Tell me, Jeff, there's a large woman dressed like Bruce Diehard in your bedroom. She's starving, Jeff. Jeff you've got 5 seconds to feed her need she's so hungry, Jeff this is all real.
the fact that coreys best joke he could come up with to stop his dad fucking him was a half ass backwards chicken crossing the road joke and half a punchline; hands down is one of the funniest visuals I can imagine
It's even funnier if you've seen how quick some of his jokes can be. Best one he's ever done was when he was asked to play a song for the fallen troops on his trumpet, and he just blasted a really long and loud noise. When they asked what the fuck that was supposed to be, (and you can hear the stupid grin in his voice) he said "That's the bullet going through their head, last thing they hear"
The series ended on a Cory hypothetical and then everyone guffawed like slope headed retards over a genuine thanking of the fans. At the end of all things, could anything be more Sleepycast?
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How is he bad. He answers realistically. They don’t even give him like any other option, it’s either die or get fucked by your dad. They’re the ones who are bad at playing along with Cory’s answers
@@SabbyNeko I love the idea of Zach being born, his mother in tears because of how beautiful her newborn son is, and his first words are "Hey doc, who would win in a fight between Hitler and Iron Man?"
hypothetically: Ok so what if you were walking down the street and there was this one house you always went by, and nobody ever saw who was in the house or knew if anyone even lived there, and the only defining feature of this house is that there is a little tree on the lawn about the height of the average person plus a half, and for whatever reason you walk up to the little tree and there's a coin slot on the tree that says "50¢" with no coin return button and big bright red button above it that says "PUSH". (choose your own adventure yay) A: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then look at the city in the distance and another 911 happens, what would you do?; B: you put in a couple quarters and push the button then nothing happens and you turn and look at the window and there's just a pair of eyes looking at you through the blinds and he has the quarters, what would you do?
Hey has anyone seen where that stream went where chris or zach draws ~ A yellow chinese sausage Mic, corey, a hideos charicature of jon, an accurate sadistic ross... Its mysteriously disappeared from the internet, it seems
I can tell which caricature is supposed to be Mick, Oney, and Cory. I can’t tell which one is Zack. I know a lot changes in 15 years but still, I’m shocked I can’t figure it out 💀
22:47 Mama had a baby and his head popped off We did all that we could to try and re-attach it I couldn't do it so I picked it up and threw it Off the building, just to see if all the children Were quick enough to catch it
