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@@thedipermontshow It has now been two years. In this time, Pacific Salmon have hatched, lived their entire lifespan, and passed away. Also I let the sink in and it's demanding I pay rent
Technically he’s right. Gotta steal a piece of the market in order to succeed. Same with Politics as well, pointed out by the commenter above. It’s all a race.
xTak4shi if you've ever seen Forge Labs' videos (which you should watch if you haven't, same chaotic vibe as boffy but different) you know that he gets attacked by dragons pretty much no matter what he does lol. I don't think he's ever gotten so lucky as to come across a dragon when it was sleeping.
I'm a freshman in college studying Cybersecurity, and the stuff that Boffy's been able to accomplish before he can even work at McDonald's is fucking insane.
real life is hard, and so is real life craft. it’s not about the supernatural beings that will kill you, it’s about the unreal struggle that is just like working 10 hours a day at a minimum wage job.
Here are some tips to help u get started. those pink demon fairies don’t attack unless u hit them and give u regen. u need to break leaves to get sticks, then make a flint knife, which u can then use to break grass and get plant fiber. One u have three plant fiber, u can combine those three in an L shape to make plant string. You can then make a flint hatchet, which u can use to cut down trees. Then, take the wood that you got from the trees and place it down. Take out ur hatchet and right click on the top of each block of wood. This will give u planks. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO USE A CRAFTING TABLE TO MAKE PLANT STRING. use ur default survival inventory crafting thing. if u combine plant string or normal string with sticks, u can get a handle. Use this to make a better weapon than a normal wooden sword. Use a saber earlier on, but when u get to the level in which u can enchant things, go for a rapier because the damage on it multiplies better. make a crude wooden shield, this will help u block arrows and prevent u from getting insta-killed by skeletons. For this to work, u have to look at a slightly tilted upwards angle, so the shield blocks ur head without exposing ur body. Some meats when cooked can give u special effects. Try killing different passive animals such as Yales and arisuars and cook their meat. I recommend cooked make meat and yeti meat, they’re both easy to get. Cooked maka meat gives u absorption 3 for 20 seconds and yeti meat gives u resistance 3 for 30 seconds (I think) (a maka is that “small dinosaur” that u saw at the village) if u see dragon skeletons lying around, walk up to them with nothing in ur hand and right click on them. This will give u dragon bones, which u can use later to make the most powerful weapons in the game. if ur running away from a mob that isn’t ranged, can jump, or fly, swim across some water. The mobs are slow when in the water and u can keep on hitting them until they die from a safe distance at the shore. Here are passive mobs u don’t have to worry about Pink demon fairies Small dinosaur thingy Tree dinosaur Yales(weird snow biome thingies that look mildly disturbing) Those flying things in villages that have shields (they only attack if you hit a villager, then the shields will become blades and those blades will spin very fast and they will come for you and you will die. If u kill to many passive mobs, a reaper will spawn. Occasionally if you go to sleep a reaper will spawn (like in the mine) If you break to much grass a massive plant chomper thing will spawn. Fire spawns demon things. Water spawns really annoying demon things. Explosions spawn super annoying demon things that are creepers but flying and can explode multiple times. Under some building there are armor. In villages, if a block looks like there's something shoved through it, break it. There's an armor stand under it. (Probably.) Also there are these things called events, that will spawn a bunch of themed mobs. These are impossible to survive unless you're really advanced ingame so just dig a hole in the ground and hide. (You will know when an event spawns, there will be a massive titlecard in front of ur screen. If the event eruption spawns, immediately go to your chest, take all of your valuables, and run as far away as possible. )
I like how no one even talks about the 2 only mobs he really got close with (nymph and aegis) are 2 of the 3 mobs that helps you and probs they will be the only way that he can not die in a situation Nymph heals, Aegis protects, and the nonmentioned Wisp gives night vision by the way.
@@cyeayttheratking9501 He even came near to the nymph and he got regen He could not have known that aegis' would protect him but he could understand that they were friendly. And he didn't see a Wisp so yeah.
I mean he went to my school... Texas stereotypes are pretty much bullshit except for half our population. what do you mean by half-sarcasm reminds you of Texas? That's just been his personality since like he was 8.
So fun fact, you're still on version 2.6.2 I noticed from 6 or so months ago which is a very broken version of RLCraft, using the buggy version of Ice and Fire, hence the dragon at 3:50 was just hopelessly stuck in the trees trying to fly when it should be able to plow right through them (there are many more issues than just this). RLCraft is on version 2.8.2 now which just recently released, and if you'd like, I have an experimental hardcore config pack for it if you'd like extra pain =)
Hey shivax I have a idea to make rl craft even more of a living hell. When you take any damage you are temporarily stunned (if you take a good punch to the gut you gonna be still for a while) and a will power guage (if you are repeatedly beaten to a fucking pulse you'll eventually lose the will to fight back) And my favorite to watch people burn in hell fear guage. The closer you are to big animals the more you get fucking terrified. What you want to do while they are scared is up to you but I recommend a chance for you to stutter when you swing your sword ( I mean.. giant. Fucking. Dragon. I would piss my self even if i knew i could one shot it) But if you dont feel like coding stuff like that then drinking dirty water should have a random chance of poisoning you
0:55 “But it’s okay, cuz thats good entertainment.” You genuinely sounded devastated while masking it with fake happiness Thats commitment right there. Bravo!
Boffy: I'll get wood first RL Craft: *No, you must first get sticks, then get flint, make a knife and so on, also you need to expand your skill tree to do things :)*
I’m only 6 minutes in, so I don’t know if this was figured out, but knife+grass=plant fiber. 3fiber=string. Stick+flint shard+string=hatchet. Hatchet=cut down trees and make planks. Edit: if Boffy sees this and would like some tips, I’m really far into RLCraft myself.. :3
@@theeurasian7683 but that's the case with every game, if you know what to do well every game becomes easy, but tbh there's nothing you can do about spawning in the middle of the ocean or near an angry dragon
I’m pretty sure that you can also eat raw food immediately after you got it without being poisoned because in real life you can safely eat unprepared meat as long as it’s clean and isn’t starting to decompose.
The addition of scrabs (the things in the thumbnail) is the biggest wave of nostalgia I could ever get, from one of my favorite games as a child (oddworld)
@@smellypeanut9566 no im just worried that someone who does live there will go on a hunt for him 😐 probably not but he said he was gonna bleep it out so im assuming he viewed that as private information and i don't want him feeling uncomfortable:)
USE AN AXE ON A SINGLE VERTICAL LOG TO MAKE 3 PLANKS. break grass with the flint knife to get plant fibers. get Ozzy Liners to craft with armor to keep your temperature neutral. place a bunch of flowers to spawn nymphs, the friendly creatures that give you regeneration.