exchanging greetings he just up and fucking bit me, and really hard too.
i had a dream i was delivering chicken salad in a glass elevator naked in front of a huge crowd. I dropped the salad and kobe bryant started yelling at me for my weak mentality.
14:55 This is one of the most primal gasps Jerma has ever let out. He's like a kid hearing he's going to Disneyland, talking about all the toys he's going to bring to the theme park. He was even abducted!
17:27 Jerma’s abject loss of understanding at this moment is absolutely golden comedy. Reminds me of Willem Dafoe’s confusion in Spider Man when he is removed from his own board
Jerma saying he has seen a perpetual motion machine and then asking how to do so just proves he is a being from another dimension that came for our souls as fuel.
Hilarious how Jerma was talking about how sniffing food up real close was weird and how sometimes he dances around the kitchen, and chats on board with those relatable comments. Then he immediately loses everyone when he brings up how he likes to eat while walking. He even defended carpets in the same sims playthrough, spill andy.
53:24 Jerma poisons a cake, has a guy eat said poisoned cake, said guy drops dead. Jerma: "What happened to him?" What psycho poisons a man and forgets all about it?
It's insane how being actually happy turns you into a movie character who dances every time they smell good food or have any music in their head at all, Jerma's habit is absolutely real. I wish to feel that way again someday
When he started talking about the perpetual motion machine it truly made me wonder whether he was doing a bit. Only other time was when he asked who invented eating, and how did people know not to eat rocks.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, to poisoning a random man then being kicked in the rectum to absolutely breaking it down as a children's lullaby plays before bed then having a birthday party at ancient ruins to then poisoning the SAME guy AGAIN simultaneously ruining his birthday party as everyone crowds around his body crying just for the DJ to start playing music, this was a masterpiece.
Best part is the guy Jerma poisoned (who was initially immune) is Geoffrey Landgraab, part of the original three Sim Families, and his wife Nancy (blonde, wearing white top and yellow skirt) was the last to notice or care he died and at 53:59 just turned and started jamming to the DJ. Damn that's cold
13:18 Never in my life did I think I'd hear Jerma say "Yes! I can sell the Star-Wars memorabilia!" To be fair, I never expected him to threaten a viewers life, either.
8:39 lmao why havent I noticed anyone call this out yet lmao, I straight up died after seeing this psycho sacrafice his naturing goodwill in order to protect those around him < 3
Everyone talks about Jerma being insane and psycho but I'd say if anything this is the one video where I've seen the game thoroughly outweird him and make him desperately cling onto normalcy
49:43 I am crying, there are tears coming out my eyes. Why is jerma sims content so good? The only times I cry when I laugh is when jerma plays the sims. We NEED more sims JERMA
If I ever get a time machine, I'm grabbing exact instructions for a working perpetual motion machine, traveling back to this stream, and giving Jerma an answer when he asks "How do you make one?" in the most casual way
i remember when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard it started hurting because of the fortnite dances and it was funnier because for some reason i didn’t think it was a mod just apart of the game like ea made a deal or something
25:45-26:09 when i was a kid we had a record player and my parents would (instead of reading us a bedtime story) put on a record of a kids' musical fairy tale. half was on side a and then you'd have to flip to side b. i remember listening to it, it stopping in the middle, and then trying to fall asleep but the record player was still on and it'd make this shuffling noise, you know the one. it was so anoying but i did the exact same thing where i'd try to ignore it and sleep anyway instead of just getting up and turning it off even though it would take like 5 seconds lmao.
The other (full) sims 4 streams are even funnier, but don't watch the edited videos, they're not nearly as funny at that time period (had a new editor or something) The full streams' VODs are actually the funniest stuff on the entirety of yt, they're freaking ridiculous
Jerma Sims 4 streams are some of my most favorite times during streams. Every time it happens, my day is a little bit brighter. Absolutely hilarious content, thank you Jerma.
I had a dream yesterday that Jerma was playing in a Fortnite tournament with proximity chat. He was in the top 12 in a small circle and he wandered up to the top of a dangerous and exposed wood platform where a man and a woman streamer were camping. He pretended not to notice them at all and they were baffled as to how he didn’t notice them. Fast forward a little bit and Jerma has now set his render distance so low it’s like drinking a blindness potion in minecraft. He also had his face cam slightly bigger at that point and a bit darker. Every ten seconds or so a vertically squished image of Jerma making a crazy face would fade in and cover the entire stream while a loud “eeeee-AAAHHHHH” scream played. Then the image would fade out while panning downward. In my dream I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
And so only an hour remained until the metaphorical time-bomb would go off. Ending my miserable life in an unceremonious pop, rather than a ka-bang. As the time grew nearer, I tried to maintain a sense of normalcy. So I took a TV dinner out of the freezer and followed the simple instructions before placing it in the microwave. But as the timer went down on the dinner, so did the timer on my life. My mind began to race until it found the most bizarre distraction it could. I began to floss violently. At first it was with a smile, but as my meal neared completion my arms began to flail ever faster and my vision became blurred with tears until I could no longer read the time remaining on the microwave. Then as soon as I heard the first beep of the microwave, I opened it as fast as possible and took out the dinner carefully, so as not to burn my hands. As I stared at the simple meal, I felt an uncanny sense of ease wash over me. The mystery meat patty in gravy and white lump of starch were so ingrained in my mind, I couldn't help but reminisce back to the times of my childhood. While it may have been silly to want to be a sith Lord or a rocket scientist, I was happy. So I finished my meal and with my final minutes I stood proud and flossed even harder than before. And while I may have still harboured some sadness, the tears that filled my eyes in that moment were fueled by happy memories, not sad regerts. - Some green dog, 2023
Haven't watched jerma in a while, this sounded like the hardest I've heard him laugh. I wonder if his chest pains have gotten any better or they figured out what was wrong.
