Skyrim Guards' Reactions to the Dragonborn's Gear 

Did I miss any equipment guard reactions?😊

Iron Armor: 😇 Iron sword: 😠

"That iron sword's pretty undependable. You should try shteel" Ah, yes. Good old fashioned shteel.

Ah, Silver Armor. Who are you fighting, Werewolves? 😆

Orcish Armour: "UGLY AND STRONG LIKE THOSE THAT FORGED IT" LMAO! Skyrim is wild, even after all these years theres still so much to love about it.

"That's a real big hammer." That's what she said hey oooooo

in my game they treat me like im a dirt bag lol, its like bro i just singlehandedly killed 4 dragons relax, no no one stole my damn sweet rolls

Guard: "You wear the armor of a mercenary-" Player: "I should know, I took it off his corpse myself."

Idea: if you are wearing Dawnguard armor/ carrying a Dawnguard weapon, the guard should go “So you’re helping to reform the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften? I’ve considered joining up myself.”

_“Fancy blindfold you got there. Does it smell as bad for you as it does for me?”_ - Guards upon seeing you wear a dragon priest mask

Iron Armor: hey, not bad armor. Iron weapon: lol TF is that pos?

Conclusions from this video: guards don’t like light armor despite wearing it all the time

These guards really know their stuff, recognizing cursed and legendary weapons on sight

2:52 for the briefest moment I thought you'd swing.

2:39 that accent and how he said steel gave the vc's nationality away

They missed the opportunity to have a reaction to Scimitar and Nordic Carved equipment For Scimitar: "Aye, that's one curvy blade right there, is it from Alik'r or Stros M'kai? For Nordic Carved (Armor): "Gotta hand it to our brothers in Solstheim, their armor are menacing" Weapon: "*whistle Are those Solstheim made?"

I had no idea the guards would react differently to the heavy and light Imperial armour! I do wish though they made an unknowing comment (like Namira's ring or being a werewolf) about the Ebony Blade. Imagine something like "that blade looks strong enough to protect you, and your companions. Am i right?" 😂

I appreciate the fact, that you didn't just stop at the standard armor. Thank you🤙👌

You come talking to me wearing imperial armor? YOU GOT STEW FOR BRAINS?

4:39 I'm watching this very drunk at a pub, and I've realized you zoomed into the guard when she says she doesn't trust Thieves Guild armor. Very good work, kind of funny.

“Keep your arrows in your quiver, archer”

1:28 I love the way he says “YOU GOT STEW FOR BRAINS?!?!”

There should’ve been another line for the Peepee Oculatus armor. “The Blades were better at their jobs.”

What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend ? Knock down a house ? Gotta be my favorite

Daedric Armor: You can sell all that junk in Bits and Pieces.

Whenever I’m doing a two-handed build I always go for volendrung, it stays useful all the way to the end of the game because it’s essentially an ebony warhammer you can get at LEVEL FUCKING NINE I also like the compliments in regards to the size of my hammer

magnificent, i didnt hear some of this back in my play days

God I love Skyrim

I fucking love the Skyrim guards they're so funny

No guards were hurt in this record

Those last two were defenitely the funniest.

I think the one about namira's ring is mentioned only if you actually feast on a corpse

Everytime you unseathe your weapons for a moment I thought you were gonna hit the guards

the guards sound so swedish

The reaction I hate the most, is when you have revived a body. Everyone constantly complains about you stinking of magic. In my first run, I had learned the final revival spell with unlimited duration. Problem was, my zombie got lost while fast traveling, and i could not get rid of the effect anymore. Don't travel between Skyrim and Solstheim with a zombie.

WHY THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT DAEDRIC ONES?

No, i don't wield Azura's Star. They don't let me throw here like in Morrowind

Female Skyrim guard got me tweakin

Who doesnt love SCHTEEL 😂

Ugh gonna reinstall Skyrim for the 17th time…

Meanwhile in The Witcher 3 not a single soul reacted to my armor, a heavy narrative game but a dead world

My honest mace of molag balls reaction:

7:56 I was expecting you to dew it.

Why looks like guards don't have a reaction when you have a daedric armor? Or even others

I’m more bent on the changes of ambience with each showcase of dialogue

Honestly as a nord wearing elven armor it's funny they insult the eleven armor

Do they also reacted to the dlc armors? Like dawn guard armor etc

Too bad the Rueful Axe is an actual dogshit weapon

Why does no one ever make comments about daedric armor

Daedric armor?

This is all vanilla?

Is this a mod? I rarely hear those comments..

443rd sub

I love this video ❤ Keep up the good work Why don't I get these reactions?