Well, let me tell you 'bout a thing we like to do,
When the moon's high and the sky's a deep blue,
We undress, baby, down to the bare,
Then we grab Vaseline and we just don't care!
Slide, slippity-slide,
Covered in Vaseline, we're feeling so fine,
Gonna shimmy and shake, like a groovy ol' bug,
Sliding around on the floor, just like a slug!
In the dim moonlight, we start to glide,
Slick as can be, with nowhere to hide,
Smooth as silk, we're feeling the beat,
Sliding and gliding, it's a real neat feat,
Slide, Slide, oh it's a real neat feat!
Slide, slippity-slide,
Covered in Vaseline, we're feeling so fine,
Gonna shimmy and shake, like a groovy ol' bug,
Sliding around on the floor, just like a slug!
No shoes, no socks, just slick as can be,
On our bellies, we're wild and free,
In this slippery dance, we feel the groove,
Sliding around, in our Vaseline move!
Slide, slide, slippity-slide,
Covered in Vaseline, we're feeling so fine,
Gonna shimmy and shake, like a groovy ol' bug,
Sliding around on the floor, just like a slug!
Slide, slippity-slide,
Covered in Vaseline, we're feeling so fine,
Gonna shimmy and shake, like a groovy ol' bug,
Sliding around on the floor, just like a slug!
So if you wanna get groovy, just grab some grease,
Join us in sliding, and feel the release,
It's a safer alternative to using drugs
Sliding around like a slick, slippin' slug!
9 май 2024