Skyblock: The Technoblade Scam 

The skeppy and techno pvp vid

Technobalde said ''hello best freind'' to Tommy but it isn't this video

Frands ferdinand?

yea Techno ain't much of a friend with Tommy but with skeppy things are great lol

@@lancetheking7524 theyre friends, its just for fun because their personas are kinda like rivals like in smpearth

So that's what the hearts are about. I was wondering...

Potato farming levels paying off

He only had 1 more ho then darkleonard2

Fardeen Patel still the highest

Fardeen Patel that’s like 1 farming level which could be like between 46 and 47 or something which is a lot

ok furry

*was

this says alot about our society

It's hilarious to go back 6 years to the beginning of his channel and see him be untainted by the likes of an English major. And yet, he uses the same taunts and tones lmao

Nugcon And yet, we live in one.

l live for the fact that Techno occasionally spits out English major villain philosophh

I live for the fact that Techno occasionally spits out English major villain philosophy

I love for the fact that Techno occasionally spit out English major villain philosophy’s

I love for the fact that Techno occasionally spit out English major villain philosophy’s

he dead

tommy knew that

“Why does he want crystal frags” Little did he know, his donation was a prime factor in the great potato war

@@Theunicorn2012 MY DUDE..

get off 4chan weeb

@@btw8356 W H O A H

@@btw8356 atleast he's not toxic so he got that on you

@@Darkerooz no

I can see techno saying that

brody cisterna he said that once a while ago

He DID add Philza to his friends list though. He mentioned it in his Goon video

It’s why he didn’t accept my friend request

you fool, that's been his catch phrase since the beginning of his channel. dont be so silly smh

"l don't believe in friendship" -techno from the beginning to the end

I know u from rockedsolid

It's the same with Skeppy 😂

fax do

T h a n o s f i s h

Yea yea i knoe

How?

Did he jot pay for it?

Tommy was contributing to the war

But he acknowledged it at the end.

And technically he got 6.7 mil for free because he just scanned his viewers for cobble😂😂😂😂

My favourite moment of the video, it's just too perfect.

Not really skep

tommy is scummy what u expect lmao

@@wakandanknuckles7335 yes, skep is his friend

Wakandan Knuckles Skeppy is the only channel he features on RU-vid and they have collaborated several times so I’d say they are good friends

^

benjamin veen ikr

benjamin veen did this lad just time stamp the beginning of the video

?

@@elliottbenjamin9261 ok

What kind of loser has friends

haha

Clip?

Links?

Sauce?

Apples?

His believes have changed. Or he just doesn't believe in friendship the same way others do but believes in a similiar version of it. Or he did it for the content.

@@donuts564 bro obviously they are acting for content and if you see they are actually pretty good friends

111 likes

Friend is a big word to techno best friend mean lying to tommy so techno don't accept it but they are good good friend

he really has asended now

I hate to break it to you but that’s only been there for a year. A year ago it was just ‘Will i add you as a friend? no’

An example of an exception is Philza

Don't forget to mention skyward coins are more important than freinship

Wait when did techno said this? Give me a video please.

@@technoblode4604 is a link in every video from technoblade i think

CallMeIsh let’s face it he prob did

And instantly knew how long he has been sleeping for after looking at his potato farm.

that is normal for techno what r u talking about???

The thing is he literally always sounds like that. It's kinda scary honestly

this is a man of BUISNESS friendship is not real We all say it is so the cogs of society can turn

Yup... Techno just kind of won what he wanted, while just kind of being annoyed by Tommy.. a fair trade nonetheless

True, but Tommy also didn't pay anything he just begged for crystal frags so they both got free stuff

@Phoenix Didn’t he give up 4 crystal frags?

Phoenix they both got free stuff but technoblade got more so technoblade won

@@phxed tommy lost 4 crstal fragment and 32 catalyst so techno won tommy kinda won the fans payed for him

the way your username literally goes off my screen........ holy

Thanks, you have a happy and blessed life too. Still heartbroken

I found someone who has a similar voicerange and laugh and video editing style as techno called Reddoons, Its a bit comforting for me. Hope you can find some comfort too

Rewatching after Technoblade's death… trying to watch all videos he is in, and hey if you are reading this l hope you leave a good and happy life

@@Theunicorn2012 huh?

@@mingrat8866 ❤️❤️

Hahaha

true

Techno the ultimate chad

Oof toasterbath • 13 years ago not anymore

700th like lol

Thats how he always says hallo

Elloooo

halooooo

He sounded too friendly for my liking....

helloooo

Don't forget skeppy xD

Yoooo this has more likes then like all my videos combined, thanks so much! :D

ShadowSharkPVP Due to techno's dying upload schedule

@@box7230 ikr

ShadowSharkPVP bruh you stole this comment

no it is tax and death

Money is more of a fake construct than friendship

Congratulations, you know how to put the intro we all listened to into words!

This says a lot about our society

"It is, we just told ourselves its real so the cog of society can TURN (NOT CHANGE). The only real thing in this world, Tommy, is CASH"

The fact that he has fans is disturbing

But that true

Xor bruh

Xor I’m not a fan of tommy but his stream is entertaining

Tommy is cool lol

WAIT

sonder WAIT A MINUTE

@@feya1621 *hol' up*

@@jwyified he needs crystal fragments to create farming crystals to boost his potato farm this was explained in the first potato war

@@axcel8896 you can only have one farmin crystal tho. hes using them for catalysts.

TRUE????

It’s “I see this as an absolute win!”

He got The 500 fragments for free

he didnt lose the fragments because they never were his he scammed other people with cobble to get them.

He got scammed (tommy)

500 frags base on the average price is actually worth 100k so m 500x100k= 50m coins

ascended*

@@zlabobabil 18:30

the blade has assended

@@zlabobabil did you not watch the video?

@@zlabobabil Wuot DuO Oyu eMAn?

He keeps reminding us that hes an english major

hes anthiest disrespectful

I really hope he is

scakjis

Why does this have only 12 likes and 2 comments(including this one)

Woooh

Heyyyyyy channelnutpig

Is RudyInnit in this video the same Rudy who does stuff with the vods channel

He's too lazy.

'ironic. he could provide others with content, but not himself'

He guides people to a treasure he cannot possess

Editing is just a lot of work I guess

It’s self promotion :0

Naaaaaaa. Thats everyone.

tommy is a technoblade stan

Omegas he is also a jschlatt Stan

I would if I had things

What post?

Sarcastic Cat You see it was probably Techno’s crystal met* addiction that drove me to making the essay. You may also be wondering why I am in a different account, but don’t worry about it I have a total of 3 accounts. I also deleted my comment since it seemed way too serious for this original comment we are replying to. (It probably was way too serious.) I planned to delete it then you commented, but I deleted it anyways then made a response then deleted the response and now I am making another too actually keep. You can probably tell I don’t want to be cyber bullied by a million people saying it is a joke so I delete many things

I just realized I wrote another paragraph long comment, I am sorry it is just a habit of making long comments

u dont have money lol

Mr Destroier _k_

Mr Destroier no u

@@benkruggel4593 ok weeb

Mr Destroier this isn’t anime

if you've ever heard the poor guy read chat you'd know already lmao

I have too and felt that lMAOI

69 likes, glad i didn't break it

@@demetriusdemarcusthe88thof99 well I did

Every Subscriber: To the forums we go

@@waynequach1898 well its tommy fault not techno tommy is the guy who decided to accept the trade

@@ricoantonio1778 I never implied techno in my comment... at all

@@waynequach1898 oh sorry

@@ricoantonio1778 it's fine

Blatser 😂

isnt the price 1:10 000, that would mean that he wouldve slightly over payed if tommy's viewers didnt out bid

He tried. Technoblade is a scammer

@@masterternimus6684 Actually a lot of prices are scuffed on hypixel, technoblade explained some of the tom fuckery players don't seem to realize in one of the potato vids

Well yes, but you see... TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIESSS

When did either of those happen

@@marmooz it was all part of technos MASTERPLAN

Since when?

damn

and this comment is stolen

@@Scottposts I mean ya but no

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