Not sure if it's a glitch or not but I've had nearby deer and rabbits snitching to guards on me while I'm out on the road. It's really annoying ngl. Killed deer before and many times its said last witness killed x bounty removed from x. Mainly I'm just pissed that I can't go around carelessly murdering thalmor justiciars because the local wildlife sometimes count as witnesses.
You have slain legendary dragons, vampires, jarls, emperors, and other Dragonborn, single-handedly ended a war, toppled governments and bandits alike, conducted international espionage, and become leader of every organization in the land. The daedra and aedra themselves bow to you. “This door requires a key to open”
Nucularburrito2 a lot and the the tree I'm talking about was really big and you wouldn't be able to wrap your arms arounds the entire thing yet despite it being big and heavy the really loud wind rips it out of the ground anyway and I went out there before the wind calmed down and I was almost blown off balance but I got hold of one of the support beams
KayleeDaGamer It must have been a great STEAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Skyrim: this chest is legendary level You: ok I’ll lock pick it Skyrim: you lose 263 lockpicks Skyrim: you get three gold, a silver ring of extra 0% lockpicking, a used loincloth, 3 firewood, a hat and a dead fly
@@klaudiusi.119 ok seriously, why do I keep hearing about mods to fix what should have already been in the game? Lemme guess, the PS4 version or something?
For that exact reason, I almost don’t want another Elder Scrolls game. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s full of micro transactions. Todd, just give us a good game, and make us pay for all of it at once as the only cost of the game.
next there will be a drunk Nord, a Merida worshiping Dark Elf, a racist ass High Elf, a "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" Imperial, a Breton merchant, an Al'akir Redgaurd, and a bloodthirsty Orc.
I can slay dragons, take their souls, defeat an entire army myself, summon creatures from the deepest of the oblivion and almost anything you can imagine. I cant break a f***ing door.
Seriously, even one of the books in game notes that they've found chests made of wood with some of the most complex dwemer locks... only for the wooden chest to be smashed through and the lock untouched.
hell man, Fallout have those unbreakable wooden doors that you cant do a squat despite wearing fucking Power Armor. The lock might be tough but are you seriously saying that a wood door in some 200 years old trashed building can withstand a kick from power armor??? Open this wooden door?
No one: Speedrunners: so what im gonna do is use a wooden bowl to enter the void then spawn in apocrypha and one shot mirrak with a bucket in this exact position because he will step on it causing it to freak out and shoot towards his face with 5x the strength of a giant when the smash down and i will beat the Dragonborn dlc *stream chat donating 2 bits to say wtf*
Yeah my college of winterhold was bugged to start the quest I had to talk to one of the other members inside to start the test I used a platter to glitch through the gate
I was killed by whiterun guard and then he walked away saying "You should see belethor at "belethor's general goods" if you're looking for some supplies"
I tried to make a rogue character. Light armor, stealth, no helmet, that sort of thing. Ended up smithing my way to full Daedric armor and beating the shit out of everyone with unarmed attacks.
i really enjoy the thief/assassin roleplay part of the game, i always end up doing that in every playthrough even if i want to go full berserker with an orc at first
This is why a "force open" option would be good! It would damage the lock and possibly destroy some of the contents of the chest, and would certainly activate traps, but no lock picks required!
@@eiboi4524 I used to be but changed my mind because I believe the stormcloaks winning would make it easier for the thalmor to fully invade. I go imperial every time now. Also I don't like ulfric.
@@eiboi4524 Actually no, that's not the reason. Think about the situation in skyrim. Aldmeri Dominion and empire have the peace treaty after the great war. Aldmeri Dominion is recovering while the empire and the stormcloaks are trying to destroy each other. The empire and stormcloaks are weakened and are continuing to weaken each other while the dominion recovers. While the white gold concordat is in effect, the dominion is unlikely to invade skyrim but remember the peace treaty is with the empire. If the stormcloaks destroy the empire, the peace treaty is invalidated and an already weakened half dead army of rebels is going to stand little chance against the quickly recovering dominion. I'd say there's a high chance the dominion will invade skyrim very shortly after a stormcloak victory. If the empire wins, the peace treaty remains valid and the empire can make use of resources from the dominion to recover while keeping invasion chances at a minimum with the temporary sacrifice of allowing the thalmor to ban talos worship. Tullius actually hints at you at the end of the war questline (imperial side) that peace between the dominion and the empire probably won't last. It's more advantageous to use the dominions resources to recover while plotting against them internally. I believe they will invade eventually whoever wins therefore I'd do what I could to increase the chances of an imperial victory for better odds later. Killing an enemy with their own sword is a bigger "fuck you" than killing them with your own. Even if both the empire and stormcloaks banded together and continued fighting the dominion, skyrim would very likely still lose and still lose hundreds of lives too. This is why the empire signed the treaty, it wasn't because they agree with the talos ban, it was to save lives and recover to try again another day. Stormcloaks who are understandably upset with the talos ban rebelled and are making the problem worse because they aren't seeing the bigger picture. They're the typical nord type who fight what's in front of them and give little thought to the aftermath or consequences of bad planning. It's a war not a child's playground, it's more complicated than bashing people's heads in and winning by K.O. The stormcloaks are hoping to defeat their enemies by bringing a knife to a gunfight. All brawn, no brains. As the random imperials say, the empire is what's keeping the dominion out of skyrim.
GroundPoundable Isn't that what save&load was made for? Just carry one or two lockpicks with you, save the game and reload the save if you lose your lockpicks :D
Rented Mule That takes forever and breaks the flow of the game, though. :/ And locks are randomized upon return trips or when you boot the game back up, so the save/load idea is useless.
In SOVNGARDE Me:*Approaching to the unexisting guard* Guard:"I uSeD t0 bE @N @dVeNTuReR LiKe y0U,bUtT I t00K @N @RR0W iN tHe HEAD" Thats why he is not in skyrim but in sovngarde anyway
I'm almost positive who ever makes lock picks in Skyrim made them flimsy to drive re-buys. If your character can figure out how to make armor out of dragon bones, I'd think they could figure out a stronger lock pick.
Hello, fair Khajiit! Whilst I absolutely LOVE your races backstory and all-out awesomeness, I hope you don't mind Elves being my all-time favorite. You guys are all second, though. Even Maiq!
@@victormillen8393 I think it's because it is pronounced while sucking in air (as opposed to doing so while breathing out, how most words are pronounced), cutting the "s" really short. Try doing it yourself, pronouncing "fus" while breathing in. It will not be very loud and rather short. And you can't can't shout that way, you need to breathe oit for shouting. :) I always liked that detail. Basically the "Fus" is taking the deep breath to then forcefully expel the air again in "RO DAH".
Guard from downstairs: you need to stop that shouting, its making people ner-- Female kajjit:FUS *RO D A H* !!! *proceeds to kill every guard with the shout* Inf bounty added to whiterun
Lockpicking in a nutshell: -Master level locks that break 40-50 lockpicks provide insultingly useless loot -Novice to Expert level locks that break 0-5 lockpicks provide something of worth.
And then, as the guard is laying motionless on the floor, the Khajiit hears a muffled "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... Shouting. You're making people nervous."
took u a month to say that? when i alredey went to therapy 19 times about watching this and this comment and now ill go do therapy for other 24 times for watching your comment cause is very bad
