Skyrim VR But I'm The Worst Wedding Guest 

I don't mean to sing in every video, music just flows through me.

Dude the hand gestures and commentary bring this game to life in the most hysterical way! 😂

Lyrics: “I had a wife and she loved me. She was sweet but a little scaly, she mouthed off so I bit her in the head! Now she’s in the room downstairs dead! She was your mother and you loved her so, but she didint know her place so she had to go. Don’t ever go into that room or you’ll let out the smell, the neighbors will complain I’ll have to kill them as well. Sometimes I feel a hunger down deep inside, like a beast howling at the moons and the tides. So grow up kind and treat people well or I’ll hunt you down and taste your flesh as well”

Can we all agree on the fact the crusty is an excellent singer Edit: Ok so why has this got so many likes...?

I wish my father was like crusty, singing to be sure i don't go in the room where there is the corpse of my mother

"I had an Argonian wife and then I murdered her" Instant silence cracked me up!

When you turn into a werewolf and kill your orphan's new mother but you soothe him by singing a lovely song in which you threaten to eat him if he snitches. Dad of the year

Crusty: *Uploads* My sleep schedule: “Am I a joke to you”

He's like a dark murdery Jack Sparrow Pls don't kill Cicero TwT

My favorite criminally insane VR personality. I'm buying an Oculus just because I want to be like crusty.

No joke, that was the absolute best method I have ever witnessed for the wedding assassination.

You know that it is bad when CRUSTY calls someone "mad" for gods sake!

"Happy birthday Francois! Now daddy has to go to work, feed yourself. You'll find somethin' ." -Best Father of the year quote 2020

After Cicero responded with," Ooooohh, I'm bleeding! Hahahahahahahaha!" I knew you'd say you liked him!

“This beast inside of me, I apologize, it just wants to get out” So Crusty has trapped a poor little beast inside of him that tries to escape but kills everything and ultimately gets trapped inside again. It figures.

I am happy to see that you are a brother. Hail Sithis, and yes Cicero can be annoying but trust me you’ll love him he’s just like you.

I love how the ai reactions matched what he said as if they had actually heard him i also would have never thought of using a frenzy spell like that.

sees an execution - ahh so that's a wedding! looks fun

We found Crusty’s long lost brother, you can see they share the same crazed longing bloodshed in their eyes, love you Crusty

i mean, everybody knows that "beheading" goes well with "wedding"

Crusty's songs such as "Reinventing The Wheel" and "I Had A Wife" should be added to an album.

I reacted to Cicero in the e x a c t same way. "Oh my God, I hate him" to "I like him!" To *"I W I L L D E S T R O Y Y O U"*

I clicked on this not expecting much but left a fan, good editing and quite a believable character you've made

Petition for crusty to make an album \/

Why thank you for existing I needed this

Everyone needs a bit of iamcrusty dazzled on their wedding

Love the song bro😂 "God how much suger do you give this guy"

Literally a few minutes ago I said I can’t wait for crusty to upload and here we are. Thank you My lord for your consistent uploads

When you read the title and know the exact mission!

0:18 interesting song XD

Here for the Skyrim, stayed for the rest of his videos. I could watch this man RP all day.

Omg that song was perfect I’m not first, I’m not last, when I see HunklebergMildrewBeesparkle I click fast

You remind me of a more chaotic and evil Jack Sparrow in this and I love it

Crusty should drop a children’s album

Me when crusty uploads: *jumping into chair Intensifies*

I cant wait for Crusty to meet Sheogorath, pls continue this series !

crusty is the anser to the question: "What if the dowahkiin was the joker?"

I loved when when he called Arnbjorn “Geralt” 😂😂😂

Crusty would be a great fantasy villain. When he cast the spell at the wedding and the music played, I got chills.

Crusty's songs just complete my life. Like a scarier version of Willey Wonka.

Crusty - sings about his murdered wife to his son Everyone - "He has such a way with words."

8:05 Crashing a wedding like a true evil wizard: Making everyone kill eachother and plunging the entire city into madness with rivers of blood staining the streets. Truly wonderful♪

Yes finally more Skyrim! Keep the Skyrim coming!

9:43 why did that music make me immediately think that you were going to head out to your babushka's woodland cottage, sit at the table by the warm fire while you make Holodets?

The fact that he sounds like Johnny Depp is hilarious

When your so early you miss crustys insanity. Oh wait no it's still here. FOUND IT MOM!!

That song at the start is amazing.

Hey, I’ve almost completed the dark brotherhood quest line, don’t worry you can kill the jester dude

he must have work so hard for the lyrics of the intro song x') nice singing voice Crusty ! i always love when he sing and doing goofy dances X'D

Crusty throwing a tantrum when Cicero just wouldn’t shut the **** up! That got me brother I love your Skyrim adventure!

When you started singing “feel like makin love” I died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When Crusty becomes a werewolf, does that mean the real monster is now stuck inside waiting to get out again?

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I AM SPEECHLESS HAHAHA.... But i mean it, i am speechless every video is sooo funny XD

"I had a wife and she loved me, she was sweet but a little scale-y, she mouthed off so I bit her in the head, now she's in the room, downstairs dead. [that 1 part in song where they sorta talk non song] See now don't worry little francois, I understand you must be confused, don't worry I dont expect you to understand everything, The knowledge shall come when you grow up my boy, but for now, just listen, and let me alleviate that confusion [back to song] She was your mother and you loved her so, but she didn't know her place so she had to go, dont ever go into that room or you'll let out the smell, the neighbors will complain and I'll have to kill them as well. Sometimes I feel a hunger down deep inside, like a beast howling at the moons and the tides, so grow up kind and treat people well, or I'll hunt you down and taste your flesh as well! Happy birthday Francois, now, daddy has to go to work, feed yourself you'll find something [raised voice] - Don't go into that room! Do not go in that room! I'm serious!"

"OH I'M BLEEDING HAHAHAHA" 😂😂😂I'm ded

If Crusty's videos had an intro, the opening track would be Talking Heads - Psycho Killer 🤣🤣🤣

I had a feeling you and Cicero would get along.

Why does he sound a little bit like Jack Sparrow?

2:23 "I like him" Me: "Well of course you do he's you!"

Someday, I hope to only play crusty’s songs as lullabies for my children.

I absolutely love this guy’s voice and how drunk he acts This is one of the only channels where I subbed after the first video I saw

I could never imagine Crusty singing, my life is now complete

Ngl the way he did the wedding mission was creative af, I've never seen anyone do it like that.

Crusty reminds me of that Sesame Street character that Big Bird hides in his basement so the kids outside don't get traumatized.

Thank you Crusty for making these videos. You really are hilarious and just what everyone needs in these trying times. Mr Beesparkle is everyone's favourite psycopathic family man and that is inarguably the complete and undisputed truth

Ah yes, episode 6. About time for a musical number by our very own homegrown psychopath.

he is having way too much fun roleplaying and playing with the hand movement thingie. and i love it.

YEs I got crusty the skyrim musical on my birthday thank you for this blessed gift

This is a very chaotic neutral person 😂

That was honestly one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in months. Bravo you evil werewolf Jack Sparrow. Bravo

Holy sh******t that wedding scene with the Master Rage spell was one of the most badass and awesome scenes I've ever seen in Skyrim... The evil, foreboding monologue, the gestures and the following mayhem... just wow! Pure dramatic mastery.

"Somebody killed his faithful little companion pet" I nearly died laughing 🤣

A little later, and this would have been the best Birthday present ever

That song is so good.... put it on a record

The wedding was so cinematically cool.

I like that other people play typically begrudgingly good guys but your just full evil and that’s fun

This man needs his own children's sing along show

YES RU-vid GIVING YOU THAT ADD REVENUE!!!💯🙌🏾 CONGRATS MAN

These Skyrim videos are *EASILY* my favourite Skyrim content on RU-vid

crusty and cicero meeting will either be the most terrifying or amazing thing

Crusty these videos are gold mate. Cheers for a good laugh!

I love this Skyrim series xD

It was low-key terrifying and awesome how he plunged the entire town into chaos with a single spell while evil music played.

“Let me eat you” he just swirls his hands 😂

I remember helpin that jester with his wheel and i ended up killing him on a mission in a cave

Broo plss make more of these Skyrim vr there so funnyyy

OMFG This guy is hilarious! How have I never heard of him before?!

Crusty is like the quirky serial killer father you've never had. Marvelous

Dude he's so funny XD

Lmao when he is singing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

This just showed up in my recommendations. No idea what I was clicking onto and heard you singing that charming tune to the boy. Well guess I'm invested in this series now

Your singing is the best. Better than any other person.

Did you steal the “but” in you title from CallMeKevin?

Lmfao!!! Crusty that was an awsome song. See this is why i subscribe, I love the insanity!!! Thank you Crusty!!!!

Well then. I have a new favorite RU-vidr now. Thanks for creating awesome content!

Cicero: "Aah~ the newest member of the family~!" Crusty: "Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!" *A Few Moments Later* Crusty: * Slicin' and dicin' Cicero's face * Cicero: "HAHAHA, I'M BLEEDING! AHAHAHAHA!" Crusty: ... Crusty: "...I like him."

I love you role playing my Uncle at a wedding Crusty!

That's so funny and creative, this video really made my day better

I got recommended this and I’m so glad I watched it. It’s like I’m literally watching a comedy sketch. You’re basically an actor that’s doing improv. Makes me want to record my own VR gameplay or this game and do the same.

I expect that song on spotify in the near future.