Slideways by Timothy Loest (Rehearsal Track) 

"Trombone had a problem, one he could not hide. It wasn't valves or flashy keys, it was his awkward slide..." So begins the poem that accompanies this humorous novelty work featuring your trombone and slide whistle sections (and it's recommended that you bring them to the front of the band for this one!). The clever poem can easily be read by several students. Consider using members of the faculty or administration to "beef up" your slide whistle section!